The feasibility of working the night shift in Gotham

My family, hello, my name is Anyang, a beautiful girl who is always young and beautiful. According to what people said when I was alive, if there is no accident, then there will be an accident.

Very good, I am standing outside the examination room of the examination room of the underworld civil servant CET-100 and CET-[-]. Immediately, I will sign up for my ignorance, enter the examination room for my ignorance, and burn it for me because of my mother. I apologize for the [-] yuan registration fee of Tiandi Bank.

My family, I really didn't expect that the underworld can be so voluptuous now?Am I the only one taking the test naked?

I shivered at the "50-Year Exam and 30-Year Simulation" held by the uncle who was taking the civil servant exam.

The fact that I came to the prefecture to take the exam started two years ago. Damn, there is actually nothing to say. No one has made any mistakes among young people.

Help!Never stay up late again!

Instead of becoming a social animal above, it became a social animal underground.

Thank you for my profession before I was alive, allowing me to use a little software such as PS, AI, Pr, etc. to successfully leave me a poor position in the Propaganda Department of the underworld. The performance is regarded as cultivation.

I thought that An'an would work for him for hundreds of years, and then he would go up in a wave, and if he couldn't do it, he would continue to do it, but he didn't expect to be called to meet his boss before his butt was hot.

Aunt Qingxi is also the supervisor of our department. Although I don’t know when Zhinu will go to work in the underworld, according to my sister who came 20 years earlier than me, Aunt Qingxi and our top boss Qin Guangwang It's a brother-sister relationship.

Got it, isn't this a father-son soldier?Nepotism has also become popular in the underworld?I secretly clenched my fist and vowed to arrange the same job for my best friend when she came down.

Well, first let her draw a picture that can reflect the colorful black.

"Sister Qingxi, what's the matter?" I stepped forward, let's not talk about the skill of licking, but we have fully learned it, "Did I lose points with the O elite, or the king of pesticides became a diamond, or Qi O Nuannuan suit is not complete, tell me that I can give it to my sister."

Sister Qingxi lovingly touched the top of my thinning head, rubbed off my hair oil on her clothes in disgust with my stiff smile.

"Neither. Recently, the underworld is full of talents. For your position, a more powerful newcomer has come." She had an expression that you understand.

"But don't worry, I begged you from Brother Ziwen. They have a new business in Guipandian, which is to conduct talent diplomacy with other countries' underworld agencies. But the projects in neighboring countries are full. I wanted to go to Taoyuan. Xiang asked Bai Ze to intercede for you to see if I could stop him, but that guy and the ghost lamp didn’t know where to go, so I signed up for you to go to the beautiful country.” She hooked my neck affectionately, revealing Looks like a devil's smile to me.

"So, Bao, you have to take the English test for CET-[-] and CET-[-] first."

Uhhhhh, people don't want to take the fourth grade exam, so is it still possible to reincarnate now?

"Are you talking about Versailles with me?" My girlfriend shook my collar vigorously, "Didn't you still pass?! I haven't passed the exam for two years!"

"Horrible!" I showed a shy smile, "I just took a quick test."

"Heh, believe it or not, I became Zhan Yirou, the real you."

"Sister Min, the villain is wrong!" I quickly used my magic power to conjure a cup of milk tea and handed it to Sister Yan, and then hurriedly kneaded her shoulders for Sister Yan. After the sweets, this guy bought me desserts and burned them when he had time, and then asked me to make them for her when I fell asleep.

"So, it will be half a year before you come to see me next time." My best friend asked, and she threw the finished milk tea into the trash can with her backhand, "Didn't you tell Auntie?"

"No, I'll talk about it when I'm sure. The beautiful country is too far away from us. My cultivation base is already low. Anyway, with this land bonus, I can fall into your dream for two months. If we go there, we can chat according to the time we chat. I’m afraid it’s not a direct reincarnation.” I turned on and O Elite, “Chicken?”

Girlfriend: "Chicken."

Halfway through the chicken, my best friend suddenly said, "When you arrive in the United States, remember to leave some beautiful boys for me."

No, sister, the pretty boy is here to stay. You became a pretty aunt when you came, so can the boy be nice to you?

"Shut up! You're forcing me to be true to you."

"Wrong, wrong, stay, stay, leave it to you."

Stay a fart, you have to live a long life!

On the day I left, the office held a farewell party for me, and I was so moved that I felt that the aunts in the cafeteria who only know how to shake spoons are so kind and amiable.

"So can you not go? Sister." I hugged Aunt Qingxi's thigh and cried, "I can give you some odd and warm pieces of clothes."

"Of course not!" Aunt Qingxi broke away my hand holding her calf, grinning grinningly, "Also, I'm playing Shino Nuannuan."

have to!Mistake!

The passage to the underworld is so fast, I will be there as soon as I open and close my eyes, and I don’t have to stay on the plane for more than ten hours, although I haven’t survived it either.

