Uproarious

After a long time, when Ruan Zhiqing thought that Cen Yan was drunk and fell asleep, he finally heard Cen Yan's answer, "It's expired."

Ok?

"I said, it's expired. In my words, the shelf life is very short. How long has it been?" Cen Yan's voice was a little smiling, and it just rang in Ruan Zhiqing's ears, tickling.Like a kitten, scratching Ruan Zhiqing's heart.

But the content of the words was like a tiger's claws, which scratched his heart so hard that it was dripping with blood.

"How long have we known each other?" Cen Yan asked suddenly.

Ruan Zhiqing let go of him, looked into his eyes and replied, "It's been more than a month."

"More than a month..." Cen Yan said and leaned back again, "You may not believe it when you say it, but I never lasted for a month before."

After speaking, he did not forget to smile at Ruan Zhiqing.

"...Understood, have you played enough?" Ruan Zhiqing's voice was a little low.

"It can't be said to be playful, at least I made sure to be serious when I chased it."

Ruan Zhiqing suddenly recalled what his cousin Lin Yan told him at the beginning, "He's just playing around, so don't take it too seriously."

At that time, he really didn't intend to take it seriously, but now, how could he not take it seriously if he said it wasn't serious.

However, the person in front of him told himself that he was really just playing around.

Ah.

"Sure enough, I should have listened to my cousin and stayed away from you. You are a bastard."

Cen Yan smiled, "Don't say that, in fact, I still like you very much, and we can still be friends in the future, go out for drinks and so on, and you can continue to live in my house, and the rent is still the same as before."

Ruan Zhiqing's fist couldn't help tightening, then loosening.

"Well, it's okay," Ruan Zhiqing laughed at himself, "It's just a change of identity."

Cen Yan looked at him puzzled.

Ruan Zhiqing didn't explain much.

He also leaned on the sofa, picked up Cen Yan's wine glass, and took a sip of himself.

Cen Yan looked sideways at Ruan Zhiqing's profile, he was hesitant in his heart, he sighed, "Ah Qing, you are a good person, you will find someone more suitable."

Only I can't.

"Don't send me a good person card." Ruan Zhiqing was so irritable.

"What I said is true, not a good card." Cen Yan said with a smile. "Find someone who won't read so many messy books, who won't cut himself, and who won't be haunted by nightmares all night, that will save a lot of trouble."

As Cen Yan spoke, he couldn't hold back and stretched out a hand.

Before touching Ruan Zhiqing's face, it seemed to tremble, and then she took it back calmly, but was suddenly held by Ruan Zhiqing's hand.

Ruan Zhiqing held his hand tightly with one hand, pulled him over with a little force, and squeezed Cen Yan's chin with the other hand, and was about to kiss him.

Cen Yan even felt Ruan Zhiqing's breath.

But when they were about to meet, Ruan Zhiqing stopped the car in time and glanced at Cen Yan. There was no panic in Cen Yan's eyes, but there was a sigh that was not easy to express.

"Forget it, forced kissing is too cheap." Ruan Zhiqing said with some annoyance.

Cen Yan looked at him.

He let go of Cen Yan.

"Go home." Ruan Zhiqing got up, helped Cen Yan up from the sofa, put his coat on, and carried it on his back.

Cen Yan looked at the back of his head in front of him, and his head was still a little dizzy. To be honest, he did drink a little too much wine today.

He actually has a good capacity for alcohol, and he hasn't been that drunk for a long time.

But he murmured in his heart,

Ah Qing...

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The next day, Cen Yan didn't get up early and fell into a sleepy sleep. Ruan Zhiqing didn't plan to call him, but made lunch for him, and wrote a post-it note, telling him how to heat the dishes and rice.

Ruan Zhiqing felt that he also needed some time to organize his thoughts, and staying with Cen Yan was undoubtedly not conducive to his own thinking, so he went back to school.

The school library is overcrowded, most of them are for the postgraduate entrance exams, and there are less than four months left, and those who are serious or not are starting to pose, I don’t know how much is true, how much is pretending, and the library is in a daze. The position is full.

But in fact, even if there is a seat, Ruan Zhiqing feels that typing on the keyboard in the library is not very good, it is very noisy.

So a milk tea shop named Victor in the school became the most suitable place for him to go.

Fresh students from freshmen, freshmen, freshmen and sophomores gathered around in twos and threes to spend their leisure time in the afternoon, which was very pleasant.

They talked about almost everything, the recent case of a tutor who forced a student, the recent gossip about a celebrity cheating, the death of a famous physicist. .

"Wow, look, Weibo has exploded."

"What's wrong?" They took out their mobile phones in twos and threes.

"God, how is it possible?" one of the girls exclaimed.

Ruan Zhiqing left one ear.

"I told you about him a long time ago, right? It was rumored that he harassed other people in the group." The girl with short hair seemed to have an expression that she had expected.

"Wow, the male god of my youth, I really like it now."

