The Complete Suicide Manual [Rebirth]

Contrary to everyone's expectations, Gu Dong, who was sent back to the base that day and came over in the evening, did not punish the execution team too severely.At least in the eyes of all members of the execution team, the order "clean up the base within three hours" is much more merciful than their imagined reaction.

That night, the base was cleaned up, and Hu Lu was also assigned a task. He went to the underground garage with a bucket and a rag.What he has to do is wash the car.There are five cars in the garage, except for Hu Lu's own Grand Cherokee, the remaining four belong to Gu Dong, Bai Shu, Doctor and A Feng.

Because of frequent running outside, whether it is the silver-white Grand Cherokee or the black car of Baishu, they all look gray.Hu Lu wiped it with a rag for a while and found it troublesome, so he took a water gun and rushed straight up.At the beginning, because the water pressure was not controlled properly, the water sprayed directly back on Hu Lu's body after rushing into the car. After a while, Hu Lu's whole body was wet.

"Are you playing in the water or washing the car?" Gu Dong's voice was a little helpless.

Hu Lv turned his head and glanced in the direction of the stairs, then turned down the faucet with a smile. "Didn't the doctor tell you to take a good rest, deputy chief?"

The doctor Hu Lu was talking about was not the half-hearted doctor in the executive team who relied on special abilities to support the scene, but the emergency doctor who was called from the urban area when other members of the executive team found Gu Dong unconscious for two hours.The reason the doctor asked Gu Dong to rest was because of food poisoning.

I don't know how many weird things were put in that bowl in the morning, and the "eight-treasure porridge" that was produced by some unknown method was comparable to a biological weapon, and that thing was powerful enough.At the ktv in the morning, Hu Lu drank Gu Dong a lot of alcohol, which was a mixture of beer and red wine.Apart from these two things, Gu Dong didn't even drink his saliva all day long, and if he didn't spit it out when they were shopping, he was already considered to be in excellent physique.

After taking the medicine and resting for more than an hour, Gu Dong's complexion has improved a lot.Although his face was still a little pale, at least there was some color in his face.

Looking at the layer of water that had accumulated on the ground, Gu Dong simply stood on the stairs, leaning against the railing, and took out a pack of cigarettes from his trouser pocket.

"Deputy chief, didn't the doctor say that smoking and drinking are strictly prohibited?"

Gu Dong glanced at him lightly, "I will die without smoke."

Hu Lu choked for a moment, and then realized, "Didn't Bai Shu and the others take away all the cigarettes in your room? The hall should have been cleaned as well." So where did his cigarettes come from? ?

"There is a hidden compartment behind the oil painting on the wall opposite the bed, and you haven't even seen through the cover-up." In his tone, Gu Dong seemed to hate iron for being weak.

"It's none of my business!" It was Bai Shu and the others who cleaned up the cigarettes, and Hu Lu didn't join in the fun. "But if you tell me like this, they will definitely know next time."

"So what?" Gu Dong took a deep breath of smoke, and spit it out with half-closed eyes, "There is more than one place where smoke is hidden in the base."

"Wow! It turns out that you are such a person, Gu Dong!" Shocked, Hu Lv even omitted the title "Deputy Chief".After a while, Hu Lu blinked and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Gu Dong's usual attitude doesn't seem to be like this, does it?Comparing it with Gu Dong's action language in memory, Hu Lv immediately noticed it.Gu Dong was too frank tonight.In the past, for this type of words, Gu Dong ignored the past intentionally or unintentionally.But tonight, he answered uncharacteristically, even if his attitude was not serious, it was quite surprising.

What happened in between?Hu Lv frowned in confusion.He just wanted to test Gu Dong's bottom line on a whim, so he tossed him again and again.Based on the analysis of past data, even if the other party really felt guilty, they would definitely not tolerate Hu Lu's nonsense.However, now it seems that Gu Dong not only tolerated it, but also really didn't seem to be angry.

"What are you in a daze for?" Gu Dong smoked several times faster than ordinary people, and often had to change a cigarette every two minutes.Hu Lv once wondered whether it was because Mr. Gu used his ability to make the cigarettes burn faster, so that he could consume the cigarettes so quickly.Just like now, Gu Dong has smoked his third cigarette.

But this time, after lighting the cigarette, he didn't put it directly into his mouth, but waved it in the air.The airflow in the garage seems to be driven by this wave, and it spins rapidly, wrapping the accumulated water on the ground to form a water column, twisting and sweeping across the car.

