After over-consumption of 5t5, I became the mother of the nine signs of the cursed fetus

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Ninja is a job with a particularly high mortality rate and extremely high occupational pressure. Those male ninjas who are frightened and ruined their minds on the battlefield will spend most of their task money in taverns, customs shops, geisha casinos, but as old-fashioned Shimura Danzo (17 years old), a disciple of the second generation of Hokage and the first generation of Hokage, would not do this.The beautiful and smooth Konoha Ichibana Shimura Danzo was lurking in the flower street because of spying missions and to get close to the nobles. When he woke up in a room full of fragrant women, his head was still resting on a piece of lotus root arm ... Illusion?No, it seems that something beyond common sense really happened last night.He, the disciples of the first and second generations of Hokage, and the hard-working third generation of Hokage were actually seduced by a geisha on the way to carry out a spying mission... How did all this happen?Danzo's brain corroded by Wenrouxiang is slowly turning, oh, it took him a while to become the entourage of the son of the minister of the country of x, but the son of the minister hangs around Kabukicho all day long without doing business, looking for fun, angry Danzo He who wants to kill him has his heart. A struggling man without talent can see that there is someone with such a Roman background who doesn't work hard to get one step closer. You must know that the resources of their ministers do not belong to him! ~The leader who is angry and indisputable follows the son of the minister and wanders in one Kabukicho after another. When the son of the minister is having fun, he sometimes sits in a corner of the house waiting for orders, and sometimes stays outside to patrol. The servant of the son of the minister is not only himself …The day before yesterday they came to the hot spring village of the Land of Fire. The son of the Minister of the Land of Earth had never seen such a beautiful place, so he called a few ladies from the customs industry to go to the hot spring together. Danzo and other guards had to stay Wait outside.

Even though the Ninja's Creed stipulates that you can't be distracted during the mission, Danzo can't help feeling upset when he sees that the mission is about to fail. The failure of the mission is small, and he is not willing to see being surpassed by Hiruza. He decided that today is the last day, and he returned After the village, send a letter to the employer to change the spy, even the eight-year-old daughter of the Minister of the Land of Land is more valuable than this wine bag and rice bag!

So, how did all this happen?

Danzo was held in the arms of a woman, thinking crazily.

Ah, I remembered, there was a figure beckoning to him in the deepest cabin of the hot spring, and the sound of "Anisan" made him fly away.The next thing is also a matter of course?

Wan Ye woke up long before Danzo woke up. In such a dangerous world, she is a Muggle who has nothing but beauty, ambition, patience and cruelty. But she has the unique advantage of having a God's perspective. As a phenomenon-level master IP, she has read hundreds of Naruto colleagues and has personally written seven or eight medium-length novels. She is a 14th-level veteran of Naruto Post Bar... She is still half a fan of passers-by, because this IP can really earn money. Selling surrounding doujinshi can support her once.In addition to the understanding of the plot, she also has teachers who cross the wall of the dimension. Batman's experience tells her 1. In a society full of madmen, delirium and hysteria, and people around are accustomed to it, then she must abide by the "logic theorem of madhouse/mental hospital" : The more insane, the more insane, the more calm the patient, the higher the status of the patient.

She had to be more insane than everyone else in this hysterical delirium society.Batman Lesson #2: You can never have too much planning.

Wan Ye runs a well-known hot spring.She observed the guests looking for the target of the mission, and the information she collected quickly made her feel worse. The first generation of Hokage in the Fire Country Ninja Village died almost a year ago, and his brother became the second generation of Hokage, which meant the first Ninja World War It's about to start. We all know that civilians will always be affected in wars. Who knows if it will affect her?Wan Ye didn't want to be affected innocently and become a victim of war.

But where can I hide?There is no corner in this world that is safe, unless you go to Daming Mansion?

Not too frightened to sleep.After all, compared to the parallel time and space, the situation of the proprietress of the hot spring shop who wears Kamo Xianlun's tool wife is obviously much better.

During this time, she gradually perfected her plan.When the number of plans exceeded three digits, Fan Ye finally waited for one of the target candidates. Maybe other target people came before, maybe she didn't find out because she used the transformation technique.Transfiguration is too buggy for ordinary people without chakra.A good opportunity slipped away without knowing it, and I was able to recognize Danzo thanks to the cross scar on the chin,

The ten-year-old Danzo is not only handsome, but also fierce. The cross scar on his chin not only did not damage his beauty, but added a wildness to him. Wang Ye wasn't worried about cutting him to pieces by a thousand knives, she didn't intend to let Danzo live so long!

