Uproarious
Chapter 55
When Ruan Zhiqing returned home, he never expected to see Cen Yan, so when he was caught off guard and saw sitting on the sofa in the living room, still wearing home clothes, and he didn't look like he had been out at all, he couldn't restrain his mood from rising.
"Didn't you say go out to eat?"
"I ordered takeaway, and I don't really want to go out."
Ruan Zhiqing saw the takeaway lunch box on the table.
Naturally, I walked over to clean up.
Throwing everything into the trash can, seeing that the kitchen looked like it had been used, he turned and glanced at Cen Yan, "Have you used the kitchen?"
Cen Yan drank hot water, "Ang, I wanted to cook something by myself, but it seems that I failed."
Ruan Zhiqing looked at the mess on the entire tile countertop, a little dumbfounded, Cen Yan seemed to want to fry a meal, but what Ruan Zhiqing saw was indeed a pan of burnt eggs, hot oil splashed everywhere, a certain There was a lump of soy sauce here and there.
He really couldn't figure out what Cen Yan went through during his absence.
What made him even more dumbfounded was that if he got into trouble, he would get into trouble, and he didn't clean it up, waiting for him to come back to clean up the mess.
"Sometimes I wonder, you have lived alone for so many years, and you can't even do such a simple thing. How did you survive?"
"At the beginning, Shengfu was in charge of the food. Later, he ate with those people, and instant noodles when there was no one else. This does not seem to be an era where if you don't know how to cook, you will definitely not be able to survive."
Ruan Zhiqing agreed.
But I still feel a little shocked, this thing is not difficult to learn, but it may be like some people are born with tone deafness, some people are born not able to enter the kitchen.
Everything returned to its original position, and when he washed his hands and was about to go out, Cen Yan had silently walked behind Ruan Zhiqing.
"I actually thought you were a treasure from the very beginning." Cen Yan said behind him.
"So what? You have the heart to let go? Are you really going to let me go if I don't force you?" Ruan Zhiqing said.
Cen Yan smiled, stepped forward, and hugged Ruan Zhiqing's waist from behind.
The sudden intimacy made Ruan Zhiqing stiff.
But still washed his hands ignorantly.
"No, I'm suffering too. I've been eating your food for so long, and my mouth is full. I was actually worried. If you leave, I won't be able to change my appetite for a while. .”
"The first consideration in relationship is food, right?"
"Basic food, housing, and transportation are the most basic, right? Haven't you heard that to conquer a person, you first conquer his stomach?"
Ruan Zhiqing smiled softly.
Turning around in Cen Yan's arms, the two became face to face.
"You don't want to go out because you want to wait for me to come back?" Ruan Zhiqing said.
With his arms still around his waist, Cen Yan narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Little couples who have just confirmed their relationship always want to stick a little bit more."
"Uncle, be more reserved."
Cen Yan chuckled. "I'm only 25, so I can at most be your elder brother?"
Ruan Zhiqing leaned over and kissed his lips, "Actually, you look younger than me."
"Naturally beautiful, there is no way."
Ruan Zhiqing looked at the good-looking man in front of him who looked like an evildoer, and felt that he had to exercise his endurance when he turned around. Cen Yan was wearing an ordinary middle-neck sweater today, which looked very lazy.
"If you have nothing to do, wear a turtleneck sweater." Ruan Zhiqing said.
"Huh?" Cen Yan expressed doubts.
Ruan Zhiqing didn't explain much, "I like it."
Cen Yan smiled, "Okay."
Cen Yan took the initiative to lean over, and kissed Ruan Zhiqing's lips again, and they kissed together in an instant. Ruan Zhiqing put his arms around his waist, remembering the area he visited last night, the smooth skin he touched. skin.
Greedily absorbing Cen Yan's softness, Cen Yan's lips look thin, but when they kiss, they will find that they are too soft. Moreover, it has to be said that Cen Yan's kissing skills are superb, and Ruan Zhiqing always unconsciously kisses her. Falling in, you can't get out.
