Lady's Melaleuca Vest [Comprehensive British and American]

"Mom—stop him—"

Hong A, who was making a new sofa in the study, heard Genjun's cry.

Although the voice was loud, it didn't show any anxiety. It was more like a joke than asking for help.

Red A judged that the level of crisis was very low and did not need to be dealt with immediately, so he kept moving his hands, first calmly adjusted the sofa to a suitable angle, and then walked slowly towards the direction of the sound.

In the living room near the door, Yuanchun leaned back on the sofa, lightly touched Laurie Jason's forehead with one hand, and raised the phone high with the other.

Loli Jason stretched out his short hands to reach for the phone desperately, jumping up and down from time to time, but his current height is quite a bit different from Yuan Jun, and he couldn't reach it without a chair or something like that.

"Calm down, things are not what you think," Yuanchun said helplessly, "Look into my sincere eyes, do you think I'm that kind of person?"

Jason didn't jump a few times before the cloak fell apart. He was so frightened that he quickly grabbed the belt and wrapped it back in a hurry.

"I think it's you!" Jason sneered.The evidence is all slapped on his face, and the wheels of the car have run over him. Does he still need to hesitate? !

"She was dressed like this when I met Jack, I really didn't change it for her." Yuanchun sighed a long time, with infinite melancholy in his heart.

She tried to defend: "Don't look at her as tender, in fact..."

Jason crossed his arms, "How about it actually?"

Uh... actually tender, but the point is not here!

"Her name is Jack," Yuanchun sorted out the new entries that popped up in his mind, and asked carefully, "Jack the Ripper, have you heard of this name?"

Jason said coldly: "I haven't heard of it, don't change the subject, hand over your phone quickly, today I will punish you as a villain on behalf of justice!"

"Are you the boss of a gangster and a partner of justice?" Yuan Chun picked up Jason while complaining, and pushed him into the sofa, "It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it, Google it first."

"At least give me a chance to reform myself."

"Look, you admit it."

"...Bah, bah, it's a chance to explain!"

Under the premise that the world is not the same, Yuanchun is not sure if there is any legend about Jack the Ripper here.

She typed in keywords with trepidation and hit the Enter key.

The page was refreshed, and at least 1000 million pieces of relevant information were searched.

Jason, who was impatient just now, was slightly taken aback, "This is..."

"Jack the Ripper came with the rank of Assassin and became my servant." Yuan Chun randomly clicked on a webpage, quickly browsed the legends about Jack the Ripper in this world, and found that the whole is very similar, basically the same.

"Although she calls herself 'The Ripper', she is actually a collection of resentful souls of babies who were brutally killed in the womb by the murderer." Yuanchun continued to explain, "She thinks she is not loved, so she is very eager for maternal love. I respond She just called me 'Mom' to satisfy her desire."

There is a family relationship that is so pure that it cannot be purer!

Jason stared at the gradually dimming phone screen, fell silent, and his expression became serious.

Just when Yuanchun thought that she had succeeded in cleansing herself, she suddenly heard Jason asking: "Is there any inevitable connection between this story and you wearing indecent clothes for other girls?"

Yuanchun: "..."

"I told you all! Clothes! She brought them with her!" Yuanchun grabbed Jason's collar and shook it vigorously, "It's not that I didn't persuade her, but she didn't listen, you don't even know how many children in the rebellious period are." Difficult to do!"

"Anyway, I don't want to be like this," Jason patted Kaiyuanchun's hand, drew out a knife and threatened, "Get the card away!"

"If you feel awkward, you can add some pants, it's not difficult." Yuan Chun raised his hand and shook it, calling out to Hong A, who was quietly standing by the wall and acting as a wallflower, "Mom, help me make the projections look normal." pants."

Red A: I've never heard such a strange request, but since you said it...

"...It's not about the pants!" Jason didn't know what to think, his pale cheeks flushed bright red, he changed his posture, curled his legs up to his chest, curled up into a small ball, Gritting her teeth, she said, "Anyway, I don't want a female card!"

"There are no more male cards, so you can just let it go." Yuan Chun persuaded.

"Aren't there red aces and golden glitter?" Although Yuanchun has not introduced King Gilgamesh to Jason in detail, Jason has already correctly obtained one of his nicknames by virtue of the king's appearance characteristics.

"Only I can use the golden card, and he will swallow your self-consciousness if you use it." Yuanchun shook his head like an electric fan, "My mother's card is indeed fine, but don't forget, he was in the bat last night. He showed his face all the way in front of the car, and now the high-definition passport photo may have appeared on Batman's desk..."

Jason's face turned darker and darker following Yuanchun's words, but he had the appearance of a cute little girl at the moment, and his appearance was not very lethal, but his puffy appearance seemed even cuter.

"Why didn't you cover your face!" Jason scolded.

"It blocked it," Yuan Chun said with an innocent face, "I didn't hide it well."

Red A was recorded in the notebook by Batman, what's the matter with her Yuanchun?

Jason: "..."

You are really a good daughter of your mother.

"If I were you, I wouldn't be able to bear it anymore." Jason said to Hong A, sowing discord in front of Yuanchun.

