Uproarious
Chapter 1
"Good Qingqing, just this time, I promise there will never be a second time in the future, please please." Lin Yan, who was halfway dressed up and put on make-up, saw Ruan Zhiqing coming in, and hurriedly ran over to greet her.
Ruan Zhiqing's mouth twitched slightly.
Over there Lin Yan was still blinking and shooting blingbling little stars, Ruan Zhiqing frowned, "Okay, I'm here, isn't the meaning obvious?"
Lin Yan pouted and frowned and shook her head, "That's not enough. Anyway, on the day I get married, the most important thing is to remember to put away that stinky face. Remember, smile."
"..." Ruan Zhiqing waved his hand, "Got it."
Lin Yan seemed to have something to say, but the makeup artist over there was already shouting, "Hurry up and the groom will come!!"
"Come on, come on~" Lin Yan ran back with her obtrusive skirt, and almost tripped over the shoes thrown on the floor.
There was a lot of chaos, getting married was like fighting a war.
The groom came and left quickly, and the old man was obviously not too satisfied with this marriage, so he treated him coldly throughout the whole process, even though the groom was polite, smiling and gentle throughout.
Because Ruan Zhiqing was the only one to see off the bride, it is obviously not practical for Ruan Zhiqing to block the new house, so even the steps of finding flower shoes to play with tricks were omitted. people go.
Everything was carried out in an orderly manner, naturally and smoothly, except that the heroine of this marriage was a little out of shape. When Ruan Zhiqing carried Lin Yan into the wedding car as a cousin, Lin Yan should not have come down after entering, but she He even deliberately ran out and told Ruan Zhiqing for a long time.
"Remember, smile more when you get there later."
Some elders who pay attention to the ceremony saw that their faces were dark, and they were relieved immediately, with a look of broken pots, who made this wedding dress black.
"You can't come out, don't you know? Go back quickly, I know."
So Lin Yan ran back with her skirt in her hands.
It was rare for the groom to look at her tenderly the whole time.
Ruan Zhiqing opened the door of a car, and there was a bridesmaid sitting inside, probably because the car in front couldn't fit, the bridesmaid's eyes lit up a little when she saw him, if her acquaintances saw him, they would have noticed, It's exactly the same as seeing the handsome guy's expression.
The girl smiled very sweetly, raised her hand and greeted him, "Hi."
Ruan Zhiqing originally planned to nod her head and go in, but suddenly remembered that Lin Yan would run over to tell her what she did not hesitate to break the customs, so she pulled the corners of her mouth and brewed a smile that she thought was quite perfect. "Hello."
The smile on the girl's face immediately froze, she didn't know whether to continue laughing or to put away her own smile, and by the way she sat down a little nervously.
After that, the two never spoke again.
,
After going through a series of more complicated and lengthy itineraries, Ruan Zhiqing discovered for the first time that the ceremony of marriage is purely for disgusting people. The bride gets up at [-]:[-] in the morning and starts to change clothes and make up until [-]:[-] in the morning. I received the groom's house in an hour, and I still have to go out to shoot some exterior scenes. I came back in the afternoon and continued to touch up makeup. Before I had a rest, I was ready to go to the wedding banquet at night.
Ruan Zhiqing is quite unbelievable now that she will be able to bridal chamber that night, even the best-looking bride probably won't be able to ignite a raging fire, and she may not be able to get up to serve tea tomorrow if she lies down and sleeps.
At the groom's house, the wedding photographer was taking a video of the bride and groom serving tea. The atmosphere of the scene was obviously much better than at the old man's house. It was a joyous scene, and Ruan Zhiqing had nothing to do with it, so he leaned against the window and stood aside to watch.
Suddenly, he felt a line of sight sticking to himself.
Ruan Zhiqing turned her head based on her own feelings.
I saw a man standing behind everyone on the other side of the door who was a little taller than the people next to him. For the first time, he understood the true meaning of the word brighten his eyes.