However, before everything got out of hand, Ruan Zhiqing frowned and stopped.
"You seem to have a fever?" Ruan Zhiqing asked, Cen Yan's body was very hot, and his lips were also very hot.
"Why, are you afraid that I will infect you?" Cen Yan said.
Ruan Zhiqing chuckled, "Can you be on the same channel as me once?"
Ruan Zhiqing probably knew why he had a fever. They said that when men had sex, if they didn't handle it well, they would get sick with a fever. Until Cen Yan was a little exhausted and drowsy.
"Sorry." Ruan Zhiqing continued. "Don't go out today, whether it's Saint-Faux or the bar."
Ruan Zhiqing was editing the thesis in his room, while Cen Yan was half lying on the bed behind him reading a book.
Being tightly wrapped by Ruan Zhiqing, he just drank the porridge that Ruan Zhiqing cooked for him, and the two of them ate something so light at night.
Ruan Zhiqing kept crackling and typing on the keyboard, while Cen Yan didn't make a sound at all. The two of them were sitting on their own things, and it really seemed a bit like living a life.
Because of the fever, Cen Yan soon became sleepy, and lay lazily on the bed and fell asleep for a while. The sound of Ruan Zhiqing typing on the keyboard did not disturb him, but made him feel very at ease.
When he woke up, he found that Ruan Zhiqing was still typing on the keyboard, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.
He took a pillow, leaned on the pillow in a prone position, and looked lazily at the direction Ruan Zhiqing was in. Half of his face was buried in his arms, and the other half of his face was outlined by the long hair behind his ears. He looked particularly delicate, he opened his mouth slowly, and called softly, "Ah Qing."
Ruan Zhiqing turned her head.
Some speechless.
In another environment, wearing less clothes is a restricted lens.
In fact, Ruan Zhiqing's task for today is almost done. He was just looking for information, so he saved it and turned off the single brain.
Getting under the covers, he turned Cen Yan over, "Those who didn't know thought you were out to sell."
Cen Yan smiled, "I was originally out to sell, have you forgotten what my main business is?"
"..." He didn't say that Ruan Zhiqing really forgot.
Thinking of this, Ruan Zhiqing felt a little depressed.
He wasn't the only one who hugged such a beautiful Cen Yan, he wasn't the only one who kissed such a beautiful collarbone, and he wasn't the only one who lingered in those places.
In fact, he didn't have such a big possessive desire before, but maybe it was just because he didn't meet the person who could arouse his possessive desire.
Cen Yan noticed the expression on Ruan Zhiqing's face, and suddenly a prank idea came to his mind.
"What's wrong?" He asked knowingly.
"It's okay, it's time to sleep."
"Sleeping?" Now it was Cen Yan's turn to be surprised. "Sleep now?"
"Otherwise, what else do you want? I don't care, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it." Ruan Zhiqing said jokingly.
"Haven't you heard a joke?"
"Ok?"
"A couple, the woman had a cold and a fever, no matter how much she could be cured, the man endured it for many days, but in the end he couldn't take it anymore, so he chose to fuck him, so the two got out of bed sickly, and the woman had an affair. Sweating profusely, the girl will be fine the next day."
Ruan Zhiqing was amused by him.
"I'm not so crazy, don't keep trying to seduce me."
Cen Yan stretched out his hands and pulled him down a little. Ruan Zhiqing, who was half-supporting Cen Yan, threw himself on Cen Yan at this moment, but he just kissed him and did not do anything excessive.
"Don't mess around," he said
Cen Yan smiled, "I found that you are actually very easy to handle. What your cousin said was absolutely right."
When it came to this, Ruan Zhiqing was not happy.
But Cen Yan continued, "Look, a month ago, when I kissed you, you were still three feet high. How did you become like this now? Huh? Speaking of which, I haven't studied where you started from. When did your feelings for me change?"
"Don't ask me, I don't know either."
