Spontaneous Combustion

Shen Tingmo has a secret.

During the time in Xiannan, he secretly called Ruan Wei a baby in his heart.

When the old people in the town take a walk, they always refer to the white, fragrant and soft baby as a baby. When they meet them, they always tease them, praise the baby for being so good, and ask the child's age in months.

At that time, Shen Tingmo thought, his weizi was also white and sweet, even more lovable than those babies, why couldn't it be a baby?

At that time, he couldn't call out this title, and he always felt regretful, but now he finally got his wish.

Ruan Wei, who was called a baby, was really stunned, with a tear falling from her eyes: "What did you say?"

Shen Tingmo said very seriously: "Come home with me, don't go to Tong Jing's house, and don't live outside, let me take care of you."

Ruan Wei sniffed dissatisfiedly: "I'll say the previous sentence."

Shen Tingmo asked hesitantly, "Baby?"

Ruan Wei's eyes widened: "Are you calling me?"

Shen Tingmo gently wiped away the tears on his cheeks: "Of course."

A clumsy owner has finally found a soothing technique that cats love.

Touch it from head to bottom along the fur, don't touch its arrogant tail, and reward it with a little snack, and you will immediately get a good-looking cat who meows tenderly and spreads its belly.

Ruan Wei's ears turned red, and he said to him from left to right: "I'm so itchy... Let's... let's get an injection."

How can a man call a man a baby? It's so disgusting. Even his mother never called him that.

This person is really, too foul, Ruan Wei thought angrily.

But there seemed to be an invisible big tail swaying behind him, revealing that Ruan Wei's mood quickly warmed up because of this title.

The outpatient infusion room was overcrowded, with patients holding a bottle in one hand and constantly swiping their mobile phones with the other. Many of them did not wear masks and coughed twice from time to time.

In order for Ruan Wei to infuse comfortably while avoiding the infection of germs, Shen Tingmo specially contacted a friend and paid a fee to open a bed in the inpatient department. After paying the price and getting the medicine, Shen Tingmo took Ruan Wei to go through the formalities.

The three beds in the ward were all empty, Ruan Wei sat on his own bed and asked curiously, "Are you going to be hospitalized?"

Shen Tingmo handed the medicine to the nurse who dispensed it, and turned around and said, "No, you have to take injections for a long time every day, and your resistance is not good. Keep the bed for these three days, and go home after the infusion."

Ruan Wei took off her shoes, socks and cumbersome work clothes, climbed onto the bed wearing only her short sleeves and shorts, and said in a muffled voice, "I feel so dirty now, with bacteria and fleas all over my body, I must ask the nurse to change my bed sheets tomorrow." .”

Shen Tingmo said warmly: "The hospital beds will be disinfected every day, don't worry."

The nurse came in with the prepared medicine, hormone medicine, calcium gluconate and vitamin C nutritional supplements, two full bottles, visually estimated to consume the whole afternoon.

"Is it really okay if you don't go back to work?" Ruan Wei felt a little guilty.

Shen Tingmo shook his head: "I have saved a lot of annual leave, and I can take time off."

The nurse sterilized the back of Ruan Wei's hand, pushed the needle in skillfully, put a tape on it, and explained before leaving: "The medicine in the bottle is almost empty, ring the call bell at the bedside, and we will come over to change his medicine."

After the nurse left, Shen Tingmo poured Ruan Wei a glass of warm water, sat on the edge of the bed, gently held his hand that had become cold due to the temperature of the medicine, and fed him half of it.

"I'll go to your house...will it affect you if I borrow it?" Ruan Wei was a little embarrassed.

Shen Tingmo said firmly, "No, you can stay as long as you want."

It would be great to be able to live forever, but unfortunately Ruan Wei has his own home, as the only son of the Ruan family, he will eventually return to that luxurious but cold villa.

Ruan Wei blurted out without thinking: "Do I live in the second bedroom?"

Shen Tingmo smiled a little: "The master bedroom is also fine, you can choose whatever you want."

Ruan Wei was shy: "How can I do that? I'm just borrowing the rent. The rent will be deducted from my trust fund, so I will have to wait a little longer to pay back your money."

This time Shen Tingmo behaved well, and didn't offend the cat's tail again - Ruan Wei's very strong self-esteem.

