The feasibility of working the night shift in Gotham

There was a violent knocking of keys in the luxuriously decorated game room, followed by an electronic voice coldly announcing 'Robin's victory'.

"Oh yeah!"

Le Damian let out a cheer, putting the handle still on the blanket under his feet in a victory pose, "I won!"

He turned and grabbed Lego Jason's clothes, "I want to eat your ice cream!"

"Whatever you want." Lego Jason waved his hands and fell back on the edge of the sofa, then he suddenly raised his head and shouted to Lego Damian, "Don't be discovered by Ah Fu!"

Le Damian didn't know whether he heard it clearly or not, but he waved his hand excitedly to the room. The moment he turned around, a boy about his age wearing a red cape and jeans landed beside him. The two of them went to the kitchen excitedly. go.

"You have to know, Xiaojie, if you let him eat like this, Ah Fu will find out sooner or later." Lego Dick, who was lying on the other side of the sofa watching his two younger brothers playing games, reminded tactfully.

"Whatever." Lego Jason was powerless, and continued to lay his head on the sofa with his hands and feet spread out in large characters.

"You have been like this for a while, what happened?"

"Nothing..."

Hearing this, Lego Dick turned off the interface that was still texting Lego Barbara, only to think that this matter is definitely not that simple.If it's about playing games, he doesn't believe that Lego Jason will lose. Even Lego Bruce can't beat Jason in games. How can Lego Damian win more than three games in a row against Lego Jason.

Lego Dick narrowed his eyes and thought about the time-space transformation incident that happened a month ago. He was not in Gotham at the time. By the time he came back from Bleuhaven, the two parties had already switched back. Obviously, the interaction of one day and one night gave him this brother. Leave 'unforgettable' situations.

"Titus, good boy, go and watch Little D." Lego Dick whispered to the Great Dane lying in the corner, took out a chicken leg and threw it to the cute dog, and rubbed Titus' head .He got up from the other side of the sofa, changed direction, and lay down behind Lego Jason.

"Because of the girl?" Lego Dick said deliberately, thanking their home for the good traditions that the Batcave computer's documentation would always tell him.

"I know what you want to say, circus boy." Lego Jason opened his eyes and met the eyes of Lego Dick who was looking down at him. "You don't want me to help you jump through hoops in the circus."

"Xiaojie, if you talk like this, it doesn't fit our Lego character design, and I'm suitable for gymnastics." Lego Dick let out a hearty laugh, and didn't pay attention to Lego Jason's threat at all. The younger brother leaned closer, "So tell me what kind of girl it is to get the love of our game boys."

Lego Dick rubbed his chin confidently, "Maybe I, a love expert, can give you some advice."

"Our love lover had better look at his phone." Lego Jason snorted coldly to express his disdain, "I hope that in your next mission, it's better not to cause the two of you to miss a message because you didn't reply to Barbara's text message in time." Use me as a sounding board in every mission."

"It was an accident." Lego Dick quickly took out his phone with an offended expression on his face.

Lego Jason ignored his brother's flurry, and the whole person slid from the sofa to the floor and continued to play badly. He couldn't help playing the images he was thinking about day and night in his mind.

Her long black hair, fragrance on her body, fair skin, ruddy lips, and the glimpse of the scene are perfect game skills when fighting against herself.

Lego Jason let out a breath slowly. He had to say that he was almost jealous of his other self. He wondered if the surprise he had left for his other self had been discovered.

Jason, who finished the wedding ceremony in the main world, lit the fireworks he had prepared at the beginning with joy, but was sprayed with ribbons, and stood there like a fool, watching Jason who exploded the giant bat logo in the sky: first Not to mention those weird other signs in the bat logo, what does it mean for another self to give himself the middle finger?

"Is this what she looks like?" LEGO Dick handed out a photo, which was immediately snatched by LEGO Jason.

Lego Jason, a carp holding a photo, walked around the room, "Yes, this is the girl of my dreams, oh! Look at her hair is as beautiful as satin." As he said, his originally excited eyes suddenly turned bright. looking at LEGO Dick anxiously, "How did you get her picture!"

