Brother, don't pinch your face!

When Li Jun woke up, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon, and he didn't know if his roommate came back at noon, and there was no one in the dormitory.

Trying to rub his eyes, Li Jun subconsciously went to grope under the bed, and after digging out for a long time, he found that his mobile phone had been lost since last night.Thinking about it carefully, after he entered the private room with Cao Hao, he was inexplicably captured by that Young Master Jiang. He must have accidentally dropped his phone while struggling, but since his brother found it, could it be that some kind-hearted person picked up his phone? ?But who is it? He doesn't dare to go to the night to ask again. If his brother finds out, uh!Thinking about it makes me feel scared, who is responsible for his sick appearance now!

I got out of bed in a daze, washed my face, picked up the textbook and left the dormitory. There is a professional class at four o'clock. The professor Li Jun is very fond of it, so naturally he is going to take it.

As soon as he entered the lecture theater, Li Jun saw several buddies in the dormitory gathered by the window, and Su Jiaming waved to him cheerfully. Li Jun usually sat in the third row, but now he was sitting in the black Eye circles, red and swollen lips, pouting when walking, it's better not to be seen by his dear Mediterranean professor.

With a measure in his mind, Li Jun tried his best to slow down his pace and walked over. Yin Yu saw that he sat down and supported the table with one hand first, and then slowly moved his hips down. For some reason, he felt a little weird in his heart. A little more guesswork.He pursed his lips, but in the end he didn't ask anything, but Su Jiaming smiled and said, "Xiao Jun, why do you look like a pregnant woman", which got Li Jun to roll his eyes a few times.

Due to physical discomfort, Li Jun didn't listen to much in one class. As soon as the bell rang, he walked towards the door sleepily. Unexpectedly, there was a familiar voice behind him. He looked back, hey!Isn't this Cao Hao who worked in the dark last night?

I thought my image was very decadent, but I didn't expect that the dark circles under Cao Hao's eyelids were worse than his.Li Jun was a little puzzled, did he actually work in the bar all night last night, he must have worked too hard, didn't he have a stomachache last night.

Seeing Li Jun's strange walking posture just now, Cao Hao's heart was agitated. Now that he took a closer look, Li Jun's swollen and tall lips looked like they had been severely ravaged, and he felt a little complicated for no reason.

But it was only a split second, and in the next second he felt a sharp gaze cast over him. Cao Hao raised his eyes and saw that person standing next to Li Jun, not Yin Yu, who else? !It's just that there was a hint of warning besides sharpness in those eyes. Cao Hao stared at him for a few seconds, then lowered his eyes slightly, and after a while, he stretched out his hand and stuffed something cold into Li Jun's hand, "Your cell phone .”

After Cao Hao said these four words, he left. He lowered his head and walked hurriedly. Li Jun, who finally came to his senses after a pause, shouted behind him: "Thank you, Cao Hao!"

Seeing Li Jun holding the phone and grinning happily, the black eyes behind Yin Yu's glasses flickered slightly, showing a look of doting.It's a pity that Jun Li couldn't see it.

Turning on the phone, there are two missed calls and one unread message on the screen, both of them are pretty, and the message is concise and rude: invite me to dinner tonight, or come see me soon! ! !

Forehead!Looking at the three exclamation marks, Li Jun felt a little dark, but he dared not disobey Yan Yan's words, otherwise he would have no peace in the days to come.

Rubbing his stomach, Li Jun remembered that he hadn't eaten at noon. At this moment, he thought of one thing. Normally, his brother would come to pick him up for dinner on time, and there were a lot of life-threatening serial calls every day, but there was no movement today.Why did Mao feel a sense of loss when he walked out of the teaching building today and didn't see his brother?Is it really a habit at work?

Cough cough, what habit, my brother clearly used punishment to see his own jokes last night, so I don't want to think about him?snort!

Seeing Li Jun biting his lower lip fiercely, Yin Yu's handsome brows were furrowed, he lowered his eyes slightly, lowered his head, not knowing what to think.

"Xiao Jun, do you have an appointment?" After a long silence, Yin Yu finally spoke first.

"Ah, no, no..." Only then did Li Jun feel that he was lost in thought, and he was a little embarrassed for a while. He smiled, "Yanyan asked me to treat her to dinner, and it happens that we are going to study by ourselves at night, how about Come with you too."

"No," Yin Yu looked at his watch, "I'll wait for you at the gate of Shaw Building at seven o'clock."

Li Jun was not reluctant, after all, Yin Yu and Yan Yan were not familiar, so he greeted Yin Yu readily and left.

When he got to Yan Yanyue's restaurant, Li Jun realized that there were two tables of people sitting in the private room!Li Jun was embarrassing at the time, no wonder Yan Yan asked him to bring enough wallets, so he wanted to use himself as a cash machine? !