"Wow! It's so cool!" Hu Lu exclaimed, and quickly realized that he turned on the faucet.Immediately, several water dragons appeared in the garage. These jets of water crawled over the car like living creatures. The swirling water flow swept through every gap on the car, and absorbed all the dust and mud into the jets of water, and finally slipped into it. Sewer, leaving a wet and clean garage.

Holding the cigarette between his fingers, Gu Dong covered his mouth and coughed a few times. "Hurry up after cleaning up, you are the slowest among the seven people."

Hu Lv curled his lips and muttered "I'm not a professional car washer", bent down to pick up the rag and threw it in the bucket, then suddenly raised his head to look at Gu Dong, "Vice Chief, I heard that you have been a car washer since more than ten years ago. A member of the special team?"

"The doctor said that it is the tradition of the special team that the person with the worst task performance is responsible for the cleaning work. Deputy Chief, you are so skilled, could it be..."

"To shut up!"

As if in response to Hu Lu's ridicule, at the task summary meeting the next day, the punishment for the bald man who performed the worst in the last task was to cook for everyone.

So, at noon, there was such a conversation in the dining room.

"Hey, hey, take it a little farther away, what are you making, bald head! The smell is even more terrifying than the doctor's eight-treasure porridge yesterday!" This is Bai Shu who is holding his nose.

"That... bald head, what is this? It's bubble gum, right? It's bubble gum, right? When did you take my bubble gum?!—No, how can you fry bubble gum with onions?!" This is from Bai Feng was so weak that he almost exploded.

"It's a pity that you can recognize it as an onion! By the way, if we eat this thing, we will get food poisoning collectively, right?" This is a rare ghost that did not argue with Bai Feng.

"Ah, I've never seen you have such a talent before, bald head! Let's study together in the future!" This is the doctor who became inexplicably excited.

"..." This is A Feng who couldn't bear to look directly at the situation on the table.

"Deputy Chief... This is your punishment, right? You actually want us all to experience food poisoning, right? It's really bad, Mr. Vice Chief."

"So that's it! Deputy Chief, it's okay! I'll eat it!" This was the bald head who was fooled by Hu Lu and patted his chest as a promise.

"...Shut up all of you! The doctor and the ghost are cooking. Bai Shu disposes of this pile of things. Baldhead, you don't have to cook anymore. For the next three months, you will be responsible for the cleaning of the entire base— — You are not allowed to step into the kitchen again, do you hear me!" This is Gu Dong who is on the verge of breaking out.

From then on, Gu Dong never thought of changing the tradition of the special group.It's really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.

The special group usually spends most of their free time. After the last mission was completed, everyone in the execution group quickly returned to their nature.The doctor who is crazily obsessed with football wears football baby clothes and sits on the sofa watching football games all day long; The discussions never stop; the ghost is immersed in the shoujo manga; Bai Feng never runs out of snacks, wandering here and there all day long, not doing any serious business.

But Hu Lv, after the last mission, became interested in the data transmission equipment left by the enemy, and pestered Gu Dong to find a way to get that data transmission equipment in his hands. The instrument was disassembled and reassembled several times, and the attitude of complete immersion even shocked other people in the base, thinking that something happened to him.

Once Hu Li is immersed in something, his reaction to the outside world will be minimized.It was also for this reason that another psychologist hired by Director Gu successfully completed Hu Lv's psychological evaluation, and submitted a report to the military headquarters with the conclusion that "Hu Lv is in good mental condition and has a strong psychological quality".

After half a month, Hu Lu broke away from this crazy state.The improved version of the instrument that surpassed the data transmission instrument made by staying up late a few days ago was placed at the end of his bed, but he never looked at this instrument that he made by himself and may be the most efficient data transmission in the world. He casually kicked it under the bed, grabbed the hair that covered his eyes, and walked out the door.

When he tidied up his appearance and snorted while holding the warm porridge left in the kitchen by the rest of the executive team, his cell phone rang.

The caller is Chief Wei.When Hu Lu saw the name, he frowned.Although he was no longer interested in the research he had completed, he still remembered the anger of being interrupted by someone who interrupted him many times during the research process.

After hesitating for a while whether to answer or not, Hu Lv pressed the answer button.With this press, Chief Wei's growl was heard immediately.