LEGO Dick: .....you don't have to look at your brother like I want to kill Darkseid.

Lego Dick's clip hands collided awkwardly, afraid that the scene of brothers and sisters would happen to him, "Um...have you ever thought that apart from the name, voice, and clothes, we all look the same in Lego."

Lego Jason: It seems that there is some truth in what he said...

"No matter what." Lego Jason coughed heavily, quickly hid the photo behind him, and announced to Lego Dick, "This photo was me before I found her."

Lego Dick: ? ? ?Did you tell me that you don't even think about the name of the child?

LEGO Jason: Don't mind it, it won't be called Dick by such a stupid name anyway.

Lego Dick: ...Silently took out the handcuffs, sorry Bruce, you go and pay bail for GCPD later.

Snatching back the photo, Dick sat on his younger brother's back feeling refreshed, took out the fishing line and tied the photo, swinging it in front of Jason, and said, "I can't give this to you, the person in this photo is my biggest recently." It is also the most difficult mission object."

"Can you get off my back first..."

"She is my dad's new colleague, this dad means John. So why is this task difficult, because he asked me to go on a blind date with this lady, I really don't know what my dad is thinking, But I had a brief text message with this woman, she was nice, but we really weren't right. But my dad insisted we meet."

"Get up from me! Do you know how much you weigh!" Lego Jason couldn't bear it and overturned someone sitting on him, bent down to put together the parts on his waist that were about to fall apart, and he picked up the photo on the ground Tucked into his arms, announced to the fallen LEGO Dick.

"Now your handle is in my hands, if you don't want Barbara to know that you are hiding this from her." Lego Jason raised his head, "help me find her now!"

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"So, why don't we sneak into the bat computer's system?" Lego Dick leaned on the window, watching the door of the house being walked by a familiar figure in student equipment.

"Do you think I haven't thought about it?" Lego Jason rolled his eyes helplessly. He was the one who threw himself on the computer to find out the other party's information the moment he and Lego Bruce teleported back.

Of course, not surprisingly, it was stopped immediately.

"You know it's against the law to check someone's identity without permission?"

Look, it is true that the golden boy and Batpapa said the same thing. Lego Jason ignored Lego Dick, kicked open the window first, and jumped over to the front of the people inside.

The double guns in his hand collided fiercely with the opponent's long metal stick. Lego Dick followed his brother's footsteps and stepped into the room. During the stalemate between the two sides, the opponent retracted the long stick first, picked up the coffee pot on the table and poured Shocked.

"WTF? Two dudes, do you have to come up with something like this?" Lego Tim said, "Please leave me an Ivy League campus without bats."

Lego Jason took off his helmet with a bang, sat on Lego Tim's desk and turned on the computer, the dim light from the computer in the dark hit his side face, Lego Jason lowered his voice, "Because this is an unparalleled It’s a big deal, Xiaohong, I can’t think of anyone else who is qualified for this job except you.”

Lego Dick held his forehead helplessly, and slowly stepped back to hide himself in the shadows.

"Uh...thank you for your review, Big Red." Lego Tim raised an eyebrow, "but can you put down the hot dog in your hand first? That's my dinner."

Lego Jason paused after swallowing, then swallowed the remaining hot dog in one gulp, and whistled nonchalantly, "Your accusation against me is not true, Xiaohong, I didn't see Mr. Hot Dog here."

"His bright red sauce is still sticking to your mouth." Lego Tim with fishy eyes, walked to the computer and pushed his brother away forcefully, gracefully raised the coffee cup with excitement in his eyes, "For the sake of big things , tell me."

"Pfft!" Lego Tim spewed out his precious spring of life, and looked at the two people in front of him in disbelief, "You came to me to ask me to do this kind of thing?" His eyes looked at Lego Dick accusingly, as if in Say you don't stop some people.

"Jason has something on me." Lego Dick moved closer to Lego Tim. "Come on, Timmy, Barbara will pull my hair out if she knows about it."

"In fact, we can still live if we pull our heads."

