I have such a big shell! ?

In fact, many people don't remember much about this period of history.For example, in the year before the new calendar, no one can tell whether the reign name is Jiade or Jiashan.

For another example, who were the martyrs who died on the first day of the Singapore dollar?

No one can tell.

And the story happened in that period of the darkest and most desperate past for the present people, and that period of the past was too shocking, so no one has mentioned it.

Who wants to spoil the fun?

Let me spoil the fun.

This is not a story of family reunion, and there may still be a lot of injustice and unwillingness, but fortunately, these have passed. Compared with the present, every day of life at this time, when compared, you will feel happy again .

The third year of Jiade and the ninth year of Jiashan. In that year, the reign titles were very chaotic. The emperor in the palace had to change several times a year, and the people outside the palace did not know. It bears the year name of Jiashan.

The title of Jiade didn't last long. What was dramatic was that the Jiashan emperor at the back regained his position, making a mess, and the people below followed suit.

Therefore, the weather of a dynasty can be seen from the year name.

In the third year of Jiade, what happened? According to existing records, someone reported seeing a giant fish in the East China Sea. How tall was it?It is as high as a mountain, and the waves that rise from the sea are as high as ten meters.

Although this was an exaggeration, the so-called giant fish actually existed.

Here we are going to talk about the allusions of the existence of the monster clan in the history of human beings. It dates back to the time when human beings were first enlightened. Serving wine and meat, such as sacrifices, is this thing.

Later, part of this group of monsters was called Protoss, to distinguish them from some new emerging monsters, and some, such as those with shabby faces, such as gluttonous or poor, were called demons.

In fact, there is not much difference. If you want to say whether you eat meat or not, you will eat it. If you want to say whether you eat people or not, in fact, in that era, human beings were a link in the food chain. It's just an uncivilized monster race.

I started to pay attention to it later, mainly because the two sides became more and more familiar with each other, and they couldn't say anything... Human ancestors were smarter, and they first used sacrifices to satisfy the appetite and enjoyment of this part of the demons—that is, to bribe, who wouldn't I would like to be delivered food to my mouth, and there are those young people with thin skin and tender meat around me every day to serve you like an ancestor.

Naturally, everyone became one family, and humans were removed from the food chain.

What is this called, this is called wisdom.I can't beat you, I'll bring you closer, just like what I said now, what kind of community of interests, if you hurt me, it is equivalent to hurting your own interests.

Therefore, the monster race has always existed, and even in history, the two sides have passed a honeymoon period, but with the continuous growth of human beings, the so-called one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers.

Human beings no longer regard the former Big Brother as brothers.

But the big brother of the Yaozu helped us before, so what should we do?

Humans are also chicken thieves, so those who have helped them in history-this is just one, and the second is that this group of old monsters have lived for an unknown number of years, and the point is that they cannot be defeated.

He removed these from the list of the demon clan, and drew another list, the good ones were the protoss, and the bad ones were the demon clan, and they were not the demon clan anyway.

And what does it have to do with the gods and demons if they want to engage in the demon race?

Played a word game.

It's quite interesting to say it, but when it really happened, it was a bloody road piled up with human and demon lives.

There have been several massacres of monsters in human history, and there have also been several incidents of demon clan massacres.

Strangely enough, the Protoss were completely excluded by both sides at war.

As long as they beat them, the Protoss didn't mind. These old monsters who had experienced fighting each other in ancient times didn't take it too seriously.Humans are like this, God?Also like this.

Until Kunpeng came out of the mountain.

Kunpeng has actually lived for quite a long time, but because it has a relatively homely temperament, it stays in the deep sea all day long, and has not had much contact with other people, so humans do not know his existence. According to the division of human beings, Kunpeng is also Be divided into the ranks of demons.

So as soon as he came out of the mountain, he was surrounded and arrested once. Kunpeng was not injured, but he was a little dazed.

I found a little demon to popularize science, good guy, are human beings so messed up now?

The little demon gave Kunpeng a note, telling him to pretend to be a human being to sneak in, which would save a lot of trouble. The little demon also had a human identity, and happened to be the teacher of a certain private school, so he arranged a student quota for Kunpeng. .

Sun Peng was born.

Sun Peng has just become a human being, and he is a little arrogant, with a look of condescension and disdain.

And what Mr. Private School hates most is this kind of thorn, and he punished Sun Peng several times.

Several times, Sun Peng was about to blow up, but was persuaded by that little monster to come down. After that, Sun Peng did not do well, and the little monster resigned due to the psychological pressure.

At that time, Sun Peng was ridiculed by everyone, the article was scolded by the husband as nonsense, and the clothes were sloppy and he couldn't wear them, which was very disgraceful.In such a situation, I don't know how he endured it.

