Brother, don't pinch your face!
Chapter 113
Li Jun seemed to be petrified by Li Xuan's never-before-seen roar.He opened his eyes wide and looked at the man who was a little out of control in front of him, and opened his mouth wide.
When he reacted, Li Jun suddenly realized that his tears were streaming down again.
As if to cover up his gaffe, Li Jun wiped his tears with his hands, and yelled back——
"Li Xuan, you bastard! Big bastard! I just like to be angry, I like not to talk to you, I like to stay in hotels. I want you to take care of me. I don't care if you are annoying or not, you are not mine!"
The veins on Li Xuan's forehead popped up, and he squeezed Li Jun's chin fiercely, "Li Xiaojun! Say it again, dare to say the last sentence again!"
Li Jun grinned like a donkey, his chin was tightly bound and hurt, but he still opened his mouth with difficulty and spit out those hurtful words, "Just say it, you are not mine! Why are you telling me what to do! It's annoying!"
As soon as his words fell, Li Xuan let go of his chin, picked him up and put him on the table, and began to take off his pants.
Li Jun panicked, and hurriedly covered his trousers, punched and kicked, and kept talking, "Li Xuan, you bastard! Hooligan! Pervert! I want to sue you!"
"All right, all right! I'll tell you to sue!" Li Xuan pulled off his pants, and took Xiao Nei Nei to his knees.
Li Jun is in an unfavorable position, but he still kicked his left foot at Li Xuan's crotch with all his strength. Who knew that Li Xuan grabbed him with one hand, picked up his waist with the other hand, and gave him a 360° big kick. Turning around, in a blink of an eye Li Jun changed from facing up to lying on his stomach, his chin was rubbed against the wooden board of his body, and his skin was rubbed off.But he had no time to think about these, he just crawled forward in fear, wanting to stay away from the demon behind him.
There were three "pops, pops", and the crisp and loud Sanji fried pork with bamboo shoots was made to an unusual standard, which was particularly eye-catching in this silent night.
Li Jun's body stiffened suddenly, Li Xuan thought he was frightened, so he raised his hand and said twice, "I tell you to sue, sue brother, why don't you speak, Li Xiaojun!"
Li Jun was really terrified at first, when he realized that his brother was spanking his own butt, or stripped his PP and was beating him in the dormitory, he immediately yelled, "You...you pervert, you are so old. Loves to spank people! Put me down!"
Li Xuan held the little guy's hands behind his back and held them in his palms. Li Jun couldn't find a fulcrum to exert force at all, so he could only twist and curse.
Li Xuan didn't care at all, the strength in his hands didn't decrease at all, he just said viciously: "Okay, I'm perverted, then you should shout louder, let others see that you are so big and you are still being spanked by your brother!"
Hearing that Li Jun was indeed anxious, this dilapidated dormitory was not soundproof, as long as there was someone nearby, he would be attracted by his own voice every minute.I don't know if anyone has come back from this floor at this moment? !
Thinking of this, Li Jun pursed his lips, his voice was soft but still very firm, "You put me down, you are not my brother! Why hit me!"
Li Jun slid forward while twisting and arching. In a blink of an eye, his head was hidden under the bookcase, but his bare buttocks were still exposed.Li Jun twisted twice, then gritted his teeth and said, "Let go of my hand!"
Li Xuan was distracted by the little guy's yelling "You are not my brother", and stared blankly at the little kid who looked like a loach, feeling helpless and funny in his heart, so he just said, what's wrong with the good boy Get angry with him for no reason.
Although he vaguely guessed a little bit, how could a child who is stupid, cute, single-celled and too lazy to think would have guessed it.So he didn't think too much about it.
Now that I think about it carefully, I probably heard something from Li Xiyu's two cronies.
Forget it, he was too lazy to hide it for so long.
Seeing the child's reaction, it was much better than he had imagined.
Li Xuan squeezed the child who had shrunk into a ball and was about to get into the recessed bookcase, and pinched his butt twice, "Li Xiaojun, who said that I am not your brother anymore. It is clearly written in the household registration book."
