[Journey to the West] Wearing the tight hoop of the Great Sage

◎Ah~ahhhhhhhh! ◎

Help... help him?

After hearing this, Jin Wushu took a breath, if the Great Sage came for real, how could he survive!

"Eh? Da Da Sheng, you, you, you..."

He quickly clasped Monkey King's hand, and Monkey King's lips touched the tip of his ear: "Hey, don't move around."

Jin Wushu was stunned for a moment, completely froze in Sun Wukong's arms, not knowing what to do, allowing the Great Sage to surround him from behind, and took out... with one hand.

save!Life!

Sun Wukong curled his lips into a chuckle, and took the mouth of the jade bottle with the other hand to face him: "Come on, take it easy."

"..."

"Why don't you pee?"

Jin Wushu: I'm dead.

Sun Wukong couldn't help biting the tip of his ear: "Speak."

Jin Wushu burst into tears, and shook his legs: "Oh my god, I... I can't urinate..."

Please let go and let me do it myself.

"Oh, if you can't urinate, the Great Sage will help you."

Sun Wukong couldn't bear to tease him anymore, so he stretched out a long finger and tapped on Jin Wushu's lower abdomen, clattering——

Most of the jade bottle was sprinkled.

Jin Wushu: "..."

Ah~ ah ah ah ah ah!

he's dead-

Sun Wukong shook the jade bottle, Jin Wushu was forced to listen to the sound, his ears were so red that he was about to bleed.

"Wuwu Great Sage, quickly give them the jade bottle."

The jade bottle filled with 'holy water' was given to three monsters, Huluyang, and they kowtowed to thank them for a while.

It was supposed to be joyful, but now Jin Wushu couldn't be happy at all, because it was so embarrassing!

He was very nervous just now, and he didn't dare to make a sound, for fear that the three monsters would notice.

Finally, his stiff body slowed down a bit, his legs became weak and he couldn't stand, and almost slipped from Monkey King's arms.

Sun Wukong wrapped his arms around his waist and pulled him into his arms to make him stand still.

"Little tight hoop, you want to..."

"do not want!"

Jin Wushu shook his head hastily, he secretly hated himself for risking his own death, so he insisted on bringing up people drinking urine!This is all right, he planted himself first.

He was trembling all over, and his voice was trembling, and Sun Wukong took a heavy breath when he heard it: "Really don't want it?"

He saw the little tight hoop in his arms nodding stiffly, and Sun Wukong threatened him, so he let go slowly.

He lowered his head and rubbed against his cheek, and sighed: "Forget it, the timing is not right, I will let you off this time."

The warm breath sprayed on the side of the ear, and the tips of Jin Wushun's ears were itchy, and he almost wanted to compromise.

Because of his cultivation, he can see clearly even in such a dim space.

When he lowered his head, he saw Sun Wukong with his hands hanging down, rubbing his fingers——

This is the hand that helped hold him up.

There seems to be water stains on the fingertips...

Is this wet, wet?

Jin Wushu: "..." Help me, save me.

He actually stained the Dasheng's fingers.

Jin Wushu was flustered, the space here was cramped, and the great sage and his chest were pressed against his back, so close together he couldn't calm down.

Fearing that he would do something embarrassing again, he pinched his fingertips and said in a soft voice: "Great Sage, I...I want to go back to Zifu..."

Sun Wukong was staring at his blushing side face, heard Yan hummed, tucked up the slightly messy robe for him, and held him in his arms before letting go.

"Hey, don't think too much."

Jin Wushu nodded obediently, thinking that the Great Sage was comforting him, but he heard another sentence: "You and I will live forever, little tight band, one day you will..."

"Hah-"

The whispers of the tiger, deer and sheep came from outside the Tianzun stone statue, and Lu Li wiped his mouth: "Brother, this holy water...why does it smell like urine?"

Hu Li slapped him with his elbow: "Shut up! Be careful that Tianzun hasn't left and heard you complain, is Qing waiting to cause trouble?"

Lu Li lowered his voice and said, "Brother, I'm really not complaining, I really didn't expect that the holy water tastes like this, and... moreover, it's still warm."

Hearing this, Hu Li also felt that the jade bottle in his hand was warm.

Is it possible that the holy water is hot?

He put the jade bottle under his nose and sniffed it, then took another sip and smashed it: ...

"Well, there is indeed a foul smell, but...you can also taste a bit of the sweetness of the grapes."

Jin Wushu, who was hugged and gnawed by the Great Sage before Zifu had time, said, "Um..."

It is true that he eats a bit too many grapes recently.

Lu Li: "Really? Why can't mine taste like grapes?"