"Tsk tsk, is there another one who looks as good-looking as me and is a little flirtatious, and you follow him again?"
Ruan Zhiqing smiled, "What do you think I am?"
"A man who is easy to change his mind."
"You're still a watery man."
"Ah Qing, I'm actually very dedicated, you have to trust me."
"I believe you ghost." Ruan Zhiqing said.
"Well, in your heart, I seem to be a scumbag and I can't change it. Then if I really go to hook up with others one day, what will you do?" Cen Yan said.
"Don't worry, I don't have this chance," Ruan Zhiqing smiled, "I have someone who is confident and optimistic about me, and I won't let him harm others."
After saying that, he lay down on his back, turned over ninety degrees, and hugged Cen Yan into his arms.
"Why did I fall in love with you?" Ruan Zhiqing said to herself, not sure if it was for herself or Cen Yan.
Cen Yan smiled.
That night, Cen Yan had a dream, which was somewhat similar to the dreams he often had before, but also a little different.
As usual, he was tightly strangled by the man, and he was about to fall into the boundless abyss together with the man. Normally, he would wake up at this time, accompanied by big mouthfuls of shocking breathing, but today, at that critical moment , A golden light suddenly flashed in the sky above him.
After the golden light dissipated, there was a pair of familiar hands.
Reaching out to him, he hugged him when he fell off the railing.
He opened his eyes and tried to see the man's appearance clearly, but found that he couldn't see clearly.
Here, the dream wakes up.
Opening his eyes, what caught his eyes was Ruan Zhiqing's peaceful sleeping face.
It was the young man who he just wanted to flirt with.
In fact, he never thought that one day he would be able to be embraced by this young man like this.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
This world is not so good, but it is definitely not so bad. When you can't bear it, someone will come to give you a hand. This is the case with Ah Qing, and it was the same with those neighbors, mothers-in-law, aunts, uncles and uncles back then.
Cen Yan thought about it, since his father passed away and was sent to the Songsong Welfare Institute, he never seemed to return to that place.
But no matter what, it is actually a place that should go back.
Hell is always next to heaven.
,
Ruan Zhiqing walked as usual in a small alley between the bar and Cen Yan's house, where Cen Yan and Shen Xiuping were almost killed last time.
Except for that incident, there were no other incidents of criminals blocking the way with knives, and Ruan Zhiqing was not afraid. He was obviously nothing to be afraid of as a big man.
But this time he might be wrong.
The further he went in, the fewer lights were on. If he remembered correctly, there was no street light for a section of the road ahead.
However, the sound of footsteps behind him increased rather than decreased.
Even if he was killed, he would not believe that so many people would pass by here.
In the blink of an eye, he made a decision, and suddenly started running forward without warning.
Sure enough, the footsteps behind him sped up, chaotic.
It's just that what he didn't expect was that there were people waiting there in the front. Where did such a bold group of people come from? The downtown area is clearly 100 meters away. What do these people think?
Facts have proved that these people have enough confidence in their ability to conceal people's eyes and ears, and they cut off Ruan Zhiqing at the most invisible place.
Ruan Zhiqing started to slap people without saying a word. Fighting has always been about fast words. Although he didn't know what the purpose of these people was, it was obvious that being caught could not be a good thing.
However, in the end, one punch was hard to beat with four hands, and a stick was brought from nowhere, half of the beating was on the ground, and the remaining half also learned to be smart, and they took props from the side.
Ruan Zhiqing's face and body were covered with color, and she was still thinking about it in a distracted way. It seemed that it hadn't been like this for a long time, as if she had returned to the past, but she couldn't say she was nostalgic.
The other party didn't talk nonsense, obviously they didn't come here to be provocative, unlike those people who had a fight in middle school and high school, they beat you to the ground and stabbed your ears several times.These people were about to come over and take Ruan Zhiqing away.
While Ruan Zhiqing was in pain, she suddenly heard someone shouting from the alley, "The police are here!"
