[Journey to the West] Wearing the tight hoop of the Great Sage

◎"Did you hook me up just now?"◎

The master and his disciples crossed the Heishui River, headed west with the stars and the moon, and walked without waves for several months. It was the spring of March, when all things were recovering, and finally arrived at the next city.

They saw a city in front of them, and from a distance they heard a roar from there, the shouts of hundreds of people shouting together.

Tang Sanzang got off his horse on a small hillside, and listened attentively: "Wukong, is there something strange about that city ahead?"

He was a little unaccustomed to being safe and sound for several months. Looking at the majestic and majestic city from a distance, he didn't know if there were monsters hiding in it.

Jin Wushu was held by Sun Wukong, and he heard the words lying in his ear and said: "Great Sage, the little monk is looking forward to being eaten."

Sun Wukong chuckled: "Then shall we fulfill his wish?"

Tang Sanzang: "..."

Suddenly there was a "bang", and there was a loud noise outside the city. The sound was like thunder, and Tang Sanzang trembled in fright.

Ao Lie protects the person: "Don't be afraid, it should be the sound of boulders rolling to the ground."

He asked Sun Wukong: "Brother, is that city safe?"

Jin Wushu said: "Brother Ao Lie, don't worry, you're safe anywhere with the Great Sage."

A group of people: "..."

Although he knew that Xiao Jinghou was a great sage, his words were true.

I just saw the hands of the two of them holding each other, even when talking, they had to hold their shoulders and hug their necks, sticking to each other's ears, for fear that the other party would not hear...

They toured the scenery along the way, and what they saw the most was the little tight hoop and Monkey King's greasy vigor.

But the two of them acted like no one was around, sometimes they "talked about love" in front of them, and sometimes they went to the purple mansion to steal grapes.

When it comes to grapes, Zhu Bajie is so greedy that Sun Wukong is so stingy that he won’t give him anything to eat, and he will beat him with a stick if he asks a few more questions. The angry Zhu Bajie kept yelling to go back to Gao Laozhuang. Go their separate ways.

In the end, Jin Wushun had no choice but to give Zhu Bajie a bunch of grape seeds: "Senior Brother Bajie, why don't you plant grapes in your own Zifu?"

Thinking that this is the purple gold grape that Lingji Bodhisattva has planted for thousands of years to bear fruit.

Pig Bajie: "..."

You don't have to.

***

Monkey King saw at a glance that although the city had auspicious brilliance, it had hidden evil spirits.

There was constant yelling in the distance, and a group of monks in ragged clothes gathered outside the city. They were all pulling carts and carrying stones, shouting in unison: "Bodhisattva of Great Strength." They were carrying and repairing something.

Zhu Bajie's eyesight can see hundreds of miles away, so it's no problem for him to see everyone's state and expression clearly at this distance.

Seeing this, he said: "Those monks seem to be building the monastery, but they are all doing their own work. They don't see the handyman. I think they are very devout to the Buddha."

Tang Sanzang was very happy when he heard the words: "Perhaps it is the lord of this place who worships the Buddha and worships the Buddha."

Seeing that the young monk was innocent, Sun Wukong snorted and said, "Worship Buddha and fast?"

He saw a few Taoist priests holding whisks and watching the monks work like supervisors. The monks were even more frightened when they saw the Taoist priests and did not dare to be lazy.

He said: "According to the old grandson, the country's lord respects Taoism and destroys monks just as well."

Jin Wushu knew that this was the country of Che Chi, and he was about to meet the three monsters, the tiger, the deer and the sheep.

But he pretended to be very surprised: "Ah? If the young monk enters the city, wouldn't it be very dangerous, and he will be dragged to work as a coolie?"

He ran over and squeezed Tang Sanzang's slender arm: "Little monk, you are too thin, I'm afraid you can't even lift a bucket of water."

Tang Sanzang stared at his wrist, wanting to say "each other, each other." But he saw his big apprentice grab the little tight hoop back into his arms.

A pool of Lingquan water floated in front of Jin Wushu's eyes, and Monkey King said, "Wash your hands."

