Spontaneous Combustion

After living in Shen Tingmo's house, the dark clouds above Ruan Wei's head seemed to be covered by a small eaves, her allergies gradually healed, and she was no longer injured at work.

At Shen Tingmo's insistence, the two deliberately chose a weekend to go to the hospital for reexamination. After getting the doctor's affirmative answer, Ruan Weiru was granted amnesty, thinking that he could finally get rid of Shen Tingmo's father-like discipline and restrictions.

"The doctor said that I can eat fish. Is there any fish tonight? Boss Shen." Ruan Wei asked, pulling Shen Tingmo's cuff as soon as he came out of the hospital.

Shen Tingmo is now his landlord and creditor, so it is reasonable to call him the boss.

Ruan Wei recovered from illness, and Shen Tingmo's brows were also relaxed and joyful, and his tone was gentle: "You can only eat freshwater fish."

"That's fine, but I'm so hungry, I want to eat yellow catfish stewed tomatoes later, I'll pick the tomatoes."

Ruan Wei put the medical records into his backpack, the phone in his trouser pocket just vibrated, he took it out and pressed answer, it was Tong Jing's call.

There was uncontrollable joy in that small-haired voice: "Old man, my wedding date has been set!"

Ruan Wei didn't care that Shen Tingmo was still at the side, and became excited: "Oh, hello! You can do it, when!"

Tong Jing was so stunned: "Just next weekend, you can start preparing for the money. How about I personally deliver the wedding invitation to your door? This face is only for you."

Ruan Wei's bright smile froze on his face, and he said dumbfoundedly: "Tiezi, I forgot to tell you, I don't live in your house now, your wife's brother Azhe is really outrageous to open the door for outrageous— —Absurdly home."

"No wonder you didn't mention him later, and he took someone back to spend the night again?"

"Hehe, one a day, live performance."

"Hey, this kid," Tong Jing expressed his helplessness, "Then did you confess to your father when you went home?"

Ruan Wei strode forward for a while, raised his hand to cover his chin, and whispered hesitantly: "No, I'm staying at Shen Tingmo's house now."

"Fuck, is that Senior Shen again? Wouldn't you change it for a cabbage arch?" Tong Jing couldn't help but swear:

"Did any bizarre story happen? It's only been a while, and you've been living with someone in silence."

Ruan Wei quickly turned down the volume of the receiver: "What are you talking about, they took me in out of humanitarian care."

Tong Jingyu said earnestly: "Brother, as a person who has been here, I advise you not to move the progress bar too fast. If you take too many steps, you will be scratched."

Ruan Wei didn't take it seriously: "You're bullshit, you're a person who is going to get married, what kind of progress bar are you talking about with me?"

Tong Jing sighed: "Really, all men have a virtue, and things that are too easy to get are not rare."

Ruan Weiyang sneered: "Me? It's too easy to get? Did you misunderstand me?"

"I've always been curious, if you two are that... who's on top?"

"Come on, you, for two men, who is on top is a false proposition, and who is inside is the correct way to judge."

Ruan Wei pretended to understand very well, and then said bitterly: "Besides, the horoscope has not been written yet, what can't be up and down, how can it be so fast."

Tong Jing took a deep breath: "Isn't it just like I thought...you're still eager to get close to people like before?"

Now it was Ruan Wei's turn to be embarrassed. He glanced at Shen Tingmo not far away, and coughed a few times pretending to be reserved: "You are a straight man who knows a lot about balls, so I won't tell you. I have something else to do. Send the wedding invitation to you My company will do."

Ruan Wei hung up the phone and ran back to Shen Tingmo with his backpack in his hands. He couldn't wait to share the good news with him: "My best friend, Tong Jing, is getting married next week..."

Before the words finished, the phone rang again, it was still Tong Jing, Ruan Wei directly pressed the phone to connect: "What's the matter, big brother."

Shen Tingmo next to him hesitated to speak, and consciously stepped back to give Ruan Wei a private space.

"If you interrupt me, I'll forget about my business!" Tong Jing panted anxiously, "I called you to tell you that you have to be my best man on the wedding day."

The corners of Ruan Wei's eyes trembled: "Huh?"

"My wife and I have just finalized the list. I have four best men here, count you as one." There was a sound of flipping papers on Tong Jing's side, and then said: "Next Monday night, which is the day after tomorrow, you will draw after get off work. It's time to try on the best man suit."

Being interrupted by Tong Jing's phone call, Ruan Wei didn't pick up the chat with Shen Tingmo just now. The two let it go and talked about the ingredients for dinner. After leaving the hospital, they drove to the supermarket to buy vegetables as usual.