Before that, Ruan Zhiqing didn't believe that a man would think another man was handsome or good-looking. Even though Lin Yan's husband Chen Zhi was actually pretty, he still wouldn't think that this man was handsome.
On the contrary, it was this man, Ruan Zhiqing admitted that he seemed to have never seen a man with such impeccable facial features.
In the crowd, he is definitely the one who notices at the first sight, and because of this, Ruan Zhiqing was the first to find the source of the line of sight.
He was dressed in the best man's attire. Of course, if it wasn't for that suit, Ruan Zhiqing wouldn't even be able to tell that he was the best man. He stood behind everyone with his arms folded, looking like he was staying out of the way, which made Ruan Zhiqing feel that he was actually a simple man. Come and watch the fun.
If he hadn't been staring at himself.
The man noticed that Ruan Zhiqing's gaze had turned away, so he smiled at him, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and his eyes softened a little.
Ruan Zhiqing had long given up on the secret of smiling that Lin Yan taught him, because he found that his smiling effect was worse than that of not smiling.
So he made an inappropriate move, pretending that he didn't see him, turned his gaze back, and continued to look over there to boo.
The man leaning against the door raised his eyebrows, and then turned his gaze back.
It's as if the brief eye contact just now never happened.
Ruan Zhiqing breathed a sigh of relief, and seemed to glance at the man unintentionally. Ruan Zhiqing lingered on this look for a few seconds longer, as if he had discovered something else. With a sad expression, when he looked in the direction of the bride and groom.
After arguing for a while, Lin Yan moved over and said a few words to him. This unreliable bride seemed to be particularly worried that Ruan Zhiqing would run away after the wedding was halfway through, so she kept giving him all kinds of things. hint.
"Be patient, you can go back to school after dinner." Lin Yan whispered to him beside him.
"You don't have to be so nervous, as long as the money is given to me, you won't run away halfway." Ruan Zhiqing crossed her arms and assured Lin Yan.
Lin Yan stabbed him on the arm, "Can you stop being so impersonal? If you didn't have the thousand red envelopes, wouldn't you die?" Lin Yan was a little angry.
Ruan Zhiqing nodded honestly.
"You! Then you go!"
Ruan Zhiqing turned her head and looked at Lin Yan. This guy had already changed into a dress. It was a wedding dress for the wedding banquet at night. It was pure black, and the expression on his face didn't seem to be fake.
So Ruan Zhiqing stretched out her hand, "Five hundred, it's been a long time, take it and leave."
Lin Yan couldn't believe that this guy really dared to say such a thing, his eyes widened for a long time, and finally he was discouraged. He knew that Ruan Zhiqing might really be able to shake hands and leave, that's not too bad I lost face...just one brother and sister who sent off their relatives...in the end, the only one left halfway...
"Hey, forget it, the agreed one thousand is one thousand, and you can leave after dinner at night."
In the evening, Ruan Zhiqing realized that the wedding banquet was the biggest dungeon of the day. After all the food was served, they were not allowed to move for a long time. They had to wait for the oath speech to be over before they could start eating. The worst part was the process of eating, the host In order to enliven the atmosphere of the scene, they kept shouting on the microphone and organized various small games.
Ruan Zhiqing lost her appetite after eating a little bit, so she sat in the stands and watched the demons dance wildly.
In fact, compared to these, what attracted his attention more was the best man who was sitting across from him, drinking one cup after another. He couldn't see any emotion in his eyes, but he instinctively felt that this guy was in a bad mood.
It's the best man of the handsome horse in the afternoon.
Ruan Zhiqing has always been sensitive, even though he doesn't have a gossip heart, he has an eye for insight into gossip.
He looked at the best man, then at his cousin Lin Yan, and then at the best man.
Sure enough, the best man's eyes were always on Lin Yan.
Ruan Zhiqing raised her eyebrows.
After continuing to watch for a minute or two, Ruan Zhiqing looked away, it's none of his business?