"Hulu! You haven't come to work for a few days?! You still don't get out of here!"

Hu Li picked out his ears, "No."

Section Chief Wei didn't seem to expect Hu Lu to be so bold, he paused, and then continued to yell loudly, "No?! You thought it was a date! Listen, you have to come to work today, otherwise..."

Hu Li simply hung up the phone, curled his lips and said contemptuously, "A long-winded man."

Too bad just hanging up the phone won't solve anything.No, before Hu Lu rice was finished, Bai Shu came to the door. "Chief Wei said that even if you are kidnapped, you have to be tied up and sent to the department."

Hu Lu supported his face, raised his eyelids and looked at Bai Shu, "How much did he give you?" Without money, Bai Shu would never do such a thankless thing.

Bai Shu stretched out two fingers to compare, then grabbed Hu Lu's arm, "Let's go!"

Hu Li let out a "tsk". "2000 yuan can make you sell friends and ask for money. Your principles are really cheap."

Bai Shu paused, turned around and gave Hu Lv a weird look, "Say, what movie are you watching again?" This kind of normal and profound words are not like what Hu Lv would say.

There is nothing wrong with the saying that money is easy to do.After paying [-] cute pink Mao Zedong cards as a price, Section Chief Wei met Hu Lv in the department as he wished. ——Paying out of his own pocket to let his subordinates come to work, Section Chief Wei is probably the only one who has never been seen before or since.

"You are really courageous, Hu Lu!" Chief Wei sneered angrily, and slapped his hands on the table hard, which shocked the other department members beside him with a bang. "For half a month, not only did I not come to work, but I didn't even have a leave report. Do you treat my place as an amusement park? If you like it, you can come and leave if you don't like it?!"

Hu Li yawned. "Chief Wei, there is a reason why I didn't come. Although I didn't ask for leave, it's not like... aha." This sentence finally ended with a yawn.

Chief Wei stared at him, his chest heaved violently, took several deep breaths, and managed to calm down. "Tell me, what have you been doing recently? Don't lie to me!" Chief Wei sat across from him with his legs crossed and a cigarette in his mouth. The meaning of the threat was self-evident.

Hu Lv supported his face with one hand, looking as if he was not awake. "I'm doing research." Without waiting for Chief Wei to get angry, he put a small boxed device on the table, "This is it. The function is data transmission—oh, the efficiency is twice that of the previous device."

Section Chief Wei's scolding that was about to come out suddenly became hoarse. He picked up the box almost at a snatching speed, connected it to the power supply, turned his finger into an interface, and started it. "Unbelievable, 2.3 times the normal transmission efficiency, the error rate has been reduced by [-]%... Unbelievable..."

"Then, can I go back first?" Hu Li asked with a yawn.Section Chief Wei couldn't care less about Hu Lu at this moment, he was so absorbed in the new transmission device that he couldn't even move his eyes away from it.

Hu Lu stood up and waved to the stunned colleagues beside him, "I'll go first, bye~" The joyful ending made Qin An and the others abruptly click the mouse.

Walking out the door, Hu Lu saw that Bai Shu hadn't left yet. He was talking with someone Hu Lu didn't know, and they seemed to know each other very well.However, Bai Shu has always had a wide range of friends, and Hu Lv has no objection to this.Only now, he had to let his friend go.Hu Lu stepped forward and grabbed Bai Shu's wrist, "Let's go, you brought me here by force, and paying me a meal now, isn't it too much?"

Half an hour later, Bai Shu stood in front of a store with post-modern decoration style, pointed to the signboard of "Blue Love" above his head and asked, "Didn't you say you want to eat, is this a bar?"

"If you're a man, don't babble." Hu Lu walked in first.

Bai Shu scratched his head from behind, and sighed helplessly, "I've said it all, don't watch movies indiscriminately, Ah Lu..."

Now that Hu Lu had already entered, Bai Shu had no choice but to follow.It was already 07:30 at this time, and the general bar had already started business, and this one was no exception.Bai Shu sat down in front of the bar, glanced around the bar, and muttered wonderingly, "Why is this bar full of men?"

The bartender who was wiping the glass smiled at him, "Sir, this place is gay."

"Ah?!" Bai Shu almost fell off the stool.Hu Lv on the side picked up the peanuts on the plate with two fingers and threw them up, opened his mouth to catch them with a "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)hh)) Make you gay."