Yuanchun said that it doesn't matter, anyway, the shadow follower can't understand.

After listening to Jason's complaint quietly, Red A raised her hand and showed him the trousers she had just projected.

Jason suddenly felt aggrieved by something hard choking his throat. He thought to himself that the two of you really deserve to be mother and daughter, and your ability to piss me off is in the same line.

Taking a deep breath, Jason grabbed his pants and angrily went back to the room to change.

# # #

In order to match Loli Jason's height and prevent him from being too inferior, Yuanchun also put on a child's card.

King Gilgamesh in his childhood form, compared with the domineering and domineering adult version, is a polite and sweet-mouthed little angel. From an 80-year-old man to a kindergarten child, there is no one who does not like him.

"I don't like it." Jason's face was so cold that it seemed to be submerged in ice.

Red A is taller than Jason, and young Jill is taller than Jack. After the transformation, Yuanchun can always be taller than him, which makes him very unhappy.

Yuan Chunzheng was bouncing on the paving stones with his hands behind his back, when he heard this, he suddenly turned around and approached Jason.She blinked, and the bright sunlight fell into the crimson snake pupils, shining like melting stars.

"Really?" Yuanchun asked.

Jason wanted to tell the truth, but for some reason, being stared at by Yuan Chun, he felt a dreamlike dizziness, and the words were clearly on his lips, but he couldn't say anything.

Yuanchun smiled slyly, raised his finger and tapped Jason's lips lightly, "If you don't answer, I will assume that you are duplicity."

Jason pinched his arm hard, the pain hit, and the drunken stupor subsided a little, he took a big step back vigilantly, "Don't use magic on me--"

"Be careful!" Yuan Chun's eyes sank, he grabbed Jason's wrist and pulled him back, and then a motorcycle rushed around the corner, the sound of the roaring engine mixed with the uncivilized curses of the owner and went away .

"Rushing to reincarnate?" Jason said angrily.

In fact, he also heard the movement behind him, but he hadn't fully adapted to the child's body and couldn't react in time, so he took a step too late and almost got hit.

"Maybe they are rushing to throw money." Yuanchun bent down to pick up the wallet that fell on the ground, checked it, and found five brand new one-hundred-yuan bills inside.

Most people don't bring so many banknotes with large denominations when they go out, and it is likely that they have just been taken out of the bank.

"Look, here comes the money!" Yuanchun threw the wallet to Jason.

"You're lucky," Jason said with a smile, "Let's go and eat something first, I'm really going to starve to death."

# # #

For the next whole day, Jason saw how bad luck the real European emperor was.

On average, a wallet can be picked up every three corners, with varying amounts, at most [-] and at least [-];

Passing by the flower bed in the middle of the street, I found a diamond ring under the withered petals;

Won a free ticket during the meal, and opened ten bottles of drinks in a row to "get another bottle";

Purchasing ingredients in the mall, the amount reached the standard at the checkout, went to the lottery draw, the first draw won a seven-day trip to New York for two, the second draw won the autographed photo of Wayne Group Chairman Bruce Wayne, and the third draw won A cash prize of 5 yuan was awarded.

Everyone in the shopping mall was shocked, and the onlookers protested loudly, suspecting that there was an inside story.

The manager rushed over upon hearing the news, followed by Wayne Group CEO Tim Drake, who happened to be here on inspection.

The young president was wearing a black suit, standing upright yet flexible, like a slender green bamboo growing against the wind.With a friendly and friendly smile on his face, his gaze swept across the discussion crowd and landed on the person who caused the sensation.

Yuanchun held an Iron Man doll about her height in her arms, and she rested her chin on the round head of the doll, making the small face even more delicate and small.

Jason, on the other hand, sat obediently on the plastic chair for resting, with his hands neatly placed on his knees, looking forward, his eyes were loose, and he looked like a primary school student who was waiting for the end of get out of class and was about to lose his mind.

Jason was already numb, starting from the fact that Yuanchun didn't know how many wallets he picked up.

Jason was pleasantly surprised at first, but as Yuanchun picked up more and more, the things they encountered became more and more bizarre. Jason's mood gradually changed from shock to fear, and finally he stopped thinking.

Even if Yuanchun went to buy a lottery ticket in a second and won [-] million on the spot, he would not be surprised at all.

He just wants to see how far Yuanchun's luck can go, and whether this world can hold her.

"Kids, is this the grand prize that you have won?" The manager ordered the staff to appease the restless onlookers, while he squatted down in front of Yuan Chun and asked her patiently, "Where are your parents?"

Yuanchun blinked, "Do we have to have parents before we can receive the award?"

The manager scratched his head in embarrassment, "This..."

Not really, but he can assure you that if the two children were asked to collect the award directly, they might not be able to get home safely.

Yuanchun looked past the manager and looked at Jason who was sitting on the sidelines watching the show: What should I do?We have no parents.

The autographed photo of Bruce Wayne and the seven-day double-fly trip to New York are fine, but she really doesn't want to give up the 5 yuan.

Jason: Correct me, I didn't.Let your mother come and pick it up.