Uproarious
Chapter 4
Ruan Zhiqing looked at the person who was walking towards her, but she didn't know what to do, she didn't know how to speak later so as not to look so embarrassed.
It is true that this man was indiscriminate and almost frivolous to Ruan Zhiqing, but it is also true that Ruan Zhiqing gave him a hand knife, and left it on the ground while he was unconscious.
But what the man said next proved that Ruan Zhiqing was thinking too much.
"Little handsome guy, would you like a drink?" He smiled and handed over the glass of wine he just handed over.
"..."
This guy probably doesn't remember who he is at all, Ruan Zhiqing thought.
"No, thank you." Ruan Zhiqing politely refused.
The man didn't insist any longer, and he put the glass of pretty wine that was layered up and down on the side bar, leaned on the bar and raised his head and continued, "Don't drink, chat? Or, something else? People who come here don’t just come to see the scenery.”
If a table is normal, you have to say such eighteen bans.
"However, it's not gay here. We don't provide services for boys."
Ruan Zhiqing suspected that this guy definitely didn't remember himself, and the smile of the man in front of him made him a little annoyed.
So he asked something that sounded a bit stupid, and only after he finished asking did he want to slap himself.
"Do you remember who I am?"
The man was stunned for [-] seconds, then he couldn't hide his smile, he grinned and laughed lowly, Ruan Zhiqing felt like an idiot even more.
"Is this way of striking up a conversation outdated?" the man said.
"..." Ruan Zhiqing temporarily lost her ability to organize words.
"Although I'm sure I haven't seen you before, but if you want, I can take it as we have met before, isn't there a past between us that was not cleaned up and messed up?" The man smiled slyly, like A fox is also like a snake.
Well, sure enough, I forgot all about it.Even though yesterday apart from the oolong incident after being drunk, they had another eye contact, but this man obviously forgot all about it.
Ruan Zhiqing didn't know why she suddenly got angry, it was like you were punched by someone, but the next day the person asked you with a look of confusion, who punched you?
"No, I don't know each other. We haven't seen each other before. I mistook the person." Ruan Zhiqing simply said.
The man smiled even more happily. "Sure enough, I have to be tactful, as if 'I still remember' is the standard answer?"
"..." Ruan Zhiqing once again lost her ability to organize words.
"Although it's not gay here, there's not much difference between serving girls or boys, so handsome guy, if you want, I'll accompany you. Seriously, the boys I've met here before, No one is as good-looking as you."
The man stood up slowly as he spoke, took a step closer to Ruan Zhiqing, looked at a certain part of his face, Ruan Zhiqing was wondering what he was looking at, and saw the man raised a hand , gently stroked the corner of his mouth.
"Is there anyone who is willing to take such a beautiful cutie?"
Ruan Zhiqing hurriedly took a step back with a shiver.
But the man smiled and took a step forward, put his other hand on Ruan Zhiqing's shoulder, and the hand that was avoided touched Ruan Zhiqing's face again, staring at him with a pair of bottomless eyes s eyes.
"It's really a foul, to have such a face that you want to kiss just by looking at it." As he spoke, he leaned in front of Ruan Zhiqing.
Ruan Zhiqing was dumbfounded by the man's show of manipulation, and she was tossing and turning a lot of messy thoughts, for example,
Is this how the Cowherd recruits guests?
This man's hands are so cold.
It smells nice, what perfume is it?
Wait, no, what is he doing?
Why isn't it enough to take advantage of it once yesterday?
Reason finally came back at the last moment, and when the man got closer, he pushed the man in front of him suddenly, and the conditioned reflex was a fist.
After eating tofu and wiping your mouth, you still want to do it again, right? !
Ruan Zhiqing's strength was not small, and the movement was not small. Almost everyone present looked over, and several men and girls who were dressed like men hurriedly gathered around and helped up the girl who was thrown to the ground by Ruan Zhiqing's punch. man.
"Are you okay?" the person next to him asked with concern. "Hey, how can you beat someone casually?"
The man wiped the corner of his mouth, which was naturally bleeding, almost exactly the same as the spot on Ruan Zhiqing's lips.
There were also those who were more righteous and indignant and directly began to accuse Ruan Zhiqing, how could they beat someone?
