Brother, don't pinch your face!
Chapter 67
Of course Li Jun didn't know about Li Xuan's worries, and he wouldn't know.What makes him depressed now is that his brother seems to be revenge for his outspokenness last time. Not only did he not know how to restrain himself, but he even intensified his efforts to dress him up more "flashyly".This flamboyance does not refer to his character, but to his attire.
Every time he goes out, he has the illusion of needles on his back. Brother, why don’t you join the fashion industry? I’m just a student, a student. What’s the matter with these strangely shaped over-the-knee boots? The Lun family is a male child.What's the matter with this kind of British jazz hat that steals the spotlight, the little heads of the Lun family can't hold it.And this elegant dark green silk scarf, it doesn't matter if it doesn't block the wind at all, what's the matter with the fairy air rushing towards you, it makes the little face of the Lun family look tender and unmanly, okay?
This is not the most bloody thing, what makes Li Jun collapse the most is that before Li Xuan picked him up, he was only at the school gate, and it was usually very late, and there were not many people in the campus.But recently, my brother called as soon as the bell rang after class in the afternoon. He always wore sunglasses and leaned next to the black big Ben in a suit and leather shoes. The lips and the cold aura made Li Jun immediately think of some kind of vampire aristocrat of high bloodline, okay?
Every time, he had to hide weakly behind a big and thick century-old tree next to the school gate. It was not until the crowd dispersed on the busy main road of the campus after class that Li Jun sneaked into the car and said Obediently yelling "I want to eat pork chop rice", but secretly scolding him as a gentle scum, pretending to be aggressive depends on the occasion, okay?The look of daring to be angry but not speaking clearly shows that he is upset, so hurry up and send your face here for me to bite, you bastard!
"Baby, you're scolding me again in your heart." Li Xuan sat in the driver's seat, staring at the road in front of him without blinking, but his face was filled with grief, "Is it because I spoil you too much that you crawl It's on top of me."
Who climbed on your head, who even cares about what underwear I wear every day!I'm the one who doesn't have human rights, figure it out!
Yes, thanks to this black-bellied man, Li Jun has completed the transformation from a pure and innocent middle school boy to Shen Jingbing who always complains and roars!
Life is amazing, and it's only been seven short months.Last September, when he entered T University, he was still a little boy who could only act coquettishly. Now, his life is completely turned upside down. Not only is he living with his brother, oh, let me add a word, it is the kind of cohabitation between lovers, and For the first time in my life, I changed my purpose in life.
Oh, are you going to ask him what life purpose he changed.In fact, it hasn't changed much, it's just changed from the previous, unswervingly relying on the older brother to eat and drink, to, unswervingly catching up with the older brother, loving and killing each other.Oh, bah bah, how could it be that they fell in love and killed each other.That is love each other.
That's right, although sometimes I feel more and more difficult to deal with my brother's black belly, but Li Jun also believes in his heart time and time again that he can't do without his brother, and he really falls in love with his brother.No matter what happened, happy, sad, wronged, the only thing in his mind was the familiar face of his brother.
Li Jun leaned quietly on the back of the passenger seat, staring blankly at the rapidly receding scenery by the window, and suddenly said, "Brother, do you know what people at school say about you?"
"How to say?" Li Xuan didn't care.
Li Jun turned around with a secretive look on his face, "They said you hooked up with a romantic female boss."
"Oh, why am I the one who hooked up with others? Shouldn't it be someone else who hooked up with me?" Li Xuan turned the steering wheel, and the car stepped on the Wutong Road steadily. On both sides of the road are tall French plane trees, which are neat and uniform, as if they are in full swing sentry.
Li Jun froze for a moment, probably wondering why his brother wasn't angry at all, but after thinking about it carefully, it wasn't right, could it be that the current female boss is so kind.
But he took a closer look, and now his elder brother has already faded away from the immaturity of the first time involved in society—it can’t be said that, the elder brother seems to have never been immature==|||, he is tall, with profound features, and the expression on his face No trace of cracks can be seen under the microscope. No one would guess that he is still a college student who has not graduated.In contrast, with his body as white as a chicken, coupled with his delicate and soft features, no wonder Yanyan teased him every time that he looked like a high school student no matter what.
Besides, not to mention the most unbearable female boss, even myself, as the same sex, can't help but bleed every time I see my brother's sexy body and strong muscles with a mature man's breath. Saliva.
At the thought of this, Li Jun's facial features were pulled down, and he only now felt that the sense of crisis was everywhere.
He cautiously moved closer and asked tentatively, "Brother, you won't be confused by beauty, will you?"