Yang Li over there also took a sip from the big tank and said, "You two brothers are right, but my holy water smells more like pig's smell."

The three brothers gathered together and said, "Could it be that different flavors of holy water have different effects?"

They didn't know if the 'Sanqing' sage was still there, so they knelt down on the ground and kowtowed for advice: "Tianzun, my disciples dare to ask, the taste of these three pots of holy water is difficult to distinguish, and I don't know what it is. It’s a waste of the magic of holy water.”

Seeing them drinking and tasting, Zhu Bajie was already so happy from ear to ear, and couldn't help laughing even more when he heard this.

Now that they have played tricks on the three monsters, they don't have to pretend to be Sanqing anymore.

He appeared immediately, pointing down with the nine-toothed rake: "Ridiculous, ridiculous."

The three monsters were startled, so they heard Zhu Bajie tauntingly said with a grin: "It's really a monster who is ramming goods, which Sanqing is willing to come down to the mortal world to give you the golden elixir holy water, the golden elixir is just rubbed with the old pig's saliva and dust, That holy water..."

He smiled at Yang Li and said, "Good goat, drinking your grandpa pig's piss will refresh you, hahahaha."

Monkey King finally let Jin Wushu go and sent him back to Zifu, where he appeared with Sha Wujing.

The three monsters heard Zhu Bajie's ridicule, and immediately grinned angrily, blushing: "I'm so angry!"

They were so angry that they didn't even care that this was the Sanqing Taoist Temple. They picked up incense burners, brooms, and wooden fishes and threw them at the three of Monkey King, but how did they hit them?

Sun Wukong flew down, swept his long legs, and kicked the three monsters out of view. The three monsters spit out a mouthful of blood, who would have thought that this person was so powerful.

Zhu Bajie wanted to fight, but was stopped by Sha Wujing.

Zhu Bajie: "Old Sha, what are you doing to stop me and make that monster escape."

Sha Wujing said: "Senior brothers, I have a word."

Sun Wukong: "You say so."

Sha Wujing said: "In my opinion, the king here is stupid. He should be told to see with his own eyes what monsters he believes in. Why don't I wait for their lives for one night, and fight the monsters tomorrow when the master goes to the palace to change the Guanwen?" A fight."

Sun Wukong: "Lao Sha's words are exactly what I want. Idiot, wait until tomorrow."

Zhu Bajie snorted: "Forget it. The three of them drank our urine, I'm afraid they won't give up, and they will make the king embarrass Master, and won't change Guan Wen."

The three of them came out to play a game, beat up the monster and beat it away, and it was almost five o'clock when they returned.

Most of the mortal emperors set up court at the fifth watch, and Tang Sanzang had already got up at this time, dressed up and went to the palace with a few apprentices.

The king heard that there was a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and wanted to replace Guan Wen. He wondered, "How did that monk get into the city? Why is no one arresting him to work?"

The king was really curious, so he allowed to announce Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice to the Golden Temple.

Coincidentally, someone came to report at this time: "Three national teachers have entered the palace."

The king hurriedly got up from the dragon chair and went down the steps to greet him. The officials standing on both sides even bowed to greet him, not even daring to lift their heads.

Zhu Bajie snorted and laughed: "It's really awe-inspiring."

Huluyang walked into the hall, saw Sun Wukong and others, and recognized at a glance that they were pretending to be Sanqing to tease his three brothers last night.

Hu Li immediately shouted to the king: "You can't recognize monsters with naked eyes, ah!"

The king was stunned: "Why did the national teacher say such a thing?"

Lu Li took a step forward, pointing at Sun Wukong and the others: "Your Majesty, I don't know, a few monks in the hall murdered my disciples yesterday, and let go of hundreds of monks who were working. Wait until you drink..."

Hu Li hurriedly gave him a wink, telling him not to mention that matter.

He said: "It's because the enemy's road is narrow, the three of my brothers are determined to take him down and accuse Sanqing."

Zhu Bajie raised his voice and said: "What a monster, why don't you tell him that you drank my brother's urine."

After hearing the words of the national teacher, the king saw that the monk had nothing to show, and immediately Longyan was furious: "Okay, you dare to attack the national teacher, come here, take down the monk in the palace and put him in prison!"

Tang Sanzang didn't know what his three apprentices had done, seeing people coming to arrest him, he was so frightened that he went straight to Ao Lie to hide.

Monkey King said indifferently: "Ao Lie, take the little monk out."

Ao Lie nodded, and a gust of wind blew the king and all the courtiers to close their eyes. When they opened their eyes, they saw a long white dragon carrying the monk and soaring away.

Although Emperor Fanchen is called the Son of Heaven of the True Dragon, he has never seen a real dragon.