At this time, Ruan Zhiqing calmed down instead, and felt inexplicably relieved. She felt that there was nothing wrong with her actions. She randomly picked up a boy on the street and wanted to kiss him without saying a word.
He didn't even remember that he almost molested a good woman and man, thinking of this, Ruan Zhiqing didn't feel ashamed or blamed himself.
He looked coldly at the man in front of him who was still smiling after being beaten.
"Couple style?" The man wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb, and looked at Ruan Zhiqing meaningfully.
Ruan Zhiqing admitted that it was the first time he had seen such a shameless person.
"Sorry, I'm just here to find someone." After speaking, he strode away.
The man raised his eyebrows, "That's a pity."
Ruan Zhiqing didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so she turned around and left.
Because just now, when those people were accusing him, he saw the girl going out of the door on the other side, which was exactly the purpose of his visit today.
When Ruan Zhiqing ran over, those girls hadn't planned to let him go, "Hey! I just left after hitting someone!"
The man waved his hand, "It's okay, it's my fault, if the princesses don't mind my appearance, can we continue drinking?"
Ruan Zhiqing heard the man's last words.
Then he had already followed Cheng Shishi out.
Turning left and right on the winding path, he finally found an exit, and Cheng Shishi flashed out at this moment, Ruan Zhiqing quickly followed.
He opened the side door, which was much narrower than the front door, and was about to walk out, but his footsteps suddenly seemed to be nailed in place.
Not far away, a familiar high-profile yellow sports car that I have seen countless times on the main road of the university stopped in front of me, causing people passing by to look sideways. The owner of the car was wearing a casual T-shirt and slacks, leaning against the On the door, he lowered his head and swiped at the phone, seeing a girl slowly walking towards him, immediately put down the phone and put on a smile to welcome the girl.
That's right, wait for Cheng Shishi.
"Is it fun?" Zhou Jianan asked her.
Cheng Shishi seemed to be in a bad mood, she shook her head, folded her hands in front of her and carried her handbag together, and walked slowly to Zhou Jianan.
"It's not fun. I won't come next time. Go back to school? Shall I see you off?"
Cheng Shishi nodded.
Next, Ruan Zhiqing saw Cheng Shishi enter his sports car with the windows open, he saw Zhou Jianan leaning over thoughtfully to fasten Cheng Shishi's seat belt, and when he left, he kissed Cheng Shishi, Cheng Shishi's face turned red up.
But not necessarily angry.
Zhou Jianan smirked and kissed again, and the two kissed together instantly.
In fact, Ruan Zhiqing didn't deliberately hide his figure, what he thought at that time was that it seemed easier this way, and even saved a lot of trouble, and he didn't have to bother to persuade Cheng Shishi not to hang himself.
Before coming, Ruan Zhiqing had even prepared the ultimate statement that she was gay.
But it's obviously useless now.
After parting, Cheng Shishi seemed to be hiding her shyness, she looked around, and saw Ruan Zhiqing who was still standing at the door.
At that time, Ruan Zhiqing was thinking about things seriously.
Cheng Shishi's face turned pale instantly.
He quickly got out of his car and ran to Ruan Zhiqing.
"Zhiqing, why are you here? Did you come here specially to find me?"
Ruan Zhiqing glanced at her, then at Zhou Jianan behind him. "If you say yes, it's okay."
Cheng Shishi's eyes lit up.
"It's not what you think, we're just ordinary friends." It was exactly the same as in the usual cliche TV dramas, and Ruan Zhiqing regretted that she didn't hide from the side just now.
At this moment, the ordinary friend was leaning on the car with his arms folded and watching him leisurely, with the attitude of a winner.
"Oh, I know, then I will not bother you for now, and I have something else to do."
Ruan Zhiqing felt that she didn't need to talk too much nonsense.
Everyone tacitly agreed, so they planned to turn around and walk back. He felt that Cheng Shishi would no longer have any fantasies about him in the future.
In the end, Cheng Shishi yelled out at the decibel level of twelve cities.
"Ruan Zhiqing! You just saw it, didn't you?" She was angry, she was angry with Ruan Zhiqing's indifferent attitude, it would always be like this, she would rather Ruan Zhiqing showed a little bit of anger.
Ruan Zhiqing turned her head helplessly, "That's what you say."
"Why are you not angry! Your girlfriend is with someone else in front of you... why are you not angry at all!"