"She is the god of death in another world." Lego Jason said, "but there is no death in our world, but people will be divided into two waves, so that the nominally dead people in society will stay in the divided area until we use pushpins and money to exchange them back."

"But this method has been complained about in recent years, and in the end they chose to compromise and let the two areas gradually blend together." Lego Tim rubbed his chin, "But if she is still in the other party's area, I can't help you. "

"It's enough to have a general positioning. If this method doesn't work, I'll consider using magic to try it. If it doesn't work, I'll go and rob Black Mask."

"Wait, where did I go wrong? Why did you two reach an agreement so quickly." Lego Dick was shocked, "Are you sure you want to say these things in front of me?"

LEGO Jason: "Photo."

LEGO Tim: "Barbara."

Lego Dick:  …

"I don't know what's going on, I don't know anything, and Bruce won't know what's going on." Lego Dick slumped into the sheets and snored loudly on purpose. "I just fell asleep, look at me, I slept really well!"

"I said it so loudly so that no one would know if he has some brain problems. I think we should kick him out of the team."

"Don't be so rude, Big Red. Big Blue just has a sense of humor that's missing from the brainstem."

"...I heard!"

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The two huddled together in the dark room stared at the computer screen intently, and Lego Dick, who said he was going to pretend to sleep and fell asleep, was startled by the appearance of the two of them as soon as he woke up.

"Can't we turn on the light?" He complained, turned on the light and watched the two of them seem to be walked to the side of the two drowsy brothers, "What's up, lads."

"I thought knowing her country would save me a lot of trouble." A ray of ghost slowly spit out from Lego Tim's mouth, "I didn't expect this is the beginning of the devil." He grabbed Lego Dick by the collar , "Do you know how many people have the same name and surname as her! Do you know how I live this day!"

"I had to temporarily develop a program to help us automatically screen! And you are sleeping!"

Lego Dick laughed a few times and carefully carried Lego Tim, who fell asleep immediately after speaking, to the bed, and moved to Lego Jason. He was still playing games, and Lego Dick said to himself in his heart, probably he should be fine, " Are you okay?" he asked.

Lego Jason turned his head and the huge black eyes startled Lego Dick. Lego Jason glanced at the guns/shots that were still ringing on the screen, and he whispered to Lego Dick, "It's not bad, Dicky , if you're snoring a little louder, I'm sure I'll shut you up another way before Tim's landlord reports us."

Lego Dick laughed a few times, trying to shift the focus to Lego Jason's game, "I haven't seen you, play this game, Jon."

"The technology of changing the subject is too bad, Dick." Although Lego Jason directly poked his brother's face mercilessly, he still introduced Lego Dick, ""Peace O Hero", there is no bat computer in my previous game It was going to be restarted again, so I simply changed to another game." He pointed to a teammate with a small sun portrait on the phone screen, "A teammate who is more reliable than you."

"Anyway, it's still a while before Xiaohong's screening. I'm going out to meet my friends in the game." Lego Jason stood up, turned a whole piece of hair on his head in front of the mirror, and casually picked up the Lego Mu put on the clothes that were still on the ground, opened the window and squatted on the windowsill, showing a sly smile to Lego Dick, "You'd better look at your phone, I think Barbara must be very angry now."

"Oh, no, I forgot to tell her that I fell asleep." Lego Dick hurriedly took out his phone and opened the contact text message. Sure enough, he had been blocked by Lego Barbara, and he was struggling with how to explain this to Barbara. At this time, another message popped up on his mobile phone, which was a blind date introduced to him by his unreliable biological father, who asked him to meet at the Bingshan Restaurant in Gotham and quickly deal with this matter.

Lego Dick looked up at the time, and it had been nearly an hour since the news.

"Double bad." Lego Dick murmured. For a while, he didn't know who to reply to first. He sighed and stared at the portrait of the little sun on the chat interface. The more he looked, the more familiar he looked.

Lego Dick's hand frantically rummaged through the chat history, "Please tell me, don't think it's the result I thought...Why are we talking about so many irrelevant topics...Oh, triple bad."

At the beginning when the two became friends, the other party introduced himself to him.

