I'm really married, don't lie to you

Lu Jin freed his hair from the zipper of his clothes, hugged Lin Yan's clothes in his arms, and turned his head away.

At this moment, he was squatting beside the camera, looking back for Lin Yan's figure.

Before Lu Jin could speak, Lin Yan picked up a plate of sweet and sour pork tenderloin thoughtfully, ate the pork tenderloin, and waved the small plate on his hand: "I threw it out, can you take it back?"

Lu Jin couldn't believe it: "You treat me like a dog?"

Lin Yan glanced to the other side: "No."

Lu Jin said quietly: "You are guilty."

Lin Yan said firmly: "No."

Lu Jin: "Then you let me pick up the Frisbee?"

Lin Yan coughed unreasonably, "I'm sorry, because your posture is so cute."

Can't help but want to tease.

This time, Lu Jin was silent.

Lu Jin suppressed the corners of his raised lips, and raised his head confidently: "Throw, there is nothing I can't catch."

[Erha becomes fine. 】

[Dog is boyfriend grass hahaha. 】

[It can be said that he loves his wife very much. 】

Lin Yan didn't really throw it away either.

This dish is so small and light, I don't know where it will go when I throw it away.

Lu Jin was still squatting on the spot, and even chatted with the photographer.

Lin Yan walked over and dragged him back, "Don't disturb his work."

Lu Jin let him hold his wrist, and followed him lazily with his feet.

His eyes fell on Lin Yan involuntarily.

Lin Yan has a small frame and a straight back. He looks tall and slender, but there is also an air of not being messed with.

Lu Jin recalled the scene of him hitting someone with a wine bottle in his mind.

In fact, if we got to know each other at that time, we might also be treated as a wretched man.

Lin Yan turned his head back: "Why don't you speak?"

Lu Jin came back to his senses, "Go away, what did you say?"

Lin Yan: "I said, have you brought mosquito coils?"

Before Lu Jin recovered from the possibility of opening the ladle, he subconsciously blurted out: "Do you think I look like a mosquito coil?"

Lin Yan paused: "The task of killing mosquitoes will be entrusted to you."

Lu Jin: "..."

Pit yourself.

Lu Jin recalled what he had brought in the suitcase, and it seemed that he really did.

"Wait, I'll go find it."

Lin Yan folded her arms and watched him rummaging through the suitcase.

After turning for a long time, I didn't find it.

Lin Yan squatted beside him wonderingly, "After so long, what have you brought?"

Lu Jin's suitcase is full of mess.

Small toys, blank photo frames, health products, and even a hot water bottle...

Lin Yan picked up a sealed bag, which contained some grass.

The grass doesn't look very fresh, maybe it's been there for a few days.

"what is this?"

Lu Jin glanced at it, and said casually, "The grass in Xiaohui's cage."

Lin Yan: "..."

Who the hell goes out with rabbit food?Still fished out of a rabbit cage.

Lin Yan: "What's the use of this?"

Lu Jin: "It means I will miss it. I wanted to pluck two hairs, but it is a bit pitiful."

Lin Yan: "..."

Lin Yan stretched out a finger and touched the things in Lu Jin's box.

I even saw the stones in the turtle tank, the spines of the cactus, and the fur of two toy dogs.

Flipping through the pages, Lin Yan froze for a moment, staring at the things in his hands, his face slowly turned red.

This is what he put in Lu Jin's house.

a t-shirt.

Lin Yan didn't unfold it, but quietly put it back.

This T-shirt was originally pure white, but when they were arguing on the sofa, Lu Jin bit off the cap of the marker pen and wrote on it.

Lin Yan could still recall the itchy touch.

As for the words above...

Not to mention.

But what surprised Lin Yan was that even if this person was recording a program, he would bring his things with him.

— means I will miss him.

do you mean this?

Lu Jin caught a glimpse of the T-shirt, picked it up, and unfolded it.

A round thing Gulu rolled down.

Lu Jin breathed a sigh of relief: "I just said, you won't find it here."

Lin Yan looked over, speechless: "..."

Electric mosquito coils.

Electric mosquito coils? ?

What is the use of electric mosquito coils now? !

Lu Jin obviously realized it, and looked at Lin Yan silently.

[Laughing to death, I searched for a long time for electric mosquito repellent liquid. 】

【Nobody noticed? I think Lin Yan knows Lu Jin well. What is Xiao Hui?pet? 】

【Found! !I also found out that this t-shirt is not Lu Lu's size. 】

[Boldly guess!Lu Jin took the wrong wife's clothes! 】

[The words on the T-shirt are a bit blurry. 】

The audience leaned closer to the screen, trying to see exactly what was written on the T-shirt.

But the T-shirt is wrinkled and not very legible.

Just when they were in a hurry, Lu Jin unfolded the T-shirt, trying to refold it and put it away.

then.

They saw the densely packed words.

This person wrote a short composition directly on it.

【what is this?Diamond Sutra? 】

[The words are too blurry, ah, don't overlap them. 】

When Lin Yan saw that short composition, the corners of his eyes twitched.

He remembered something he didn't want to recall.

It is romantic to write a sentence or two of love.

But writing a whole rainbow fart is sick.

He still remembered that the more Lu Jin wrote, the more he wrote, and he even took a cardboard to cover Lin Yan's body, saying that it was to prevent ink from getting on him.

Lin Yan resisted the urge to kick him off, and said coldly, "Then I still thank you?"

Lu Jin wrote furiously: "It should."

In the end, Lin Yan was almost numb, and all his desires had been withdrawn, and he even played with his mobile phone.

Lu Jin was very satisfied with this work, and despite Lin Yan's refusal, he read it affectionately.