Regardless of whether these people are real or not, they just ran away without a trace.
While he was wondering, he really saw several figures running over from a distance, and he still had a little impression of some of them.
"Didn't you say go out to eat?"
"I ordered takeaway, and I don't really want to go out."
Ruan Zhiqing saw the takeaway lunch box on the table.
Naturally, I walked over to clean up.
Throwing everything into the trash can, seeing that the kitchen looked like it had been used, he turned and glanced at Cen Yan, "Have you used the kitchen?"
Cen Yan drank hot water, "Ang, I wanted to cook something by myself, but it seems that I failed."
Ruan Zhiqing looked at the mess on the entire tile countertop, a little dumbfounded, Cen Yan seemed to want to fry a meal, but what Ruan Zhiqing saw was indeed a pan of burnt eggs, hot oil splashed everywhere, a certain There was a lump of soy sauce here and there.
He really couldn't figure out what Cen Yan went through during his absence.
What made him even more dumbfounded was that if he got into trouble, he would get into trouble, and he didn't clean it up, waiting for him to come back to clean up the mess.
"Sometimes I wonder, you have lived alone for so many years, and you can't even do such a simple thing. How did you survive?"
"At the beginning, Shengfu was in charge of the food. Later, he ate with those people, and instant noodles when there was no one else. This does not seem to be an era where if you don't know how to cook, you will definitely not be able to survive."
Ruan Zhiqing agreed.
But I still feel a little shocked, this thing is not difficult to learn, but it may be like some people are born with tone deafness, some people are born not able to enter the kitchen.
Everything returned to its original position, and when he washed his hands and was about to go out, Cen Yan had silently walked behind Ruan Zhiqing.
"I actually thought you were a treasure from the very beginning." Cen Yan said behind him.
"So what? You have the heart to let go? Are you really going to let me go if I don't force you?" Ruan Zhiqing said.
Cen Yan smiled, stepped forward, and hugged Ruan Zhiqing's waist from behind.
The sudden intimacy made Ruan Zhiqing stiff.
But still washed his hands ignorantly.
"No, I'm suffering too. I've been eating your food for so long, and my mouth is full. I was actually worried. If you leave, I won't be able to change my appetite for a while. .”
"The first consideration in relationship is food, right?"
"Basic food, housing, and transportation are the most basic, right? Haven't you heard that to conquer a person, you first conquer his stomach?"
Ruan Zhiqing smiled softly.
Turning around in Cen Yan's arms, the two became face to face.
"You don't want to go out because you want to wait for me to come back?" Ruan Zhiqing said.
With his arms still around his waist, Cen Yan narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Little couples who have just confirmed their relationship always want to stick a little bit more."
"Uncle, be more reserved."
Cen Yan chuckled. "I'm only 25, so I can at most be your elder brother?"
Ruan Zhiqing leaned over and kissed his lips, "Actually, you look younger than me."
"Naturally beautiful, there is no way."
Ruan Zhiqing looked at the good-looking man in front of him who looked like an evildoer, and felt that he had to exercise his endurance when he turned around. Cen Yan was wearing an ordinary middle-neck sweater today, which looked very lazy.
"If you have nothing to do, wear a turtleneck sweater." Ruan Zhiqing said.
"Huh?" Cen Yan expressed doubts.
Ruan Zhiqing didn't explain much, "I like it."
Cen Yan smiled, "Okay."
Cen Yan took the initiative to lean over, and kissed Ruan Zhiqing's lips again, and they kissed together in an instant. Ruan Zhiqing put his arms around his waist, remembering the area he visited last night, the smooth skin he touched. skin.
Greedily absorbing Cen Yan's softness, Cen Yan's lips look thin, but when they kiss, they will find that they are too soft. Moreover, it has to be said that Cen Yan's kissing skills are superb, and Ruan Zhiqing always unconsciously kisses her. Falling in, you can't get out.
However, before everything got out of hand, Ruan Zhiqing frowned and stopped.
