The feasibility of working the night shift in Gotham

"I really don't know why!" Lego Jason was half paralyzed on the huge desk, his small hands like plastic clips beat rhythmically on the table, his simple face was full of anger, and he looked at Lego Bruce beside him. Feiyue stood up and approached Lego Bruce, shaking his collar, "It's fine if you get kicked out, why would I get kicked out too."

"You unplugged my game and now don't let me stay with my girls."

"Calm down, Jason." Lego Bruce pushed Jason away, folded his hands together and entered a meditation state, "What we have to do is devote ourselves to fighting crime."

"Yeah!" Lego Jason sneered, pulled out the microphone and put it close to Lego Bruce's mouth, "Then may I ask the great Mr. Bruce Wayne about you being secretly photographed dating Selena Kyle, what do you have here? I want to justify."

"It's an issue that can be ignored—I'll collectively call it a grown-up thing." Lego Bruce's white goggles narrowed. "With all due respect, Jason, this is a world where your girlfriend isn't yours."

"Your game has not been cleared yet."

"Really? An old man who can't even distinguish between the start button and the selection button of the handle is actually teaching me. Why this game has not passed until now, we all know whose fault it is!"

"Don't change the subject, Jason, you have to learn the facts. The other you own a restaurant and a beautiful girlfriend, and you haven't met each other until now. The life of Jason in this world is almost perfect." Lego Bruce threw away his yellow Karma Taj monastic uniform, put on a suit and sat on a chair with his legs crossed, he swayed the red wine in his goblet, his white teeth reflected light under the light, a piece of Lego The beauty let out a strong cheer behind him.

"Just like me, Gotham's shining diamond boy. I really wonder if I picked you two up wrong when you stole the tires."

"We love you forever, Bruce!"

"Oh! Bruce! I'm going to faint with happiness!"

"Bruce, our God!"

"Thank you for the compliment, thank you for the compliment, you're welcome Gotham residents, I deserve it all!" Lego Bruce raised his glass gracefully.

"I can't believe you have all these things in your belt?" Lego Jason kicked the paper man behind Lego Bruce, who was still playing the music player on loop behind him.

"Hey! That's the last tape recorder Ah Fu bought for me! It still has my exclusive music in it!"

Under the pushing and watching of the two, the tumbling black recorder landed firmly on a corner of the table.

Lego Bruce picked up the recorder and put it back in his pocket, showing a happy expression, "Thank God, otherwise I will subscribe to Ah Fu's how many 'how to' videos and he won't let me buy a new one."

"Batman, come and see this." Lego Jason's hand kept tapping on the spot just now.

"Let me see." Lego Bruce tapped on the table, then stood up, dragging his chin with his small plastic clip and looking around the room, suddenly pointed somewhere, "Jason, that book shoots it. "

"What! No! That's the limited edition "Pride and Prejudice." Lego Jason refused loudly, with his hands folded on his chest, "Let me play that book, I would rather not pass the game for the rest of my life."

"That has nothing to do with the game." Lego Bruce put his hand on Lego Jason's shoulder. "Listen to me, son."

"That's not a book, that's the key to open the door of truth!"

"That's the book! Limited edition!"

Lego Bruce's face kept approaching Lego Jason, his tone gradually became low, "Don't you want to know!"

"Why did we appear here, why did you occupy the Iceberg restaurant, and I returned to the restaurant to find you. How many secrets are hidden behind this. You! What role do you play in Gotham in this world! Remember our idea of ​​blowing Criminal!" He poked Lego Jason's chest with his hand, "Even if it includes you from this world!"

"But...that's a limited edition book. And why are you lowering your voice?"

"Batman keeps talking like that!" Lego Bruce rolled his eyes, his shoulders hunched and his shoulders drooped in compromise, "OK! Fine! When we get back, I'll buy you the same one! More than him! I'll let you Lucius bought that game company for you to exploit! Hurry up and do it now!"

LEGO Jason gave a cheer and pulled out his minigun. "Sorry about that, man. I mean myself, whatever."

LEGO Jason points gun at books, "Show me what you're hiding!"

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"You okay, Ann?" Tim asked from the other side of the holographic video.

"It's okay, Xiaohong." I replied with some doubts in my heart, "Maybe I heard something wrong, I seem to hear something going on downstairs."

Tim picked up the glass and took a sip of water, "If the two of them have become like that as you said, I think there may be some problems in moving."

"I hope so. You definitely didn't expect them to be as tall as my palm." I rubbed my hands and smiled a little reluctantly. Through the conversation with Lego, I got a little understanding of their situation, just like in a dream. same life.

"Can you try to search for the coordinates on them?"

"I'm trying, but I'm not sure about the parallel world." Tim's hands were typing on the keyboard, and he gave me a comforting smile midway, "Don't worry, they are Batman and Scarlet."

