On the other hand, he was able to become an immortal back then because he ate the thousand-year-old fleece-flower root from the pangolin, although he never admitted that it was stealing.But when the pangolin swore that he would pay with his blood, he didn't want to look into those debt-collecting ghost-like eyes every day.Although Han Zhongli and Lan Caihe didn't explicitly object, they didn't agree either.Lu Dongbin is naturally 1000 million unwilling.
He Xiangu said good things about the two big chariots, and Tieguai Li and Zhang Guolao reluctantly agreed, but if the pangolin behaves indiscreetly, they will be expelled immediately.Naturally, He Xiangu was willing to vouch for it, and the pangolin classmate came over in a short time.Except for He Xiangu, no one gave him any good looks.But the pangolin didn't mind at all, which surprised all the immortals.In the days that followed, the pangolin honestly chanted scriptures and Buddha, and practiced diligently, and the immortals looked at him differently, and his speech eased a lot, so that when Han Zhongli taught Lu Dongbin a lesson, he would always say: "Dongbin, you You can’t learn from pangolins, you see how hard they work! If you don’t step up your practice, maybe he will become a fairy earlier than you!”
The pangolin replied respectfully: "Brother Zhongli has won the award. The so-called stupid bird flies first. Brother Dongbin is talented and intelligent, and he will become a fairy just around the corner. How can I compare with Brother Dongbin?" Before Lu Dongbin could speak, He Xiangu said: "The pangolin , why do you underestimate yourself? We have all seen your hard work, and you will definitely achieve a positive result." All the immortals agreed, "Yes, pangolin, we are all optimistic about you!" Lu Dongbin waved his folding fan and ran away angrily .Han Zhongli shook his head and said with a smile: "This guy has a bigger temper than my master!" He Xiangu laughed and said, "Sometimes he really looks like a child. Let me go and see!" Fairy, he has always listened to you more."
Xiangu smiled and said: "Brother Zhongli is too far-fetched." After saying that, he was about to catch up, and the pangolin hurriedly said: "Xiangu, I didn't understand a sentence in the scriptures just now, please help me to read it." Here, you can just ask them." Xiangu smiled slightly and walked away.A look of disappointment flashed in the pangolin's eyes, Han Zhongli and the others were scrambling to teach him, but he wanted to chase the fairy but couldn't, so he had to blindly point to a few words in the scriptures.They chatted endlessly, but the pangolin didn't listen to a word.
Lu Dongbin was wandering alone on the street, and when he thought of Master and Xiangu being coaxed around by pangolins, he became furious.Especially that pangolin, who used the guise of cultivating immortals to hang out with Xiangu all day long, he wished he could kick this pangolin to Java.He was looking up to the sky and sighing, when suddenly someone patted his shoulder, and He Xiangu smiled and said, "Are you really angry?" Lu Dongbin turned around and said, "Aren't you busy giving advice to the pangolin? He has a better future than me." Too much!" He Xiangu laughed and said, "Can you stop being so awkward? You're so petty!" Lu Dongbin said, "The pangolin is hardworking, generous and likable, so why are you looking for me!"
He Xiangu said angrily: "Han Zhongli is the one who said you, why are you angry with me!" Lu Dongbin hurriedly said, "Why am I angry with you? I'll be angry with myself." He Xiangu said: "Then don't be so stern, let me see if you smile." Lu Dongbin made a big smile, and then made a few faces, Xiangu also "puchi" laughed.At this time, a large group of people shouted and ran forward, as if they were going to a market.A young man with the appearance of a scholar waved to Lu Dongbin and said with a smile: "Dongbin, I heard that there is a new oiran in Hongxiangyuan, who is both talented in sex and art. Don't regret it for the rest of your life!" Lu Dongbin recognized him as the son of Mr. Jin, the Minister of the Household Department. Jin Ming, he's a nice guy, but he's a bit lustful. It's a common practice to look for flowers and ask willows, and he often makes a minister very angry.Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "I won't join in the fun."
Jin Ming suddenly saw He Xiangu next to him, suddenly realized, and laughed loudly: "Brother Dong Bin is already accompanied by a beautiful woman, so I won't bother you!" Lu Dongbin hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense!" Not hearing Jin Ming's teasing, she frowned slightly, counted her fingers, and sure enough, the so-called oiran was the reincarnation of Fairy Peony.Jin Ming had already run away quickly, Xiangu said: "Dong Bin, let's go see the oiran too." Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Xiangu, are you joking?"
