The Complete Suicide Manual [Rebirth]

It was late at night when Hu Lu returned to the base.On this day, he first completed the task with the executive team, killed someone and was almost killed, and screamed with those fans in the gym for more than two hours. As soon as Hu Lu returned to the base, he climbed up to the third floor to lie down fell on his bed.

The next day, he was woken up by Gu Dong's voice.Squinting his sleepy eyes, he glanced at Gu Dong who was leaning on the door frame at the door, and Hu Lu grabbed the pillow to cover his head, muttering in a low voice. "Deputy Chief, why are you intruding into other people's rooms..."

Gu Dong looked away from the bed, paused, and then raised his hand to put the cigarette into his mouth. "It's not that I broke in, it's that you didn't close the door yesterday."

The walls of Hu Lu's room were covered with Alice's posters, the biggest of which was the promotional poster for last night's concert.If it weren't for the fact that he came back too late yesterday, the photos Hu Lu took himself during the concert last night should be on the wall by now.

"Hmm..." Hu Lv covered his head vigorously, moaning in protest.

"Okay, get up quickly! The doctor and the ghost cooked noodles, and if you are late, you will lose your share." Gu Dong urged.

Hu Lu struggled for a long time, then poked his head out from under the quilt, "...Is it tomato egg noodles?"

God knows why Hu Li is so obsessed with tomato egg noodles.Director Gu responded with some helplessness, "Yes. Dinner will be served in 10 minutes, and it's up to you whether you come or not." After speaking, he turned and walked away.

Hu Lu stayed under the covers for a few more minutes, and when the time was almost up, he slowly got up from the bed. "Aha..." Yawning and standing by the window, Hu Lu realized that it was really getting late after being exposed to the sun.

By the time he packed himself up and went downstairs, everyone else was already sitting at the table.Bai Feng waved his hand to ask Hu Lu to sit next to him, this action was seen by the ghost in the kitchen, and he snorted again.She couldn't bear Bai Feng's clinging to Hu Lu the most.In the pseudo-Hogwarts, she also specially acted with Hu Li for a few days, but she didn't think Hu Li was any good.

The tomato and egg soup was quickly served on the table, and it was so hot that Hu Li's mouth watered.In the execution group, the kitchen is shared, and there is no regulation on who cooks. Most people in the execution group are not picky about food.However, the two women in the executive team, the doctor and the ghost, consciously took over the task of cooking. In the words of the doctor, they are "free food testers, it would be a pity to waste it."

"Wow - doctor, what did you bring?!" Bai Feng jumped down from the chair holding his nose, hiding behind Hu Lv with only his head popping out. "It smells disgusting..."

The others looked at each other apprehensively, but they didn't dare to blurt out what was in their hearts like Bai Feng.Who knows if the doctor will bring the dish to them after saying it?

"You men just don't have the spirit of innovation!" The doctor slammed the bowl of something brown, red or black on the table, and brushed his hair with one hand on his hips, "This is a new product I tested. Special eight-treasure porridge."

"Eight-treasure porridge?" Bai Shu's face turned green, "I don't think I will eat eight-treasure porridge anymore..."

"Doctor?" Hu Lu raised his hand and asked, "What materials are there?"

"Ah Lu! Don't talk to the doctor at this time, you will be dragged into an experiment!" Bai Feng leaned close to Hu Lu's ear and whispered.

"Do an experiment?" Hu Lu's voice was normal, making it clear for everyone to hear, "What experiment?"

Everyone choked in unison, and a bright smile appeared on the doctor's pretty face, "Xiao Baifeng, you seem to be very dissatisfied with me?"

"No, no, no..." Bai Feng stepped back again and again, but bumped into someone.Looking back, it was Gu Dong.

"What are you arguing about again?" Gu Dong looked at the situation in the dining room, and when his eyes fell on the bowl of strangely colored and smelly things on the table, his expression froze for a moment.

"Okay, let's eat. I have something to announce later." Averting his eyes, Gu Dong walked to the seat farthest from the bowl.

"Hey..." I found out, what Gu Dong was afraid of.Hu Lu suddenly laughed sinisterly, the laughter made the two brothers Bai Feng and Bai Shu beside him shiver.

