After I died, I became a cat

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In the auditorium of the funeral home, the mourning and joy are low.

What didn't match the background sound was that there was quite a lively scene in the auditorium—the wreaths used in the previous event had been placed out for less than an hour, and they were moved away in a hurry, and they were about to be cremated with the remains of their owners.The elegiac couplets and banners fell to the ground and were piled together like rubbish. Someone walked directly on top of them, and only the words "deep condolences" could be seen clearly on the soles of their feet.

The service staff of the funeral home perfunctorily wiped the ground with a broom. During this period, new wreaths and banners were moved in one by one. Relatives and friends of the deceased were all in place. A woman with a loud voice screamed to ask her husband to arrange the wreaths more compactly. .

Before all the people from the previous memorial service have left, the next memorial service is about to begin.

The relatives of the deceased stood on the stage, supported by others, and delivered a eulogy with sobs.The people standing outside didn't pay attention to hear clearly, looking down at their mobile phones, still talking about a group of blue shirt policemen who left the auditorium ahead of them.

"Look, there's this news on WeChat..."

"Hey, policemen and doctors are the most likely to die from overwork..."

"He died in the police station, tsk tsk, it's terrible to stay up late, I will never cultivate immortality again."

"The name of the dead policeman is a bit funny, look at it, Chen Erhuang, Erhuang, isn't this a dog?"

Several girls laughed together, and not far from them, a few rooms away, the policemen they were talking about were sending the body of a man named Chen Erhuang into the cremation furnace.

Just standing outside can feel the high temperature, and no amount of tears will dry up.

Captain Qin of the Criminal Police Squadron of Tianxian District Public Security Bureau, Chongsheng City sighed silently, but heard someone behind him laughing.

Captain Qin turned his head silently, and found that the person laughing was the police officer Xiao Wang who was staring at the phone.

Xiao Wang was found deserted by his immediate superior, instead of being embarrassed, he held out his mobile phone to Captain Qin, "Captain, did you listen to the director's eulogy just now?"

Of course I didn't listen. After participating in so many meetings, Captain Qin knows what nonsense the leader will say without using his ears.

But Captain Qin is also the leader, so naturally he won't tell Xiao Wang the truth.He didn't answer, took Xiao Wang's cell phone and glanced at the screen.

On the screen was the WeChat group of their detachment, Captain Qin saw several familiar names hahahahaha.

Swipe up, and it turns out that someone posted a text file of the eulogy just read by the director in the group.

The people in the group laughed because of some circled keywords in the text.

"Diligence and generosity", "advancing the old man's consultation fee", "rejecting the mediator's treat"...etc.

According to these words, the police officer Chen Erhuang, who died of overwork three days ago, is really a good policeman who really meets the standards of China's national conditions.

The issue is--

"Other people treat guests to dinner, no matter what the reason is, Senior Brother Chen doesn't just go there and come back with a full stomach."

"I really like to rub other people's snacks. Every time my girlfriend brings snacks, he kills two-thirds of them by himself."

"Advance payment... Last time, an old man who fell down was sent to the hospital. He borrowed money from you, the captain, to advance the payment, right? As a result, the little reporter also had the nerve to report it to him. Hey, didn't he just look at Chen Is Senior Brother that handsome?"

Xiao Wang laughed while talking, smiled and hiccupped again, and tears flowed down his already red eyes.

Captain Qin was silent.

Chen Erhuang was thick-skinned, and went around eating, drinking, and getting benefits, but his colleagues in the bureau, no matter who called out, he would replace them.

It has not been a year since Xiao Wang entered the bureau, and Chen Erhuang has taken care of him a lot.Those snacks were said to be sent by Xiao Wang's girlfriend, but many of them were actually bought by Xiao Wang himself because he saw that Chen Erhuang liked to eat.

As for the consultation fee paid to the elderly...

Captain Qin remembered the series of fatal calls Chen Erhuang gave him at that time, which made him think that something serious happened, and rushed to the hospital to have a look, but it was to borrow money, and the corner of his mouth twitched, unable to defend him.

Chen Erhuang, Police Officer Chen, no matter how much everyone praises his merits, it can't make the Grandet traits in him less conspicuous.

If it weren't for this, as the most beautiful, not, the most handsome grass in the Tianxian District Public Security Bureau of Chongsheng City, how could Officer Chen not have a girlfriend at the age of 29?

No matter how confused the girl is by his face, the moment she comes into contact with his narcissistic essence, she will be driven to escape by the desire to survive.

No one is perfect.

However, he is indeed a very good policeman.

Xiao Wang wiped away tears.

"Brother Chen never said that he came from the orphanage, nor did he say that all his money was donated to the orphanage. If the old director of the orphanage hadn't come to attend the memorial service today, wouldn't we have known about it for the rest of our lives?"

This man explained where his money went, always saying that he was going to save money to buy a house, but he never said a word of truth.

As the leader, Captain Qin knew about Chen Erhuang's background.Hearing Xiao Wang's complaint, he didn't speak, but just blinked.

No matter how much you talk, no matter how much you think, people are dead.

A young life ends abruptly, a promising future ends at this time.