Ruan Zhiqing actually couldn't laugh or cry, "So you want to say that you will feel better if I'm angry now?"
"You! You obviously never liked me. Who would have sex with you like this? You never said something was wrong when I asked you out. "
"So why did you have to say you were my girlfriend?" Ruan Zhiqing asked her.
"I... Ruan Zhiqing, you bastard!"
…well, turn the corner and get cuckolded assholes.
"Let's break up." Cheng Shishi tremblingly said this sentence.
Ruan Zhiqing seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Okay." There was no hesitation at all.
Cheng Shishi's eyes widened, and she was about to cry. She always thought that she still had hope, but she couldn't help but said something angry.
"Ruan Zhiqing, it's all your fault! I did what I did today, and it's all your fault!"
"I'm sorry, it would make you feel better if you listened." Ruan Zhiqing actually didn't know how to speak tactfully, so when he saw Cheng Shishi crying directly, he was still a little at a loss.
Girls are really troublesome.
"I told you before that I don't know how to talk about partners in college. If you really want to find someone to love you, the person behind you is pretty good, and you don't need to have a psychological burden. Just be with him well. "
He swore it was the softest thing he could say.
Cheng Shishi still kept crying.
Zhou Jianan stepped forward, took Cheng Shishi away, and even gave Ruan Zhiqing a provocative look.
Ruan Zhiqing was even more dumbfounded.
"Aren't you going to catch up? If you don't catch up, you will run away with others." A familiar voice suddenly came from behind.
Ruan Zhiqing turned around and looked, sure enough, it was the person who had been beaten by him just now.
"What's none of your business?" Ruan Zhiqing's impression of this man was completely bad.
"That girl is rare for you, so let's just forget about it?"
"It's none of your business."
"Tsk tsk, I really feel sorry for your girlfriend with such a choking temper, oh no, ex-girlfriend." The man looked at him with a smile
"Do you feel sorry for you to take over?" Ruan Zhiqing didn't know why he rushed towards this person for no reason, maybe because he was almost taken advantage of twice.
The man didn't care at all, he just smiled and spoke slowly, speaking in a leisurely manner. "Little cutie, wasn't I obvious enough just now? I don't like women. I like men like you."
"..."
It is true that this man was indiscriminate and almost frivolous to Ruan Zhiqing, but it is also true that Ruan Zhiqing gave him a hand knife, and left it on the ground while he was unconscious.
But what the man said next proved that Ruan Zhiqing was thinking too much.
"Little handsome guy, would you like a drink?" He smiled and handed over the glass of wine he just handed over.
"..."
This guy probably doesn't remember who he is at all, Ruan Zhiqing thought.
"No, thank you." Ruan Zhiqing politely refused.
The man didn't insist any longer, and he put the glass of pretty wine that was layered up and down on the side bar, leaned on the bar and raised his head and continued, "Don't drink, chat? Or, something else? People who come here don’t just come to see the scenery.”
If a table is normal, you have to say such eighteen bans.
"However, it's not gay here. We don't provide services for boys."
Ruan Zhiqing suspected that this guy definitely didn't remember himself, and the smile of the man in front of him made him a little annoyed.
So he asked something that sounded a bit stupid, and only after he finished asking did he want to slap himself.
"Do you remember who I am?"
The man was stunned for [-] seconds, then he couldn't hide his smile, he grinned and laughed lowly, Ruan Zhiqing felt like an idiot even more.
"Is this way of striking up a conversation outdated?" the man said.
"..." Ruan Zhiqing temporarily lost her ability to organize words.
"Although I'm sure I haven't seen you before, but if you want, I can take it as we have met before, isn't there a past between us that was not cleaned up and messed up?" The man smiled slyly, like A fox is also like a snake.
Well, sure enough, I forgot all about it.Even though yesterday apart from the oolong incident after being drunk, they had another eye contact, but this man obviously forgot all about it.
Ruan Zhiqing didn't know why she suddenly got angry, it was like you were punched by someone, but the next day the person asked you with a look of confusion, who punched you?
"No, I don't know each other. We haven't seen each other before. I mistook the person." Ruan Zhiqing simply said.
The man smiled even more happily. "Sure enough, I have to be tactful, as if 'I still remember' is the standard answer?"