Ruan Wei will not accept anyone's charity, and the borrowed money will be repaid as soon as possible, and it is impossible to live in his house with peace of mind, like an adopted stray animal.

Shen Tingmo thought about his thoughts carefully, and quickly came up with a countermeasure: "Well, I don't have to pay the rent. I bought the house, and it's not a shared rent. It's not easy to calculate the money. You are responsible for cleaning twice a week. I Originally, I hired cleaning to come to the house regularly, can I leave it to you now?"

Ruan Wei was really hooked. After carefully considering Shen Tingmo's proposal, he felt that it would not be difficult to clean his empty house, so he readily accepted:

"No problem, leave the cleaning to me. As for the food expenses...can we take turns to buy vegetables and go home?"

Shen Tingmo was noncommittal, considering that Ruan Wei couldn't even tell the difference between green onions and leeks, so he had to add: "We can go shopping together and pay the bill in turn."

"no problem!"

Ruan Wei, who is carefully planning her future life, seems to be much more energetic, and even the rash on her neck and cheeks has subsided. It seems that the doctor is right, and the urticaria has a lot to do with the patient's mood.

Shen Tingmo decided to study the breeding skills well, so that he could no longer make him unhappy and make himself sick with anger.

When the second bottle of potion was infused, the sleep-deprived Ruan Wei had already fallen asleep under the quilt, with her head resting on Shen Tingmo's waist, her eyelashes were thick and the tip of her nose was pink.

Shen Tingmo carefully folded his needle-pricked hand into the palm of his hand, and wrapped his other hand around his shoulder, holding him in his arms, using his body temperature to dispel the coolness brought by the intravenous drip.

It turned out that Ruan Wei didn't have to have that pillow, just like when he was a child, he could lie on Shen Tingmo's lap or shoulder, sleeping soundly in the familiar smell and body temperature.

After the three bottles of medicine were finished, Shen Tingmo let Ruan Wei lie down for a while, and asked the nurse to make an appointment for tomorrow's injection, and then took the patient out of the hospital.

Shen Tingmo accompanied Ruan Wei back to the company, filled up the off-duty card, took back the luggage stored in the locker, and went to the supermarket to buy vegetables together.

Ruan Wei, who was so poor, won’t get paid until next week. Shen Tingmo said that he could pay the bill this week. Ruan Wei didn’t show any hypocrisy anymore, and took the initiative to push the shopping cart, walking freely among the dazzling array of shelves.

Ruan Wei, who was walking in front, walked briskly, not at all like a patient who had just finished an infusion. Shen Tingmo deliberately slowed down, walking behind him not too far away, feeling the ordinary but rare warmth at this moment.

"Shen Tingmo, can I buy some snacks?"

"Wait until you recover from illness."

"What about the drink?"

"No, you can only take fresh-packed juices, except for peaches and pineapples, which are allergenic."

"Where's the milk?"

"No, high protein can also cause allergies."

"Mr. Shen, you seem to be the director of the teaching department."

"..."

"Can I have this jelly?"

"No."

"Please, I really want to eat."

"Do not……"

"I will never be happier without my favorite jelly."

"Just one box."

"Long live!"

Ruan Wei is the same as his precious little piggy bank, only by finding the right angle can he successfully insert the coin into it.

If he uses forceful indoctrination, he will immediately switch to a state where he will not enter the oil and salt, and will explode if there is a disagreement.

Shen Tingmo felt that he had already grasped some rules.

Ruan Wei needs approval, indulgence, and preference.

It's really the young master's temper.

In the department store area, I picked some daily necessities for Ruan Wei, and the two wandered to the real destination of the trip, the fresh food area.

At this time, Ruan Wei can't help at all. In his eyes, all kinds of ingredients can only be converted into ready-made dishes. As for what they look like when they are raw, and how to combine them, they are not in Ruan Wei's knowledge reserve. within the category.

Shen Tingmo was well aware of this, but let Ruan Wei throw ingredients he thought looked good or pleasing into the shopping cart one after another without saying a word to stop him.

Buy it if you like it, but you can't afford it.

So half an hour later, they harvested five different varieties of tomatoes, raw fruit carrots, mini pumpkins, several kinds of bell peppers, Brussels sprouts, and a box of mushrooms shaped like chicken legs.