It is really easy to use as a stage tool.

Lu Ye's first target is the second generation of Hokage Senshou Feijian. He is about to die. Being a high-status widow is also a good choice, but one must also consider the fact that people leave tea to cool off.It's hard to say how much respect and rights the teacher's wife who has no emotional foundation can get after the third Hokage came to power. It's probably raised like a mascot, and then with every war economy.Conditions are getting worse.Life has become more impoverished... Besides, she is not sure enough to make the old cadre single dog Qianshou Feijian fall in love with him. A ninja who has experienced many battles in his thirties and has a rare sobriety is still a barely qualified village party secretary for many years With his grassroots management experience, it is not easy to use him.

Therefore, Shimura Danzo, the spare tire, is in the top position

"Anisan, good morning." In order to show her beauty, she even demonstrated the size of the gap of the bamboo leaf window, the chromaticity of the light transmission, and the effect on her body in advance. The effect is outstanding, and no one can resist the early morning. The charm of white jade beauty.

"Anisan?"

"Why don't you speak?"

"Why don't you dare look at me?"

"Ok?"

Fan Ye asked several questions in a row but got no answer.

No surprises, probably still messed up.

She didn't expect much from Danzo either, and she put on her pants and ran away before she woke up, which exceeded expectations. At this age, Shinobi An is still a naive young man.

So it's good to be young.

Fan Ye draws circles up and down, thinking about black trash... Even if she is hugging him now, he can still run away with a substitute technique or something like that.Ninjutsu is too unreasonable.Fan Ye thought indignantly.It is better to hold such things as power in one's own hands, and it is better to have power yourself than subordinates.For this reason, Fanye also went to Xiaonin Village to issue a mission to test whether it is possible to practice Chakra, and the result was particularly cruel.She's a pure-blood Muggle.

Not to mention the genius daughter of Senshou Hashirama Yotun and Uchiha Madara, at least the daughter of Elder Hinata, she likes the bird in the cage so much.

The young Danzo put on his clothes indiscriminately, and left in an instant. After the ninja left, white smoke really appeared in place. I don't know why.

Shimura Danzo, who had given priority to the mission, quickly left the hot spring hall and returned to the village to return to his command, but because of his trance, Second Hokage thought that there was something wrong with this disciple—such as the possibility of being rebelled by the enemy country, although the possibility is not high. But Danzo, as his disciple, has the possibility of becoming the Third Hokage. After all, the Third Hokage can only choose one of him and Hirazan. This is called the legitimacy of Hokage. Although it is not stated, it is the fact.

With the coordinates of Flying Thunder God, Qianshou Feijian came to the small country where the hot spring is located in an instant, and it took no more than 3 minutes to go from the Hokage Building to the hot spring.

Qianshou checked the room, but found nothing unusual, and even the mission target didn't care too much about the servant's escape.

An essential skill for ninjas to gather intelligence——Senju Tobema's performance on the day he returned from the anti-Danzo, which is said by many people, determines what must have happened that day.

"That guy seems to have been bitten on the neck! Hehe! Maybe some big sister dragged him into the room hahahaha!" The other attendants smiled ambiguously.

Hearing this, Senshou fell silent for a while, Danzang Hizun and the others are all in their teens, but Hizun has a girl he likes, Xiaoharu and Mitomon will also be attracted by other people, and Kagami is under the arrangement of the family Married, only Danzo exudes the aura of being lonely like him... Of course, the great second generation will not look at Shimura Danzo differently because of this slight resemblance.Danzo is not as tried and tested as he is, and it is normal for Ba Fengfu to be seduced by women.But on the way to the mission... It is undoubtedly a very unprofessional performance.

Shimura Danzo deducted 5 points from Hokage.

He should have returned to the village immediately. Recently, the frequent actions of several major powers seem to be about to break out of war. He really has too many problems to deal with, but such a crucial point Danzang...can't help but make him wonder if it is other ninja villages who sent women The spy lures Danzo... If it were him, he would do the same, a disciple of the Second Hokage, what a good target.