"..." Ruan Zhiqing once again lost her ability to organize words.
"Although it's not gay here, there's not much difference between serving girls or boys, so handsome guy, if you want, I'll accompany you. Seriously, the boys I've met here before, No one is as good-looking as you."
The man stood up slowly as he spoke, took a step closer to Ruan Zhiqing, looked at a certain part of his face, Ruan Zhiqing was wondering what he was looking at, and saw the man raised a hand , gently stroked the corner of his mouth.
"Is there anyone who is willing to take such a beautiful cutie?"
Ruan Zhiqing hurriedly took a step back with a shiver.
But the man smiled and took a step forward, put his other hand on Ruan Zhiqing's shoulder, and the hand that was avoided touched Ruan Zhiqing's face again, staring at him with a pair of bottomless eyes s eyes.
"It's really a foul, to have such a face that you want to kiss just by looking at it." As he spoke, he leaned in front of Ruan Zhiqing.
Ruan Zhiqing was dumbfounded by the man's show of manipulation, and she was tossing and turning a lot of messy thoughts, for example,
Is this how the Cowherd recruits guests?
This man's hands are so cold.
It smells nice, what perfume is it?
Wait, no, what is he doing?
Why isn't it enough to take advantage of it once yesterday?
Reason finally came back at the last moment, and when the man got closer, he pushed the man in front of him suddenly, and the conditioned reflex was a fist.
After eating tofu and wiping your mouth, you still want to do it again, right? !
Ruan Zhiqing's strength was not small, and the movement was not small. Almost everyone present looked over, and several men and girls who were dressed like men hurriedly gathered around and helped up the girl who was thrown to the ground by Ruan Zhiqing's punch. man.
"Are you okay?" the person next to him asked with concern. "Hey, how can you beat someone casually?"
The man wiped the corner of his mouth, which was naturally bleeding, almost exactly the same as the spot on Ruan Zhiqing's lips.
There were also those who were more righteous and indignant and directly began to accuse Ruan Zhiqing, how could they beat someone?
At this time, Ruan Zhiqing calmed down instead, and felt inexplicably relieved. She felt that there was nothing wrong with her actions. She randomly picked up a boy on the street and wanted to kiss him without saying a word.
He didn't even remember that he almost molested a good woman and man, thinking of this, Ruan Zhiqing didn't feel ashamed or blamed himself.
He looked coldly at the man in front of him who was still smiling after being beaten.
"Couple style?" The man wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb, and looked at Ruan Zhiqing meaningfully.
Ruan Zhiqing admitted that it was the first time he had seen such a shameless person.
"Sorry, I'm just here to find someone." After speaking, he strode away.
The man raised his eyebrows, "That's a pity."
Ruan Zhiqing didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so she turned around and left.
Because just now, when those people were accusing him, he saw the girl going out of the door on the other side, which was exactly the purpose of his visit today.
When Ruan Zhiqing ran over, those girls hadn't planned to let him go, "Hey! I just left after hitting someone!"
The man waved his hand, "It's okay, it's my fault, if the princesses don't mind my appearance, can we continue drinking?"
Ruan Zhiqing heard the man's last words.
Then he had already followed Cheng Shishi out.
Turning left and right on the winding path, he finally found an exit, and Cheng Shishi flashed out at this moment, Ruan Zhiqing quickly followed.
He opened the side door, which was much narrower than the front door, and was about to walk out, but his footsteps suddenly seemed to be nailed in place.
Not far away, a familiar high-profile yellow sports car that I have seen countless times on the main road of the university stopped in front of me, causing people passing by to look sideways. The owner of the car was wearing a casual T-shirt and slacks, leaning against the On the door, he lowered his head and swiped at the phone, seeing a girl slowly walking towards him, immediately put down the phone and put on a smile to welcome the girl.
That's right, wait for Cheng Shishi.
"Is it fun?" Zhou Jianan asked her.
Cheng Shishi seemed to be in a bad mood, she shook her head, folded her hands in front of her and carried her handbag together, and walked slowly to Zhou Jianan.
"It's not fun. I won't come next time. Go back to school? Shall I see you off?"
Cheng Shishi nodded.
Next, Ruan Zhiqing saw Cheng Shishi enter his sports car with the windows open, he saw Zhou Jianan leaning over thoughtfully to fasten Cheng Shishi's seat belt, and when he left, he kissed Cheng Shishi, Cheng Shishi's face turned red up.