He Xiangu laughed and said, "Who are you kidding? I'm going to see an old friend." Lu Dongbin said, "An old friend?" Looking at her, said: "Are you going to go like this?" Xiangu suddenly realized, and smiled: "Almost forgot!"He Xiangu snatched the folding fan from Lv Dongbin's hand, shook it lightly, and said, "How is it?" After a while, she said: "Let's go!" She walked quickly, and Lu Dongbin followed closely behind.
When He Xiangu and Lu Dongbin arrived at the Hongxiangyuan, the lobby was already full of people, and there was a large flower table in the middle of the lobby, but there was no one there.An impatient man slapped the table and yelled: "Come out, I want to see the oiran!" A scholar next to him sneered and said: "Ordinary people, vulgar!" Naturally, the man was not happy, stepped forward, and grabbed the The scholar collar said: "Bookworm, what are you farting?" The scholar was not afraid, and said: "Is the oiran someone like you who can read it? I think you should go back to butcher pigs!" A person next to him laughed and said: "How do you know that he is a pig killer?" The scholar said, "He has a fat brain and greasy hands, isn't he a pig killer?" Everyone laughed.The butcher's anger was unrevealable, and he lifted the scholar high.The old bustard hurriedly laughed and said, "Master, don't be so angry! They're all here for fun, don't hurt your temper!"
He Xiangu smiled and said, "Dong Bin, isn't he the same person just now?" Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "His name is Jin Ming, and he is the son of the Minister of Rites." He Xiangu said: "The son of the Minister of Rites? So there is a backer!" Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "He must have escaped without telling his father. Even if the man beat him black and blue, he wouldn't dare to tell his family." He Xiangu said, "Then why don't you help him? Not enough friends." Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Since you open your mouth, I will help him." The big man who killed the pig was also very hot-tempered, so he didn't pay attention to the old bustard's words, so he swung his arm and saw the scholar's A face was about to bloom, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in the shoulder, and the whole arm was hanging down, and it was impossible to lift it up.
The scholar landed steadily on the ground, straightened his clothes slowly, walked towards Lu Dongbin, and said with a smile, "Brother Dongbin, why are you here?" He smiled and said, "Aren't you afraid that I will tell the beauty beside you?" Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "You can tell her now." Jin Ming was puzzled and said, "Now?" Lu Dongbin pointed at He Xiangu and smiled: Let me introduce, this is Mr. He." When Jin Ming saw He Xiangu, he opened his mouth wide and said, "You...you are not...?" He Xiangu nodded slightly and said, "I'm polite." Jin Ming hurriedly replied, "I'm Jin Ming." After finishing speaking, he whispered in Lu Dongbin's ear, "What's the matter?" Lu Dongbin whispered, "Just focus on your oiran!" Although Jin Ming was strange, he was not a troublesome person.
At this time, the figures on the flower platform flickered, the colorful dancers danced in the air, the noise suddenly stopped, and everyone's eyes turned to the flower platform.The black hair is like a waterfall, and the waist is like a bundle; the colorful sleeves are fluttering, and the skirt is flying;Eyebrows are like a crescent moon, light blue daisy, eyes like stars, full of eagerness.The light gauze half covered her face, her coquettish attitude was pitiful.After the dance, she panted slightly, the tulle moved slightly, and her vermilion lips parted slightly: "The white peony of my slave family is showing her ugliness." Before she could say a word, there was thunderous applause.
Chapter No.20
He Xiangu saw Bai Mudan falling into the dust, and thought of the old friendship, she felt very uncomfortable, but she heard Lu Dongbin sigh: "Unexpectedly, there is such a beautiful woman in the brothel!" He Xiangu glared at him and said "Do you want to invite someone to have a drink?" Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "I just said it casually, but you are still angry!" He Xiangu said: "Who is angry with you? Let me tell you, you are not allowed to beat her." It’s my idea, or I’ll never end with you!” She said this, she didn’t want to let Mudan fall into love again, and she would go to the fairyland sooner, but in Lu Dongbin’s ears, it became the jealous words of a little girl!Lu Dongbin rolled his eyes, and said with a grin: "It's really sad that Miss Bai has both sex and art, but she is reduced to a brothel. It's better to redeem her, it's a merit."
He Xiangu pondered for a while, and said: "Of course I want to redeem her, but..." Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "You don't have to worry about the money, just leave it to me. It would be even better if you can help Huabai girl to cultivate immortality." He Xiangu He smiled and said, "How do you know that I want to ferry her?" Lu Dongbin said, "I just heard what you said about an old person, and it must be this white girl." He Xiangu blurted out: "Yes, she was originally the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Court. Fairy Peony." Lu Dongbin said: "Then what mistake did she make to be demoted as a brothel girl?" He Xiangu said: "She..." After saying a word, she stopped talking, just said, "Of course it is." Breaking the rules of heaven."
Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "I know it even if you don't say it. The fairy's relegation is nothing more than moving the heart. Why do you deliberately hide it from me?" He Xiangu said: "Since you know, why should I talk too much?" Lu Dongbin laughed
He Xiangu said good things about the two big chariots, and Tieguai Li and Zhang Guolao reluctantly agreed, but if the pangolin behaves indiscreetly, they will be expelled immediately.Naturally, He Xiangu was willing to vouch for it, and the pangolin classmate came over in a short time.Except for He Xiangu, no one gave him any good looks.But the pangolin didn't mind at all, which surprised all the immortals.In the days that followed, the pangolin honestly chanted scriptures and Buddha, and practiced diligently, and the immortals looked at him differently, and his speech eased a lot, so that when Han Zhongli taught Lu Dongbin a lesson, he would always say: "Dongbin, you You can’t learn from pangolins, you see how hard they work! If you don’t step up your practice, maybe he will become a fairy earlier than you!”
The pangolin replied respectfully: "Brother Zhongli has won the award. The so-called stupid bird flies first. Brother Dongbin is talented and intelligent, and he will become a fairy just around the corner. How can I compare with Brother Dongbin?" Before Lu Dongbin could speak, He Xiangu said: "The pangolin , why do you underestimate yourself? We have all seen your hard work, and you will definitely achieve a positive result." All the immortals agreed, "Yes, pangolin, we are all optimistic about you!" Lu Dongbin waved his folding fan and ran away angrily .Han Zhongli shook his head and said with a smile: "This guy has a bigger temper than my master!" He Xiangu laughed and said, "Sometimes he really looks like a child. Let me go and see!" Fairy, he has always listened to you more."
Xiangu smiled and said: "Brother Zhongli is too far-fetched." After saying that, he was about to catch up, and the pangolin hurriedly said: "Xiangu, I didn't understand a sentence in the scriptures just now, please help me to read it." Here, you can just ask them." Xiangu smiled slightly and walked away.A look of disappointment flashed in the pangolin's eyes, Han Zhongli and the others were scrambling to teach him, but he wanted to chase the fairy but couldn't, so he had to blindly point to a few words in the scriptures.They chatted endlessly, but the pangolin didn't listen to a word.
Lu Dongbin was wandering alone on the street, and when he thought of Master and Xiangu being coaxed around by pangolins, he became furious.Especially that pangolin, who used the guise of cultivating immortals to hang out with Xiangu all day long, he wished he could kick this pangolin to Java.He was looking up to the sky and sighing, when suddenly someone patted his shoulder, and He Xiangu smiled and said, "Are you really angry?" Lu Dongbin turned around and said, "Aren't you busy giving advice to the pangolin? He has a better future than me." Too much!" He Xiangu laughed and said, "Can you stop being so awkward? You're so petty!" Lu Dongbin said, "The pangolin is hardworking, generous and likable, so why are you looking for me!"
He Xiangu said angrily: "Han Zhongli is the one who said you, why are you angry with me!" Lu Dongbin hurriedly said, "Why am I angry with you? I'll be angry with myself." He Xiangu said: "Then don't be so stern, let me see if you smile." Lu Dongbin made a big smile, and then made a few faces, Xiangu also "puchi" laughed.At this time, a large group of people shouted and ran forward, as if they were going to a market.A young man with the appearance of a scholar waved to Lu Dongbin and said with a smile: "Dongbin, I heard that there is a new oiran in Hongxiangyuan, who is both talented in sex and art. Don't regret it for the rest of your life!" Lu Dongbin recognized him as the son of Mr. Jin, the Minister of the Household Department. Jin Ming, he's a nice guy, but he's a bit lustful. It's a common practice to look for flowers and ask willows, and he often makes a minister very angry.Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "I won't join in the fun."
Jin Ming suddenly saw He Xiangu next to him, suddenly realized, and laughed loudly: "Brother Dong Bin is already accompanied by a beautiful woman, so I won't bother you!" Lu Dongbin hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense!" Not hearing Jin Ming's teasing, she frowned slightly, counted her fingers, and sure enough, the so-called oiran was the reincarnation of Fairy Peony.Jin Ming had already run away quickly, Xiangu said: "Dong Bin, let's go see the oiran too." Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Xiangu, are you joking?"
He Xiangu laughed and said, "Who are you kidding? I'm going to see an old friend." Lu Dongbin said, "An old friend?" Looking at her, said: "Are you going to go like this?" Xiangu suddenly realized, and smiled: "Almost forgot!"He Xiangu snatched the folding fan from Lv Dongbin's hand, shook it lightly, and said, "How is it?" After a while, she said: "Let's go!" She walked quickly, and Lu Dongbin followed closely behind.
