I have such a big shell! ?

What is it like to watch your own show with your roommates?Although Guiyu thought it would be embarrassing, but he really wanted to know what he would look like, so he was nervous and excited at the same time, and finally turned on the TV and turned on the computer specially for Look at the barrage.

Everything is ready, Guiyu is waiting for the first few minutes of the long commercial. This is the longest commercial in his opinion. At the beginning of the Almighty Idol show, he thought the camera would be directly on the stage. After all, it is not a performance?As a result, I didn't expect to intercept a short backstage video at the beginning.In that chaotic situation, all the contestants hurriedly took the time to put on makeup or cheer each other up. Gui Lu thought that he would not see himself, would he?

As soon as he thought this way, Gui Lu saw the camera suddenly zoomed in. In the video, he walked out of the dressing room with Ni Pengxuan and Wang Ming, shocking the audience.

Guiyu: "......???"

No, program team, you guys, what do you mean by this?

Fortunately, there was a bit of embarrassment, and the camera was staggered, and then turned to the host's screen. The host said that the contestants will be on stage soon, and everyone is very busy.In short, the speech was very official and routine, and Guiyu was not mentioned at all.

Fortunately, I didn't mention it, Guiyu had already scolded the program group eight hundred times in his heart - he looked at it like this, and felt that he was really badass at that time... Well, if you don't look at it from the perspective of a bystander, you don't feel anything, then Sometimes I still think that other people should make such a fuss, why don't they just put on a dress?They are all adults, don't be so unsophisticated.

But when he really looked at himself through the camera, Gui Lu felt that it was no wonder that those people had never seen the world. He thought that it was Barbie pink lipstick, which was too hot on the eye, no less than fluorescent green.He subconsciously looked at the barrage next to him——

"????"

"What just passed by in a flash???"

"Host, turn the camera back again, it seems that an unknown species appeared just now!"

"I love it, I love it, what a beautiful and refined little fairy without vulgarity"

"My mother asked me why there are so many question marks"

Gui Lu withdrew his eyes expressionlessly, and began to doubt whether he should keep watching...

Ni Pengxuan couldn't hold back a cough, he quickly covered his mouth, suppressed the smile on his lips, and facing Guilu's fierce gaze, he said: "I'll go to the window to smoke a cigarette, you look first, when we are released , just call me."

The embarrassment was so embarrassing that the whole person was about to become stiff. Gui Lu breathed a sigh of relief and nodded. Seeing that Ni Pengxuan had walked out, he jumped up and ran to the computer to open the barrage input—what did he input?Say nice things about yourself?Is it too narcissistic?What if someone recognizes you, forget it, just pretend to be a troll...

"User 423686: Why are you making such a fuss? Have you ever seen a model? Just pull out one from the fashion week, and it's more unique than his look, okay?"

"Upstairs, what are you acting weird about? Yes, I have never seen it before, and it is a bit outrageous for you to change the concept secretly. This is not a fashion week, not an Ou Li fashion show, this is a whole couple, a bunch of fresh meat, casual clothes big From inside the underpants, a monster wearing Barbie pink lipstick and gold eyeshadow suddenly emerged."

Gui Lu: "..." His combat power is so low that he actually thinks what the barrage says makes sense...

He put down the keyboard, wondering if he really looks like a monster?

It seems that the shape is a little...outrageous?He wondered uncertainly in his heart, isn't this to create a comedy effect... No, Guiyu, you can't be hit by such a small setback, you have to persevere, this is all a sacrifice for art, this It's all worth it.

Ah woo... He covered his face, and fell on the bed in a daze, he understood the reason... That's right, that's right...

When he was struggling, the TV had already started broadcasting that the contestant was on stage, and when he heard the host say his name, Gui Wu, who was rolling around on the bed, immediately widened his eyes.

Wait, that's not the case.He remembered that they were obviously not the first to appear on the stage!

Fuck, you are not a human being in the show crew!

