[Comprehensive] Professional Blocker

What happens when two psychos end up kissing hard?

When the kiss reached the point where it was no longer worth kissing, Li You let go of Reiji Munakata, wiped off the spilled saliva with a slumped face, and calmly walked under the shower to start the third step.Munakata pressed the wound on his red and swollen lips, and said calmly, "It's really rough."

Li You's lips were not much better, the warm water rushing through the wound caused slight pain, and he didn't want to talk much at first, but when he heard this complaint, he suddenly retorted, "Do you have the right to criticize others."

"Treat your boss with this attitude," Munakata said while walking into the shower next to Li You, "I should have bitten harder before."

"……To shut up."

There is obviously no explosive point worth looking forward to between the two psychopaths.

……

After the morning meeting the next day, Seri Awashima hesitated for a moment, but stopped Munakata.

"Awashima-kun, is there a question?"

"Director, please pay more attention to your body." Seri Awashima said seriously, looking at Munakata's lips.

After noticing this, Munakata was not embarrassed by being exposed, and thought helplessly that "even if he is a king, he is just an ordinary person who cannot catalyze wound healing", he stopped, turned around and looked at Awashima with a smile , with an innocent look of not knowing where the problem lies: "Oh?"

"Lips, you must be on fire." The well-shaped thin lips are obviously more swollen than usual, and the broken skin on the lips can even be seen clearly. Awashima frowned worriedly, and was about to speak out Munakata went to see a doctor, but was interrupted by Andy Daomingsi who mistakenly thought he was whispering to his companion.

"Ah, Shiina-san's symptoms are very similar to those of the room chief—"

Before he finished speaking, Ryuya Enomoto quickly stopped him, "Domyoji, your voice is so loud that it will blow the roof off!" There's no reason to blame it, so Enomoto-san, what kind of new world gate did you discover to cover Daomingji's mouth!

……

On the day of the S4 holiday, when Ri Gaoxiao, one of the problem children's quartet, came to invite Li You to join the fellowship, he was spending a quiet afternoon tea time in the reference room of the general affairs department.The weather was fine, Shanjo took Qing out for a walk resolutely, the entire reference room was very quiet, there were homemade desserts and black tea on the table, Li You was sitting there reading a book leisurely, next to Munakata squatting on the ground to solve the ten thousand piece jigsaw puzzle Rites.

Kid Hidaka didn't expect that the head of the room would be here, and as soon as he opened the door, he shouted excitedly: "Mr. Hey! Room chief!!!"

"Yeah." Reji Munakata pushed his glasses indifferently, stood up and smoothed the folds of his clothes, and smiled leisurely, "Mr. Hidaka, can you explain what 'normal' means?"

In this way, Munakata, who firmly believed in "even if it is to deepen the relationship, should go all out", followed. On the right, Seri Awashima sat on the right as usual, and Li Yu, who was feeding Ao, arrived at the agreed izakaya a little later, As soon as the door was opened, a strong atmosphere of embarrassment came over his face, Li You even saw Ryuya Enomoto move to the right, leaving the position on the left of Munakata to him.

He has encountered this scene several times, but no matter how many times he sees it, he still doesn't quite understand it.

Li You knows that the members of S4 generally have an indescribable awe of Reiji Munakata, even Awashima, who admires him from the bottom of his heart, is no exception. Because the relationship with natural enemies appears in the same kind called human beings, Li You, who is indeed a bit rough in some aspects, has not been able to get used to the rules of this world so far.

What's more, people are not as simple as animals. Leaving aside the fact that the king is also a flesh-and-blood person, and his sprained ankle will swell up. As long as it is useful, Munakata Reishi can't be like a tiger eating a rabbit, stupid enough to kill you with a knife , since you can still save your life, then there is nothing to be afraid of.

At this moment, Enomoto, the aftermath specialist of the troubled children group, would actually do such a thing. Li You suddenly felt helpless, and felt a little pity for Munakata. He walked over with a blank expression, and was very considerate when he sat down He deliberately chose the blind spot of the crowd to raise his hand, and gently patted Munakata's shoulder reassuringly.

Regarding Fushimi Saru Higuna's "abnormal" welcome party, the truth is this. According to the regulations of S4, everyone must perform a show during the party, including the head of the room, Reiji Munakata, so he carefully prepared the "Turn the Plate" that day. ", but this show is not for entertaining the public, but for the public to be entertained by him. According to Munakata Reiji's bad taste, it is "I want to see the embarrassment expressions that you want to laugh but dare not laugh", but this kind of From Li You's point of view, no matter what he did, it was too stupid to look directly at (you don't need to describe it as "too fucking stupid"), so at that time, apart from Yoshijo's fortitude, only Shiina Yu was applauding.