"Don't panic, Dick, Tim just said that there are many people with the same name and surname." Lego Dick comforted himself, but his eyes were fixed on the new message from the contact named Anyang. The other party seemed extremely excited and told him Send several text messages in a row.

"I brought you the latest cosmetics, but you don't come?! If you don't come, I will leave."

"I ordered food, and if you don't come, you will pay for me."

"I ordered another table and you pay for it."

When I opened these text messages, it turned out to be a somewhat blurred photo. It could be seen that the person involved was very excited.

"You're Dick Grayson in Bruce Wayne skin??!"

"Are you going on a blind date for your adoptive father?? He can't do it, can he?"

"Oh, I misunderstood, he came to find me alone."

"He took out the black card?? Is this the banknote ability? Why don't you have it?"

"??? He said that this card is pocket money for my relationship with his son? It won't be a North American version of the big show on me, right? I'm just a small employee."

"Didn't you tell him you have a girlfriend??"

"Dick!! I just asked Cary for 500 million!"

"From today onwards, we are sisters of the opposite sex, cross it out, we are brothers and husbands and wives! Who can refuse 500 million! Believe me, I will give you half!"

The text message is suspended here, and Lego Dick feels that his life has also been suspended. Letting Lego Bruce find someone in person has basically explained everything. Lego Dick can't help but think about the chances of him calling Superman to escape from the earth now.

The phone was still vibrating in his hand, and Lego Dick felt that his soul was also vibrating. He sighed and unlocked the phone as if resigned to his fate.

"Is Bruce Wayne so busy? I've told him several times euphemistically that I'm still waiting for you, but I can't offend the benefactor. I've decided that I'll give you a third. Ps: Because you didn't come , I will ask a game friend Mian Ji, he plays the game well, we can play together some other day."

"??"

"Does the individual have to be so small? Why do my netizens know anything about Bruce Wayne?"

The text message ended here, Lego Dick pressed refresh, and three languages ​​popped up.

Lego Dick turned on his voice with a blank expression.

The first one is the voice of Lego Anyang, "I'm sorry Dick, it turned out that Brucey asked me to date Jason. I knew they were one person, so I agreed directly. Although I also directly agreed just now, but don't worry I'll still give you a fifth"

Lego Dick: Brucey, just now I was wondering why Bruce Wayne was still hanging on, you got to know him very quickly.

The second click is the voice of Lego Jason, "Delete her friend, I will give you an additional 20."

LEGO Dick: Am I that kind of person?

He quickly opened his brother's private text message interface, and sent a message to the other party with only two short words - add money!

After a pleasant bargain with Lego Jason, Lego Dick opened the last language.

Voice from LEGO Bruce, "Damian was caught stealing ice cream by Ah Fu, in view of the great Gotham career I will have in the future, I choose to leave the manor temporarily, and your safe house in Gotham was confiscated by me. "

Lego Dick: Didn't you just give away 500 million?And you're saying you left Damian alone with Angry Alfred?

LEGO Dick deftly deletes this language, as long as he can't see it, it hasn't happened.Thinking of Barbara who was still fighting with him, his friend and younger brother who suddenly left the order, Lego Dick threw away his phone and lay beside Lego Tim.

"I only have you in the team now, Timmy."

"No, I'm dating Stephanie."

"You know sleeping people can't talk, Tim."

"Well, sleeping doesn't change the facts."

"Just shut up."

The two fell asleep slowly in the room, and no one noticed that Lego Tim's computer issued a weak warning at this time, showing that the IP of the other party had been queried and was in the Bingshan restaurant.No one noticed that another text message popped up on Lego Dick's mobile phone which was still on the ground.

The picture shows a man and a woman having dinner together under a moonlit terrace, their glasses of red wine clinking together.

Caption: We are together.

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"If you really need that money, I don't mind if I rob a black mask."

"Why do you think so? Although there are game filters, I still fell in love with you at first sight, handsome guy. I don't need money, I need you."

"Sounds so sweet, so sweetheart, would you like to play a new game with me? The two-person kind."

"Anytime."

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