After over-consumption of 5t5, I became the mother of the nine signs of the cursed fetus

[The extra episode, which has nothing to do with the main text, was arranged at the strong request of the comment section. 】

The 25-year-old Dazai Osamu has become the third-generation leader of Hong Kong Black. Perhaps he had a disease that required the killing of the previous generation to take over. Mori Ogai died in his hands, and he claimed that it was an illness. Break up and don't know where to go.

Standing by the floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor, overlooking all living beings, suddenly, he broke the window, looked up at the sky, and fell.

The wind whistled past his ears, and the bandage was blown away and thrown high into the sky. Osamu Dazai hooked the spun yarn of the bandage, but it slipped down in vain, as if he had never owned anything in his life.

When I opened my eyes again, it was still a familiar room. The huge floor-to-ceiling windows could just see Yokohama Port, which was the Koguro Headquarters Building.

Dream?

No, Osamu Dazai looked at the furnishings of the room, but he didn't feel the slightest familiarity. The former American country style carpet was replaced with pure white, and the walls were painted retro green, just like the color of his hat in the mirror.

Osamu Dazai never wears a hat, let alone a green hat. He took off the hat. This is a felt top hat, the style used by magicians. The material is excellent. It is also a limited edition of Balenciaga, but it cannot be changed. It is a fact of a green hat, and the meaning of a green hat in the East Asian cultural circle must be known to everyone.

The inside of the hat is slightly worn, and I think it took a long time to wear it. Osamu Dazai looked at himself in the mirror, which was familiar yet unfamiliar. His long-term irregular diet, addiction to suicide, and insomnia made Osamu Dazai's body very thin. He didn't look like the person in the mirror. White and fat, because the face is relatively pointed, so it is obvious when it is rounded.

The wrist is also thicker.

He turned around, and finally saw the most obscene place in the room. Behind the desk, there was a huge artistic photo hanging on a wall four meters high and ten meters long—by Sen, Mr., and Sheng.

Osamu Dazai thought he was going blind.

In the photo, Mr. Mori is lazily lying in the bathtub with violet buds on his collarbone. His body is naked and his key parts are covered with roses. The bathtub is filled with red wine and diamonds. black Rose……

He stared at the face of the man in the photo, yes, it was indeed Mr. Mori.

This... is not his world.

Nor was he dreaming.

No one can make him hallucinate, so, this world is real.

A world where Mr. Mori hangs a picture of himself in the majestic port mafia boss's office!

What kind of world is this?

Is Mr. Sen crazy?

Osamu Dazai found this so funny, he walked out of the office, and all the gangsters he met on the way were wearing black suits, white leather shoes, and purple shirts! ! !

That's right, very rich purple, and senior cadres still wear violets on their chests!

The delicate and beautiful flowers were placed on the chests of the big guys. When he saw the old man walking towards him with a violet plant in his chest pocket, Osamu Dazai couldn't hold back anymore.

"Ruotou."

Ruotou? ? ?

The port mafia has never been a big deal.

Mr. Sen is still alive?

"What's the matter?"

"Mr. Sen arrived in Sicily, Italy for this tour, and discussed cooperation with Enthusiasm. You need to contact the other party's envoy."

"Um……"

Osamu Dazai saw the business photo of Mr. Mori, who is gorgeous, and the enthusiastic young leader who is also gorgeous, and he couldn't help asking the soul question, "How old is he?"

Guangjin Liulang was silent for a while, and said uncertainly: "16?"

Is the threshold of the mafia over there so low?

Or is the previous generation too useless?

After learning that Zest is still a 20-year-old Mafia, Osamu Dazai is dizzy. The man who founded the organization was overthrown by a teenage boy. He might not be able to do it when he was 14 years old?

Osamu Dazai looked at the young enthusiastic godfather in the photo, mainly to see what he was wearing. Why did Mr. Mori look so similar to him?

"Is this dress... Sicilian?"

A long-sleeved leather jacket that looks like it was chewed by a dog, and fancy holiday-style trousers... It turns out that wearing violets on the chest is just a pediatrician.

"Tour..." Has Mr. Mori of this world even set foot in the art world?

Osamu Dazai couldn't imagine the scene of Mori Ogai performing on stage.