But Li You has such a bold opinion, not because he hasn't been punished by Zongxiang, he still got hit a few times despite all kinds of vigilance, but so what, it's 100 years too early to see him make a fool of himself, as long as he is facial paralyzed, Omnipotent, even if the most serious one was that Munakata designed and lost the game, went to the playground to practice the sword-drawing system a hundred times-yes, the so-called sword-drawing system is the legendary "Shiina, draw the sword".

The man in the middle of the playground is tall and slender, just standing there has a kind of natural indomitable spirit, he patiently repeats the monotonous and boring movements over and over again, every time the posture of drawing the knife is so standard, every time "Shiina, draw the sword" is so sonorous and powerful, as if it is not fulfilling the promise of losing the game, but doing something solemn, and will never feel boring. I felt a subtle feeling of mystery——suddenly, I had the urge to draw the sword side by side with him! ! !

In order not to let the impulsiveness turn into a devil, they had no choice but to leave silently. In the end, only Munakata Reiji spoke with a half-smile, "Are you okay?"

Li You put the knife back into its sheath and nodded affirmatively at him. Except for a little dry mouth and the fact that the sun was green, there seemed to be no other adverse reactions.

"Did you think you could learn swastika by drawing a sword a hundred times and become a god in the new world?" Li You said expressionlessly, "You are too naive."

"..." So, sure enough, something is wrong.

Today's Munakata is as stupid as ever.

In the serious and tense atmosphere of the scene, he took out a pair of bearded glasses, put them on his face, and then sat there calmly, admiring everyone's embarrassing expressions that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

"I am very satisfied with today's friendship." This is Munakata Reiji's speech, "Everyone performed very well, except Shiina." He turned his face to look at Li You, who was beside him with a paralyzed face, and pushed himself with his slender and beautiful fingers Ghost animal glasses, "Shiina, I really want to see you make a fool of yourself."

At that time, everyone was indeed holding back their laughter, even Fushimi showed a sneer to save face, only Li Youmu looked at Zongxiang with a delicate look of "why did you give up the treatment" with a dead face.

After the friendship ended, Li You declined Shanjo's invitation to take a taxi together. Li You chose to go for a while, accompanied by Munakata Reiji.

The night wind at the end of September was a bit cool, not to mention cold, but it was still very lethal to Li You. He silently opened the blue barrier to wrap Zongxiang in, and heard the other party's chuckle, " Afraid of the cold, it's really against peace."

"..." Li You pursed his lips and ignored it.

"So, today's performance, do you really find it boring?"

With a slight wrong step, Li You stopped on the spot and looked back at Reiji Munakata.There was still a faint smile on that handsome face, but the ultramarine eyes were full of seriousness, and they looked at him without hesitation.

"No." Li You said, then turned around and continued to walk forward, the contours of his side face were sculpted and hard, but the corners of his lips seemed to be slightly curved upwards, and he even added in a good mood, "It's very interesting. "

"Oh." Seeing everything in his eyes, Munakata said with a slight delay, "Is it a vain attempt to see my unwilling struggle? What a pity, such a gaffe that shakes righteousness will not appear in on me."

"You think too much." Li You said, no one would want to see such a mess, "Your birthday is coming soon." He looked up into the depths of the nebula, "What gift do you want? "

For Reiji Munakata, sudden friendships and regular gatherings are all tools for the S4 team members to enhance their relationship. He can hold birthday parties for Seri Awashima, Domyoji, Enomoto, and any team members, so as to win Due interests, but regarding my birthday, although it can also be used as a tool to enhance everyone's relationship, but from a certain point of view, it is suspected of abusing power, so——

"It's just useless, it doesn't have any special meaning, and it's not worth the price to celebrate." Reji Munakata said when he saw the birthday gift Li You handed him for the first time.

But obviously this can't shake Li You who is used to going his own way.

No matter how many times I receive a specially customized [-]-piece jigsaw puzzle, I still feel very interested.

Following Li You's example and looking up at the grand sky, Zong Xiang chuckled, "Oh, you are really stubborn."

"So, what about your birthday?"

Li You glanced at him calmly, and said seriously, "Didn't I say that, I forgot."