The shopping cart is colorful and cute, like vegetables coming out of a cartoon and having a meeting.

Shen Tingmo felt that it would be very popular if he could directly push these ingredients to teach kindergarten children and teach them to identify vegetables.

Ruan Wei's understanding of ingredients is temporarily limited to the drawings in kindergarten textbooks.

Fortunately, they were all edible. Shen Tingmo quickly selected a few ingredients suitable for allergic patients, and took Ruan Wei to the cashier to queue up to pay.

Ruan Wei was still immersed in the wonderful feeling of Shen Tingmo calling him "baby", unknowingly he really regarded himself as a baby, and started to be lazy again when queuing.

He was like a big koala leaning on the tree trunk, sticking to Shen Tingmo's back, just leaning on it, as if he was exercising the privilege of being a sick person.

Before and after, there are couples or couples who come to the supermarket together. There are various gender combinations. Most of them are holding hands, occasionally whispering intimately, and smiling at each other.

The two of them mixed together, and it didn't seem out of harmony, but because of their outstanding looks, they became an eye-catching landscape.

"I still really want to take a bath," Ruan Wei was still worried about the dirty clothes on her body.

"You can wash it when you get home. Remember to run the newly bought bath towels through the water."

Ruan Wei Mingming was annoyed by Shen Tingmo's many disciplines before, but now he feels an indescribable sense of satisfaction being nagged by the taciturn and indifferent Shen Tingmo.

I want to keep challenging his authority and want to hear more from him.

"Can I buy a box of candy?" Ruan Wei pointed to the container next to the cash register.

It doesn't really want to eat candy, it's like a cat's paw stretched out when it's acting like a baby, always wanting to scratch its doting owner, trying to attract the other's attention.

"You can buy it, but you can't eat it until you recover from the illness," Shen Tingmo lowered the bottom line again.

With a cheer, Ruan Wei stretched out her hand to take it, and picked out a box of chocolate beans with a cartoon image. There is a letter M on the chest of the doll, which is a very popular snack for children, Mr. M Bean.

The round packing box was smooth, slipped in Ruan Wei's hands, and fell to the bottom row of the container.

On the shelves next to the checkout counter in the supermarket, apart from some children's fudge snacks, various flavors of chewing gum and mouth spray, there are mostly family planning tools, which are convenient for thin-skinned customers to choose at checkout.

The honest and lovely Mr. M Bean, infected by Ruan Wei's bad luck, fell into a row of condoms and lubricating oil, with a slightly embarrassed smile.

Ruan Wei was also a little embarrassed, ashamed to reach out to rescue his Mr. M Dou.

It would be too shameful to touch these things in front of Shen Tingmo, and there are some ambiguous hints in it.

Ruan Wei swears to God that he only wants to be a dutiful tenant and has absolutely no intention of using "hidden rules" to bribe the landlord and creditor.

But this box is the only chocolate color he likes, and Ruan Wei is caught in a dilemma for a while.

Shen Tingmo was amused by Ruan Wei's tangled expression, smiled lightly, leaned over to help him pick up Mr. M Dou, and stuffed it back into his hand.

Even though he is such an old man, Ruan Wei still looks like a minor, avoiding the sexual products of the general public like a snake, I really don't know whether he should be called innocent and innocent, or muddled and enlightened too late.

Ruan Wei breathed a sigh of relief holding his lost Mr. Chocolate Bean, and carefully wiped it with the hem of his clothes, as if those evil adult products had desecrated his lovely snacks.

"It's all my fault, buddy, it's unlucky for you to be wronged," Ruan Wei whispered to Mr. M Dou.

Shen Tingmo smiled lightly, a dark color flashed in his eyes, and some kind of absurd thoughts appeared inexplicably.

Shen Tingmo is not a saint. Faced with a piece of paper that is too clean, the human instinct is to smear it, stain it, paint it with bright colors, and selfishly sign it.

"Since it gives you guidance, take it all."

It's not that I can't afford it anyway, what if... I need it?

Shen Tingmo curled his lips and picked a few from the lower row of the container. After confirming the size, he put them into the shopping cart with a calm face.

Half Candy Tea

Wei Zai: Crooked, Yaoyaoling, my landlord actually took me to buy family planning supplies!