Finally, after Lin Yan and Chen Zhi sent off the last few waves of guests, and the groomsmen and bridesmaids were ready to pack up and leave, Ruan Zhiqing got up and was ready to leave. It was 09:30, and now she will be back at school at about 10:30. , but also catch up with the access control.
When I was about to take a step,
"Hey! Ah Qing, help me."
Ruan Zhiqing turned around, puzzled.
Lin Yan trotted over, "Can you help me send the best man to the guest room? The room has already been opened, and the door card is here. We still have guests there, so we can't get away."
"..." Ruan Zhiqing looked at the woman in front of her who said she could leave after eating with a scrutiny attitude.
He lifted his foot decisively, ready to leave.
Lin Yan's eyesight was sharp and her hands quickly grabbed him, "Hey!! Five hundred!! I'll give you an extra five hundred!"
Ruan Zhiqing squinted at her, thought for a second, and stretched out her hand.
Gritting her teeth, Lin Yan took out another five yuan and pressed it in his hand, saying word by word, "Give me five hundred yuan, give it to me well."
Ruan Zhiqing put the money into her trouser pocket, didn't continue talking nonsense, turned around and walked to the man's side, the man's face was still flushed.
"Brother, wake up, let's go."
The man whimpered, looking half dead, Ruan Zhiqing clicked his tongue and raised one arm of the man, and carried it on his shoulder. Fortunately, he was about the same height as him, otherwise he would not be able to carry it.
That man was very quiet at first, but then he started talking nonsense, such as "Don't leave me." "Why did you marry her, you said you loved me." "Why did you lie to me." and so on Everything you need.
Ruan Zhiqing let him whine, maybe this time really needs to vent, Ruan Zhiqing endured it.
3610, Ruan Zhiqing read the room number silently, and searched one by one. Finally, he found the target room at the end of the corridor, swiped his card, and dragged the person in. The guy's mouth was still vague.
Just as Ruan Zhiqing closed the door, the man next to her suddenly grabbed her hands and pressed herself against the door panel behind her. Because Ruan Zhiqing was caught off guard, this kind of athletic talent like Ruan Zhiqing would normally It is said that the quite difficult movement was successfully done for him.
Ruan Zhiqing didn't even have time to react.
I saw the eyes of the man opposite.
"Zhi'er, is that you Zhi'er?"
Ruan Zhiqing was about to push him away and clarify the reality for the little brother in front of her, telling him that I am a man!There is no wave on the top, but there is a handle on the bottom!Not the girl you have a crush on!
It was only then that I realized it, Zhier?There is no such pronunciation in his cousin's name at all?
On the contrary, it's Lin Yan's husband's name...
"..."
Ruan Zhiqing didn't realize it all at once, and was taken advantage of by that drunk.
"I knew you still loved me. I don't believe you let me go so easily. Zhier, you will always be mine." The drunken best man pinched Ruan Zhiqing's chin and wanted to kiss her.
Ruan Zhiqing was shocked at the moment. Fortunately, the motor cells that had been shown since junior high school were not built up, and her reaction ability was beyond ordinary people. She turned her head quickly and narrowly escaped the man's kiss.
But it almost touched the other's lips.
The man seemed to be a little puzzled, why was it the mouth just now, and why did it suddenly become the neck?
But he didn't hesitate at all, and kissed that neck that still looked sweet and delicious, with a vague mouth, "Zhi'er..."
When the warm object touched his neck, the hairs all over Ruan Zhiqing's body stood on end, and then a surge of anger rose from the soles of his feet, and he raised a hand to face the man's neck with the greatest strength in his life It's just a hand knife.
"To your second uncle and grandpa!!!"
The man finally fell down gorgeously, with a few strands of hair that were slightly longer than ordinary people sticking to the side of his face, barely covering his drunken appearance.
Ruan Zhiqing raised her hand and wiped the place where she was kissed just now, feeling quite disgusted, frowned and looked coldly at the instigator on the ground, and left with a cold snort, not caring at all whether this guy would wake up tomorrow Because of this sleeping position, my back will ache.