Relying on his superb concealment skills, he burrowed into the most secret hut in Hot Spring Pavilion Mountain, and he transformed into a decoration. Not long after, the woman with a trace of a female spy came back, and beside her was a woman with closed eyes. The man... This guy is the guard of Mizukage who is not as good as him!

This woman is a spy of Wuyin Village!As expected, Danzo was——

But soon, Qianshou Feijian realized that something was wrong, and the two were obviously not in a superior-subordinate relationship.

One of the biggest reasons why Wangye was able to hire this first-generation water shadow guard was that Wuyin Village really didn't have much money.And she is so rich that she can naturally be named "the most handsome ninja in Wuyin Village".She didn't know that Senshou Feijian came and was still lurking in her house. She thought to herself that during this period of time Uchiha Madara started to operate Wuyin Village, brushing the copy of Wuyin Village might meet Uchiha Madara...but what is she planning?Tu Uchiha Madara live long?Picture him living in the basement?Picture him with a man's face on his chest?

The future three generations of Mizukage will look about 20 years old, because they look older because of their mature temperament.

He didn't plan to choose Wuyin Village to start, and Wang Ye didn't do anything to the slender brother Hei Changzhi. The two talked about the guard mission in a casual manner, Xiao Mizukage (the name of the third generation of Mizukage was not mentioned in the original book... ) said: "With all due respect, you do not appear to be in danger?"

"Who said that?" She is in a large role-playing/mental hospital, and she will grow thorns, shoot fireballs, jump out of waterfalls and fly kunai shuriken detonators at any time, and she doesn't want to leave if it is not necessary Spa!

"A beautiful woman like me has no power to protect herself, just like a child in a busy market with money... The safety of my body depends on the moral goodness of others. How can you tell me to sleep peacefully and deceive myself that there is no potential danger?"

Xiao Mizukage still has a different opinion, "Even so, I don't need me... I am Mizukage's assistant + guard. The guard task can be completed by ordinary ninjas. The price of hiring me is really..."

This is a real person, who actually thinks about the rich woman who can buy Wuyin Village (the grassroots team in Wuyin Village is not worth much money), Wang Ye smiled at him and said: "I didn't expect...you are an honest person."

...I always feel ridiculed.

"Is Anisan married?"

"..."

"?"

A ninja must obey the orders of his employer, let alone such an innocuous issue, Xiao Mizukage said honestly, "No."

Wang Ye regretted, "That's really a pity."

Qianshou Feijian felt that this woman was very dangerous, and he had to monitor whether Danzo was in contact with him. In order to prevent innocent disciples from being entangled by dangerous women, he arranged a lot of work for Danzo.

During the brewing war that spread to the entire ninja world, the atmosphere became visibly anxious. The performance was that the number of visitors to the hot springs decreased sharply, and the whole time they had to use the characteristics of the hot springs to grow vegetables. Over the whole winter, Wang Ye not only did not lose money, but also made money.

"Ugarisan?"

After the words fell, a mature woman with pink short hair appeared on one knee in a standard ninja way, "Yes."

"Thanks for your hard work, Yugali-san, the winter is over, and the time limit for our mission is up, I will give you the money for the financial settlement mission,"

Yu Jiali, the crystal escape ninja, looked regretfully at the country she had built, thinking about what Boss Wang Ye said, "You can become the richest man by selling gems", and left with the wages. Selling gems made by escape techniques is too shameful. The face of the ninja.Eucalyptus missed a great business opportunity, but Wang Ye ordered someone to dismantle the crystal greenhouse. She made a calculation, dismantled the greenhouse and polished it into ornaments and sold it at a price much higher than the price of hiring Eucalyptus for a winter. , what reason does she have for not doing this?

Just when Fanye was earning a lot of money and hired a large number of Rangin, news came that the second generation of Raikage was attacked by traitors from his own village. Taking Lang Ren who is loyal to her to the Kingdom of Thunder, the purpose is naturally for business inspections. Although he wants to do business, he still has to do it. Kakutsu, the bounty ninja who rose to fame in [-].It's not a problem for this guy to be the leader of Xiaocun.

A group of people soon came to the country of thunder, and Shimura Danzo (informant) who was negotiating with the Raikage group in the capital of the country of thunder naturally did not miss the relative of a minister of the country of thunder who came to the country of thunder to do business Although the beautiful proprietress of the xx hot spring resort employs ninjas who are not bad, how dare the civilians or businessmen go against the nobles of the big country?

