The Complete Suicide Manual [Rebirth]

Sending a special episode of the Spring Festival, I wish everyone auspicious and successful Year of the Horse~(≧▽≦)/~

Today's New Year's Eve, Hongshi will also watch the New Year with his family, today's update is postponed, please understand.In addition, I would like to remind everyone that the red envelopes will be grabbed tomorrow, that is, after twelve o'clock, first come, first served o(n_n)o~

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The time is a Spring Festival after the end of the story.

It was snowing heavily in the capital, and the air was chilly, but the bright red decorations on all the buildings made the atmosphere festive and lively.Hu Lu walked out of the department store with a big bag of New Year's goods he just bought, and took a taxi back to the base.

The base was also decorated with red paper-cuts and Chinese knots by ghosts and white maples. Next to the gate, someone thoughtfully hung two red lanterns with two upside-down "Fu" characters written on them.

"I'm back!" Hu Li pushed open the door and walked into the hall, took off his coat and threw it on the sofa.The room was well heated, and a smell of food came from upstairs, permeating the entire space.

"You're the slowest, Ah Lu!" A translucent head came out from the floor and stood upside down towards Hu Lu.Judging by the location, she should be in the kitchen.

At the same time as the ghost's voice, there was a noisy quarrel. Hu Lu waved his hand at the head, and went upstairs with the bag.Before he reached the restaurant, he heard other people's voices.

"...You guys! I asked you to buy new year's goods, what did you buy me?!"

It's been a long time since I heard the deputy chief growl like this, Hu Lu thought while rubbing his chin leisurely.

What followed was Bai Feng's aggrieved voice, "Deputy Chief, don't you have to buy candy for the Chinese New Year? Look, what I bought is..."

"Bai Feng! You tell me whose house is full of bubble gum for Chinese New Year? Let me see, ten kilograms, all of it is bubble gum, huh?" And they are all ridiculously expensive imported goods!

Bai Feng's voice disappeared, but Gu Dong still seemed to be angry. "Bai Shu, the money I gave Bai Feng should not be enough to pay the bill. There should be a limit to how you indulge your brother, right?"

Bai Shu's slightly weak voice came, "I also bought those lanterns..." But his words were ignored by Gu Dong.

"Also, bald head! Did you buy a bunch of boxing gloves for the group arena match during the Spring Festival?"

"Afeng! I know you have wanted to change the treadmill ligaments for a long time, but can you wait until the Spring Festival is over?" Gu Dong laughed angrily.

There was a snickering sound from the ghost in the room, but soon, her laughter stopped and turned into a slightly terrified excuse: "Um...deputy chief, I bought the ingredients properly and came back. Look, I'm going to cook hot pot for everyone on New Year's Eve tonight!"

"Really? Ingredients?"

Hu Lv pushed open the door, just in time to see Gu Dong pointing to the tall stack of various magazines on the dining table, "If you buy ingredients, what are these? Comic magazines, horoscope guides...ghosts, I never knew that these things can be returned. For food!"

"Isn't that because there is no money to buy it? The salary of the executive team is so low, it's not enough to buy comics..." The ghost muttered softly, and floated into the kitchen timidly.

Gu Dong pressed his temples hard and sat down on the chair, sighed, "Forget it... I shouldn't have had expectations of you guys. Ah Li will definitely not be as unreliable as you..." Right?

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground drew everyone's attention to Hu Li who entered the door.Gu Dong also turned his head and saw Hu Lu smilingly putting the things he bought on the table.

"I bought a lot of things, ingredients, New Year's decorations... By the way, this is for everyone." Hu Li took out puppet-shaped puppets from the bag, and distributed them to everyone one by one. In his hand, he introduced with a smile, "The shopping guide in the supermarket said that as long as you put this thing on your head, you will have good luck in the Year of the Horse."

"Really?" The others took the puppet suspiciously. This puppet seemed to be different from the others, and it was very heavy to hold.Bai Feng and the bald head immediately put it on their heads, and the others hesitated for a while before following the example of the others.Only Gu Dong held this thing in his hand, looked at it, his expression remained unchanged.

Hu Lu snatched the pony from Gu Dong's hand, put it on Gu Dong's head forcefully, bent down and smiled at Gu Dong's face and said, "Happy New Year!"

Gu Dong's face softened a little, Hu Lu straightened up, took a step back, and said to the others, "Happy New Year, everyone!"

boom! !After the explosion, red and white stuff covered everyone's heads and shoulders.The pungent spicy taste makes it easy for people to judge that the red is chili pepper, while the white... Bai Feng picked up a little bit with his fingers and put it in his mouth, "It's sugar!"

"... Hu! Lu!" Gu Dong gritted his teeth and pushed away the wet little pony that exudes a strong and pungent chili smell, and stared fiercely at the door—Hu Lu was already in front of the little pony. Slipped away while exploding.

"...Ah Lu is actually quite..." Bai Shu, who was glanced at by Gu Dong coldly, immediately changed his words, "It's also quite reliable! Absolutely reliable! There is no one more reliable than him!"

This Spring Festival, the whole base is filled with a strong smell of chili...