Tang Sanzang: "..."

I'm dirty?

Jin Wushu obediently washed his hands, and said to Monkey King, "Let's go and see, Great Sage."

Sun Wukong said yes, he asked Tang Sanzang to wait here, took Jin Wushu to fly over, and landed as two wandering Taoist priests.

It happened that a little Taoist priest with a dust whisk on his arm came to meet them, he raised his hand when he saw them and said: "The poor Taoist sees the two Taoist priests with strange eyes, dare to ask where the two Taoist priests come from?"

Seeing their appearance, the little Taoist couldn't help sighing in his heart that they were so handsome.

Jin Wushu returned the gift and said: "My senior brother and I traveled all over the world, and when we arrived at the treasure land, we didn't know each other very well. If we dare to ask the master, if my senior brother should go to the city, which way should I ask the Taoist priest to tell me, and my senior brother and I will do the same." It’s better to eat some fast.”

The Xiaodao laughed loudly when he heard the words: "Why do the two Taoists want to fast?"

Jin Wushu was puzzled: "Monks live by begging for food. If they don't do fasting, how can they fill their stomachs?"

The little Taoist said: "Seeing that your brothers and sisters have come from afar, I don't know anything about my 'Chechi Kingdom'." He said with a proud face: "My Lord Chechi is very good at Taoism and loves virtuous people, and he treats Taoists like us very much. In order to be close, why do you need to go to the city? You just need to choose a good family and a good restaurant, and you don’t need to hand over gold and silver, and someone will bring you food.”

Jin Wushu was surprised: "Is there such a good thing?" He deliberately said to Sun Wukong: "I think the Lord used to be a Taoist priest, so he is so close to Taoist priests."

When Xiaodao heard it, he waved his hand: "No, no."

He recounted the past in detail: "Because of the long drought and no rain in the Chechi country 20 years ago, the people were in dire straits. Regardless of whether the monarchs and ministers bathed and burned incense every day, worshiping gods and praying for rain was of no use. Just in the Chechi country was on the verge of extinction. At that time, three immortal elders suddenly descended from the sky to pray for rain, which relieved the urgent need of the lord and saved tens of thousands of people in the Che Chi Kingdom. "

He said: "Thanks to the three immortal elders, from now on the lord of the country only respects Taoism and does not believe in Buddhism, making me and other Taoists very happy."

Jin Wushu exclaimed: "Brother dare to ask, are those three elders?"

The little Taoist said: "It is the three masters of the poor way, the Great Immortal of Huli, the Great Immortal of Luli and the Great Immortal of Yangli."

Jin Wushu: "To be called a Great Immortal, I think he has extraordinary magic power."

The Taoist said with a chuckle: "That's natural. My teacher has the ability to turn his hands into clouds and his hands into rain. His supernatural powers can take over the heavens and the earth's fortunes. It's even easier to turn stones into gold and turn stars into stars..."

Jin Wushu suddenly put his arms around Sun Wukong's arm, and said with a smile, "But what's so difficult about it? My brothers and sisters all know the supernatural powers you mentioned, and they are invincible."

Seeing that his words and deeds were inconsequential, the little Taoist snorted and laughed: "It's a joke, my master's supernatural power can move mountains and fill seas. What skills do you have, how can you compare?"

The little Taoist could only look up at Sun Wukong, and seeing his stern face, he couldn't help beating his heart. When he looked over again, he saw the stern Taoist suddenly lowered his head, with a gentle expression...smiling?

Monkey King is tall and has long legs, more than a head taller than the little Taoist priest, standing there is very eye-catching.

How could he care about the words of the little Taoist priest, there was a little guy tormenting him by his side right now.

He lowered his eyes, saw the little tight hoop rub against him again, hooked his fingers dishonestly around the belt around his waist, and proudly said to the little Taoist priest: "My brother is very capable, if you really use supernatural powers, just I’m afraid I’m going to scare the shit out of you.”

The little Taoist didn't believe it, and immediately glared at him angrily: "Okay, where did the crappy Taoist dare to praise Haikou, see if I don't take it, you can see the master, ah—"

Monkey King's golden eyes swept away: "Noisy."