"what a pity."

……

In the summer of Li You's third year in the youth team, as a birthday present in return, Reji Munakata found time to take him to a fireworks display.

The street along the riverside is full of fire trees and silver flowers, pedestrians are bustling, and various food stalls are bustlingly filling the entire long street. Wearing a simple bathrobe, Munakata Reisi walked in front with poise and took two bags from the boss. A takoyaki, and handed one to Li You, while earnestly asking for a receipt as usual, "Please write the payment to the Household Registration Division of the Legal Affairs Bureau—" Li You dragged away by the wrist as soon as he was halfway through speaking.

He turned his head, stared at Li You with his ultramarine blue eyes that were not covered by the lenses, and asked solemnly, "Why stop me?"

"..." Li You didn't speak, and stuck a ball in Zongxiang's mouth, "Eat yours."

The two walked along the street. Li You was not used to eating at roadside stalls that were not hygienic. Both takoyaki ended up in Munakata's belly, and he threw all the garbage he made into the trash can. Considering he was still hungry Munakata said, "In that case, let's go to a nearby izakaya."

"Don't you want to watch the fireworks? Let's talk about it after watching it." Li You said, frowning, and raised his hand to wipe off the sauce on the corner of Zongxiang's mouth——

The fingertips that have been holding the sword for many years are covered with rough and thin calluses, rubbing against the lips brings a slight numbness, the strange touch made both of them stunned, but soon, Li You returned his gaze with a paralyzed face as if nothing had happened, keep going.

During the summer festival, the grassy slopes by the river were full of people. They found a place under the bridge where the crowds were less crowded. When the roar sounded, the first fireworks had already bloomed. Fireworks of different styles, such as rounds, brocade crowns, and flying stars, come one after another, and colorful light spots are scattered like flowers, forming a magnificent and beautiful river of bright stars in the dark night sky.

Li You watched quietly, his slightly raised chin was sharp and sharp, and the flickering light reflected his stern side face. Even though he was wearing a casual bathrobe, those dark eyes were still as cold as night.A pair of hands suddenly pinched his cheeks, forcing a smile, and Munakata's clear voice was close at hand, "Shiina, smile for me."

"..." Li You frowned displeasedly and looked over, but he didn't wave away those evil hands.

It was still early at the end of the meeting, and they followed the returning crowd, and finally Li You decided to go back to the village to fill his stomach by himself.Different from the way you came here, there is a bridge on the way back. Li You walked a few steps forward, and suddenly found that Zongxiang hadn't followed, and was about to turn around to look, when he heard a familiar voice——

"Walk across this bridge hand in hand, but I haven't seen red bean paste for three years," Munakata read out the small advertisement posted by someone on the bridge, then looked straight at Li You, and stretched out his hand to him, "Shiina—"

"..." Hungry and didn't want to waste time, Li You frowned and took two steps forward to hold the hand, and continued on the right path. The night wind blowing towards his face was gentle and cool, he narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "Is it that unpalatable?"

"what?"

"Red bean paste." Li You said, every time he felt that the red bean paste he and Munakata ate were not from the same Awashima Seri. Do you wear glasses?"

"That's your illusion." Munakata said, "From your cooking skills, I thought you would have high requirements for food."

"It's just that there is no requirement for sweets."

"Oh?"

Li You didn't answer the phone any more, the hands that were attached to the palms were covered with thin calluses, the slender and well-proportioned fingers were beautiful but skinny, not soft to hold, but the cool temperature felt good, Li You's fingers were staggered and worn subconsciously. Jin Zongxiang's fingertips, the touch of interlocking fingers made him sigh slightly.

"Hello, Shiina."

"Ah."

"You were laughing just now."

"You read it wrong."

The bridge is not long, Li You walked down the last step, quickly let go of Zongxiang, and was about to continue walking, but was pushed to the side of the tree by his shoulders.

Munakata's beautiful face was close to him, and he was so close that he breathed and heard each other, "You're smiling now, too."

"Munakata Reishi," Li You said, "stay away."

"No, of course you have to take a good look at your ugliness."

It ended up being a kiss.

The scorching breath was tangled, and the soft touch was indescribable. Li You gave up and opened the slits of his lips to draw Zongxiang's tongue in. At the same time as the body fluid mixed, he wrapped his hands around the other's thin and narrow waist, pressing on his back and deepening his tenderness. this kiss.

Kissed a man three times, two of which were inseparable... really crazy, Li You thought silently.