"If there is no result, I will take them to the cave in a while." I suggested that I didn't take them back to the Batcave in the first place, but I thought maybe they might exchange them back in the near future. Of course, there are still For other considerations, space-time fluctuations first appeared on Peter, followed by Pietro. I can't confirm whether there is an 'infectious' relationship between them, but Jason and Bruce did disappear.If this is true, we'd better be careful for the time being.

"Don't worry." Tim smiled. "I've already called the magician to see if she can do anything. After all, summoning has something to do with it." Tim shrugged and made a grimace. "You'd better bring them back as soon as possible, the devil boy can look forward to his night patrol life."

"I heard you whispering! Evil duck!" Damian, still in school uniform, leaped from behind Tim's chair, "You have to talk about the behavior of the strongest Robin for you Apologize."

Tim rolled his eyes, slid the chair skillfully backwards, and shouted, "Does the psychopath have to be so young now! Ah Fu! Dick, call the doctor!"

I looked at the other side who was making a mess and laughed out loud.

Forgot to mention, Tim is now Red Robin, and shortly after returning from Blackwater Island, he announced his solo debut at home wearing a new uniform.We were all a little shocked.After all, after a night of exhausting night patrol, everyone enjoyed Ah Fu's rare mercy and allowed us to eat whatever he thought was junk food, and one person suddenly stood up.

His tone was calm, as if he was telling Ah Fu that he wanted me to eat another bowl, although Ah Fu would never agree.

"I fired you, Bruce."

Jason, Dick, I glanced at each other quickly, stuffed all the food in our hands into our mouths, and I took the opportunity to pull out the melon seeds I bought in Chinatown, and the three of us, one person and one bag, squatted in the corner together, showing our eyes. The expression of the play.Look at our poor Bruce, I knocked the seeds, his cheese baked lobster almost fell out of my mouth, but still couldn't say a word.

"This means that you will be required to go to all the Wayne meetings after you, and you will be required to do all the experimental research on Robin." Tim grabbed a handful of melon seeds and squatted beside us in the sight of the three of us.

"Get the damn job off and I'm going to enjoy my perfect world without coffee."

Well, it looks like we're going to have a sad person at Wayne Manor tonight as our happy group grows.

"I can do it! Father!"

"No, you're going to school, Damian."

It's true that the Wayne family's heartbroken people added another behavior.

But it turns out that adding a scarlet letter before Robin really doesn't change anything, except coffee.Tim has been declared coffee-free for the next month by Alfred.

During the melee, all I could see was Dick rushing to the screen to say hello, and before he could finish his sentence, he was hit on the back of the head with the handle of a knife.

"The silk scarf is good! I recently found a very useful facial mask for my head...Ann, we'll talk about it later." Dick gritted his teeth, "Damian, how many times have I told you not to use it on your face?" Throwing things at me behind my back."

Just like that, I reached out and turned off the holographic video and shrugged and sighed. Since the number of people has increased, every video call can turn into a big fight in the end, and now I am basically getting used to it.

I took out the uniform from the closet and continued the interrupted change, thinking wildly while changing, wondering if Lego would be hungry or something.I dialed the phone on the wall.

"Good evening, Ah Yi. I think I should be busy with decoration at this time, so can I ask you something."

"At your service, ma'am."

Facing the mirror, I stretched out my hand to reach the zipper on the back of the clothes through the reflection, and I was relieved until I saw the zipper being closed. Without Jason’s help, I would not even be able to put on the uniform. This is righteousness. One of the disadvantages of Muku is that you can't change clothes with one click like Qi O Nuan Nuan.

"lady?"

I quickly apologized to Ayi, and I was a little hesitant to ask him, because it seemed like I was embarrassing the employees, but when it comes to Lego's figure, the only thing I can think of is Barbie, should I buy a set now? Barbie kitchen?

This is like Batman and Red Hood dancing ballet in pink dresses in front of my eyes. I can still accept Lego, but if it is real, I shudder.

In this situation, I can only say: Brother Bat, Brother Jack, let's forget it.

"Does our restaurant offer small portions? Or smaller than small portions."

"Um...I think you mean kids meal?"

"Children's meal, that's right." I suddenly realized that Lego and children's meal are a perfect match, "Just one serving." Two Lego minifigures can eat one serving, I told A Yi, "I want a hot dog, I want another baked lobster with cheese. Just deliver it to the living room."

I really don't know why you wear tights when fighting criminals, do you want to make yourself a walking victim!What's even more outrageous is that Jason didn't agree with me continuing to wear my work cheongsam, and insisted that I wear pants. I struggled to pull the last waistband of my trousers to my abdomen, and collapsed directly on the bed.I really don't understand how they changed clothes.

"Roy." I reached out to hook the button of the holographic phone and pressed it, "What's wrong? Are you in the sewer? It's so dark."

"Help me!" It should be a rough voice, but now it was extremely shrill.