Li Xuan raised his eyebrows, and looked at him like an idiot, "Why not."
What my brother said was so natural, Li Jun was angry, "Why are you so vulgar?"
"Vulgar?" Li Xuan turned his head and glanced at Li Jun, his tone was still calm but Li Jun could hear a bit of disdain, "Which man doesn't love beauties, brother should not eat fireworks in the world."
But, but!Li Jun pursed his lips, feeling annoyed in his heart, but he was still stubborn, "What kind of beauty is that kind of middle-aged woman, there is only fat left on her body..."
There was a squeaking sound of brakes, and Li Xuan almost slammed the steering wheel onto the sidewalk next to him.He couldn't bear it anymore!Why is the little fox so sour when he eats vinegar!However, it really made him laugh out loud.
Although he doesn't have that habit, but after what the little fox said, he seems... In the future, he should take a detour when he sees that kind of female boss who still has charm. What, it's really disgusting~~
Seeing his brother laughing loudly, still in the tendency of not being able to hold back, Li Jun blushed up to the ears.He thought that his brother was laughing at him again, so he just broke the jar, anyway, he didn't have much face in front of his brother.
"I'm not right, half-old lady or something, only the kind of old man whose teeth can't be knocked can experience any charm. Normal men who like to fry cold rice, or be spit out after being eaten cold rice!"
"Stop—" Even though Li Xuan's heart is strong, he can't stand it.He hasn't eaten anything yet, and his stomach is already nauseated.Although he has no interest in that type at all, the little fox has successfully left an indelible shadow in his heart.
Really, if you don't make a song, it's a blockbuster.What are those women who cry, make trouble and hang themselves three times? Only then did he realize that his little fox can kill several companies in an instant by just moving his mouth with jealousy!It's still the one with blood in every word!
He will never tease the little fox again, he is afraid that the fire of the little fox will distort his normal ability to judge a certain type of people!
There was a red light ahead, Li Xuan stopped the car, and looked at the little fox who was still angry with lingering fear.
After observing for a few seconds, Li Xuan couldn't restrain his elation again. Anyway, his little fox was jealous because of him. He didn't bother to care about those innocent people who were slandered for no reason.
The little fox eating vinegar is so cute, his ears are bleeding red, and his face is bluffing, but his pouty mouth and puffy cheeks make people want to pinch them.
Really, it was because the little fox always aroused his abusive heart unconsciously, so he never tired of it, just wanted to tease this little guy anytime and anywhere.
Li Xuan looked at it, and his bad thoughts rose again.
Every time he goes out, he has the illusion of needles on his back. Brother, why don’t you join the fashion industry? I’m just a student, a student. What’s the matter with these strangely shaped over-the-knee boots? The Lun family is a male child.What's the matter with this kind of British jazz hat that steals the spotlight, the little heads of the Lun family can't hold it.And this elegant dark green silk scarf, it doesn't matter if it doesn't block the wind at all, what's the matter with the fairy air rushing towards you, it makes the little face of the Lun family look tender and unmanly, okay?
This is not the most bloody thing, what makes Li Jun collapse the most is that before Li Xuan picked him up, he was only at the school gate, and it was usually very late, and there were not many people in the campus.But recently, my brother called as soon as the bell rang after class in the afternoon. He always wore sunglasses and leaned next to the black big Ben in a suit and leather shoes. The lips and the cold aura made Li Jun immediately think of some kind of vampire aristocrat of high bloodline, okay?
Every time, he had to hide weakly behind a big and thick century-old tree next to the school gate. It was not until the crowd dispersed on the busy main road of the campus after class that Li Jun sneaked into the car and said Obediently yelling "I want to eat pork chop rice", but secretly scolding him as a gentle scum, pretending to be aggressive depends on the occasion, okay?The look of daring to be angry but not speaking clearly shows that he is upset, so hurry up and send your face here for me to bite, you bastard!
"Baby, you're scolding me again in your heart." Li Xuan sat in the driver's seat, staring at the road in front of him without blinking, but his face was filled with grief, "Is it because I spoil you too much that you crawl It's on top of me."
Who climbed on your head, who even cares about what underwear I wear every day!I'm the one who doesn't have human rights, figure it out!
Yes, thanks to this black-bellied man, Li Jun has completed the transformation from a pure and innocent middle school boy to Shen Jingbing who always complains and roars!
Life is amazing, and it's only been seven short months.Last September, when he entered T University, he was still a little boy who could only act coquettishly. Now, his life is completely turned upside down. Not only is he living with his brother, oh, let me add a word, it is the kind of cohabitation between lovers, and For the first time in my life, I changed my purpose in life.
