The Complete Suicide Manual [Rebirth]

When Hu Li came to his senses, he no longer knew where he was.Surrounded by bustling traffic, vendors are trying their best to sell the few remaining breakfasts, and passers-by are hurrying, stomping on the broken vermilion floor tile.

Is he running away?Hu Lu slowed down, lowered his head, and smiled ironically with his lips curled up.He had never escaped like this before, and this was the first time.

Many of his firsts are related to Gu Dong.It was the first time I walked out of Quanhan City, the first time I was taught by someone, the first time I was told about my illness, the first time... I was comforted and cared for.

Counting his previous life, he was 28 years older, the same age as Gu Dong.But in front of Gu Dong, he always felt inexplicably at a loss.

He has always been alone in his life, and even though his relationship with his father Hu Qitian eased after rebirth, they did not live together for long.He has no elders, no relatives, no colleagues, no so-called friends, he has always been alone.

The appearance of Gu Dong made up for this vacancy.He is not only the leader who led Hu Lu into the world of supernatural powers, but also his immediate superior.But he is said to be the boss, and he lives with him, not only in charge of his training, but also gives him some trivial care in daily life-like waking him up, telling him to bring painkillers, and letting him go out Come back soon... Even such an ordinary thing is quite a novel experience for Hu Li.

Later, the rest of the executive team returned to the base, diluting the deep feelings that Gu Dong gave him at the beginning, but not obliterating them.Although Hu Lu didn't have many close friends in his previous life, he had been in various circles because of his interests.He could know that Gu Dong's concern might be out of sympathy or responsibility, but he didn't want to get something from himself like those people in the previous life. He knew it, so he didn't resist.

But today... Hu Lu frowned. Sure enough, he still wanted something from himself, right? "If it's just..." If it's just going to bed... Hu Li scratched his hair. He remembered that when he was this age in his previous life, he wasn't so ascetic.Although there is no such a bunch of bed partners now, it might be good to have a Gu Dong?

"Ah Lu!" Bai Shu ran up against the flow of people, "Ah Lu, you ran so far..."

"Hey, Bai Shu!" Hu Lu turned his head, revealing the same lazy laugh as usual.

Returning to the base in Bai Shu's car, Hu Lu's performance made everyone look at each other in dismay.

As if nothing had happened before, he walked into the room naturally, sat down at the usual seat at the dining table and prepared to eat, waved and greeted Gu Dong who was sitting opposite him as usual, and then lowered his head Playing with his mobile phone, Gu Dong also nodded to him naturally, and then looked at the data in his hand, which surprised the people who wanted to watch a good show.Especially the ghost who just came back, she came back in such a hurry because she heard about Gu Dong and Hu Lv from Bai Feng.

The deputy chief looked very calm.Bai Feng looked up at Bai Shu.

Calm down, didn't you see that the deputy chief didn't even smoke?Bai Shu looked down at Bai Feng.

Wow, really!Bai Feng's eyes widened, and he gave Bai Shu a look of admiration, which greatly satisfied Bai Shu's vanity as an older brother.

"It's time to eat!" The ghost floated out of the kitchen with a plate in each hand, and before putting down the dishes, he yelled at the two brothers, Bai Shu and Bai Feng, "Are you going to take the plate and get the bowl?"

The two brothers of the Bai family looked at each other and stood up, "Here we come..."

For the next two days, the curious Bai family brothers followed Gu Dong and Hu Lv inhumanely with the two ghosts who pulled up and half pushed and half pushed.The ghost's ability to be invisible at any time played the most important role in this crowd.

"Here we come!" Bai Shu greeted, and together with Bai Feng, they rushed into the utility room under the stairs.The thrown ghost glared at them, and the gray mist quickly melted in the air, and she was completely invisible.

"Deputy Chief." Hu Lu's lazy voice came from upstairs, accompanied by the footsteps coming down the stairs, "You can go to report or something? I will give you all the data of the Angor base, and you can do as much as you want." Wait for 10 minutes and let me put everything on the USB drive, okay?"

Gu Dong, who was walking in front, didn't speak. Hu Lv sighed and muttered in a low voice, "I still have to go out, deputy chief..."

Looking back at Dong finally reacted. "Where are you going so late?"

"You also know it's late, Deputy Chief." Hu Li yawned, and looked at the wall clock in the hall, the hands had reached ten o'clock.It is the beginning of the busiest time of nightlife. "I had an appointment at Yeshi, and I broke the appointment the first time we met, and it would be difficult to get an appointment with him in the future - the young master of Yeshi doesn't just need to spend money."