Soon, he came to the first floor intuitively. The originally serious building was full of Mori Ogai's personal billboards. There were about a dozen of them. The man was dressed like a gangster superstar. Osamu Dazai staggered, Almost fell with his left foot mixed with his right foot.

"Hey, Dazai, why don't you hurry over here."

It's Zhongya in the Central Plains!

"Chuya~~~" Osamu Dazai screamed and threw himself at Chuya Nakahara, clinging to him, this world is too scary!

"Hey! Come down! You are Ruotou now!!"

Osamu Dazai clung to him, and accidentally tore off his black windbreaker, revealing the support T-shirt with the bust of Mori Ogai printed on it...

Ah, this...

A dead silence.

Osamu Dazai stared blankly at the T-shirt, and suddenly tore off his windbreaker, and it turned out to be the same support T-shirt with different prints.

He stared blankly at the normal people around him. Could it be that under their windbreakers and suits were Mr. Mori's support T-shirts?

The world...why did it become like this?

Osamu Dazai was dragged to a large conference room, he remembered that this was a conference room, for some reason now all the tables and chairs were gone, only a projection screen was left, and colorful garlands, balloons, serious The senior cadres of Hong Kong and Black have found their positions, holding support sticks... Hongye, Ozaki Hongye started the live broadcast.

At the scene of the mountain roar and tsunami, the crowd shouted Mori Ogai's name, the giant screen slowly opened, and the first thing to appear was a crystal piano worth [-] million yuan, and hands jumping like elves on the black and white keys.

The 'brothers' in the conference room waved their light sticks at the same time.

Osamu Dazai couldn't bear the atmosphere and rushed out of the gangsters. However, his nightmare didn't end here. An even bigger screen hung on the landmark building in Yokohama, broadcasting the Sicilian piano solo of the leader of the gangsters live.

There are still many onlookers!

This is not true!

"Mori Ogai! Mori Ogai! Mori Ogai!"

He ran a long way before he got rid of the cheers that were still in his ears. The huge Yokohama seemed to have become a paradise for Yangko stsr. There were posters of Mori Ogai everywhere, and there were guides guiding foreign tourists to buy Mr. Mori Soon, Osamu Dazai bought a formula book of Mori Ogai from a roadside stall, ah, Mr. Mori even has a formula book.

The book describes a strange man that Osamu Dazai never knew. He graduated from medical school and spent half his life doing nothing. When he came to Yokohama, he felt that studying medicine could not save Japan, so he vowed to become a star, the savior of Yokohama, and the former leader. Appreciating his talent, he married his mother, and died a year later with a smile on his face. Before he died, he handed over the position of leader to Mr. Mori under the witness of everyone.

The problem is, Mr. Mori slit the predecessor's throat with a scalpel...he was there!

Why did the world change so much that he didn't even recognize it?

Sure enough, it's just a man-faced ape with Mr. Mori's face, how can there be such absurd things in the world.

A few months later, Mori Ogai's tour ended. Osamu Dazai's doubts about the world had never been stronger than now. He couldn't wait to meet Mori Ogai. The superstar Mori Ogai naturally landed on the tarmac of the Koguro Building in a special plane. There are also bodyguards escorting them, and the bodyguards are André Gide and Oda Sakunosuke who he remembers in ashes...

Is it a dream?

"Dazai? Why did you come to pick me up?"

Mori Ouye, the king of Gu in the world, the eternal gangster Yangko star, Giorno Giovanna's lighting lamp, the real godfather of Hong Kong black, and she is also the nominal adoptive father of Osamu Dazai!

"Are you being naughty again?"

Naughty……

Naughty……

It's not right.

Dazai quietly touched Mori Ogai, nothing happened, it was not the effect of supernatural powers, Mori Ogai is still Mori Ogai, not a disguise, so, the second personality?

He didn't find that Mr. Sen had a second personality.

It really is the world's fault.

The escort mission is over, and Sakunosuke Oda has completed his one-year tour bodyguard mission. He made an appointment with his colleague Gide to go to a hot spring, but was blocked by Osamu Dazai before going out.

Osamu Dazai fixed his dark eyes on Gide, this European exile, why did he become a member of the gangsters, Sakunosuke, do you know who you are living with?