The ghost yelled in the kitchen, and Bai Shu yelled, "Let me get the bowls and chopsticks" and immediately ran over, away from the battlefield.Hu Lu reached out to pick up the bowl of unknown substance that the doctor called "special eight-treasure porridge", put it under the nose of other people's pale faces, sniffed it, and stirred it with a spoon.

"Hmm... black rice, red beans, preserved eggs, red pepper, coriander... what are the other three?" Hu Lu put on an air of a good student.

The doctor smiled and said, "It's better not to announce the answer directly. Can anyone taste it?"

Everyone is silent.The doctor continued, "Speaking of which, the guy I worked with yesterday rushed out of his head as soon as he got his blood on his head, and left the support staff (her role in the execution team is just like her name, she is a doctor) under the nose of the enemy. , what do you say, stupid man?"

In the kitchen, Bai Shu slipped his foot and almost dropped all the dishes and chopsticks to the ground. "Well... In the end, you're okay, ahhaha, it's fine, it's fine..."

"So what you said yesterday that you are responsible is referring to this." Hu Lu glanced at Bai Shu, just when Bai Shu thought he was dead, Hu Lu suddenly turned his head and looked at Gu Dong on the other side. "Speaking of which, the boss is also responsible for subordinates doing stupid things, what do you think, deputy chief?"

This sentence completely inherited the doctor's tone and sentence structure, even the threatening tone was exactly the same.

Without waiting for Gu Dong to speak, Hu Lu stood up and walked behind Gu Dong as if teleporting, and put the bowl of "special eight-treasure porridge" in front of Gu Dong.The smell mixed with preserved egg, chili, coriander and other unknown strange smells rushed straight to the nose, and cold sweat broke out from Gu Dong's forehead almost at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Hu Lv..." Hu Lv interrupted him without speaking as he pretended to be calm. "Deputy chief, don't you admit your mistake? Besides the doctor, I was almost beaten to death yesterday, what about the agreed four and ten minutes? You were late for 10 minute and 1 seconds, deputy chief..."

These words hit Gu Dong's head like a sledgehammer.The fact that the doctor was arrested was indeed Bai Shu's fault. Bai Shu's fault was indeed due to his dereliction of duty. If you have to say it, Hu Lu's matter was indeed his fault. He did not take the traffic situation into account, but... ...this bowl of porridge looks too...

"Deputy chief, let's do this. The doctor and I don't ask you to finish drinking it, as long as you taste what the remaining three ingredients are. Is that okay?" Hu Li picked up a spoon and scooped it up, and sent it to the Gu Dong's mouth.

Gu Dong raised his head and looked around. Except for the doctor who was standing at the other end of the dining table and smiling, everyone else had an expression of "Deputy Chief, you can go at ease".

These unreliable bastards!Gu Dong roared in his heart.

The spoon touched Gu Dong's lips, and Hu Lu said with a smile as if coaxing a child, "Ah..."

Gudong swallowed his saliva, Gu Dong opened his mouth and swallowed the spoonful of porridge.Immediately, his face turned pale. "...What the hell is..." What is it...

Snapped.Gu Dong fell down.

"Well, it's so risky." Hu Lv swiftly removed the bowl, turned his head and gave Gu Dong a look, "I said Deputy Chief, you didn't do it on purpose, did you?"

Gu Dong: "..." has temporarily lost the ability to speak.

"Ah?" Gu Dong poked Gu Dong's face with his finger, poked it, and poked it again. "Painted out? Tsk, so fragile."

"Okay, dinner is ready!" The ghost came out of the kitchen with a bowl of noodles, and saw Gu Dong lying on the table. "Huh? What happened to the deputy chief?"

The others silently served bowls, sandwiched noodles, lowered their heads and sucked and sucked, their movements were very consistent.Hu Lv continued to poke and prod while feeling impressed with Gu Dong's cheek, "Well, the deputy chief said that he is not hungry for the time being, but he is a little sleepy..."

A Feng couldn't see it, he opened his mouth, but finally closed it.One is my boss and the other is half of my apprentice (A Feng taught Hu Lu to use a gun). It is not good to help either side, so let's not help either side!Speaking of which, Hu Lu was indeed dangerous yesterday. Although A Feng, who was originally a member of the special forces, admired the fact that half of his apprentice was relentless in attacking the enemy, it was still too much for a newcomer to face the enemy alone.