"You seem to have a fever?" Ruan Zhiqing asked, Cen Yan's body was very hot, and his lips were also very hot.
"Why, are you afraid that I will infect you?" Cen Yan said.
Ruan Zhiqing chuckled, "Can you be on the same channel as me once?"
Ruan Zhiqing probably knew why he had a fever. They said that when men had sex, if they didn't handle it well, they would get sick with a fever. Until Cen Yan was a little exhausted and drowsy.
"Sorry." Ruan Zhiqing continued. "Don't go out today, whether it's Saint-Faux or the bar."
Ruan Zhiqing was editing the thesis in his room, while Cen Yan was half lying on the bed behind him reading a book.
Being tightly wrapped by Ruan Zhiqing, he just drank the porridge that Ruan Zhiqing cooked for him, and the two of them ate something so light at night.
Ruan Zhiqing kept crackling and typing on the keyboard, while Cen Yan didn't make a sound at all. The two of them were sitting on their own things, and it really seemed a bit like living a life.
Because of the fever, Cen Yan soon became sleepy, and lay lazily on the bed and fell asleep for a while. The sound of Ruan Zhiqing typing on the keyboard did not disturb him, but made him feel very at ease.
When he woke up, he found that Ruan Zhiqing was still typing on the keyboard, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.
He took a pillow, leaned on the pillow in a prone position, and looked lazily at the direction Ruan Zhiqing was in. Half of his face was buried in his arms, and the other half of his face was outlined by the long hair behind his ears. He looked particularly delicate, he opened his mouth slowly, and called softly, "Ah Qing."
Ruan Zhiqing turned her head.
Some speechless.
In another environment, wearing less clothes is a restricted lens.
In fact, Ruan Zhiqing's task for today is almost done. He was just looking for information, so he saved it and turned off the single brain.
Getting under the covers, he turned Cen Yan over, "Those who didn't know thought you were out to sell."
Cen Yan smiled, "I was originally out to sell, have you forgotten what my main business is?"
"..." He didn't say that Ruan Zhiqing really forgot.
Thinking of this, Ruan Zhiqing felt a little depressed.
He wasn't the only one who hugged such a beautiful Cen Yan, he wasn't the only one who kissed such a beautiful collarbone, and he wasn't the only one who lingered in those places.
In fact, he didn't have such a big possessive desire before, but maybe it was just because he didn't meet the person who could arouse his possessive desire.
Cen Yan noticed the expression on Ruan Zhiqing's face, and suddenly a prank idea came to his mind.
"What's wrong?" He asked knowingly.
"It's okay, it's time to sleep."
"Sleeping?" Now it was Cen Yan's turn to be surprised. "Sleep now?"
"Otherwise, what else do you want? I don't care, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it." Ruan Zhiqing said jokingly.
"Haven't you heard a joke?"
"Ok?"
"A couple, the woman had a cold and a fever, no matter how much she could be cured, the man endured it for many days, but in the end he couldn't take it anymore, so he chose to fuck him, so the two got out of bed sickly, and the woman had an affair. Sweating profusely, the girl will be fine the next day."
Ruan Zhiqing was amused by him.
"I'm not so crazy, don't keep trying to seduce me."
Cen Yan stretched out his hands and pulled him down a little. Ruan Zhiqing, who was half-supporting Cen Yan, threw himself on Cen Yan at this moment, but he just kissed him and did not do anything excessive.
"Don't mess around," he said
Cen Yan smiled, "I found that you are actually very easy to handle. What your cousin said was absolutely right."
When it came to this, Ruan Zhiqing was not happy.
But Cen Yan continued, "Look, a month ago, when I kissed you, you were still three feet high. How did you become like this now? Huh? Speaking of which, I haven't studied where you started from. When did your feelings for me change?"
"Don't ask me, I don't know either."
"Tsk tsk, is there another one who looks as good-looking as me and is a little flirtatious, and you follow him again?"
Ruan Zhiqing smiled, "What do you think I am?"