Gui Lu first watched TV, and when he saw the past, he was shocked, wow, why can't he walk well, he has to twist and turn... I remember, he was trying to create a beautiful and refined coquettish Bitch, that's why I did it on purpose... so I sacrificed for art again! ?

The bullet screen will definitely scold him again... Although I thought so in my heart, and said that I would not look at the bullet screen, but I still couldn't help but pick my head...

"??? I was on the wrong stage???"

"It's been a long time, I actually watched a sketch on Almighty Idol one day [Lighting Cigarettes"

"??? I came late, can someone explain to me, this is really a full couple?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the hell are these?"

"I actually think the pink little brother with a big belly is a little bit good-looking. Is there something wrong with my aesthetics?"

"Upstairs you are not alone"

"The acting skills are a little bit good? I think my little brother is sweating on his forehead? Damn, I'm a little scared?"

"I was scared too"

"Scared +1"

Gui Wu thought that he would just read it, and if it didn’t work, he wouldn’t read it, but he couldn’t help but read them one by one, and the barrage flew so fast that he missed many of them, so he didn’t even He doesn't know if someone is scolding him, but most of them are kind.

Especially when Ni Pengxuan appeared on the stage, the bullet screen was hahahaha...

"Hahahahahahahahahaha what a poor crew!"

"Hahahahaha laughing till the end"

"God ambulance, your ambulance can talk?"

"Don't barge upstairs, is it possible to drive an ambulance to the stage?"

"Hahahaha, did that passer-by almost laugh?"

"I saw him holding back his laughter and his face turned red."

At this time, Ni Pengxuan just came back from smoking. He said, "Why did it start? Why didn't you call me?"

On the TV, Ni Pengxuan just put down his hand covering his face. Someone like Gui Wu, who was completely immune to Ni Pengxuan's appearance, was a little bit disturbed, let alone the barrage.

"Fuck!! So handsome!!"

"Mom, I'm in love again! Mom asked me who I fell in love with, and I said I fell in love with an ambulance?"

"I want to trade monkeys with the ambulance brother"

"It's so beautiful, what kind of fairy face value is this?"

"This is the first time I've seen such a good-looking little brother. Why is he acting as an ambulance when he's so handsome? Is he going to die?"

"Death hahahahaha"

"I'm sick again"

"I declare that I am locked with the ambulance, I swallowed the key"

Gui Lu faced two Ni Pengxuans at once, one inside the TV and the other outside the TV, he was stunned for a while, and said for a long time: "...Are you back?"

Ni Pengxuan was about to say something when Wang Ming's voice came from the TV: "This recognition is incredible, I'm so happy to be a father!"

Ni Pengxuan: "..." He was interrupted by Wang Ming's voice, and he forgot what he wanted to say just now, thinking that Wang Ming is really annoying, no matter in real person or on TV, he is equally annoying.He walked up to Gui Lu and found that he was watching the barrage on the computer, and it was at the time when the doctor asked whether he wanted to protect the older one or the younger one.

"Doctor, I want both!"

"This plot is a bit interesting. Next, is it because passers-by are happy to be a father, and then the two walk together. In the end, the child's father is found, and then he fights for the custody of the child against Bo in court. In the end, the kindness of life is greater than the kindness of nurturing , or is nourishing kindness greater than giving birth to kindness?"

"Upstairs you have a little big brain"

"I don't pay attention to the plot at all now, I just want to see the doctor's brother's face"

"Sisters, did brother just smile, so gentle!"

"Actually... don't people think that brother passer-by is really cute? I'm a bit cute, a healthy and honest person x a black-bellied beauty"

"Have you forgotten the little brother at the beginning? The little brother is still lying down"

Ni Pengxuan pointed at the barrage of pulling CP indiscriminately, raised his eyebrows high: "What..." He has a bad temper, let alone when he is mean, he can raise his popularity to heaven. At this time, he was merciless: "Why are you blind at such a young age?"

He happened to see the keyboard under Gui Yu's hand, so he stretched out his hand: "I'll send a few."

How could Guilu give way? He came back to his senses now, remembering that he used his own large size for the small size he just put on: "Go away, use your own size to play around."