Oh, are you going to ask him what life purpose he changed.In fact, it hasn't changed much, it's just changed from the previous, unswervingly relying on the older brother to eat and drink, to, unswervingly catching up with the older brother, loving and killing each other.Oh, bah bah, how could it be that they fell in love and killed each other.That is love each other.
That's right, although sometimes I feel more and more difficult to deal with my brother's black belly, but Li Jun also believes in his heart time and time again that he can't do without his brother, and he really falls in love with his brother.No matter what happened, happy, sad, wronged, the only thing in his mind was the familiar face of his brother.
Li Jun leaned quietly on the back of the passenger seat, staring blankly at the rapidly receding scenery by the window, and suddenly said, "Brother, do you know what people at school say about you?"
"How to say?" Li Xuan didn't care.
Li Jun turned around with a secretive look on his face, "They said you hooked up with a romantic female boss."
"Oh, why am I the one who hooked up with others? Shouldn't it be someone else who hooked up with me?" Li Xuan turned the steering wheel, and the car stepped on the Wutong Road steadily. On both sides of the road are tall French plane trees, which are neat and uniform, as if they are in full swing sentry.
Li Jun froze for a moment, probably wondering why his brother wasn't angry at all, but after thinking about it carefully, it wasn't right, could it be that the current female boss is so kind.
But he took a closer look, and now his elder brother has already faded away from the immaturity of the first time involved in society—it can’t be said that, the elder brother seems to have never been immature==|||, he is tall, with profound features, and the expression on his face No trace of cracks can be seen under the microscope. No one would guess that he is still a college student who has not graduated.In contrast, with his body as white as a chicken, coupled with his delicate and soft features, no wonder Yanyan teased him every time that he looked like a high school student no matter what.
Besides, not to mention the most unbearable female boss, even myself, as the same sex, can't help but bleed every time I see my brother's sexy body and strong muscles with a mature man's breath. Saliva.
At the thought of this, Li Jun's facial features were pulled down, and he only now felt that the sense of crisis was everywhere.
He cautiously moved closer and asked tentatively, "Brother, you won't be confused by beauty, will you?"
Li Xuan raised his eyebrows, and looked at him like an idiot, "Why not."
What my brother said was so natural, Li Jun was angry, "Why are you so vulgar?"
"Vulgar?" Li Xuan turned his head and glanced at Li Jun, his tone was still calm but Li Jun could hear a bit of disdain, "Which man doesn't love beauties, brother should not eat fireworks in the world."
But, but!Li Jun pursed his lips, feeling annoyed in his heart, but he was still stubborn, "What kind of beauty is that kind of middle-aged woman, there is only fat left on her body..."
There was a squeaking sound of brakes, and Li Xuan almost slammed the steering wheel onto the sidewalk next to him.He couldn't bear it anymore!Why is the little fox so sour when he eats vinegar!However, it really made him laugh out loud.
Although he doesn't have that habit, but after what the little fox said, he seems... In the future, he should take a detour when he sees that kind of female boss who still has charm. What, it's really disgusting~~
Seeing his brother laughing loudly, still in the tendency of not being able to hold back, Li Jun blushed up to the ears.He thought that his brother was laughing at him again, so he just broke the jar, anyway, he didn't have much face in front of his brother.
"I'm not right, half-old lady or something, only the kind of old man whose teeth can't be knocked can experience any charm. Normal men who like to fry cold rice, or be spit out after being eaten cold rice!"
"Stop—" Even though Li Xuan's heart is strong, he can't stand it.He hasn't eaten anything yet, and his stomach is already nauseated.Although he has no interest in that type at all, the little fox has successfully left an indelible shadow in his heart.
Really, if you don't make a song, it's a blockbuster.What are those women who cry, make trouble and hang themselves three times? Only then did he realize that his little fox can kill several companies in an instant by just moving his mouth with jealousy!It's still the one with blood in every word!
He will never tease the little fox again, he is afraid that the fire of the little fox will distort his normal ability to judge a certain type of people!
There was a red light ahead, Li Xuan stopped the car, and looked at the little fox who was still angry with lingering fear.
After observing for a few seconds, Li Xuan couldn't restrain his elation again. Anyway, his little fox was jealous because of him. He didn't bother to care about those innocent people who were slandered for no reason.
The little fox eating vinegar is so cute, his ears are bleeding red, and his face is bluffing, but his pouty mouth and puffy cheeks make people want to pinch them.
Really, it was because the little fox always aroused his abusive heart unconsciously, so he never tired of it, just wanted to tease this little guy anytime and anywhere.
Li Xuan looked at it, and his bad thoughts rose again.
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