When He Xiangu and Lu Dongbin arrived at the Hongxiangyuan, the lobby was already full of people, and there was a large flower table in the middle of the lobby, but there was no one there.An impatient man slapped the table and yelled: "Come out, I want to see the oiran!" A scholar next to him sneered and said: "Ordinary people, vulgar!" Naturally, the man was not happy, stepped forward, and grabbed the The scholar collar said: "Bookworm, what are you farting?" The scholar was not afraid, and said: "Is the oiran someone like you who can read it? I think you should go back to butcher pigs!" A person next to him laughed and said: "How do you know that he is a pig killer?" The scholar said, "He has a fat brain and greasy hands, isn't he a pig killer?" Everyone laughed.The butcher's anger was unrevealable, and he lifted the scholar high.The old bustard hurriedly laughed and said, "Master, don't be so angry! They're all here for fun, don't hurt your temper!"
He Xiangu smiled and said, "Dong Bin, isn't he the same person just now?" Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "His name is Jin Ming, and he is the son of the Minister of Rites." He Xiangu said: "The son of the Minister of Rites? So there is a backer!" Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "He must have escaped without telling his father. Even if the man beat him black and blue, he wouldn't dare to tell his family." He Xiangu said, "Then why don't you help him? Not enough friends." Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Since you open your mouth, I will help him." The big man who killed the pig was also very hot-tempered, so he didn't pay attention to the old bustard's words, so he swung his arm and saw the scholar's A face was about to bloom, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in the shoulder, and the whole arm was hanging down, and it was impossible to lift it up.
The scholar landed steadily on the ground, straightened his clothes slowly, walked towards Lu Dongbin, and said with a smile, "Brother Dongbin, why are you here?" He smiled and said, "Aren't you afraid that I will tell the beauty beside you?" Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "You can tell her now." Jin Ming was puzzled and said, "Now?" Lu Dongbin pointed at He Xiangu and smiled: Let me introduce, this is Mr. He." When Jin Ming saw He Xiangu, he opened his mouth wide and said, "You...you are not...?" He Xiangu nodded slightly and said, "I'm polite." Jin Ming hurriedly replied, "I'm Jin Ming." After finishing speaking, he whispered in Lu Dongbin's ear, "What's the matter?" Lu Dongbin whispered, "Just focus on your oiran!" Although Jin Ming was strange, he was not a troublesome person.
At this time, the figures on the flower platform flickered, the colorful dancers danced in the air, the noise suddenly stopped, and everyone's eyes turned to the flower platform.The black hair is like a waterfall, and the waist is like a bundle; the colorful sleeves are fluttering, and the skirt is flying;Eyebrows are like a crescent moon, light blue daisy, eyes like stars, full of eagerness.The light gauze half covered her face, her coquettish attitude was pitiful.After the dance, she panted slightly, the tulle moved slightly, and her vermilion lips parted slightly: "The white peony of my slave family is showing her ugliness." Before she could say a word, there was thunderous applause.
Chapter No.20
He Xiangu saw Bai Mudan falling into the dust, and thought of the old friendship, she felt very uncomfortable, but she heard Lu Dongbin sigh: "Unexpectedly, there is such a beautiful woman in the brothel!" He Xiangu glared at him and said "Do you want to invite someone to have a drink?" Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "I just said it casually, but you are still angry!" He Xiangu said: "Who is angry with you? Let me tell you, you are not allowed to beat her." It’s my idea, or I’ll never end with you!” She said this, she didn’t want to let Mudan fall into love again, and she would go to the fairyland sooner, but in Lu Dongbin’s ears, it became the jealous words of a little girl!Lu Dongbin rolled his eyes, and said with a grin: "It's really sad that Miss Bai has both sex and art, but she is reduced to a brothel. It's better to redeem her, it's a merit."
He Xiangu pondered for a while, and said: "Of course I want to redeem her, but..." Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "You don't have to worry about the money, just leave it to me. It would be even better if you can help Huabai girl to cultivate immortality." He Xiangu He smiled and said, "How do you know that I want to ferry her?" Lu Dongbin said, "I just heard what you said about an old person, and it must be this white girl." He Xiangu blurted out: "Yes, she was originally the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Court. Fairy Peony." Lu Dongbin said: "Then what mistake did she make to be demoted as a brothel girl?" He Xiangu said: "She..." After saying a word, she stopped talking, just said, "Of course it is." Breaking the rules of heaven."
Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "I know it even if you don't say it. The fairy's relegation is nothing more than moving the heart. Why do you deliberately hide it from me?" He Xiangu said: "Since you know, why should I talk too much?" Lu Dongbin laughed
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