"Why do you two live in the same building?"

"Huh? It's the house assigned by logistics. Didn't you ask this question before? Gide is a foreigner and needs a local to take him. Although we have some disputes, it's all in the past. Don't mind it, Dazai. "Oda Sakunosuke Junliang said, as the person involved, he doesn't mind that Gide was once an enemy. Dazai really cares about him too much.

"By the way, what do you two want to do when you go out alone?"

"Xiuyi got a hot spring invitation ticket, we are going to go together."

"Invitation tickets? How many?"

"... two."

Osamu Dazai wrote "Two invitation tickets, you chose to go with Gide instead of me, you have changed", his boss turned to the door unhappily, leaned against the wall, did not speak or move, and kept his head down. head, thick bangs covering the eyes, with an expression that the world has let me down, even if it's Sakunosuke.

Ah, this...

Oda Sakunosuke was caught in a dilemma.

At this time, Mr. Gide gave up the invitation ticket in a gentlemanly way, "You two haven't gone out together for a long time, please give you the invitation ticket. We have already soaked together in the Swiss spa town of Leukerbad , this time you go with Dazai."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

The good old man Oda Sakunosuke could tell that there was something wrong with these words. Gide was a straightforward person, he believed that he didn't mean it, but... "Let's go, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai remained motionless.

He looked at Gide with no warmth in his eyes.

Oda Sakunosuke: Oops, Dazai seems to be angry.

What should he do?

Osamu Dazai came to the door with the momentum of a mistress or his original partner. It was amazing that he could have two different identities at the same time.Although Oda Sakunosuke is very innocent, from Dazai Osamu's point of view, Gide is their sworn enemy. Without Gide, the subsequent series of things would not have happened, and Oda Saku and Gide made an appointment together. Going to the hot springs... He hasn't been there alone with Odasaku? !

Is this reasonable?

unreasonable!

When Gide graciously gave up his ticket, Osamu Dazai was really angry.

Is he short of that ticket? !He is short of a whole world line.

But just leaving like this is a bit unhappy, ah, he must destroy the relationship between these two people, Osamu Dazai proposed the bad idea of ​​killing three thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred, "Let's go together three people." (Don't misunderstand the review, it's bubble Hot springs are not driving.)

The three went to the largest hot spring hotel in Yokohama together. As soon as Dazai Osamu arrived at the hotel entrance, he was blinded by the huge after-bath poster of Mr. Mori who was everywhere. In the photo, Mr. Mori took a bath with a group of hot spring monkeys, squinting comfortably The eyes are closed, and there is a row of bold black words-Mr. Sen agreed after soaking.

The investigation found that Mori Ogai's contribution to the Yokohama beach industry chain is no less than that of Kumamoto... Who doesn't know that Yokohama's mafia boss is a footbath star, even the 200-year-old footbath chicken fast food and footbath Coke It's the first time I hired a spokesperson, but it's a restaurant chain founded by Ms. Fan Ye!

It is a very bold and risky decision to invite Mori Ogai to endorse the hot spring hotel. Due to the prosperous local mafia culture and the history of concessions, Yokohama’s economy has not been able to develop. At first, the president of the hot spring hotel wanted to make a deal with Mori Ogai. Well, who knew the effect would be so immediate!That year his income doubled by 100 times!

Footbath Coke is deeply loved by people all over the world, and it is also affectionately referred to as footwashing water. The boss came up with an advertising slogan -- footwashing water, drinking footbath, bath water comes xx!Our hot spring water can be drunk directly... I don't know if anyone drinks it, but the boss himself dare not drink it.

Seeing that it was Ruotou and the two chief personal bodyguards from Hong Kong Black, the boss immediately arranged the most luxurious room for him.

A few minutes later, the three of them soaked in the heart-shaped hot spring together, looking at each other without saying a word.

The atmosphere seemed awkward.

Oda Sakunosuke wanted to say something to ease, so he said: "During the tour, the leader encouraged me to write, because I didn't know what to write for so many years and had no clue, the leader suggested that I should write a travel journal..."

Gide: "I have a copy of the manuscript, and I carry it with me."