On the other side of the holographic projection, the killer crocodile was gripping the rotten door frame tightly, and two people on the left and right beside him were putting clothes on him.

I was surprised dryly, "Are you playing so well now?" Let the crocodile wear women's clothes?Should I be thankful that Pietro and Roy chose him an oversized.

"Which one of your eyes can see that we are playing well!" Killer Crocodile vowed to die, "Where is Batman! Call Batman! Come and save me! They are suspected of cruelty to animals."

"No one will save you even if you broke your throat, Waylon." Roy stretched out and took out two clothes, "These were all bought with Oliver's card, you must wear them all tonight! Then choose the best-looking one." I absolutely can't let this money go to waste, I must let Jieniao's table stand up!"

What's the matter with Jason?As one of the directors of the Iceberg restaurant, I am sure and sure that we will not be short of waitresses, let alone dancers like killer crocodiles.I quietly turned my eyes away, and stopped watching the scene of them changing into hot eyes.

"Welcome back, Pietro." I greeted Pietro, and seeing his flushed face, I knew why this happened. "You're drinking."

"Of course not, that's too simple." Pietro snapped his fingers, and suddenly there were many more credit cards in front of his hands.

With Roy's lessons learned, I probably know whose it belongs to. I said cautiously, "Magneto?"

"That's right." Roy said loudly, "I really can't believe that he doesn't have a single black card! Green Arrow obviously has so many!"

"But don't worry."

Me: Probably no one is worried....except Eric who really has no money and debts.

Pietro shook his silver hair, the figure moved at high speed, and put a large group of bouquets, high heels and things like veils in front of the camera, "I must let Killer Crocodile wear it tonight, and I will give you one later surprise."

Me: I don't know if you are happy, but I am really surprised.

As the saying goes, what children need is encouraging education. Under the desperate gaze of Killer Crocodile, I praised them both.

"Okay, very good. Definitely a chance to practice your hands, my friends. As for you Waylon, don't deprive children of art, they're kids, what a learning opportunity! Come on, Pete , Roy, I trust you!"

I believe that if I continue to watch it, I will have a heart attack. I'm sorry Killer Crocodile, Immortal Fellow Daoist and Poverty Daoist, just bear with it and it will pass.

"No! I'm going to Arkham Asylum, Amanda, call her the computer, I'm going to Blackgate! Let me go!"

I pressed the close button blankly, did we just hear something?

Of course not, that was his affirmation of my support for art education!

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Looking at the holographic projection in front of him, Lego Jason stared his beady eyes, and encouraged by Lego Bruce, "Unbelievable, this is an architectural drawing!"

"Of course I know it's an architectural drawing! The key is what kind of architectural drawing it is!" Lego Bruce raised his forehead helplessly.

"Of course I know, look at this red carpet, look at this corridor." Lego Jason said excitedly, "This is exactly what I thought before."

"Someone is coming." Lego Bruce covered Lego Jason's mouth, and the small bat dart shot precisely at the book to turn off the projection, and the two immediately hid.

"Ma'am, boss?"

It was A Yi who pushed the door and entered.

'Don't you think he looks familiar? LEGO Bruce winked at LEGO Jason.

'Well, I don't think so. ’ Lego Jason shrugged.

'He's kind of like you, and he's like a criminal I fought a long time ago and I branded a bat on his shoulder. '

'Wait, where do you see that I look like me? It's me who looks like him, right? Lego Jason touched his chin, "He does look a bit like my missing dad.I mean the real dad, he said he went out for a drink and never came back. '

Looking around for no one, A Yi put the dinner plate on the table and went straight to the bookshelf. In the middle of the bookshelf was a photo of Anyang and Jason in uniform. A Yi put on gloves and lifted the frame Observing carefully, he didn't notice that the Lego figure behind him was about to fight over whether to eat or not.

"Jason, you've grown up." A Yi rubbed the glass on the photo frame, put down the photo frame and turned away after a while.

"So, he might be my biological dad in this world." Lego Jason was buried happily in what was an oversized hot dog for him.

"Possibly," Lego Bruce agrees, "but I think we're talking about that architectural drawing now."

"Of course, this is what he doesn't want us, no, Anyang to know." Lego Jason smiled, "A wedding design and architectural drawing."

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The author has something to say:

This chapter plays with memes, such as the back of Dick's head.Refers to Injustice, where he was brought to the dog because he was hit on the back of the head by rice.

The other joke is that the Lego bucket in the Lego family affairs ran away from home because of playing games, and finally made up with the old bat and taught him how to play games.How to make a video, in Lego family affairs, Ah Fu liked the video, he used this video to sell the Wayne Group, and the two-faced man used this video to buy it from the Group

Yi Xia's identity is Willis, the biological father of the barrel.

感谢在2022-04-2818:32:22~2022-04-2920:58:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 piece of toast;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!