But not necessarily angry.
Zhou Jianan smirked and kissed again, and the two kissed together instantly.
In fact, Ruan Zhiqing didn't deliberately hide his figure, what he thought at that time was that it seemed easier this way, and even saved a lot of trouble, and he didn't have to bother to persuade Cheng Shishi not to hang himself.
Before coming, Ruan Zhiqing had even prepared the ultimate statement that she was gay.
But it's obviously useless now.
After parting, Cheng Shishi seemed to be hiding her shyness, she looked around, and saw Ruan Zhiqing who was still standing at the door.
At that time, Ruan Zhiqing was thinking about things seriously.
Cheng Shishi's face turned pale instantly.
He quickly got out of his car and ran to Ruan Zhiqing.
"Zhiqing, why are you here? Did you come here specially to find me?"
Ruan Zhiqing glanced at her, then at Zhou Jianan behind him. "If you say yes, it's okay."
Cheng Shishi's eyes lit up.
"It's not what you think, we're just ordinary friends." It was exactly the same as in the usual cliche TV dramas, and Ruan Zhiqing regretted that she didn't hide from the side just now.
At this moment, the ordinary friend was leaning on the car with his arms folded and watching him leisurely, with the attitude of a winner.
"Oh, I know, then I will not bother you for now, and I have something else to do."
Ruan Zhiqing felt that she didn't need to talk too much nonsense.
Everyone tacitly agreed, so they planned to turn around and walk back. He felt that Cheng Shishi would no longer have any fantasies about him in the future.
In the end, Cheng Shishi yelled out at the decibel level of twelve cities.
"Ruan Zhiqing! You just saw it, didn't you?" She was angry, she was angry with Ruan Zhiqing's indifferent attitude, it would always be like this, she would rather Ruan Zhiqing showed a little bit of anger.
Ruan Zhiqing turned her head helplessly, "That's what you say."
"Why are you not angry! Your girlfriend is with someone else in front of you... why are you not angry at all!"
Ruan Zhiqing actually couldn't laugh or cry, "So you want to say that you will feel better if I'm angry now?"
"You! You obviously never liked me. Who would have sex with you like this? You never said something was wrong when I asked you out. "
"So why did you have to say you were my girlfriend?" Ruan Zhiqing asked her.
"I... Ruan Zhiqing, you bastard!"
…well, turn the corner and get cuckolded assholes.
"Let's break up." Cheng Shishi tremblingly said this sentence.
Ruan Zhiqing seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Okay." There was no hesitation at all.
Cheng Shishi's eyes widened, and she was about to cry. She always thought that she still had hope, but she couldn't help but said something angry.
"Ruan Zhiqing, it's all your fault! I did what I did today, and it's all your fault!"
"I'm sorry, it would make you feel better if you listened." Ruan Zhiqing actually didn't know how to speak tactfully, so when he saw Cheng Shishi crying directly, he was still a little at a loss.
Girls are really troublesome.
"I told you before that I don't know how to talk about partners in college. If you really want to find someone to love you, the person behind you is pretty good, and you don't need to have a psychological burden. Just be with him well. "
He swore it was the softest thing he could say.
Cheng Shishi still kept crying.
Zhou Jianan stepped forward, took Cheng Shishi away, and even gave Ruan Zhiqing a provocative look.
Ruan Zhiqing was even more dumbfounded.
"Aren't you going to catch up? If you don't catch up, you will run away with others." A familiar voice suddenly came from behind.
Ruan Zhiqing turned around and looked, sure enough, it was the person who had been beaten by him just now.
"What's none of your business?" Ruan Zhiqing's impression of this man was completely bad.
"That girl is rare for you, so let's just forget about it?"
"It's none of your business."
"Tsk tsk, I really feel sorry for your girlfriend with such a choking temper, oh no, ex-girlfriend." The man looked at him with a smile
"Do you feel sorry for you to take over?" Ruan Zhiqing didn't know why he rushed towards this person for no reason, maybe because he was almost taken advantage of twice.
The man didn't care at all, he just smiled and spoke slowly, speaking in a leisurely manner. "Little cutie, wasn't I obvious enough just now? I don't like women. I like men like you."
"..."
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