And this woman happened to be the woman he never forgot... Danzo's heart suddenly became confused.

He came to the hotel without telling anyone, and saw the dream lover with a sad face.

The immature young man appeared. He was sitting on the window sill, leaning on the window with one hand, and was frowning at her.

... The moonlight tonight is so beautiful, it just shines in from behind, it's called a background special effect in a dress-up game, how can a beauty be called a beauty without its own special effects, oh huh, Danzo came with special effects, plus he Still at the peak of his beauty, the cartoonist directly let him share a face with Qian Shou Feijian to save trouble...

Danzo didn't know why he, who had always been calm and shrewd, came here suddenly. He knew that it was an important moment to negotiate with Yunyin Village and he couldn't cause any trouble, but he still came.

Fan Ye suddenly stepped forward and turned around, stepped on the corner of his clothes and tripped himself (the standard action is recommended to learn, this set of actions is natural and fully shows the protagonist's confusion and helplessness, and makes the deceived person feel like "she can rely on it") It's only me' which gives birth to an emotional human-specific 'sense of heroic mission').

Basic teaching of delusional leaves: If the target is still sane, then kiss it, the kind that is lingering, it is recommended to get in touch.This combination of punches is basically unbearable for young people who are not rich in business and have not tested their moral bottom line.Remember to learn and apply not to apply mechanically. (The success rate is directly proportional to external conditions such as appearance and temperament).Even if there is no emotional basis, under the catalysis of extreme environments, people are prone to illusions. For example, in a closed, narrow, dark and dark space, people's five senses are amplified, and people feel uneasy, lonely, and easily become dependent on the same kind...and so on.

Danzo is not your average ninja, he was taught by the skeptic Senshoubama (although he learned nothing but doubt) but he was definitely educated in counter-espionage.

She grabbed Danzo's clothes and shrugged her shoulders as if crying, until Danzo raised her head forcefully.See, he really doubted her purpose.

Fanye's face was clean and he wasn't crying at all.

She made a surprised expression, "How does Anisan know I'm here?"

She, look, start, come, root, fundamental, no, in, afraid, of!

"Ah."

He was thrown like a fool in a hurry!

"The future Sandaime Hokage finally remembers to visit me?" She pulled Danzo off the window sill, straddled him, took out an unsharpened shuriken from the thigh holster and laid it across his neck, and it was over And with a particularly nasal "huh"?

Danzo's waist was softened by her humming, and his breathing became short of breath. It was obvious that there was a sharp weapon across his neck... an unsharpened one?

The old ninja immediately felt that the light reflected by the shuriken was not right. This shuriken was not sharpened, and it could not hurt him at all except for poking his eyes.It's more ridiculous than a child's toy for a ninja who can seal in a second.So Danzo remained motionless, very calm.

This effect is also what the false leaves want.

"Three generations? You really know how to speak." Danzo said with a face that looked the same as the one she had loved before.

"But sooner or later."

Oh wow, he's still a tsundere character.

The delusional leaf felt cold.

"But I heard that the people in Konoha Village are more supportive of Sarutobi Hiruzen?" Arrogant Ye raised his eyebrows.

Sarutobi Hiruzen is indeed his old enemy.

"Who are you, why do you know so clearly?"

Ordinary people and nobles will not pay attention to ninjas, only ninjas will pay attention to ninjas.

"Which village do you suspect I am a spy?"

"Will my beauty be used on you Shimura Danzo?"

Naked sarcasm, but compared to the famous noble ministers of the five major countries... no matter how you look at it, it is the most wasteful to consume this almost unfavorable beauty trick on him.

"Lowly ninjas are not worthy of such high-end weapons." If it's a young teacher Tomona, it's fine. Danzo is only a second-generation disciple, and there are other competitors around him. Such an investment is not afraid of blood loss.

The leader who has not stepped into the battlefield and has not achieved fame, and has the title of "first-generation second-generation Hokage disciple" is even more upset...Huh?Where are his clothes? !

"Stop!" Danzo shouted in shame and anger.

Wan Ye hypnotized himself over and over again, this is not Shimura Danzo, but an allomorph of the Thousand Hands with Shimura Danzo's name on it.