Osamu Dazai: He had the manuscript of Sakunosuke Oda, and he was the first to read it.

Oda Sakunosuke: Dazai seems to be in a worse mood.

Gide took out the manuscript and handed it to Osamu Dazai, "My Japanese and Japanese are not very good. There are many things I don't understand when I read the manuscript. Sakunosuke specially prepared a manuscript for me to learn how to choose words and make sentences. Thanks to him My Japanese is much better."

Gide just said the daily routine, not showing off at all.

Dazai Osamu wiped the wet hand on the towel on Oda Sakunosuke's head, took the manuscript, he wanted to see what Oda Saku had written, travel notes...

Soon, Osamu Dazai discovered some inconsistencies in his travel notes, such as:

On x, x, x, me and Gide in the water city of Venice

On x, x, x, x, boating on Lake Baikal with Gide

On x, x, x, I was in the Alps with my friend Gide... Why is there Andre Gide in every chapter!

Gide reminisced about a certain trip, "The trip from Siberia to the North Pole is the best memory of my life. It was you who saved me, Tsukunosuke. My original intention was to let you kill me, but you used Another way saved me, thank you my best friend."

Oda Sakunosuke was a little embarrassed, "This is all thanks to the leader, if the leader didn't stop the struggle between us..."

Osamu Dazai's eyes turned black completely, and the leader stopped the fight between them?Wasn't it arranged by the leader himself?Both of them were cheated by the chief.

Mr. Mori in this world is terrifying in every way.

The living are of course more useful than the dead.

Mr. Mori in his world regards his subordinates as flags. As long as it is beneficial to the organization, even his confidants can abandon it. It's really overkill.

Osamu Dazai slowly slid down from the seat of the bath, and soon a string of bubbles bubbled up on the surface of the water. Odasaku and Gide recalled the past with a sense of embarrassment, and they didn't notice that Dazai had sunk to the bottom ...

It had been more than a minute since he was fished out, and Oda Sakunosuke started CPR for Dazai, squeezing the accumulated water in his stomach.

It hurts to be skilled.

Osamu Dazai arched his body like a salted fish, spat out a liter of water, and Oda slapped him on the back to give him the air.

"I just want to try what it feels like to commit suicide in the hot spring. I feel dizzy. The water is very warm, much better than Tsurumigawa." Osamu Dazai opened the refrigerator and took out a carton of milk, "Let's soak here today , I'm a little tired."

On the other side, Mori Ogai of the main world line is also wondering whether he was assassinated by a person with supernatural powers in a familiar and unfamiliar office building. Even if it is an assassination, what is the other party doing for?

·

Today is Mori Ogai's 40th birthday. At the age of 40, he realized the three-moment concept and became the manager of Yokohama Kuroya. So far, his life cannot be said to have no regrets, but he has never done anything for himself regret.

Mori Ogai soon learned that Koguro had another existence, and this person was the culprit who caused the life of "Mori Ogai" to deviate from the track.

A terrifying conspiracy enveloped the sky in Yokohama.

The other one was unknowingly replaced!

The other party must be a terrifying supernatural power user.

Mori Ogai felt much better after hypnotizing himself that everything in front of him was false. He turned a blind eye to his ubiquitous billboards, and put on a purple shirt to hide his eyes. It was tied directly with a brooch - a beautiful preserved flower brooch (the material is violet).

Mori Ogai's every move is the benchmark of Hong Kong and black, and now every move of his has been over-interpreted.

oh!Chief Mori wears a brooch to hide his eyes and ears, everyone should learn from it!

Looking around, Mori Ogai found that the only person in the organization worthy of his trust was Nakahara Chuya.

Then he saw Nakahara Chuya in the dormitory wearing a T-shirt with his face on it, and Mori Ogai was trembling... Five years of intensive study in medical school did not make his eyesight deteriorate, but now he is going blind.

Nakahara Chu is also wearing big pants, and a T-shirt of mass sales, on which Mori Ogai's head is still winking...

excuse me……

Mori Ogai slowly closed the door and prepared to leave.

He shouldn't have opened the door.

"Boss Sen!"

Let Nakahara Chuya wear this kind of thing is enough to prove the status of the counterfeit Mori Ogai in Hong Kong Black.