After Yanyan greeted him, she was immediately dragged away by the people at the other table.Looking at the crowd of strangers at these two tables, Li Jun wondered whether he should leave his wallet and leave first.

While he was in a daze, Li Jun saw a familiar figure, "Brother Monkey!"

Wen Minhao had seen Li Jun a long time ago, and was about to wave him over, the smile on his face stiffened when he heard this name, but he knew that the kid had no intention of doing it, so he immediately pulled Li Jun Let's chat.

During chatting with Wen Minhao, Li Jun and Wen Minhao realized that today Yan Yan's box was full for a birthday party, but he clearly remembered that Yan Yan's birthday had already passed.

But he didn't say it out, no matter what, he would never tear down Yanyan's platform.

Because of the bruises on his lips, Li Jun could only eat some bland food, and he was quite depressed, obviously he paid the bill, but he didn't eat any of it.

This sullen mood directly caused Li Jun to resolutely refuse when Yan Yan asked him if he would go to sing K together after the meal.I don't know why, but he was a little annoyed.

But Yanyan is not willing to let him go, she brought Li Jun here today to pay the bill, but in fact... Hehe, Li Xiaojun, please thank me in the future.

Even though he was in the KTV on campus, Li Jun didn't dare to forget his brother's warning to him last night. On the way, he sent a message to Li Xuan to report, and Li Jun entered the box with a little peace of mind.

After going in, hide in the corner secretly, and sneak out when Yanyan is not paying attention. He only found out last night that he is allergic to alcohol. He was dodged just now at the dinner table. The KTV magic horse should be more It's dangerous.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered, he saw people who didn't sing spontaneously forming a circle. Someone was guessing the size with dice. Those who lost had to drink as a fine. After watching for 2 minutes, the two bottles of wine on the table were actually drunk. Li Jun touched his butt that was still aching, and Li Jun strengthened his plan.

As soon as Yanyan entered the door, she saw Li Jun sitting quietly in the corner, hum, don't think I can't see you if you hide.

Quietly approaching Li Jun, I didn't expect Li Xiaojun to stare at the phone in a daze, and didn't even notice that she was so close.

Seeing Li Xiaojun staring at the phone screen in a daze, Yan Yan was a little puzzled, what happened to Li Xiaojun today, could it be that I killed him for a meal, and he was always depressed.

"Li Xiaojun..." Yan Yan pinched her throat, wanting to tease Li Jun, but she cried out in shock when she saw Li Jun turning his head.

Hearing the gloomy voice, Li Jun was so frightened that he almost dropped his phone on the ground with an "ah". When he looked back, it was Yan Yan, and he pouted, but he didn't say anything. Are there still few pranks? Anyway, I always suffer, so it's better not to waste saliva.

Yan Yan didn't seem to see his reaction, she grabbed Li Jun's chin with her demonic claws, stared at Li Jun's face with her two big eyes for a full 30 seconds, and then asked seriously: "Li Xiaojun, what are you doing?" What happened to this mouth, what bit it?"

Forehead!

Li Jun immediately covered his lips, and explained as if trying to cover up: "I didn't get bitten by anyone, I accidentally... accidentally dropped it."

"Who?!" Yan Yan, who was 1.7 meters tall, pressed down and threatened.

"It's already been said who is it?" Li Jun raised his voice, but unfortunately his mouth was too wide, and his lips were "hissing" painfully.

Yan Yan pinched one cheek with one hand, making Li Jun cry out in pain, "I just asked what you were bitten by, but you answered no one. Hehe, it turned out that you were bitten by a beauty. Tell my sister, she is who?"

Only then did Li Jun realize that he had fallen into Yan Yan's language trap.But he couldn't say that it was because he was "bitten" by his brother, that Yanyan probably would have been laughing at him for four years in college.

"Hmph! Don't say it, right? If you don't say it, I'll pinch until you say it." Yan Yan squeezed Li Xiaojun's cheek hard with her hand, and threatened with familiarity.

Li Jun grinned in pain, the wound on his mouth had just healed, being pulled by Yan Yan, it was almost to death.

"Yanyan, it's your turn, come here quickly!"

During the stalemate, Wen Minhao in front of the karaoke stage seemingly unintentionally called Yan Yan.Li Junru came to the amnesty, and quickly said in a very cooperative manner: "Yanyan, brother monkey is calling you." Hehe, long live, long live, long live, brother monkey!

Yan Yan reluctantly left, and soon the light in the box was dimmed, and there was a roar in the room, Li Jun took a closer look, and Yan Yan and Brother Monkey sang a love song together.

In fact, if you listen carefully, what the two sang really sounded like that. Soon there were bursts of whistles and applause in the room, and someone even held the hands of the two together in a mischievous manner.

Only one person in the box noticed that a white figure slipped out quietly while everyone was booing in high spirits.