The two people under the stairs, as well as the ghost who was invisible and still subconsciously hid most of his body behind the cabinet, covered their mouths with their eyes wide open.Ye Shi is a famous bar in the capital. Even people like Bai Feng and Ghost who don't often go out to have fun have heard of it. Although it doesn't provide erotic services there, most of the princesses or young masters who sit on the table often go out to open hotels with guests, at least On the bright side, it is your love and my wish 419.

Is the deputy chief about to go crazy?The three of them were overwhelmed by this sentence repeatedly.

In fact, Gu Dong just stopped in his tracks, pressed his forehead and looked back at Hu Lv, with a look of helplessness rather than anger. "...don't go there."

"Why do you say that?" Hu Lu folded his arms, his tone became cold, "I remember that the deputy chief has no right to interfere with the private life of the team members, right?"

Gu Dong sighed, "Since you are not interested, why bother to find those unclean people to piss me off?"

Hu Lv's eyes widened, and he raised his voice and shouted, "Who, who is not interested?!"

"If you are interested, you will go to the appointment with a yawn?" Gu Dong glanced at Hu Lu's whole body, "You just woke up? You slept all night without taking off your clothes, and you didn't even change your clothes when you went on a date? The shoes were the last task." When I was wearing it, it was full of sand and soil, and I didn’t even wipe it off..."

Hu Lu's face became redder and redder, and finally he was comparable to the red pepper.There was a slight sound of air leaking from the bottom of the stairs, and Hu Li jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and shouted aggressively, "Who? Get out!"

Tsk... The short laughter was cut off immediately, Gu Dong looked away, but the corners of his mouth were raised.

"—Bastard!" Hu Lu was so angry that he kicked Gu Dong, "Are you still going? If I don't, I'll go back to sleep!"

Gu Dong covered his mouth and turned around, walking down the stairs.Hu Lv stepped hard behind and cursed, "Laugh, laugh! Laugh at you, lol!..."

It was the intelligence bureau of the military that asked Gu Dong to see Hu Lv by name.The data about the Angor organization is very lacking in the intelligence departments of all countries and organizations, especially those who directly invade the internal network of the other party like Hu Lu, read most of the data and still have a photographic memory. The pie in the sky that the department can't even think about.

Hu Lu spent two hours answering all the other's questions, and finally even fell into a semi-sleep state. The other party asked and answered, but his eyes were closed.

"Thank you for your cooperation." The staff of the Intelligence Bureau sorted out the precious information they had just obtained. When they looked up, Hu Lu had already fallen asleep lying on the table.

When Hu Lu woke up, he was already sleeping on a strange bed.The surrounding decoration looks like a luxury hotel, and the windows are covered with curtains, so you can't see the outside.The bed under him seemed to be shaking. Hu Li looked carefully at the table and chairs beside him, and found that the table was fixed on the ground.

"...This is... on the ship?" Hu Lu shook his head to wake himself up a little, and then remembered the luxury cruise ticket that Gu Dong gave to all members of the executive team two days ago.It was a super luxury cruise ship departing from Quanhan Port and crossing the equator southward to Australia. The journey lasted 2 months, during which it stopped at the Philippines, Malaysia, and several small island countries with charming scenery in the Pacific Ocean.

Hu Li stretched out his hand to pick up the ashtray on the bedside table, turned it over, and there was indeed "Elizabeth" printed on the bottom, which was the name of this luxury cruise ship.

Putting the ashtray back on the bedside table, Hu Li turned over and got out of bed, only to realize that he was wearing pajamas.There was a pause in the movement, he opened his skirt, took a look, curled his lips, took off the whole clothes and threw them on the bed, then bent down and took off his pants.

"Coward...how can you pretend to be prudish when you take off your clothes..."

"Quick!" "I'm coming in..." Gu Dong's voice sounded outside the door.

Hu Li froze, the door lock had been turned, and one of his feet had come out of his trousers. He quickly staggered and threw himself on the bed, twisted his waist and rolled himself under the quilt.

As soon as Gu Dong opened the door, he saw a large silkworm chrysalis lying askew on the bed, wriggling around.He raised his eyebrows, stood at the door and folded his arms against the door frame. "What are you doing with this look?"

"..." The temperature in the room was moderate, and Hu Lu was so tightly curled up that he soon blushed and sweated.But even though he had ridiculed Gu Dong for being prudish a few minutes ago, Hu Lu would rather be wrapped in a quilt like this than be seen, so he could only shout hoarsely, "Get out."

"Okay." Gu Dong pulled the door and took a step back, "You have slept for sixteen hours, get up, there will be a ball at six o'clock tonight, and several singers and movie stars will participate, including the one from last time Alice."

Hu Li suddenly jumped up, "Alice is also on the boat?!"

Gu Dong slightly opened his eyes.It didn't take long for Hu Lu to react. Regardless of the embarrassment of only wearing underpants, he kicked the pillow out and slammed it on the door. "Shut the door! Bastard!"

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