"leader?"

"Chuya." Mori Ogai stopped, trying not to look at the part below the neck, "I have something to tell you."

Nakahara Chuya turned sideways to let Mori Ogai enter the house.

When he entered, he saw art photos everywhere!

Why does Zhong want to put his picture in his room! ! !

Zhong Yuan didn't think there was anything wrong, this was the only photo of the leader in a tuxedo, he was the number one fighter in Hong Kong and Black, and he was qualified to hang in the room. Sister Hongye and A were so envious that their eyes were red with envy. use.

Ten minutes later, Zhen Mori Ogai was captured alive by his confidantes in the parallel world and brought him to Maoye/Mori Ogai. Nakahara Nakaya said: "There is a traitor who pretends to be the leader. This person has sharp teeth, sharp eyes, dark skin Rough and unkempt, he must be a person with supernatural abilities who makes a living by cheating and abducting."

The cadres heard that a person pretending to be the leader sneaked into the headquarters and was captured alive by the cadres of the Central Plains. When they took a closer look at the impostor who was suppressed by gravity, they all showed contemptuous expressions, that's it?How dare you pretend to be the wise and mighty Mafiastar? !Where does the confidence come from?

At a glance, Wang Ye knew that this person was probably the real Mori Ogai, but so what, she was the real one here.

After thinking about it, he waved his hand, "Jumping clown, put him in a dungeon, let Hongye interrogate him once or twice, find out who is behind the scenes and report to me."

Hongye took the lead and went down.

As the Prosecutor of Hong Kong Black, Koyo Ozaki is in charge of the interrogation work, Mori Ogai tried to use words to prove that he is true, Hong Ye sneered, "Although xx and I broke up later, when we got engaged, the leader presided over it Ritual, idiot."

Mori Ogai's pupils shrink into a smaller shape. Doesn't it mean that the ancestor was impersonated before he died?Mori Ogai tried to call out Alice to prove his identity, but the world suppressed him inexplicably, and he couldn't use his supernatural power at all.

The results of Hongye's interrogation came out: there was no mastermind behind the scenes, and the impostor was just a greasy old man who crazily admired Mr. Mori and did plastic surgery to look like Mr. Mori, but was exposed at a glance because of his poor background.

"How to deal with it?"

Fan Ye thought for a while, "Send it to the prison and call the police station."

The mafia boss called the police and someone pretended to be himself to cheat money and sex?

The trembling novice policeman has a broken face. Don't you in Yokohama's Mori Banjo handle this by yourself?

The rookie who was kicked to do this was very innocent, but he still handcuffed Mori Ogai and pushed him to the police car, while muttering: "It's not good to pretend to be Mr. Mori, just because of the color of his eyes You can't be so confident."

Mori Ogai Motogai: ...

Where is his only eye color similar? ! !

When approaching the police car, an elongated black car stopped, and a little blond girl wearing a sassy outfit jumped out for two to five or eighty thousand dollars. Mori Ogai couldn't believe what he saw, this was his little foreign dress Hanger? !

"Alice!"

The blonde loli looked over with a displeased expression on her face. It's been a long time since I met someone who dared to call her by her first name... Mori Ogai! ! !

This is her master... Ah bah, Alice can naturally recognize that Mori Ogai is real, but she can also feel the existence of the main body, two Mori Ogai, that's fine, she just needs to be responsible for the main body , the main body has not escaped from the hands of the evil god yet.

Watching Alice leave without looking sideways, Mori Ogai's heart was greatly shocked!

No, Alice wouldn't do that to him...

The distressed Mori Ogai was stuffed into the car by the little policeman who babbled "I even found Miss Alice's name".

In the police station, all the people who had nothing to do came over to see the strangeness, pointing, "It's not like!" "It's not as good as I look like it!" "The liars are getting more and more careless now." Ouwai's head hurts.

"I want to make a call." At this time, the only person who can ask for help is the teacher.

Mori Ogai dialed the number he knew by heart.

Natsume Soseki saw that it was the number of the police station and answered it.

"Hey, teacher, it's me."

Natsume Soseki: "I didn't point at the students who said 'Three moments of thinking are rubbish'! Dududu..."