[Black basket] Beep!You foul!

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For Heizi, an international friend from a foreign country, Shi Haichuan's parents responded with great enthusiasm, and took the initiative to drive their son out of the room, and took out the new quilt and mattress at home for Heizi to spread comfortably. Let Heizi live in.

"Mom, where should I sleep like this?" Shi Haichuan hugged his old quilt and looked at his mother pitifully.

"The living room is so big, can't you sleep?" Mama Shi stared.

Shi Haichuan had no choice but to focus on the small sofa at home where only two people could sit.

I don't know what my father thought back then. Instead of buying a bigger sofa, several small sofas for one or two people were placed here and there in the living room, and the good living room was messed up.Shi Haichuan seems to have found it in the corners of his memory. When his parents quarreled when he was a child, his father would always go to his room to "tell a story" to himself, and then grab a bed with him.Surprised, someone seemed to have suddenly discovered Dad's secret.

"Hit Japanese imperialism!"

The whole family fell silent immediately.Shi Haichuan's mother blinked, only to realize that the culprit was the TV set in the living room. Shi Haichuan was holding the quilt with one hand, and was holding the remote control with the other hand, which was very embarrassing.

"The brat is going to die, why are you watching TV so late!" Papa Shi felt his wife's intense gaze, and slapped Shi Haichuan on the back of the head with a slap.

Heizi seemed to be attracted by the TV, and trotted a few steps to the front of the TV: "...Mr. Shi, what is this?"

"You don't understand TV dramas or something." Shi Haichuan scratched the painful place from the beating and laughed dryly.

Heizi stared at the screen for a long time, and the man in military uniform held a samurai sword and shouted: "Shoot!"

"I understand!" Heizi said to Shi Haichuan dissatisfied.

Shi Haichuan's eyes twitched and he turned off the TV.

"Why did you turn it off?" Heizi sat on the armrest of the sofa, avoiding Shi Haichuan's upturned legs, and asked strangely.

The scene at this time was embarrassing, Shi's father and Shi's mother didn't even say how sleepy they were, and went back to their room. Only Shi Haichuan and Heizi were left in the huge living room.Shi Haichuan sat up and kicked Heizi to stop him from sitting on the armrest, there was no place for him to stretch his legs.

"See for yourself what time it is now, it's time to go to bed, and you have to get up early to go to school tomorrow." Shi Haichuan tried to educate.

A junior high school student is at the age of rebellion. Faced with Shi Haichuan's problem of not letting him watch TV, and kicking him again, he pouted and jumped directly on the sofa to sit on Shi Haichuan's body: "Turn the TV on." Turn on the phone for me, I can clearly understand, why are you lying to me?"

"The bastard is comfortable sitting on me, isn't he? I haven't had enough trouble at school just now!" Shi Haichuan only felt that his body hurt too much, and yelled for the junior high school student to get off quickly, but after a while he said: "Heizi, wait a minute!" , Press it again like this, I’ve been running for a day and it hurts to death, you rub it for me, that’s the spot just now. Yes, it’s here, the point.”

Heizi blinked, moved his butt twice, put his hand on the place where Shi Haichuan was comfortable, and pressed it, but he still insisted: "Turn on the TV!"

"How old are you, and you still want to turn on the TV." Shi Haichuan, who was served comfortably, forgot the embarrassment before, and turned on the TV. Just at this time, the ending song ended and the advertisement began to play, "Look, What's so cool about advertising."

The unwilling junior high school student stared at the TV, and finally reached out and took out the remote control from Shi Haichuan's hand: "Is this the only TV in your house?"

"You don't understand, what's so interesting." Shi Haichuan was dissatisfied that the junior high school student forgot to rub his waist, twisted twice to attract the junior high school student's attention, and sighed leisurely: "Look, it's better than From you, I can be regarded as an old bone."

Fortunately, Dad Shi in the room didn't understand, otherwise he would have broken through the door and yelled. You are an old man, so what about him, an old man?

Heizi went around for a while and finally found the music channel, and asked Shi Haichuan, "How to adjust the sound? Uncles and aunts are going to sleep, it's too loud."

"Why are you not so filial to me?" Shi Haichuan propped up his upper body, took the remote control and turned down the volume, then turned around and lay on the sofa, Heizi didn't move, the whole person straddled Shi Haichuan body.Shi Haichuan couldn't stand the look down from the junior high school student, and said, "Okay, you should go back to your room and sleep quickly, and gather at school tomorrow morning."

"Can't sleep." The junior high school student pouted and said dissatisfied.It was the first time I went far away, and my friends were not by my side, so it was strange to be able to sleep.

"There's nothing you can't fall asleep. You'll fall asleep after closing your eyes." Shi Haichuan said with a curled lip.

"Then go to bed later." Heizi got up and went to Shi Haichuan's side, squinting his eyes and watching the MV on the TV. Although he didn't know what to say, he watched it with gusto.