The short-haired girl seems to be a girl who does not chase stars, and she hates this kind of idol obsession. "There are not many clean people in the entertainment industry, they are all like this."

The long-haired girl still had a look of disbelief.

At the beginning, the blonde-haired girls who read Weibo seem to be in the same camp as the short-haired girls.

"Haha, hurry up and retweet this, maybe you will be the next one with three male votes at the same time."

The long-haired girl smiled, "Don't say that, it might be fake, anyway, what I like is his song, his face, nothing else."

Doesn't seem like a fan

So the three of them started complaining together.

However, for some unknown reason, the direction of the topic slowly changed.

Ruan Zhiqing withdrew her thoughts, but didn't take it too seriously.

"Two cups of brown sugar macchiato, one cup of kumquat and lemon." The voice of the boy who just entered the door made Ruan Zhiqing pause.

is an acquaintance.

"Brother Shen, are you too rigid this time? Are you not afraid of someone with a knife?" Ruan Zhiqing asked a roommate.

"At first, how did I know that he had a knife in his hand? I just saw his fierce face, and I was in a bad mood that day." Shen Xiuping said.

"Fortunately, you didn't have an accident. A buddy already had an accident."

Shen Xiuping shook his head, "It's not that serious, but luckily someone came to help me on the way, otherwise multiple holes in my stomach would be unavoidable."

"I heard that Ruan Zhiqing also went there later?"

Shen Xiuping didn't answer right away, but then hummed lightly.

"Why does he keep getting involved with these things?"

Shen Xiuping raised his eyes, and suddenly remembered Ruan Zhiqing's attitude towards Cen Yan that day.

Just as he was lost in thought, the suddenly amplified voices of the three girls next to him fell into his ears.

"I don't support homosexuality and I don't oppose it, but it's a fact that their circle is chaotic. Because you don't have to worry about such troublesome things as getting pregnant, you usually change your partner every two or three days, and you can also maintain relationships with several people at the same time." said the long-haired girl.

The short-haired girl echoed, "Yes, it's super chaotic. Now that the times are open, there are more people talking to them, but I don't think it's necessary to pay so much attention to them. This matter itself is against the laws of nature, and there is nothing worth advocating about it. Every time I see fairness online, I think they are so stupid. They follow the crowd."

"I feel that if this continues, the society will become very chaotic in the future. Some young people follow the trend and follow the example of others. In fact, their three views are not stable and they are easily influenced. I feel that homosexuality is a kind of mental illness. They really have a very bad influence. Harassment of the same sex, cheating marriages with same wives, spreading AIDS, anyway, I don’t like it.” The yellow-haired girl said with a little contempt.

Ruan Zhiqing just laughed it off.

You often can't expect someone who doesn't agree with you to understand what you have to say.

It's not necessary, it's a waste of time.

"Brother Shen, let's go."

Shen Xiuping walked in front of the three girls, "There is no sexual harassment between the opposite sex? Are all AIDS spread by gay men?"

The roommate watched in surprise as Shen Xiuping went over to talk to the three girls.

The three girls were even more surprised that a strange man came to refute them.

"It's just the majority." The yellow-haired girl said, "Is it true that same wives cheated into marriage?"

"It's not ruled out that there are such scumbags, so don't there be cheating marriages for money between the opposite sex?" Shen Xiuping said again.

The yellow-haired woman was obviously upset.

"But is it true that the frequency of AIDS transmission among gay men is high?"

Shen Xiuping sneered, "When you've eaten and drank enough, you should care about your own love life, and don't think it's interesting to talk about other people's feelings."

"I'm just making an objective evaluation, and I don't even have the right to express my opinions freely?" Huangfameizi was also a ruthless person at first glance.

"I'm just expressing my different point of view from yours. What exists is reasonable. It's not up to you whether it's really against the laws of nature. It's been 8012 and I'm still saying that homosexuality is a kind of mental illness. Isn’t it a bit behind the times?”

The yellow-haired girl was obviously pissed off.

"Okay, I'm sorry, I apologize to you," I still didn't forget to murmur after I finished speaking. "Damn gay, let's go."

The three girls left with very unfriendly faces.

Shen Xiuping was not very angry, but he surprised his roommate.

He thought that Shen Xiuping couldn't help but punish them when the woman said she was gay.

"Brother Shen, what are you doing?" the roommate asked.

"I just can't stand how they don't understand anything."

"Anyway, it has nothing to do with you. Why do you care so much?" Anyway, Shen Xiuping who came out of nowhere was very different from the brother Shen he knew.

"Why do you care so much? I just can't understand women who gossip too much, they're not cute at all."

The roommate laughed inexplicably when he heard this, "You don't like cute ones, don't you like sister Yu?"

Shen Xiuping pretended to kick him, "Get out of here."

The two giggled and were about to leave.

The roommate who glanced at the corner was slightly taken aback, and called out, "Brother Shen."

Then he pointed in the direction of Ruan Zhiqing in the corner.