Lin Yan didn't even know, how did Lu Jin read out such a shameful rainbow fart?

Thinking of those words, Lin Yan felt suffocated again.

He was stuck in memory, but he didn't notice that Lu Jin took out two things and closed the suitcase.

It wasn't until Lu Jin called him that Lin Yan came back to his senses, "Okay?"

Lu Jin: "Okay, let's try it out."

test?

Before Lin Yan could react, something fell on his head.

Lin Yan: "??"

"What is this? Gauze?"

Lu Jin put it on himself, explaining: "The mosquito net on the face, so that mosquitoes will not come to bite you."

Lin Yan: "..."

He understands the reason.

But why is this mosquito net a tight fit?

Now they're like making one, with your face on a mosquito net, and it looks ridiculous.

Lu Jin took a breath: "It's okay, it's quite breathable."

Lin Yan didn't want to talk.

Lu Jin found the camera and said, "This thing feels okay, it's not an advertisement."

Lin Yan's temples twitched, and he reached out to take off the mosquito net.

Lu Jin: "I'll tune it for you."

Lin Yan: "I don't want to wear it."

Lu Jin was stunned: "Why?"

Lin Yan endured and endured, and said, "Don't you think this look is silly?"

Lu Jin pointed to the mosquitoes flying all over the sky, and looked at him silently.

10 minute later.

Lin Yan was lying side by side with Lu Jin with a mosquito net over his head.

Their limbs, including their necks, were stuffed under the quilt, and they looked like two peaceful corpses from a distance.

Lin Yan closed his eyes out of sight and out of mind.

The audience laughed madly.

【How can there be such a thing? How many strange things can Lu Jin find? 】

[Shaking the same bed together, still in the wild, I thought the flowers were so sweet, but it turned out that mosquitoes had a meeting on their faces. 】

[I'm eating candy in the sand sculpture variety show, can they move, don't be so hard, hug them! 】

Under the covers they couldn't see, two hands were clasped together.

Lu Jin couldn't sleep.

He is used to sleeping with Lin Yan in his arms, he is not satisfied just holding hands.

Lu Jin opened his eyes and glanced sideways at Lin Yan.

Lin Yan frowned and pursed his lips, his face smelled as if he had just finished a fight.

Lu Jin said: "Don't be angry, it's very pretty."

Lin Yan uttered a word lightly: "Get lost."

Lu Jin: "Then what can you do?"

Lin Yan was speechless.

Really not, or both of them buried their heads in the quilt, but it would be very boring.

Although mosquitoes can't bite them.

But the lingering sound is really loud.

Lin Yan suddenly thought, since they are taking a couple script, they can do whatever they want.

He turned sideways and rested his head on Lu Jin's shoulder, "It's too noisy."

Lu Jin was startled, and his body moved first.

He also turned around, facing Lin Yan, and covered his ears with his hands.

The audience was laughing and joking, but was speechless by the scene in front of them.

Looking at it like this, it looks like Lin Yan is snuggling in Lu Jin's arms.

Like a real couple.

[Grass...satisfied, thank you program team. 】

[What is there to thank the program team for?Thank you both. 】

[Gossip, because the director wanted them to act as a couple in the last episode, the grass killed me. 】

【Ahhh!It's true, they're absolutely true!How can it be so natural and skilled? 】

【TT Even if it's a decapitated meal, I'll admit it. I've never been so serious about it. 】

[I used to think that the show crew cut BE for this pair because they definitely didn't like them. Who knew they were the sweetest. Apart from them, I would never have such a funny and cute cp!I hope that there will be a happy union for a hundred years! ! 】

Lin Yan felt much better.

The sound was blocked by Lu Jin, and he smelled the faint scent of shower gel on Lu Jin's body, and his impatience from being disturbed by mosquitoes gradually calmed down.

Sleepiness gradually came over, Lin Yan asked in a daze, "Are you noisy?"

Lu Jin stuffed Lin Yan's hand back out of the quilt, with a soft voice: "Don't make noise, you sleep with you."

The barrage suffocated.

Another round of screaming swiped the screen.

All the CP fans have insomnia tonight, they are so sweet that they are dying.

Is this something you can see without paying?

A lot of people went straight into the pit tonight, and the number of chatterers skyrocketed.

#林燕露灰同床共松# Instantly became a trending search.

Passers-by clicked in to see it, and were shocked.

One is to be shocked by the ghost things on their heads.

The second is that the atmosphere that shocked them was so sweet.

Even the major merchants quickly caught up with the hot spots, and changed the title of the mosquito nets they sold to: "Lin Yan and Lu Jin are the same style." Sweet couple mosquito nets, after wearing them, love is smooth sailing, as sweet as them.

Fans and passers-by complained about the ugly headgear, but couldn't help but place an order.

Sales quickly doubled several times.

Looking at the soaring popularity and topics, the director sighed to the assistant: "The two teachers are really dedicated. If the chat records were not still there, I would have believed it."

The assistant asked back: "Why can't it be true?"

director:"……"

It turns out that you are also smoking.

Lin Yan and Lu Jin didn't know about the excitement on the Internet.

Lin Yan had already fallen into a deep sleep.

Lu Jin's hands were bitten seven or eight times by mosquitoes.

Lu Jin was so itchy that he couldn't fall asleep, so he simply waved at the mosquito and said in the softest voice, "Come on, let's fight, if you're a man, don't be cowardly."

The mosquitoes seemed to understand, they paused in the air, quickly formed a small team, and flew towards Lu Jin.

Lu Jin gestured with a gun: "Back! Biubiubiu back!"

The author says:

Lu Jin, do you think mind attacks are useful...

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!