[Net King] The life accused by the younger brother

Today is the first day of entering the kindergarten with a smile. Originally, the three members of this family were all wearing safety yellow hats, and the mother led the way, followed by two little kids.Walking and walking, the older child grabs the hand of the smaller one vigorously, while the smaller one is still looking around and running forward, the older one jumps forward and suppresses the smaller one for a warning , and then go round and round, followed by the mother who kept covering her mouth, snickering and shrugging her shoulders. This combination is really a miracle.

The adults in the nearby community are all watching this family: the real 4-year-old looks like a 10-year-old little adult, the actual 16-year-old looks like a 2-year-old radish jumping around, and the laughing flower branch trembles suspected of being a mother. figure.This journey is as joyful as it is, if it wasn’t for the little adults grabbing the radish head vigorously and giving it a meal from time to time, the radish head would be like a happy dog ​​with meat buns in its mouth. look back.

In fact, I can’t blame Xiaoyi for this. In the past six months, I really didn’t take him out except for necessary trips. What Xiaoyi often said was:

"Bear boy paper, from the moment I open my eyes to the time I close them, apart from going to the bathroom, I look up to see you, can you let my grandson live~ ah~~, including me playing outside the house It must be carried out under your old supervision, and the time is still very short. It seems that if you blink, my old grandson who is pinched in the palm of your hand will disappear.

Including when you go to your grandfather to practice grappling, judo, etc., you insist on dragging me, even if I don't learn, you always have to keep me under your nose.But let's say, you started honing your old Holy Body at such a young age, aren't you afraid that you will grow to such a height after excessive consumption?Hahahaha~~"

Every time a smile speaks, the final result is to die. This incoherent and fragmented statement can succeed every time, making Xiongzizhi's face darken and can't be darker, and then he is caught and taught a lesson. Really He almost stepped forward and beat him up.

The bear child deeply felt that I have aged many years since having such an inconspicuous guy. Am I really going to age prematurely, and my expression has broken many times.For this reason, my grandfather also taught me many times, saying that I am not calm and calm, and remember to be a role model for my brother.The mantra with a smile is: I am about to be suffocated to death (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

(As for why Xiongzizhi did this, I will mention it later. This is a sad story.)

Xiongzizhi knows that Xiaoyi is most afraid of being touched on his lips. Whenever he can't bear it and all kinds of warnings are ineffective, he will do this. Of course, this is also the beginning of teaching Xiaoyi to speak, and found that it really works. Just implement it thoroughly.

Seeing that the trouble was about to reach the school gate, and the mother was watching jokes all the way, which made Xiongzizhi feel that the child was difficult to raise, and the guy in his hand was even more difficult to discipline.Gritting his teeth, he jumped forward again and completely suppressed the smile from behind. The smile only felt a moment of weakness in his legs, and he almost jumped forward to the ground.Fuck, dry your hair so hard?I saw someone's sinful index finger slowly approaching my lips, my eyes widened instantly, and then I yelled stiffly, "It's unhygienic, do you always understand, 555~ I'm good, can't you? It’s okay to listen to your old age, big devil, 555~” Under the serious warning of Xiongzizhi, the carrot head finally became honest.

Luobotou was thinking in his heart: When I make a bunch of friends in the kindergarten and see if you still dare to bully me, I will form two guard teams, one to play with me, and one to fight against you.If you say east, my guard will accompany me to the west; if you say eat, I will let the guard accompany me up the tree to dig out the eggs, hum.

Xiongzizhi is now thinking in his heart: Even if the child obeys discipline at home, there are also killers who don’t obey. The question is, is there too little of such a killer? Xiongzi thinks that he must develop other killers, otherwise It's really hard to catch this brat when he flies into the sky and escapes from the ground.

I have to say that they really deserve to be a pair of live treasures. Constant struggle has become an indispensable habit in life. Either Dongfeng wants to suppress Xifeng, or Xifeng wants to turn back.

Just as the two children were wary of each other, being suppressed and counter-suppressed, the daily small copy of the kindergarten started immediately.All kinds of ridiculous events will form a period of gorgeous painting style, which will be engraved in the memory of everyone back then.