Shi Haichuan was thinking about tomorrow's itinerary. The school was in class in the morning, and Teiko's children would definitely not go to class together.So it is worth thinking about where to take them in one morning.Before coming here, I had already thought about several scenic spots, and usually there are not so many people, so I agreed with the teachers led by Diguang.This group of brats went abroad with great difficulty. It is impossible to train every day. It is too bad not to have a good time.

"Mr. Shi..."

"Ok?"

"Are you happy with the team you were in at the time?"

"How do you ask such a question?" Shi Haichuan rubbed Heizi's head.Heizi shook his head, and shook off Shi Haichuan's paw.

"It's been a long time since I felt like I did during today's game. Everyone cheered." Heizi stared at the TV, his voice was erratic, with a hoarseness unique to the night: "Mr. Shi has hardly watched our game, so he doesn't know."

"Why are children so sentimental?" Shi Haichuan rubbed the junior high school student's head more vigorously, and then pulled the junior high school student to the room that belonged to him: "Hurry up and go to bed, do you still need me to read you a story?"

"I'm not a child!" Heizi shook off Shi Haichuan's hand in dissatisfaction, and climbed onto the bed by himself.

Shi Haichuan grew up in this room. The corners of the wall are covered with graffiti of various colors, and there are no more graffiti at the top. Maybe it was out of reach when he was a child, but he has no interest when he grows up.The bed was so small that Shi Haichuan could only squeeze Shi Haichuan alone, but it was still too big for Heizi. One can imagine how excited Shi Haichuan was when he was a child on this "spacious" bed.Next to the bed was a bookcase, filled with books about referees and training, and on the desk, there was also a book that I hadn't finished reading, with various marks written on the side.

Reaching out to take the unfinished book in his hand, someone said to the junior high school student, "I'll turn off the light for you. I'll wake you up tomorrow."

The junior high school student who had been screaming not to be sleepy before, started to fight with his eyelids after his head hit the pillow, and fell asleep with a clear hum.

Shi Haichuan had no choice but to smile helplessly at this junior high school student who occupied the magpie's nest, and then closed the door softly for the junior high school student.

A good night's dream.

The next day Shi Haichuan only felt that his neck was sore. After he opened his eyes, he realized that it was because he fell under the sofa, and his neck was stiff in a strange posture.Shi Haichuan rubbed his neck, let out a breath, and then checked the time, it was already six o'clock in the morning.

After tidying himself up, he remembered that the clothes he changed at school yesterday hadn't been washed yet, so the washing machine started to roar again.

"What are you doing early in the morning?" Dad Shi rubbed his eyes and got up to go to the toilet. Hearing the sound, he couldn't help but come to the balcony to have a look. Come to wash? It's too loud."

"You old man, think I haven't done enough!" Shi Ma said violently.

So Shi Haichuan didn't say a word and let the old couple quarrel by themselves.

At 06:30, Shi Haichuan went to wake Heizi up.

"Wow, how did you sleep like this." Shi Haichuan, who was playing figure art on the bed, clicked his tongue twice, and patted the junior high school student's cheek: "Wake up, Heizi."

"Hmm..." The junior high school student, who was sleeping comfortably, reluctantly opened his eyes, and was patted on the cheek by Shi Haichuan again.

"Okay, get up quickly, or we'll be late."

Shi Haichuan's home is not too far away from the school, just ride a bicycle for 15 minutes in the morning, so Shi Haichuan also tried to let Heizi sleep for a while, but this also means that Heizi can no longer stay in bed.

"Hurry up and get up!" Shi Haichuan couldn't hold back, he lifted the cup of the junior high school student, shook his pants, and changed clothes for the large doll.

"What are you doing!" The junior high school student felt cold all over, and opened his eyes all of a sudden, his messy hair made him lose all momentum.

Shi Haichuan snorted twice: "What am I doing?" As he spoke, Shi Haichuan put the clothes in his hand on the junior high school student's head, "I'm changing your clothes, I told you to go to bed early yesterday."

"I wear it myself!" Heizi almost screamed and took back his right to wear clothes.

Shi Haichuan clapped his hands: "Hurry up and get dressed, I'll prepare a toothbrush for you."

Until the time when he was making the bicycle, Heizi was still black all over his face, which made Shi Haichuan, who was riding the bicycle, feel that his footsteps were weighing, and he couldn't help saying: "Can you stop exuding your black aura, if you are not lying in bed, Where did so many things come from?"

"I can dress myself, and I can also brush my teeth!" Heizi said angrily, "Can Mr. Shi let me do these things alone!"

"Did I help you get dressed or brush your teeth?" Shi Haichuan sneered, and added: "I was watching you change your clothes and brush your teeth."

"What's the difference!" Heizi stood up and shook Shi Haichuan's shoulder.

Shi Haichuan's S-shaped bicycle shook.

"Be careful, you bastard!"

The author has something to say: Anti-Japanese drama is a tragedy TTATT

Massage while watching TV is the best

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Have I entered middle age early?