Ni Pengxuan turned on the mobile phone to download the software, and halfway through the download, he felt calm, so he squeezed over: "Where did you put it?" He wanted to watch it with Gui Wu: "Oh, I found out that I am your... ex-boyfriend's place. "

When Gui Lu heard him say the word 'ex-boyfriend', his voice sounded weird, and he always felt a little strange, thinking that he was making fun of it on purpose, and said angrily: "What is the former, that is the script!"

Ni Pengxuan took a look at Gui Lu, who looked confused, and then withdrew his gaze: "...Look at the barrage."

"Fuck, God unfolds"

"Then whose child is it?"

"You don't need to ask upstairs, of course it belongs to the doctor!"

"6666"

"The one outside..."

"Don't say anything, brothers will show the tragedy on the public screen"

"awful"

"Miserable +1"

When Ni Pengxuan saw that Wang Ming was unlucky, his face was filled with joy, and he insisted on following the tragic word, and said: "I don't know if Wang Ming will watch it now." I always feel that I can't be in front of Wang Ming In front of me, personally sending out this tragic word, I feel that it is not so meaningful.

When Gui Lu stood up to explain everything at the end, the barrage once again set off a burst of excitement. In the last short paragraph, the two of them didn't talk much, and they didn't even look at the barrage. They didn't go to the barrage until they were finished .

"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

"grass grass (a plant")

"Reverse again!"

"666666666"

"It turns out that my little brother is the biggest boss, so I feel sorry for my doctor brother"

"It's so exciting! Papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa

"Grass (a kind of plant, my mother asked me why I knelt down to see the puppet"

"I think all three of them should get full marks. Really, the first time I watched the sketch was ten years ago."

"Add me ten years ago, and now the Spring Festival Gala is really getting less and less interesting"

"I was slapped in the face, I didn't expect that I didn't guess any of them"

"Me neither, but this does not prevent me from picking 6"

Gui Lu was a little proud in his heart, and thought that although there were indeed many, many flaws in the beginning, he performed fairly well at the end. Don't be afraid of being proud, give yourself an eight.While he was complacent, the voice of the judges had already been heard on the TV. Teacher Guo Tao's calm and powerful voice praised him to the fullest. Even if he listened to it again, Gui Wu still felt a little embarrassed.He turned his gaze away, intending to use the barrage to divert his attention...

"Hahaha the judges were stunned"

"To be honest, Mr. Guo Tao is really an artist. I didn't expect it from what he said. Although I don't know it, I feel it."

"Hahaha Teacher Guo Tao is really funny and humorous"

"I have always been a fan of Teacher Guo Tao, thank you for liking him"

"Damn, it's even on the trending searches, so fast?"

"I am addicted to sucking puppets, I can't extricate myself, after I listen to the analysis of Teacher Guo Tao, I will go to the hot search"

"However, there is a huge gap between little brother Guilu when he acted and after he acted. He was like a queen when he acted. I was shocked by him in the end. After acting, he became soft and cute instantly. He was so nervous that he couldn't speak hahaha"

"Hahahahaha cute miss rua"

"Ten! All four judges gave full marks!"

"They are worth it. Really, this year's All Evening has refreshed my previous prejudice against it, and today's Guiyu, Ni Pengxuan, and Wang Ming have refreshed my past prejudice against Xiao Xianrou."

"And they are still very, very young... There are talents from generation to generation in the country, and a generation of young people are leading the way! Teacher Guo Tao read this poem really well."

"I'm crying! No, I'm going to Langbo to call my brothers! My brothers are so good, I can't live without a meeting!"

"Sister add me!"

"Sisters take me!"

If he heard Teacher Guo Tao's voice, he just felt embarrassed in his heart. After all, at the beginning, he never thought that he would be able to advance, and he only played to avoid being too ugly.After all, it is his idol's company, and he doesn't want to bring bad voice to his idol because of his performance.

He feels that he can't do too badly, but he doesn't know the distance between not being too bad and how good he can be.In the final analysis, Gui Yu still has no confidence in himself.