"You, you... You cheated." Li Jun turned his head, biting his lip and saying you for a long time before he said this.
Li Xuan laughed and said, "Where did I cheat? Are you illiterate?"
"Anyway... Anyway, your brother is not me..." Li Jun lowered his voice as he spoke.
Li Xuan rushed forward and rubbed the little guy's neck, and breathed into his ear, "Who else is it if it's not you. The household registration book has been stamped, don't tell me baby you want to renege on your debt."
Li Jun was stunned for a moment, and then seeing that he couldn't compete with his brother, he could only mutter: "I have no blood relationship with you..."
Li Xuan was amused by the child's strange thoughts, he squeezed the little guy's restless fingers, and said in a low voice: "So the baby wants to have a blood relationship with brother."
Depend on!Why does Sen so talk, it sounds so perverted.
Li Jun was complaining in his heart, but he heard his brother say to him very seriously, "Baby, no matter what kind of blood or not, anyway, my brother only has you as his own brother in his heart. You are the person I love the most and the person I want to protect the most." .And you have already entered my household registration booklet, so don't try to renege on it."
Li Jun was still a little moved when he heard the first half of the sentence, but after listening to the second half, he threw that little bit of emotion out of his mind, "Obviously you are the one who occupies my household registration, okay? Master Huatian ! Young Master Huatian?"
Hearing that awkward address, Li Xuan immediately raised his face, "I think your wings have grown hard, who said just now that your ass can only be spanked by your brother." He gestured and raised his hand .
Li Jun immediately covered his butt, with a gloomy expression on his face, "I didn't tell my brother to hit me." Why does this pervert like to do this kind of thing so much!
"Okay, the baby is obedient and my brother will naturally not hit you." Li Xuan said while pulling up his pants, thinking that if he is disobedient in the future, it will not just be as simple as hitting PP.
Li Jun touched his slightly red and swollen buttocks, and muttered to himself, "It's really tough."
Li Xuan immediately picked up the child, and raised the corners of his lips, "Okay, brother is wrong, I will rub it for you when I go home."
Now that my brother has made it clear, Li Jun doesn't want to be awkward anymore, not to mention that it costs money to live in a hotel alone-his pitiful 200 yuan.
So the two brothers tossed out the clothes that had been tossed into the closet, and went out with the suitcase.
As soon as the door opened, Li Jun was taken aback again—Yin Yu stood there quietly, with strange reflections from the transparent glasses.
Li Jun clutched his heart, pointed at Yin Yu and shouted, "Don't you say you won't come back tonight?"
Yin Yu glanced at Li Xuan who was expressionless behind him, raised his eyes, and said calmly, "I'll come back and get something."
Depend on!Pit brother, you can! *Why don't you come back sooner!
Li Jun stopped at the threshold, looked at Yin Yu who had walked into the dormitory calmly, "Then you hurry up and get your things, it happens that my brother can give you a ride."
Yin Yu choked, and Li Xuan was also surprised that the little guy knew he was going to plan.
"That," Yin Yu found himself nervous, "Shen Lan is waiting for me at the school gate, you guys go first."
"Oh, bye then." Li Jun walked out doubtfully.
As soon as he got home, Li Xuan immediately told Li Jun in detail how he concealed the fact that Li Shaobin, chairman of Huatian, was his biological father.
Li Junyue became more and more angry when he heard that, the emotional brother had already "recognized" Li Shaobin two years ago.And the first year I didn't go home for the New Year, I actually went to my biological father's house for the New Year!Depend on!At that time, my brother lied to him that he was going to work in S City.He was cheated from the very beginning.
Li Jun immediately glared at his brother with a calm face, and the anger that had not been completely extinguished rushed up!He pointed at the paralyzed Li Xuan and shouted: "Okay, bastard brother! You have lied to me so many times! I am the only one who is kept in the dark about such a big matter like a fool, and I don't know anything! I am right in front of you You are completely transparent! You know exactly when I poop and pee! Fuck, this is not fair! I, I want to break up with you! Hmph! Starting today! I will sleep with you in a separate room, I will sleep This room, you fucking go out by yourself!"