"Whoo~"

"Although I am not a ninja, I am very concerned about ninja affairs." She picked up the gold silk emerald jade pipe, which is a must-have atmosphere artifact for the proprietress, (however gorgeous it is anyway (and a must-have folding fan), and exhaled a puff of smoke rings (children should not learn ), "As for why... Maybe it's for the abdominal muscles."

Abs?

Isn't that what every man must have?fraud!Make excuses and don't really think about it.Danzo thought.

He lowered his head just enough to see the mottled abdominal muscles, and his face suddenly became hot.

Danzo worked hard to imitate Tomona-sensei's rigid voice, "I will deal with that nobleman." So you don't need to worry, "Let's go after the negotiation is over."

"Then when are you going to see me?"

"I am very busy."

"Didn't the second generation have that space ninjutsu, wouldn't you?"

"You even know the technique of Teacher Tokena?"

"It's famous, and it's not a secret. This kind of information is not very valuable."

That's the information of the Second Hokage!

Danzo wanted to say, but he saw the pipe in Fanye's hand, but after the gorgeous decoration of this room, he probably understood that his rich woman is not ordinary rich.

"Anisan~"

"Shut up, don't call me that!" Danzang wanted to put on his clothes, but the clothes were too wrinkled to wear.Arakuba smiled and took out a new ninja fishnet outfit. Not only the vest is hollowed out, but the tights are also hollowed out with big fishnets. I heard that the uniforms of the Ninja Village era were designed by Senju Tomona himself. This is too hot Well, it needs to be coded when it is sold online!

Seeing that Wang Ye showed the expression that made him tremble and didn't know what to say, he looked at the fishnet outfit all over his body, which was light and breathable and easy to move around - he didn't quite understand the rich woman's thinking.

But Danzo still gathered his clothes.

Wang Ye suddenly said: "What if Yun Yin suddenly attacked you at the peace meeting?"

"How could such a thing happen! Konoha is..."

"You want to say that Konoha is the strongest ninja village in the ninja world... Don't forget that this is not the era of Senjujuma. Although the second generation is very strong, it is far from the god of ninja. Yunyin dare not say that Qianshou Zhujian strikes, but may not be afraid to attack Qianshou Feijian."

"..."

"Ridiculous." Muye Village is the largest Ninja Village, no matter how strong it is, even if the other four major powers join forces, it can protect itself. Yun Yin is not mad, why did he attack Teacher Token at the peace meeting.

Seeing that Danzo didn't take it seriously, "No one understands the world line better than me", Wang Ye said: "If it really happened, it would be difficult for you to get out in the enemy camp. What will you do then? Someone must stay behind Yun Yin's pursuers, and there is a high probability that the second generation of Raikage will chase them personally. You young people will not be the second generation of Raikage's opponents. At that time, your teacher must have left behind, even if he is injured. Under such circumstances, it is difficult to come back alive in the face of a premeditated raid on Yunyin Village. He is likely to leave an order for who will become the Third Hokage at a critical moment. According to what you said, you and your teammates may become the Third Hokage. , then your teacher will come up with a test, such as who will stay behind..."

God's perspective is so cool.

"If you and your teammates are smart enough, you will think that you can't stop the second-generation Raikage and other Yunyin elites, so your teacher's words are just to test whose... will of fire? Stronger,... And when both of you have seen through his tricks, the person who said first will have a stronger advantage, but it may not be impossible to come from behind. After all, other people except the second generation can't stop the pursuers if they stay. Some people can see through this point and propose to break up with the second generation of Hokage, and have the advantage of "I care more about the safety of the teacher than the position of Hokage"... I think even Senju Banma will be more inclined to such a student."

Shimura Danzo left with some confusion and confusion.

The 6 people including Senshou Feima galloped fast in the forest, all of them were painted, and Shimura Danzo in the middle had a vigilant expression on his face when he jumped, and his heart was frantic. She really hit the spot! ! !

Although it was not Yunyin Village who attacked them, it was Raikage and them who were attacked by the Jinjiayinjiao brothers in their village. The second Raikage died, and now they are chasing them. , Golden Horn and Silver Horn held the treasures of the Immortals of the Six Paths in their hands, and they were desperate to break out of the siege!