Ruan Zhiqing's mouth twitched slightly.
Over there Lin Yan was still blinking and shooting blingbling little stars, Ruan Zhiqing frowned, "Okay, I'm here, isn't the meaning obvious?"
Lin Yan pouted and frowned and shook her head, "That's not enough. Anyway, on the day I get married, the most important thing is to remember to put away that stinky face. Remember, smile."
"..." Ruan Zhiqing waved his hand, "Got it."
Lin Yan seemed to have something to say, but the makeup artist over there was already shouting, "Hurry up and the groom will come!!"
"Come on, come on~" Lin Yan ran back with her obtrusive skirt, and almost tripped over the shoes thrown on the floor.
There was a lot of chaos, getting married was like fighting a war.
The groom came and left quickly, and the old man was obviously not too satisfied with this marriage, so he treated him coldly throughout the whole process, even though the groom was polite, smiling and gentle throughout.
Because Ruan Zhiqing was the only one to see off the bride, it is obviously not practical for Ruan Zhiqing to block the new house, so even the steps of finding flower shoes to play with tricks were omitted. people go.
Everything was carried out in an orderly manner, naturally and smoothly, except that the heroine of this marriage was a little out of shape. When Ruan Zhiqing carried Lin Yan into the wedding car as a cousin, Lin Yan should not have come down after entering, but she He even deliberately ran out and told Ruan Zhiqing for a long time.
"Remember, smile more when you get there later."
Some elders who pay attention to the ceremony saw that their faces were dark, and they were relieved immediately, with a look of broken pots, who made this wedding dress black.
"You can't come out, don't you know? Go back quickly, I know."
So Lin Yan ran back with her skirt in her hands.
It was rare for the groom to look at her tenderly the whole time.
Ruan Zhiqing opened the door of a car, and there was a bridesmaid sitting inside, probably because the car in front couldn't fit, the bridesmaid's eyes lit up a little when she saw him, if her acquaintances saw him, they would have noticed, It's exactly the same as seeing the handsome guy's expression.
The girl smiled very sweetly, raised her hand and greeted him, "Hi."
Ruan Zhiqing originally planned to nod her head and go in, but suddenly remembered that Lin Yan would run over to tell her what she did not hesitate to break the customs, so she pulled the corners of her mouth and brewed a smile that she thought was quite perfect. "Hello."
The smile on the girl's face immediately froze, she didn't know whether to continue laughing or to put away her own smile, and by the way she sat down a little nervously.
After that, the two never spoke again.
,
After going through a series of more complicated and lengthy itineraries, Ruan Zhiqing discovered for the first time that the ceremony of marriage is purely for disgusting people. The bride gets up at [-]:[-] in the morning and starts to change clothes and make up until [-]:[-] in the morning. I received the groom's house in an hour, and I still have to go out to shoot some exterior scenes. I came back in the afternoon and continued to touch up makeup. Before I had a rest, I was ready to go to the wedding banquet at night.
Ruan Zhiqing is quite unbelievable now that she will be able to bridal chamber that night, even the best-looking bride probably won't be able to ignite a raging fire, and she may not be able to get up to serve tea tomorrow if she lies down and sleeps.
At the groom's house, the wedding photographer was taking a video of the bride and groom serving tea. The atmosphere of the scene was obviously much better than at the old man's house. It was a joyous scene, and Ruan Zhiqing had nothing to do with it, so he leaned against the window and stood aside to watch.
Suddenly, he felt a line of sight sticking to himself.
Ruan Zhiqing turned her head based on her own feelings.
I saw a man standing behind everyone on the other side of the door who was a little taller than the people next to him. For the first time, he understood the true meaning of the word brighten his eyes.
Before that, Ruan Zhiqing didn't believe that a man would think another man was handsome or good-looking. Even though Lin Yan's husband Chen Zhi was actually pretty, he still wouldn't think that this man was handsome.