Shen Tingmo actually wanted to say just now that, coincidentally, he also received a wedding invitation for next weekend from a client he knew well. The invitation said "Happy to marry a beloved daughter, welcome to come."

It was difficult to reconnect with the interrupted thoughts, and neither of them mentioned this matter again, so they also missed a coincidence that should have been known in advance.

After get off work on Monday, Ruan Wei sent a message to Shen Tingmo, explaining that he would not go home for dinner, and rushed directly from the company to the place he had agreed with Tong Jing.

In a certain high-end dress custom shop in the city, Tong Jing and his wife and several other bridesmaids and groomsmen were there. After Ruan Wei greeted everyone, she took advantage of the opportunity to sit on a single chair beside her to rest her feet.

After everyone arrived, Xu Nannan gave Tong Jing a push and asked her man to come out and preside over the overall situation.

Tong Jing scratched the back of his head, seemed a little ashamed, and apologized to everyone with a smile: "We have made some special designs for this wedding, and I am really embarrassed to inform you only now."

A certain best man whistled: "If there's anything special, please tell me."

Under Xu Nannan's gesture, Tong Jing said apologetically: "My wife and I are going to imitate the popular online celebrity wedding, and let the best man and bridesmaid play a reverse role. The boy wears a skirt and the girl wears a suit. Everyone can accept it." ?"

"What?"

"Brother Tong, are you kidding us?"

"Oh, are you playing so big?"

The best man booed all the time, and even Ruan Wei couldn't help but choked: "Wear a skirt? Don't bring someone who sells teammates like that."

The bridesmaids were all smiles, clapping their hands and applauding: "Miss Nan is so creative! I agree!"

Tong Jing hastily added: "When going on stage to hold the ceremony, everyone still wears normal dresses. Only when there is a bridal chamber and wedding documentaries do you need to reverse the costumes. In order to add a little bit of entertainment, please bear with me."

Xu Nannan smiled dignifiedly, and cupped her hands to make amends: "I'm sorry, everyone. The male compatriots sacrificed a lot. For me and Brother Tong's once-in-a-lifetime wedding, do you let yourself go once?"

Tong Jing's buddies are all upright and straightforward. Seeing that Xu Nannan has come forward to ask for help, he didn't hold back anymore, and joked: "Then sister-in-law must dress up the brothers beautifully, so that they can shine in the audience appearance."

Xu Nannan smiled and agreed: "Of course, I will transform you into fairies and go down to earth, so that you can overwhelm everyone else."

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Ruan Wei was pushed into the fitting room like this, carrying a well-regulated white groomsman dress and a light purple tulle dress, her face was like a fly that had eaten its mouth.

Ruan Wei is gay by nature. Although he looks fair and clean, he has a very clear concept of gender. Since he was a child, he has regarded himself as an indomitable man, and his usual behavior is very manly, without the slightest femininity.

Who would be willing to put on a little skirt among men?Anyway, Ruan Wei was not happy from the bottom of his heart.

Wearing women's clothes is weird and resisting, but Ruan Wei really has a criminal record.

Back then when he was working as a field worker in the art club, at a school party, he was arrested by the president to temporarily replace a senior who was sick and hospitalized. He was also wearing a skirt at the time.

There is no such thing as first-time familiarity and second-time familiarity. No matter how many times you have experienced it, Ruan Wei still feels awkward.

In the current situation, even if he is unhappy in every possible way, he will not be able to step down. For the lifelong event of his best friend Tong Jing, Ruan Wei gritted his teeth and pulled up his skirt.

The design of this kind of dress skirt is very complicated. Ruan Wei carefully put a ribbon across the waist, straightened it and tied it at the strap on the other side, and did the same operation on the other side, then turned her head to pull the ribbon on the side of her body. zipper.

On the white and delicate waist, there are only two translucent ribbons as a cover, like two narrow curved bridges, extending to the round and straight buttocks.

After barely getting dressed, Ruan Wei reluctantly looked at himself in the mirror. He has white skin, a narrow waist, and a delicate frame. He doesn't feel too out of place when he puts on a skirt. He should be taller than the 185-foot-tall black-skinned guy in the fitting room next door. The big man must be worthy of the audience.

Ruan Wei tried the size of the two sets of clothes hastily, and after confirming that they were basically suitable, Ruan Wei changed back to the original clothes and walked out of the dressing room sweating profusely.

Xu Nannan went to greet the bridesmaids at the ladies' department, and there was only Tong Jing left outside the door, he greeted him with a smirk on his face, winked his eyes and asked meanly: "Little fairy, how did you go?"

Ruan Wei put the two sets of clothes on his elbows, patted him hard, and said through gritted teeth: "You got married well, don't get married next time."

"To grow old honestly, only this time, I will only give you this face," Ruan Wei returned Tong Jing's previous words.

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