As barrages of bullet screens hurried past his eyes, although he still felt in his heart whether he was not worthy of such praise.

But at this time, it doesn't hinder the feeling of being loved and even recognized in his heart. He moves others, and then that feeling returns to him.At this moment, everyone's emotions are connected invisibly through the barrage and the Internet.

Guiyu: "QWQ"

When he was immersed in the great emotion and couldn't extricate himself, Ni Pengxuan had silently picked up his mobile phone and started to browse Langbo: "Brothers line up to arrange, the three words Wang Mingcan must have a topic today... yo oh , the topic has already been established, who is so in touch with me?"

Gui Lu: "..." All the emotions were wiped out by Ni Pengxuan's cynicism.

He suddenly felt that what was said in the barrage earlier was right, that Ni Pengxuan and Wang Ming really matched each other.

While Ni Pengxuan was typing, he still didn't forget to raise his head to take care of Guiyu: "Your topic floor has exceeded [-] popularity, do you want to come out and say a few words to your little fans?"

Gui Lu's face turned red, and he thought: Have I got fans so soon?I can actually have fans, my God, how can I deserve it?

He twitched: "...This, is this not good?" His heart was about to move.

But Ni Pengxuan gave up happily: "Forget it... I'll just tell you, it's too hard for you."

Sometimes Guilu hates Ni Pengxuan's 'understanding' too much, especially now.

He wanted to open his mouth a few times, but finally closed it again, and Ni Pengxuan had completely fallen into the sea of ​​waves, ignoring the lonely little partner around him at all. on the Almighty Idol.

But at this moment, there were not many contestants who could catch his eyes, especially this one, who was simply outrageous. One song forced him to go to Greenland, and he sang three tunes correctly in the whole song.

Gui Lu thought to himself that although he didn't sing very well, at least he was still in tune. Could it be that the next level will be like this?Why not cut it off and let it out?By the way, had he heard this contestant sing before, why didn't he have any impression? ?

Gui Lu's head was full of question marks, and then he watched the camera sweep towards the promotion seat, and then stopped on his face.

Gui Lu: "..." Damn it!You are not a human being in the program group!He actually recorded the part where he was ashamed! !Don't you give me any face? !

The contestants on the stage were still talking about how much effort they had put in, and hoped that the judges would give him another chance, but the TV cameras did not focus on him at all, but firmly locked on the other side of the promotion seat. Guiyu had a smirk on his face, and the program team was still adding the words: completely immersed in his own joy.jpg

Guiyu: "…………………"

It wasn't until Wang Ming next to him bumped him with his hand that Gui Lu on the TV could react. The picture of him looking around for the camera with a confused face was recorded frame by frame, and now it is shown to audiences across the country.

Gui Lu's hand holding the remote control was almost deformed, and he was so angry that he almost smashed the remote control.

He thought blankly, fortunately he just turned off the computer because he was too emotional just now, so he doesn't have to be delayed by the barrage again, but even if he didn't watch the barrage, he can still guess what the barrage is at this moment Virtue works.

When Gui Lu on TV finally couldn't bear the embarrassment and covered his face, the careful program team even put a blushing expression on his hand covering his face, accompanied by a bright pink subtitle: shy and spicy.

With a sound of "Snap!", Gui Wu directly turned off the TV, slammed the remote control on the bedside table forcefully, turned around and lifted the quilt, and curled up with a roll, curled up against the wall and fell into his own bed. close.

Ni Pengxuan, who was browsing Wavebo, raised his head inexplicably: "What are you doing...why don't you read it?"

Gui Wu gritted his teeth and said angrily, "I won't watch it! The hot chicken program group! Orphan director!"

Ni Pengxuan: "???"

Ni Pengxuan said: "By the way, do you want to check out the trending searches? You are popular tonight, and there are three trending searches at the top..."

Gui Lu covered her ears: "I don't listen, I don't listen!! I want to sleep!...Sleep!!"

Ni Pengxuan: "???"

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