While roaring, he picked up the pillow on the bed and threw it at it, pointing at the door and shouting, "Get out, you bastard!"
Li Xuan immediately hugged him shamelessly, letting the little guy punch and kick in his arms, anyway, it seemed to tickle him.He gently coaxed, "Don't dare to dare your brother like this, this is my room. Let's not get excited, isn't my brother afraid that you will be sad at first. It's not intentional to hide it from you. You have to understand brother, um ?”
"No!" Li Jun turned his head, and there was only one thought in his mind. The whole family knew that his brother was someone else's son, but he alone didn't know.She even helped him hide it!The bad thing was that when his brother confessed his love, he was still struggling with the fact that he and his brother were blood brothers.The emotional brother doesn't care at all.
"You're not going out, are you? Then I'll go out!" Li Jun broke free from his brother's arms and walked under the bed as he spoke.
Li Xuan hurriedly followed, threw the little guy down again, and said in a helpless tone, "Okay, ten thousand and ten thousand are all my brother's fault, don't sleep separately, baby. If you don't see your brother, you won't be able to sleep at night, really! "
Damn, why didn't I see you insomnia when I lived in school, liar.
"Baby, as long as you don't sleep separately from my brother, I will promise you anything you want my brother to do! Why don't you give me some pocket money?!" Seeing the bright eyes of the little guy, Li Xuan thought there was something to be said, "Here are some Swipe the gold card?! Guaranteed, it doesn’t matter how many brothers you use!”
"Don't think you can buy me with money! I won't do it!" Li Jun bit his lip, very stiff!
In fact, he was bleeding in his heart, what the hell, he was crazy about wanting his own economic power!However, this small punishment is not enough for my brother!Besides, this rich second generation is not short of money at all, okay?It can't satisfy his desire to hit this man hard!Tell him to lie to him in the future!
Li Jun suddenly thought of a brilliant idea!He promises that his brother will definitely regret what he said like that!
"Brother, you just said that as long as I don't sleep separately from you, you will agree to whatever I ask you to do?"
Seeing Li Jun's success, although Li Xuan was surprised, he still nodded, "Yes." Even this simple-minded, stupid and cute little white rabbit couldn't think of any way to embarrass him!
Unexpectedly, Li Jun immediately rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "You said that."
Then when Li Xuan nodded again, Li Junman announced proudly, "Then if you don't hug me for these three months, I will consider not sleeping with you separately. How about it, is the deal?"
Li Jun blinked at his elder brother, with a smirk of "a villain's success".
Tell you to deduct my pocket money, tell you not to allow me to do this or that, tell you to lie to me!Haha, it's retribution!
Li Xuan really had a constipated expression when he heard this, which was really more difficult for him than anything else!He looked at the happy little guy who rolled his eyes and smiled a little speechlessly, and began to pretend to be wronged, "Baby, it's your fault, since we both slept together, how could brother not fulfill his obligations. Also, don't say three months, even if you don't hug you for three days, my brother will have chest tightness and shortness of breath, and he will die of discomfort, baby, you can't bear to see your brother like this, right?"
Hahaha, Li Jun is very patient, okay?Seeing his brother's pitiful face, he was happy, okay?
Usually, my brother eats him to death, so it's rare that I can catch his dead spot, okay?
Such a great opportunity, which is rare in a hundred years, is not a normal person if he doesn't seize it.
"Brother, if you can't do it, then we should sleep in separate rooms." Li Jun pouted, shook his brother's arm, and pretended to be sitting on the bedside to put on his shoes.
Li Xuan immediately hugged the little guy's waist, with a humiliated expression on his face, "Okay, brother promises you. But, at most half a month."
Damn, still bargain!no way!Li Jun turned his head, showed eight teeth, and spit out four words, "No! Got! Business! Quantity!"