The king suddenly exclaimed, and brought all the ministers to prostrate on the ground and shouted: "The dragon appears, the dragon appears, protect my country!"

Seeing this, the three monsters were also shocked for a moment.

But they quickly realized and said to the king, "That's just a small trick, don't let Your Majesty be fooled by the monk's tricks."

Can the king see it with his own eyes?But the national teacher is someone he trusts, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

But listening to the dragon singing for nine days outside, shocked the mountains and rivers.

Zhu Bajie said to the king: "You believe in the slander of the monster, and destroy the monks in order to promote the Tao. You are really a fool of the king. Even if the real dragon shows up, he will not protect you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the white dragon hovering above the palace really carried the monk away.

The king ran out immediately, crying against the wind: "Don't go, the dragon, don't go—"

Here the tiger, deer and sheep were furious, they captured the king and asked, "What are you chasing, can you catch up?"

The king burst into tears and said that the monk was very capable.Lu Liqi said: "It's just a dragon, when my elder brother called the wind and rain, a dragon appeared in the sky, how did you forget?"

How could the king forget, but Zhu Bajie's words made him worried. Did he really do something wrong by destroying temples and promoting Taoism?

Hu Li said: "I've already said that it's just a monk's trick to cover up the eyes. The real dragons are hidden in the clouds, and only a few people are lucky enough to see them when it rains. Why are you panicking?"

After hearing this, the king hurriedly said: "Can the national teacher ask for rain for the widow again, so that the widow can feel at ease when they see the real dragon."

Hu Lizheng had this plan, he said: "Okay, take this opportunity, the three of my brothers will compete with those monks, whoever can ask the real dragon to show up and rain is really capable, otherwise it will be deceiving the king. will kill."

Sun Wukong snorted and said, "Overthinking one's abilities."

Just look at Hu Li opening the altar to pray for rain, burning incense and talismans and chanting mantras, all of a sudden he took out several gold medals, which were the orders of 'wind, cloud, thunder and rain'.

Monkey King knew that the token was not fake, and he had already come out of his body to stop Sifeng, Leishen and Tuiyun boy who came.

Seeing the great sage, the three gods hurriedly asked: "The little god didn't know that the great sage was here, so he bumped into the great sage."

Sun Wukong said: "No problem."

He said to the three gods: "Don't help that demon, and listen to my orders."

How dare the three gods disobey: "It all depends on the orders of the Great Sage."

They hid among the clouds and watched, no matter how powerful the tiger gave orders with tokens, they dared not come out.

Hu Li was so distraught that he decided to order the Dragon King of the Four Seas directly.

Sun Wukong transmitted the voice of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and they were not allowed to move.

As soon as the tiger's power was used, the sky was still clear, there was no wind, and there was no rain, as if the token for praying for rain was a fake.

He slapped the table angrily, and said to the king: "I don't know where to ask today, all the gods are not at home, and they can't hear my orders."

The king believed him when he saw him begging for rain.

He said to Monkey King: "Since the gods are not here, I'm afraid you won't be able to ask for rain."

Monkey King raised his eyelids: "Who says they are not at home."

He turned to the sky four times: "Where is Si Feng! Where is Tuiyun! Where is Thunder God! Where is Dragon King of the Four Seas!"

boom -

I saw that the weather was calm and the sea suddenly burst into strong winds, and then dark clouds covered, and thunder roared among the clouds.

The king had never seen such a posture before, and he was shocked for a long time without saying a word.

The real dragon appeared and made the people run out of the house to kneel and worship, and Jin Wushu also came out of the Zifu, and ran out happily to get wet in the rain.

Seeing that he was drenched all over, Sun Wukong raised his voice and said, "Let's stop the rain, please go back later."

The three gods and the Dragon King of the Four Seas said together: "The Great Sage orders." The sky suddenly cleared.

Only then did the king know how powerful Sun Wukong was, and he was so flustered that he didn't stand or sit.

Seeing that the king's treatment of the monk was different from before, and the tiger, deer and sheep saw that the situation was not good, they didn't dare to fight the three Monkey Kings, but they actually shot at Jin Wushu.

How Monkey King will let them succeed.

His eyes turned cold, and he immediately hugged Jin Wushu into his arms, and shouted: "Thunder God!"

As soon as Leishen arrived at Nantianmen, he returned in a hurry: "What orders does the Great Sage have?"

Jin Wushu raised his eyes in his arms, and saw the stern face of the Great Sage, and ordered in a serious tone——

"Chop those three evil beasts to the old grandson."

The author says:

Sun Wukong rubs his fingers——

Jin Wushu: Piss... the Great Sage of Piss is in his hands.