There is also a monitor in the class named Liu Weixian, who wears glasses, is a little nearsighted, and is a bit dull, but he is very popular.

Sun Peng didn't think there was anything special about this person. The two were like parallel lines. Although they were in the same class, they had no intersection.

This day, he sat in the back row as usual, squinting his eyes to take a nap through the sunlight coming from the window.

Someone threw a paper ball to him, and he jumped up, grabbed the paper ball and looked around ferociously.

Seeing him standing up suddenly, the others wanted to laugh, but the laughter started for a while, then gradually faded away under his cruel gaze, and there was no sound behind him.

In the silence, a voice came from nowhere: "Open it and have a look!"

Sun Peng spread out the ball of paper, on which was crumpled and written: "Sun Peng, I like you." He was taken aback for a moment, and then the voices around him rose again, and he understood that this is a malicious person. joke.

Someone booed: "Read it!"

"Which one likes you?" The others laughed again.

There were such pranks in class, but Sun Peng didn't expect that it would fall on his own head at this time.He deeply felt that human beings were boring and bad, but at this moment, it was a little embarrassing.

This kind of embarrassment and discomfort of blending into the crowd with his monster clan status will explode in an instant. If Liu Weixian is not here, then we have another story to tell.

It may not be a historical blockbuster, but a historical tragedy, such as Kunpeng appearing overnight, overwhelming a city or something.

But fortunately, we have Liu Weixian.

He was wearing thick old-fashioned glasses and a not-so-new old-fashioned robe. At that time, some trendy classmates in the class already had small suits and leather boots.They also called him Little Master, which was not a compliment.

With a slight malice that ridicules its old-fashionedness.

Liu Weixian didn't take it seriously.

"What's the fuss? Have you read the book? If the master is not here, you will forget the book in your hand and the rules in your heart. The old master once said..."

Seeing that he was about to lose his book burden, the big guy let Su Peng resentfully go, someone interrupted him hastily: "Squad leader, don't talk about ancient scriptures anymore, now is the era of speaking vernacular."

Liu Weixian raised his glasses: "Whatever the old vernacular, the ones that can explain the truth are good words. You just blindly follow the new and trample on the old, and don't pay attention to the good and the bad. This is why you lose sight of the other."

What he said made sense, and Sun Peng, who still had anger on his face, turned his head and gave him a strange look.

But the other students didn't like to hear it: "Just hold on to your old learning for the rest of your life."

This is old school.

Of course, there are also those who stand on Liu Weixian's side, and a few boys are filled with righteous indignation: "What new learning, persuading people to disrepute and shame people, this is new learning!? The principles of the old ancestors have been thrown into the dog's stomach by you. !"

Then the new school and the old school quarreled again.

This happens from time to time during these days.

Therefore, Sun Peng unilaterally believes that human beings are no matter when and where, who is the opponent, and what is the situation.He can always quickly find his enemies and his partners.Not just for him.

It's a really weird race.

At this time, Liu Weixian, who was walking towards him, was doing what he thought he should do in a serious manner. He felt that he was very serious, but in fact it was just a kind of dull truth: "Student Sun, please give this note to me." I."

Sun Peng felt that Liu Weixian was very strange, or it was caused by a strange aura, so he honestly gave him the note.

In the background of the two handing in the note, there is still a war of words between the new school and the old school.

And Liu Weixian wore such thick glasses. When Sun Peng doubted whether he could see the words on it clearly, he recognized the person behind the paper ball at a glance, and only heard his thick Jiangnan waxy accent: " Liu Wen."

The noisy voices around fell silent.

The boy in a small suit who was pinching his blushing face with a thick nose suddenly froze with the old school, it was Liu Wen who was called out by Liu Weixian.

"You wrote it." He heard Liu Weixian say that again.

Liu Wen wrote it with his left hand. Just thinking about it, you can guess it's me?Before he had time to tell the difference, Liu Weixian said again: "I took the book and copied "Speaking Rites" ten times. The homework you gave me last time was copied with both hands, and the left hand was written exactly like this."

No chance for Liu Wen to refute at all.

Liu Wen, who was just like a rooster just now, has become a drowned chicken, and the students around him laughed, and Liu Wen became angry from embarrassment: "What are you laughing at, copy as you please." He muttered in his mouth: "What's so great about being a monitor? It's amazing. "

Liu Weixian called out again: "Liu Wen."

Liu Wen didn't dare to mutter anymore, picked up the book: "Got it, I'll copy the book now."

Liu Weixian then turned around and said to Sun Peng, "I confiscated the note, and also, were you sleeping when you were in class?"

As an ancient great monster, Kunpeng, who always believed that the sky was the first and Lao Tzu was the second, at this moment, he was actually a little shy.

With an unruly face on his face, he faltered: "...No, no." He started to lie.