On the contrary, it was this man, Ruan Zhiqing admitted that he seemed to have never seen a man with such impeccable facial features.
In the crowd, he is definitely the one who notices at the first sight, and because of this, Ruan Zhiqing was the first to find the source of the line of sight.
He was dressed in the best man's attire. Of course, if it wasn't for that suit, Ruan Zhiqing wouldn't even be able to tell that he was the best man. He stood behind everyone with his arms folded, looking like he was staying out of the way, which made Ruan Zhiqing feel that he was actually a simple man. Come and watch the fun.
If he hadn't been staring at himself.
The man noticed that Ruan Zhiqing's gaze had turned away, so he smiled at him, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and his eyes softened a little.
Ruan Zhiqing had long given up on the secret of smiling that Lin Yan taught him, because he found that his smiling effect was worse than that of not smiling.
So he made an inappropriate move, pretending that he didn't see him, turned his gaze back, and continued to look over there to boo.
The man leaning against the door raised his eyebrows, and then turned his gaze back.
It's as if the brief eye contact just now never happened.
Ruan Zhiqing breathed a sigh of relief, and seemed to glance at the man unintentionally. Ruan Zhiqing lingered on this look for a few seconds longer, as if he had discovered something else. With a sad expression, when he looked in the direction of the bride and groom.
After arguing for a while, Lin Yan moved over and said a few words to him. This unreliable bride seemed to be particularly worried that Ruan Zhiqing would run away after the wedding was halfway through, so she kept giving him all kinds of things. hint.
"Be patient, you can go back to school after dinner." Lin Yan whispered to him beside him.
"You don't have to be so nervous, as long as the money is given to me, you won't run away halfway." Ruan Zhiqing crossed her arms and assured Lin Yan.
Lin Yan stabbed him on the arm, "Can you stop being so impersonal? If you didn't have the thousand red envelopes, wouldn't you die?" Lin Yan was a little angry.
Ruan Zhiqing nodded honestly.
"You! Then you go!"
Ruan Zhiqing turned her head and looked at Lin Yan. This guy had already changed into a dress. It was a wedding dress for the wedding banquet at night. It was pure black, and the expression on his face didn't seem to be fake.
So Ruan Zhiqing stretched out her hand, "Five hundred, it's been a long time, take it and leave."
Lin Yan couldn't believe that this guy really dared to say such a thing, his eyes widened for a long time, and finally he was discouraged. He knew that Ruan Zhiqing might really be able to shake hands and leave, that's not too bad I lost face...just one brother and sister who sent off their relatives...in the end, the only one left halfway...
"Hey, forget it, the agreed one thousand is one thousand, and you can leave after dinner at night."
In the evening, Ruan Zhiqing realized that the wedding banquet was the biggest dungeon of the day. After all the food was served, they were not allowed to move for a long time. They had to wait for the oath speech to be over before they could start eating. The worst part was the process of eating, the host In order to enliven the atmosphere of the scene, they kept shouting on the microphone and organized various small games.
Ruan Zhiqing lost her appetite after eating a little bit, so she sat in the stands and watched the demons dance wildly.
In fact, compared to these, what attracted his attention more was the best man who was sitting across from him, drinking one cup after another. He couldn't see any emotion in his eyes, but he instinctively felt that this guy was in a bad mood.
It's the best man of the handsome horse in the afternoon.
Ruan Zhiqing has always been sensitive, even though he doesn't have a gossip heart, he has an eye for insight into gossip.
He looked at the best man, then at his cousin Lin Yan, and then at the best man.
Sure enough, the best man's eyes were always on Lin Yan.
Ruan Zhiqing raised her eyebrows.
After continuing to watch for a minute or two, Ruan Zhiqing looked away, it's none of his business?