And there are at least a few days before the reinforcements arrive, and during this time they are surrounded by Yunyin...everything has fulfilled Wang Ye's "prophecy".

"call out"!

Qianshou Paijian stopped, and the five students also landed beside him.

"Nichizane, Danzo, Mirror, Yan, Xiaochun, Takefeng, Yunyin will catch up with us soon, and they will not have a wrong pursuit. In order not to let the surrounded people stay behind and become bait, Which of you would like to stay?"

This made her guess right!

Danzo's mind was shocked!

"I'm willing to be the bait," Hiruzaru Sarutobi was the first to say.

"Sun Cut!!"

Senshou Kaima looked approvingly at Hiruzen Sarutobi, and then turned to look at Danzo.

Danzo's... Will of Fire is still not enough.

Who knew that Danzo smiled mockingly, and looked at Hiruzaru Sarutobi with disdain with his arms folded, "Stop joking, can you hold back the chasing troops of Jinkaku Yinkaku and Yunyin? The only ones who can be used as bait from beginning to end Tokaima-sensei is alone."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was shocked, Danzo actually thought of this level? !Even he didn't think of it!

"Hehe, it's better for me to stay and be a bait with Teacher Tokena, you guys leave first, anyway, I won't leave Teacher alone!"

After finishing speaking, Danzo arrogantly turned his head to look at the tree.

Compared to Danzo of the Will of Fire, he chose Tomagama-sensei!

This wave is Shimura Danzo's victory!

Did Danzo pay so much attention to Kizuna's character? Senshou Toikama felt that he had misunderstood Danzo in the past. His will of fire might not be as good as Hirazan's, but what was valued was him, even Senshou Toikama My iron heart couldn't help but soften for a while.

Unexpectedly, Shimura Danzo, who turned around, had a drop of cold sweat on his forehead, and he was almost overtaken by Hiruzen, hehe, he might not know which one would be better than Hiruzen becoming Hokage, leaving behind his life and death. ...

Senshou Tobima originally wanted to use this opportunity to select the third generation of Hokage. He had a premonition that he would die here, but he was dedicated to the village's Hizawa and perhaps the will of the fire was not so strong. His personality was more cautious and cold, but there was no lack of passion. It is the head of the teacher who really loves him, and it is difficult to make a choice between Senshou Feijian. As for the other three disciples who did not make a sound, they have been excluded from the competition for the third Hokage. Sun Zhan and Danzo.

(Although he is not satisfied with these two people)

False leaf: Can I do it?

"I must be the bait. You are all young inheritors of the Will of Fire who will guard the village in the future." ①

How could Danzo let him continue, "Teacher Tomona, you can't do it alone, someone must stand by your side, and this person is me."

Jing, Yan, Xiaochun, Riza: Is Danzo crazy?

Shimura Danzo, who is always hesitant to weigh the pros and cons, is determined to be the bait with Senju Tomonama, but facing such a resolute Danzo Senju Tomonama, he can't say that Hizaru will be the target of the third generation.

When Wang Ye came to Konoha with her wave ninja group, Shimura Danzo had already become the star of Konoha Village. It's amazing to say that Danzo is righteous, wise, and brave. On the other hand, although Hiruzaru Sarutobi also showed sufficient Hokage thinking, but Shimura Danzo Zhuyu is in front of him, but no one cares about him.

Shimura Danzo came back seriously injured after losing contact for a few days, and the second generation had already died.

Since the second generation did not designate who would take over, according to the rules of the village, all Jnin voted to decide.

Danzo Shimura opened his eyes. These days, he would encounter countless crises every day, and every time he saved himself from danger, he couldn't help but wonder if he had any destiny. Otherwise, they would have died if they were replaced by Hirizhan. He is so lucky. , Even Teacher Feijian was killed in battle, but he survived.

The news of Danzo's waking up spread, and there was an endless stream of people from Konoha Hospital to visit him. All the patriarchs of the major families came. Danzo looked calm on the surface, but his heart was full of excitement. What does this mean? It shows that it is possible for him to become the third generation, it should not be said that it is possible, it is a certainty!

"We saw the shadows of Hashirama-sama and Togama-sama from Danzo."

Danzo has become the best candidate with the kindness of Qianshouzhujian and the shrewdness of Qianshou Feijian.

The new election was the best!

He became the Third Hokage.