"A man who is easy to change his mind."
"You're still a watery man."
"Ah Qing, I'm actually very dedicated, you have to trust me."
"I believe you ghost." Ruan Zhiqing said.
"Well, in your heart, I seem to be a scumbag and I can't change it. Then if I really go to hook up with others one day, what will you do?" Cen Yan said.
"Don't worry, I don't have this chance," Ruan Zhiqing smiled, "I have someone who is confident and optimistic about me, and I won't let him harm others."
After saying that, he lay down on his back, turned over ninety degrees, and hugged Cen Yan into his arms.
"Why did I fall in love with you?" Ruan Zhiqing said to herself, not sure if it was for herself or Cen Yan.
Cen Yan smiled.
That night, Cen Yan had a dream, which was somewhat similar to the dreams he often had before, but also a little different.
As usual, he was tightly strangled by the man, and he was about to fall into the boundless abyss together with the man. Normally, he would wake up at this time, accompanied by big mouthfuls of shocking breathing, but today, at that critical moment , A golden light suddenly flashed in the sky above him.
After the golden light dissipated, there was a pair of familiar hands.
Reaching out to him, he hugged him when he fell off the railing.
He opened his eyes and tried to see the man's appearance clearly, but found that he couldn't see clearly.
Here, the dream wakes up.
Opening his eyes, what caught his eyes was Ruan Zhiqing's peaceful sleeping face.
It was the young man who he just wanted to flirt with.
In fact, he never thought that one day he would be able to be embraced by this young man like this.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
This world is not so good, but it is definitely not so bad. When you can't bear it, someone will come to give you a hand. This is the case with Ah Qing, and it was the same with those neighbors, mothers-in-law, aunts, uncles and uncles back then.
Cen Yan thought about it, since his father passed away and was sent to the Songsong Welfare Institute, he never seemed to return to that place.
But no matter what, it is actually a place that should go back.
Hell is always next to heaven.
,
Ruan Zhiqing walked as usual in a small alley between the bar and Cen Yan's house, where Cen Yan and Shen Xiuping were almost killed last time.
Except for that incident, there were no other incidents of criminals blocking the way with knives, and Ruan Zhiqing was not afraid. He was obviously nothing to be afraid of as a big man.
But this time he might be wrong.
The further he went in, the fewer lights were on. If he remembered correctly, there was no street light for a section of the road ahead.
However, the sound of footsteps behind him increased rather than decreased.
Even if he was killed, he would not believe that so many people would pass by here.
In the blink of an eye, he made a decision, and suddenly started running forward without warning.
Sure enough, the footsteps behind him sped up, chaotic.
It's just that what he didn't expect was that there were people waiting there in the front. Where did such a bold group of people come from? The downtown area is clearly 100 meters away. What do these people think?
Facts have proved that these people have enough confidence in their ability to conceal people's eyes and ears, and they cut off Ruan Zhiqing at the most invisible place.
Ruan Zhiqing started to slap people without saying a word. Fighting has always been about fast words. Although he didn't know what the purpose of these people was, it was obvious that being caught could not be a good thing.
However, in the end, one punch was hard to beat with four hands, and a stick was brought from nowhere, half of the beating was on the ground, and the remaining half also learned to be smart, and they took props from the side.
Ruan Zhiqing's face and body were covered with color, and she was still thinking about it in a distracted way. It seemed that it hadn't been like this for a long time, as if she had returned to the past, but she couldn't say she was nostalgic.
The other party didn't talk nonsense, obviously they didn't come here to be provocative, unlike those people who had a fight in middle school and high school, they beat you to the ground and stabbed your ears several times.These people were about to come over and take Ruan Zhiqing away.
While Ruan Zhiqing was in pain, she suddenly heard someone shouting from the alley, "The police are here!"
Regardless of whether these people are real or not, they just ran away without a trace.
While he was wondering, he really saw several figures running over from a distance, and he still had a little impression of some of them.
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