Finally, after Lin Yan and Chen Zhi sent off the last few waves of guests, and the groomsmen and bridesmaids were ready to pack up and leave, Ruan Zhiqing got up and was ready to leave. It was 09:30, and now she will be back at school at about 10:30. , but also catch up with the access control.
When I was about to take a step,
"Hey! Ah Qing, help me."
Ruan Zhiqing turned around, puzzled.
Lin Yan trotted over, "Can you help me send the best man to the guest room? The room has already been opened, and the door card is here. We still have guests there, so we can't get away."
"..." Ruan Zhiqing looked at the woman in front of her who said she could leave after eating with a scrutiny attitude.
He lifted his foot decisively, ready to leave.
Lin Yan's eyesight was sharp and her hands quickly grabbed him, "Hey!! Five hundred!! I'll give you an extra five hundred!"
Ruan Zhiqing squinted at her, thought for a second, and stretched out her hand.
Gritting her teeth, Lin Yan took out another five yuan and pressed it in his hand, saying word by word, "Give me five hundred yuan, give it to me well."
Ruan Zhiqing put the money into her trouser pocket, didn't continue talking nonsense, turned around and walked to the man's side, the man's face was still flushed.
"Brother, wake up, let's go."
The man whimpered, looking half dead, Ruan Zhiqing clicked his tongue and raised one arm of the man, and carried it on his shoulder. Fortunately, he was about the same height as him, otherwise he would not be able to carry it.
That man was very quiet at first, but then he started talking nonsense, such as "Don't leave me." "Why did you marry her, you said you loved me." "Why did you lie to me." and so on Everything you need.
Ruan Zhiqing let him whine, maybe this time really needs to vent, Ruan Zhiqing endured it.
3610, Ruan Zhiqing read the room number silently, and searched one by one. Finally, he found the target room at the end of the corridor, swiped his card, and dragged the person in. The guy's mouth was still vague.
Just as Ruan Zhiqing closed the door, the man next to her suddenly grabbed her hands and pressed herself against the door panel behind her. Because Ruan Zhiqing was caught off guard, this kind of athletic talent like Ruan Zhiqing would normally It is said that the quite difficult movement was successfully done for him.
Ruan Zhiqing didn't even have time to react.
I saw the eyes of the man opposite.
"Zhi'er, is that you Zhi'er?"
Ruan Zhiqing was about to push him away and clarify the reality for the little brother in front of her, telling him that I am a man!There is no wave on the top, but there is a handle on the bottom!Not the girl you have a crush on!
It was only then that I realized it, Zhier?There is no such pronunciation in his cousin's name at all?
On the contrary, it's Lin Yan's husband's name...
"..."
Ruan Zhiqing didn't realize it all at once, and was taken advantage of by that drunk.
"I knew you still loved me. I don't believe you let me go so easily. Zhier, you will always be mine." The drunken best man pinched Ruan Zhiqing's chin and wanted to kiss her.
Ruan Zhiqing was shocked at the moment. Fortunately, the motor cells that had been shown since junior high school were not built up, and her reaction ability was beyond ordinary people. She turned her head quickly and narrowly escaped the man's kiss.
But it almost touched the other's lips.
The man seemed to be a little puzzled, why was it the mouth just now, and why did it suddenly become the neck?
But he didn't hesitate at all, and kissed that neck that still looked sweet and delicious, with a vague mouth, "Zhi'er..."
When the warm object touched his neck, the hairs all over Ruan Zhiqing's body stood on end, and then a surge of anger rose from the soles of his feet, and he raised a hand to face the man's neck with the greatest strength in his life It's just a hand knife.
"To your second uncle and grandpa!!!"
The man finally fell down gorgeously, with a few strands of hair that were slightly longer than ordinary people sticking to the side of his face, barely covering his drunken appearance.
Ruan Zhiqing raised her hand and wiped the place where she was kissed just now, feeling quite disgusted, frowned and looked coldly at the instigator on the ground, and left with a cold snort, not caring at all whether this guy would wake up tomorrow Because of this sleeping position, my back will ache.
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