He quickly finished his breakfast, patted the bald head on the shoulder, glanced at Hu Lv, got up and went out.The bald head touched his bare head, and said to Hu Lv, "Ah Feng said that your actual combat ability is still too bad. It's a shame to lose in one-on-one, and it's because the other party has no abilities. In case..."

In terms of force value, Baldhead and Afeng are definitely in the forefront of the execution group.Both of them are hard-to-hard types, but Afeng is better at firearms, while Bald prefers unarmed combat.In the past two months, when Gu Dong had no time to personally supervise Hu Lv, these two people were teaching Hu Lv.A Feng is in charge of the firearms, and the bald head is in charge of training Hu Lu's ability to avoid physical attacks-he is also powerless against Hu Lu in fighting and so on.

For these two strong men who have come out of actual combat, Hu Lu's danger is firstly due to his own lack of strength, and secondly, it is because other people's rescue is not timely.Instead of holding other people accountable, it is better to raise Hu Lu's strength, this is the fundamental solution to the problem.

"Come to the training ground after eating, and Afeng and I will wait for you below." The bald head put down the bowl and chopsticks and said to Hu Lv.

Hu Lv blinked and was about to say something when the doctor smiled and said to the bald head, "Not today! I finally got the deputy chief down, so I have to go out and have a good time today!" Although she originally said The one who wants to bring it down is that bastard Bai Shu!

Put it down or something... "That...doctor...it's not good for you to be so blunt..." Bai Shu said weakly from the side.

"Also, have you forgotten? Although Hu Lu's wound is healed, the pain won't go away until he heals." The doctor ignored Bai Shu and put his hand on the bald shoulder, "You won't Do you want Hu Lu to fight you with twice the pain?"

As soon as he mentioned his field, the bald-headed smile on his face immediately turned serious. "What is this little pain! A man should fight even if his limbs are broken!"

"Tsk tsk, that's really grand, why don't you ask Hu Lu if he wants to?" The doctor shrugged, "He would be more willing to go out and relax with us. Alas, go shopping, watch movies, sing K and so on... ..."

"That's right! Ah Lu is going to go out with us! I want to go to that newly opened candy store!" Bai Feng booed from the side, causing the ghost to snort again.

When it comes to singing, Hu Lu immediately remembered one thing.He raised his hand and waved at Bai Shu. "Bai Shu, help me print this into a full-size poster." He took out a memory card. "There are sixteen sheets inside. I want two copies of each." One is posted on the wall, and the other is kept in a box.

"Yesterday, Alice?" Everyone in the executive team knows that Hu Lu likes Alice. This is not the first time that Bai Shu has printed posters for him. The posters in Hu Lu's room are all over the walls. , More than half of them passed through Bai Shu's hands.Bai Shu was running around all day long, and he could get along with anyone. If it was Hu Lu, he might not even be able to find a printing factory for odd jobs without using the database.

"Yes, yes, but," Bai Shu leaned on his height and put his elbow on Hu Lu's shoulder, "Ah Lu, you haven't paid me for printing posters a few times ago." He is also a breadwinner. (Specifically pointing to Bai Feng) man, every month's salary has been turned into snacks and toys for his precious brother, and he doesn't agree to make money.

Hu Lv glanced at him, and his attitude was so natural that it was outrageous, "Don't you know that I have been deducted two months' salary? I don't have any money now." The 600 yuan that I got from Mr. There are still some left, but the doctor said that he will go out to play today, so he must not go out with an empty wallet.

"..." Bai Shu's eyes widened, "You still want to print posters without money? Do you know that the kind of professional printing you require is very expensive?"

"Cut, isn't it just money!" Hu Li rolled his eyes and looked at him sideways, "Don't talk about money with me when I'm a friend!"

Ah Lu, what movie did you watch indiscriminately?Bai Shu slumped his shoulders, "Hey, it seems that you asked me for help first?" How can there be any reason to ask someone to help and ask for money?

Hu Lu scratched his hair, "Then, shall I transfer some money from the bank to you first?"

Bai Shu was stunned for a moment, then patted Hu Lu on the shoulder and laughed, "A Lu, don't pretend to be poor if you have money in your account! Okay, brother will take care of this for you!" He said, patting his chest.

Hu Lv blinked, "Bai Shu, are you an idiot? If I have money in my account, I won't be in arrears with you."

Bai Shu's laughter stopped, "Then you don't mean..." He thought of Hu Lu's earth-shattering Internet technology, and a bad premonition arose in his heart.