The hell in the west is complicated. Fortunately, the beautiful country sent a commissioner to pick me up and exchange talents with several others.

"Welcome, welcome." A red-haired man wearing sunglasses and wearing all black stood at the gate of Western Hell to welcome us.

how to say?

This person is like a street stalker, ah, no, he is a whole unreliable person.

"Just call me Crowley." The red-haired uncle said, leading us into the gate, "They're all dead anyway, and they don't need to rest, so I'll avoid the polite words. The above means that I hope you will go to work as soon as possible."

Help, you have to go to work right after you arrive?Has the frenzy of introversion reached foreign countries?

Okay, okay, yes, no one cares about international intrigue!

"New York, Gotham, New York, Gotham..." Just as I was picking false flowers to make a choice, Unreliable, No, Crowley came over.

"Little girl, what are you struggling with?" He leaned over, even wearing sunglasses, he felt like he wanted to get off work immediately.

Don't rush, don't rush, I know that everyone else has left, I have already chosen again!

Uh huh, don't embarrass a family member who has difficulty choosing, okay?

"So, you want me to go to Gotham?" I asked naively, "Is Gotham really as simple and simple as you said, suitable for performance cultivation?"

"Of course, little girl." The red-haired devil smiled.

He laughed so hard that he wanted me to kill my former self.

"This is the Gotham office?" I almost tremblingly asked my colleague, is this dilapidated, almost dangerous building in front of me serious?It's not as good as my staff dormitory in the underworld in my hometown.

"It's already considered good. Let's not talk about the previous building. The current building was sponsored by Thomas Wayne 30 years ago." The old John who greeted me said, maybe it was because it was too embarrassing for outsiders to see it. , he was also a little embarrassed, with misty eyes, "After all, this is Gotham, and it's useless to have a flashy appearance."

As he said, he pushed open the door to reveal the prison-like alloy building inside the building and the noisy scene that almost looked like a fried pit in the mouth of my junior high school teacher. I saw Old John skillfully pulled out his baton and knocked on every iron fence .

"Shut your mouths!"

After shouting, he clapped his hands, "Guys, meet newcomers!"

I saw a few, ah, no, a few ghost eyes. The tired foreign ghosts and female foreign ghosts in uniforms got up from behind the towering documents and floated tremblingly in front of me. They wanted to shake hands with me one by one. .

"welcome!"

They said welcome on their lips, but there was a fierce look in their eyes!

This is the hellish excitement of a bunch of social animals pulling another social animal into it!

Help, family members, is it still too late to escape now?

No!Don't push me!I don't need a desk!

I don't want to work! !

I am swimming in the ocean of documents, and my performance is rising rapidly. Believe my family, work makes ghosts happy!I am willing to work!

"Oh, my poor little Sunshine, you are so tired and thin." Marie, the brown-haired lady beside me, said to me. For work harmony and for people's concern for me.

I smiled and replied, "What's the matter, you are even more beautiful! Sister Mary."

Just when the two of us are blowing each other's business.

A gust of cold wind came from the gate, successfully attracting my attention.

The only long-term field worker in our Gotham Hell office, Old John is leading a bunch of ghosts through the door.

He frowned and spoke in a dull tone. He beat all the troublemakers and handed them over to the front desk for registration.

"The clown is making trouble again! Just now this group of people was affected when this lunatic blasted the madhouse, damn it, we have to work overtime tonight!" Old John took a sip of water and complained.

"Oh, my God!" The other colleagues started talking.

Even Mary next to me made a prayer gesture.

"I hope Batman and Robin stop this evil species quickly!"

Having said that, John, we were not working overtime that day.

etc!I widened my eyes, I heard correctly!

explosion!

Didn't Claude say that the people of Gotham are simple and honest!

Have I been dead for too long!There's something wrong with my ears!

Also, who are Batman and Robin?

"You don't know Batman and Robin? What about the others! Like Superman, Wonder Woman!" Mary looked at me in surprise, as if I was from the country.

"Uh, I know now." Looking at the group of people who gave me crazy Amway, I touched my nose in embarrassment. It has become a social animal of the underworld in the new era, how can I have time to understand this.

"So, the two of them are Gotham's superheroes?!"

Why do they describe it like the European and American version of hometown urban management?

"Of course! Vigorous duo!" said Corey on the side. He was a police officer of GCPD before he died, and he was a staunch bat blow. He rubbed his chin. "I watched from afar when I was on the field with Old John, and it seems that the Robin who is closest is not the one before."

"However, those who can stand up for this city are good people!"

Seeing him smiling so proudly, I couldn't help but smile too.

Take that back, they are heroes and heroes are always respected!

"What about the clown? Who is he?"

"A lunatic who must be kept away from him." Old John said, "You will go out with me later, Ann, you have to get to know them."

"And, to a certain extent, we have to cooperate with them in our work."

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The author has something to say:

Sorry for writing No.1 for the first time.

It's a purely self-indulgent work, without any malice towards any character.Thanks