Thinking of this kind of thing, Captain Qin, who is over 40, suddenly wanted to smoke, but seeing the no-smoking sign on the wall, he could only hold back the cigarette in his pocket.After a while, feeling unable to bear it anymore, he glanced at it and found a cardboard box at Xiao Wang's feet, and asked, "What's in it?"

Xiao Wang was taken aback, and said, "It's Brother Chen's books and other things. I sorted them out and planned to hand them over to the old dean."

Captain Qin, who wanted to sneak out to smoke, immediately said: "Give it to me, the old man is outside."

The box was quite big, and it was difficult to hold it with one hand. Captain Qin bent down to pick it up, but it didn't feel too heavy.

The funeral parlor is located at the foot of Mingyang Mountain in the outskirts of the city. On the mountain is Mingyang Fushou Cemetery. There is no wall between the two sides. At a glance, there are high and low gray and white stone monuments.Captain Qin walked around, but couldn't find the old director of the orphanage, so he found a roof, put down the cardboard box, and lit a cigarette for himself first.

After taking a puff to relieve his craving for cigarettes, he looked back from the distant cemetery to his feet, when he suddenly heard a strange rustling sound coming from the cardboard box.

"?"

The carton was not sealed with tape, Captain Qin frowned, bent over to open the top cover with a cigarette in his mouth.

The moment the seam was opened, a black shadow suddenly sprang out.

Captain Qin was startled, seeing the black shadow landed four or five meters in front of him, and looked back at him.

It was a kitten that was pitch black.

The kitten was no bigger than a fist, and looked less than a month old, with pointed ears and a thin and long tail.There are many cobwebs and dried leaves hanging on its black fur, and it probably also has a lot of dust. Thanks to being a black cat, the color of the fur hides the dust.

Its eyes are golden yellow, still beating like burning fire in the sun.Such bright eyes are rare even among cats.

A very beautiful black cat.

Captain Qin thought.

It's a little unlucky to see a pure black cat in a funeral home, but apart from these creepy eyes, no matter how you look at it, it's just a miserable ordinary stray cat.

Just, this stray cat, why, why...

...with a cell phone larger than itself in its mouth? !

"Meow?"

Captain Qin said subconsciously.

Then he realized that it was Chen Erhuang's cell phone!

"Meow... no, don't run!"

He yelled too late, and the little black cat turned around and ran away when he yelled the first meow.

It ran towards the cemetery on the mountain, as fast as a phantom, but when it jumped up the first step, in front of Captain Qin, it tripped over its own hind paws, and even dropped the phone and the cat into it. Drainage ditches along the stone steps.

"careful!"

Captain Qin shouted.

The black cat didn't stop at all, it rolled over and got up, picked up the ring of Chen Erhuang's phone again, and got behind a tombstone.

When Captain Qin ran up, there was no sign of the black cat thief at all.

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A few hours later, dusk.

The business hours of the funeral parlor had passed, and the people who came to see the deceased for the last time dispersed like a flock of crows, and those who visited their relatives and friends also left, and the whole cemetery fell silent.

The big camphor tree made a rattling sound in the wind, and the ripe camphor fruit fell to the ground, occasionally a bird song could be heard among the swaying branches and leaves.And the rose-colored flowing clouds are changing in the sky, and the golden light from the setting sun bursts out from the gap.

From the top of the mountain down, the terraced tombstones are neatly arranged, straight like soldiers participating in a military parade.

Captain Qin and Xiao Wang searched for the black cat thief who hadn't been found all afternoon, and turned out from behind a brand new tombstone.It first put the stolen mobile phone next to the tombstone, then squatted in front of the tombstone, and looked up at the photos embedded on the tombstone.

In the photo, there was a very handsome young man. His short messy hair was suppressed by a police cap, but he still showed a pair of naturally smiling eyes.

Normally, the young man would never button up his shirt unless someone checked it, but the person who held the memorial service obviously didn't choose the ones that the young man liked the most.In this photo that young people don't like very much, every button of him is tightly buttoned, and his standing posture is straight and upright. The police badge on his cap is shining, and he looks too calm and gentle.

The young man looked out with a smile and met the golden eyes of the kitten outside the photo.

In the breeze, the kitten's whiskers trembled slightly.

After a long time, it blinked, and a trace of human confusion flashed in the eyes.

It's a pity that the handsome guy in the photo died.

thought the kitten.

and also……

who am I?

Where am i?

What was I doing just now?

Ah, yes, the kitten remembered.

He, Chen Erhuang, is 29 years old and is the first-level superintendent of the Criminal Police Squadron, Tianxian District Public Security Bureau, Chongsheng City.The most handsome Yizhicao in the police station (self-proclaimed), while playing games on the night shift, (identified by the public security forensic doctor) suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and died for three days.He had been cremated and his ashes were buried in the tomb in front of him.

He died.

And strangely turned into a kitten after death.

This kind of unfolding like a ghost novel is not mentioned for the time being. There is one very important thing that only he himself understands for the time being.

That is--

He didn't die of a sudden cerebral hemorrhage at all!

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The author has something to say:

For the infinite running group article, the rules refer to the seventh edition of the Cthulhu coc rules, and the settings refer to the □□ Foundation. There are magic changes, so it doesn’t matter if you don’t understand.

Some characters and dungeons refer to various game, film, animation and novels, and any similarity is not a coincidence.

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