"I said, transfer money from the bank. Don't worry, just find an idle account and transfer some money, it's very simple." As long as you avoid the monitoring system of the bank network, there are almost no such accounts that have not been used for ten thousand years. People care about the balance in it, if it is a little less, no one will notice.

Bai Shu almost knelt down. "Ah, is that a crime?"

"If you don't get caught, you won't be." Hu Lu's attitude was so calm that it was embarrassing.

Bai Shu sighed, feeling himself a few years older by Hu Lu. "Okay, don't do that kind of thing. I'll give you a cushion first, and I'll take it from you after next month's salary is paid."

Putting the memory card into his trouser pocket, and being told by Hu Lu, "Be sure to print it quickly", Bai Shu stood up straight, and patted Hu Lu's shoulder, "Do you still have money for it recently? I I don't want to see you in criminal court one day."

"...I have enough now..." Hu Lu paused, then suddenly smiled and stretched out his hand, "Not enough, no, I have no money at all! Lend me some money!" People who have money and don't take it are idiots!

Hey, I heard it all!A vein popped up on Bai Shu's forehead, "You little brat..." Having said that, he still took out his wallet.

In the dining room, everyone was arguing and quarreling, staring and staring, and it was lively, but a voice suddenly sounded.

"...What are you doing?!" Gu Dong covered his mouth and raised his head, his face was still pale, the hair on his forehead was wet with sweat, but his narrowed eyes were particularly sharp. "Go shopping (look at the doctor and the ghost), buy sugar (look at Bai Feng), fight (look at the bald head), rob a bank (look at Hu Lu and Bai Shu), huh? You guys are quite brave!"

The bald head tiptoed towards the door, but with his 1.9-meter-two height and muscular burly figure, no matter what he did, he was eye-catching.Gu Dong glanced over and fixed him in place.

"Baldhead, I didn't mention you, you even raised your tail? Yesterday at Yanxialing, you left the team without permission and almost couldn't find your way. Do you want me to say this again?" Ah Feng went to bring the bald head back, this kind of thing is really enough!

The bald head shrank his head, he couldn't even utter a rebuttal, and he didn't have the momentum to confront the doctor just now.

"Since you are all so energetic, let's start summarizing the meeting this morning! Now go to the meeting room... Ugh!" How dare you put that bowl of biological weapons in his mouth!Gu Dong stared, but his eyes gradually became loose, "Hu... Lu..." Bang, he fell down again.

"So we can continue?" Hu Li put down the empty spoon and raised his head with a smile.

Everyone: =mouth=!

Dead silence.After a while, everyone seemed to come back to their senses and started to move.

Doctor: "Ah, I remembered, the time for the KTV private room I reserved is coming up, ghost, let's go." Don't stay here even if you die!

Bai Feng: "Doctor, I want to go too!" Don't stay here even if you die!

Bai Shu: "Then add me!" Don't stay here even if you die!

Bald head: "..." Don't even die—no, he can't leave Ah Feng alone! "I, I'm going to the training room..."

Hu Lv touched his chin and smiled slyly.In this case……

"I'll go too." He leaned over to support Gu Dong, "Also, the deputy chief should go with us too! It's very pitiful to leave him here alone."

Everyone immediately showed the expression of being struck by lightning.

"Ah, that's right." Hu Lu took out a watch from his pocket and threw it at the bald head. "For you. Miniature holographic projection navigator. Voice-activated, I have entered your voiceprint."

"Then, let's go!" Hu Lu looked back at the crowd and smiled happily.I don't know if it was an illusion, but everyone saw a large field of lilies blooming behind him.

The author has something to say: If you don’t have money, you can take money from other people’s accounts. The attitude is so natural, so everyone should be able to imagine how lawless Hu Lu was in his previous life, right?Leaving him alone will definitely make him play off! (￣▽￣")

Who said that Hu Lu was unhappy in the executive team, some were bossing around (Bai Shu: Hey!), some were working together (doctor: huh, are you talking about me?), some were worshiping (Bai Feng: I like Hu Lu the most!), and some were fighting against each other. Not pleasing to the eye (Ghost: I just don’t like him!), someone to guide (bald head + A Feng: Hu Lu has to work hard!), and someone who can cheat (Gu Dong: ...).

Is there a better place than this? ╮(￣▽￣")╭