"Baby, brother wants to tell you something." Li Xuan suddenly frowned on Li Jun's neck, with a serious and serious tone.
When he reacted, Li Jun suddenly realized that his tears were streaming down again.
As if to cover up his gaffe, Li Jun wiped his tears with his hands, and yelled back——
"Li Xuan, you bastard! Big bastard! I just like to be angry, I like not to talk to you, I like to stay in hotels. I want you to take care of me. I don't care if you are annoying or not, you are not mine!"
The veins on Li Xuan's forehead popped up, and he squeezed Li Jun's chin fiercely, "Li Xiaojun! Say it again, dare to say the last sentence again!"
Li Jun grinned like a donkey, his chin was tightly bound and hurt, but he still opened his mouth with difficulty and spit out those hurtful words, "Just say it, you are not mine! Why are you telling me what to do! It's annoying!"
As soon as his words fell, Li Xuan let go of his chin, picked him up and put him on the table, and began to take off his pants.
Li Jun panicked, and hurriedly covered his trousers, punched and kicked, and kept talking, "Li Xuan, you bastard! Hooligan! Pervert! I want to sue you!"
"All right, all right! I'll tell you to sue!" Li Xuan pulled off his pants, and took Xiao Nei Nei to his knees.
Li Jun is in an unfavorable position, but he still kicked his left foot at Li Xuan's crotch with all his strength. Who knew that Li Xuan grabbed him with one hand, picked up his waist with the other hand, and gave him a 360° big kick. Turning around, in a blink of an eye Li Jun changed from facing up to lying on his stomach, his chin was rubbed against the wooden board of his body, and his skin was rubbed off.But he had no time to think about these, he just crawled forward in fear, wanting to stay away from the demon behind him.
There were three "pops, pops", and the crisp and loud Sanji fried pork with bamboo shoots was made to an unusual standard, which was particularly eye-catching in this silent night.
Li Jun's body stiffened suddenly, Li Xuan thought he was frightened, so he raised his hand and said twice, "I tell you to sue, sue brother, why don't you speak, Li Xiaojun!"
Li Jun was really terrified at first, when he realized that his brother was spanking his own butt, or stripped his PP and was beating him in the dormitory, he immediately yelled, "You...you pervert, you are so old. Loves to spank people! Put me down!"
Li Xuan held the little guy's hands behind his back and held them in his palms. Li Jun couldn't find a fulcrum to exert force at all, so he could only twist and curse.
Li Xuan didn't care at all, the strength in his hands didn't decrease at all, he just said viciously: "Okay, I'm perverted, then you should shout louder, let others see that you are so big and you are still being spanked by your brother!"
Hearing that Li Jun was indeed anxious, this dilapidated dormitory was not soundproof, as long as there was someone nearby, he would be attracted by his own voice every minute.I don't know if anyone has come back from this floor at this moment? !
Thinking of this, Li Jun pursed his lips, his voice was soft but still very firm, "You put me down, you are not my brother! Why hit me!"
Li Jun slid forward while twisting and arching. In a blink of an eye, his head was hidden under the bookcase, but his bare buttocks were still exposed.Li Jun twisted twice, then gritted his teeth and said, "Let go of my hand!"
Li Xuan was distracted by the little guy's yelling "You are not my brother", and stared blankly at the little kid who looked like a loach, feeling helpless and funny in his heart, so he just said, what's wrong with the good boy Get angry with him for no reason.
Although he vaguely guessed a little bit, how could a child who is stupid, cute, single-celled and too lazy to think would have guessed it.So he didn't think too much about it.
Now that I think about it carefully, I probably heard something from Li Xiyu's two cronies.
Forget it, he was too lazy to hide it for so long.
Seeing the child's reaction, it was much better than he had imagined.
Li Xuan squeezed the child who had shrunk into a ball and was about to get into the recessed bookcase, and pinched his butt twice, "Li Xiaojun, who said that I am not your brother anymore. It is clearly written in the household registration book."