Hearing that the little Taoist hadn't finished speaking, he let out a scream.When he reacted, he was already hanging upside down on the high city gate tower by an invisible force.

Jin Wushu looked around and saw that the little Taoist's penis was wet, and the urine was flowing down the little Taoist's body to his frightened face, dripping down...

Jin Wushu burst out laughing, and pointed out, "Hahaha, great sage, look, that little Taoist is afraid of heights, he was really scared to the point of shit."

Sun Wukong pulled back his hand, squeezed it twice, and said in a deep voice: "Hands are never honest for a moment."

Jin Wushu blinked: "Huh?"

Why are my hands dishonest?

Sun Wukong lowered his head and touched the tip of his nose: "Did you just hook me?"

Jin Wushun caught a glimpse of the belt on the Great Sage's waist loosening, and quickly tied it up for him, saying, "I, I, I didn't do it on purpose..."

Woohoo, I think I, Jin Wushu, have a heart but no guts, so how dare I really seduce you.

Sun Wukong saw through Xiao Jinghou's thoughts at a glance, let his hands grope around his waist, and said: "What are you afraid of, can I eat you?"

Jin Wushu thought of the bunches of 'tool' grapes that they had devoured, and thought of the Great Sage rubbing hands with him, nibbling his...

He couldn't think any more, and nodded heavily with a blushing face: "En!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

He stretched out his hand to pinch Jin Wushu's slender waist, frowned suddenly and said, "You're skinny, why don't you see any growth?" Then he sighed and said, "Forget it, let's raise you for a while longer, otherwise..."

Jin Wushu was immersed in endless shame at this time, and the big hand around his waist made him unable to think normally.

Before he had time to react to what the Great Sage said earlier, he only heard the sentence: "Otherwise..."

He was extremely curious, and there was a battle between heaven and man in his heart, and finally mustered up the courage to raise his head and ask softly, "Otherwise what?"

Seeing Sun Wukong hooked his lips into a smile, he lowered his head and whispered in his ear, "Otherwise... can you bear it?"

Jin Wushu: Lying...!He is dying.

Why on earth is he asking!

for!Varied!what!

Jin Wushu was so ashamed that he didn't know what to do, he immediately lowered his head and started to serve quail, his whole body was flushed, he felt that he was already ripe and ready to start the feast.

***

Tang Sanzang and the others waited three miles away, and after a while Sun Wukong came back with a small tight band. He asked Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, why haven't Wukong and the others come back?"

Zhu Bajie kept staring at the movement at the city gate, and rolled his eyes to the sky when he heard this.

No matter how long his elder brother and little tight hoop had gone, he had been blatantly lying at the gate of the city for a long time.

He rubbed his eyes and snorted, "Oh, master, just wait."

***

There was a lot of movement about the little Taoist priest being hung on the city gate tower. The coolie monks under the city tower all looked up. They were so surprised that they all turned their heads to look at Monkey King and Jin Wushu.

But seeing that they were also dressed as Taoist priests, they all ran away in fright.

Hearing the movement, several Taoist priests came from all directions.

They surrounded Sun Wukong and Sun Wukong, and said fiercely, "Where did you come from, how dare you hurt people!"

The one on the city gate is the disciple of the three immortal elders, and now he is so humiliated by the foreign Taoist priests, if they don't take him away, how dare they go back and return their orders.

Even if he was surrounded by people, Jin Wushu was not shy.

Sun Wukong smiled lightly, rubbing the tip of his nose against his face, seeing that he was too shy to look up, he stopped teasing him: "Hey, go back to the Purple Mansion for a while, and I'll deal with them."

The Purple Mansion opened, and Jin Wushu, who was frozen in place, suddenly came to life, and swam inside like a fish.

Finally, I do n’t have to face the Great Saint for the time being.

He finally realized the feeling of wanting to live and die.

The author says:

Maybe there will be another chapter later, it will probably be midnight, don't wait, it will be the same tomorrow~

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