"You, you... You cheated." Li Jun turned his head, biting his lip and saying you for a long time before he said this.
Li Xuan laughed and said, "Where did I cheat? Are you illiterate?"
"Anyway... Anyway, your brother is not me..." Li Jun lowered his voice as he spoke.
Li Xuan rushed forward and rubbed the little guy's neck, and breathed into his ear, "Who else is it if it's not you. The household registration book has been stamped, don't tell me baby you want to renege on your debt."
Li Jun was stunned for a moment, and then seeing that he couldn't compete with his brother, he could only mutter: "I have no blood relationship with you..."
Li Xuan was amused by the child's strange thoughts, he squeezed the little guy's restless fingers, and said in a low voice: "So the baby wants to have a blood relationship with brother."
Depend on!Why does Sen so talk, it sounds so perverted.
Li Jun was complaining in his heart, but he heard his brother say to him very seriously, "Baby, no matter what kind of blood or not, anyway, my brother only has you as his own brother in his heart. You are the person I love the most and the person I want to protect the most." .And you have already entered my household registration booklet, so don't try to renege on it."
Li Jun was still a little moved when he heard the first half of the sentence, but after listening to the second half, he threw that little bit of emotion out of his mind, "Obviously you are the one who occupies my household registration, okay? Master Huatian ! Young Master Huatian?"
Hearing that awkward address, Li Xuan immediately raised his face, "I think your wings have grown hard, who said just now that your ass can only be spanked by your brother." He gestured and raised his hand .
Li Jun immediately covered his butt, with a gloomy expression on his face, "I didn't tell my brother to hit me." Why does this pervert like to do this kind of thing so much!
"Okay, the baby is obedient and my brother will naturally not hit you." Li Xuan said while pulling up his pants, thinking that if he is disobedient in the future, it will not just be as simple as hitting PP.
Li Jun touched his slightly red and swollen buttocks, and muttered to himself, "It's really tough."
Li Xuan immediately picked up the child, and raised the corners of his lips, "Okay, brother is wrong, I will rub it for you when I go home."
Now that my brother has made it clear, Li Jun doesn't want to be awkward anymore, not to mention that it costs money to live in a hotel alone-his pitiful 200 yuan.
So the two brothers tossed out the clothes that had been tossed into the closet, and went out with the suitcase.
As soon as the door opened, Li Jun was taken aback again—Yin Yu stood there quietly, with strange reflections from the transparent glasses.
Li Jun clutched his heart, pointed at Yin Yu and shouted, "Don't you say you won't come back tonight?"
Yin Yu glanced at Li Xuan who was expressionless behind him, raised his eyes, and said calmly, "I'll come back and get something."
Depend on!Pit brother, you can! *Why don't you come back sooner!
Li Jun stopped at the threshold, looked at Yin Yu who had walked into the dormitory calmly, "Then you hurry up and get your things, it happens that my brother can give you a ride."
Yin Yu choked, and Li Xuan was also surprised that the little guy knew he was going to plan.
"That," Yin Yu found himself nervous, "Shen Lan is waiting for me at the school gate, you guys go first."
"Oh, bye then." Li Jun walked out doubtfully.
As soon as he got home, Li Xuan immediately told Li Jun in detail how he concealed the fact that Li Shaobin, chairman of Huatian, was his biological father.
Li Junyue became more and more angry when he heard that, the emotional brother had already "recognized" Li Shaobin two years ago.And the first year I didn't go home for the New Year, I actually went to my biological father's house for the New Year!Depend on!At that time, my brother lied to him that he was going to work in S City.He was cheated from the very beginning.
Li Jun immediately glared at his brother with a calm face, and the anger that had not been completely extinguished rushed up!He pointed at the paralyzed Li Xuan and shouted: "Okay, bastard brother! You have lied to me so many times! I am the only one who is kept in the dark about such a big matter like a fool, and I don't know anything! I am right in front of you You are completely transparent! You know exactly when I poop and pee! Fuck, this is not fair! I, I want to break up with you! Hmph! Starting today! I will sleep with you in a separate room, I will sleep This room, you fucking go out by yourself!"
While roaring, he picked up the pillow on the bed and threw it at it, pointing at the door and shouting, "Get out, you bastard!"
Li Xuan immediately hugged him shamelessly, letting the little guy punch and kick in his arms, anyway, it seemed to tickle him.He gently coaxed, "Don't dare to dare your brother like this, this is my room. Let's not get excited, isn't my brother afraid that you will be sad at first. It's not intentional to hide it from you. You have to understand brother, um ?”
"No!" Li Jun turned his head, and there was only one thought in his mind. The whole family knew that his brother was someone else's son, but he alone didn't know.She even helped him hide it!The bad thing was that when his brother confessed his love, he was still struggling with the fact that he and his brother were blood brothers.The emotional brother doesn't care at all.
"You're not going out, are you? Then I'll go out!" Li Jun broke free from his brother's arms and walked under the bed as he spoke.
Li Xuan hurriedly followed, threw the little guy down again, and said in a helpless tone, "Okay, ten thousand and ten thousand are all my brother's fault, don't sleep separately, baby. If you don't see your brother, you won't be able to sleep at night, really! "
Damn, why didn't I see you insomnia when I lived in school, liar.
"Baby, as long as you don't sleep separately from my brother, I will promise you anything you want my brother to do! Why don't you give me some pocket money?!" Seeing the bright eyes of the little guy, Li Xuan thought there was something to be said, "Here are some Swipe the gold card?! Guaranteed, it doesn’t matter how many brothers you use!”
"Don't think you can buy me with money! I won't do it!" Li Jun bit his lip, very stiff!
In fact, he was bleeding in his heart, what the hell, he was crazy about wanting his own economic power!However, this small punishment is not enough for my brother!Besides, this rich second generation is not short of money at all, okay?It can't satisfy his desire to hit this man hard!Tell him to lie to him in the future!
Li Jun suddenly thought of a brilliant idea!He promises that his brother will definitely regret what he said like that!
"Brother, you just said that as long as I don't sleep separately from you, you will agree to whatever I ask you to do?"
Seeing Li Jun's success, although Li Xuan was surprised, he still nodded, "Yes." Even this simple-minded, stupid and cute little white rabbit couldn't think of any way to embarrass him!
Unexpectedly, Li Jun immediately rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "You said that."
Then when Li Xuan nodded again, Li Junman announced proudly, "Then if you don't hug me for these three months, I will consider not sleeping with you separately. How about it, is the deal?"
Li Jun blinked at his elder brother, with a smirk of "a villain's success".
Tell you to deduct my pocket money, tell you not to allow me to do this or that, tell you to lie to me!Haha, it's retribution!
Li Xuan really had a constipated expression when he heard this, which was really more difficult for him than anything else!He looked at the happy little guy who rolled his eyes and smiled a little speechlessly, and began to pretend to be wronged, "Baby, it's your fault, since we both slept together, how could brother not fulfill his obligations. Also, don't say three months, even if you don't hug you for three days, my brother will have chest tightness and shortness of breath, and he will die of discomfort, baby, you can't bear to see your brother like this, right?"
Hahaha, Li Jun is very patient, okay?Seeing his brother's pitiful face, he was happy, okay?
Usually, my brother eats him to death, so it's rare that I can catch his dead spot, okay?
Such a great opportunity, which is rare in a hundred years, is not a normal person if he doesn't seize it.
"Brother, if you can't do it, then we should sleep in separate rooms." Li Jun pouted, shook his brother's arm, and pretended to be sitting on the bedside to put on his shoes.
Li Xuan immediately hugged the little guy's waist, with a humiliated expression on his face, "Okay, brother promises you. But, at most half a month."
Damn, still bargain!no way!Li Jun turned his head, showed eight teeth, and spit out four words, "No! Got! Business! Quantity!"
"Baby, brother wants to tell you something." Li Xuan suddenly frowned on Li Jun's neck, with a serious and serious tone.
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