I'm really married, don't lie to you
Chapter 51 You Are the Funniest
After Lin Yan pinched him, he couldn't hang on: "I'm about to fall."
Lu Jin simply adjusted his posture, and carried Lin Yan firmly on his back: "How about this?"
Lin Yan leaned on Lu Jin's back, paused, and wrapped his arms around his neck in silence.
Lu Jin also had a meal.
Lin Yan's breathing was very light, brushing against the side of his neck like a feather.
The ears seem to be warming up again.
Seeing that he didn't leave, Lin Yan hesitated and said, "I'm heavy?"
Lu Jin was still in a daze, unable to hear what Lin Yan was saying, subconsciously said: "Yes."
Lin Yan: "..."
audience:"……"
[Thank you to the program team, for giving Lu Jin a wife. 】
[Thank you to the program team, forcibly bound Lin Yan. 】
[Thank you Lin Yan, never leave. 】
Lu Jin finally came back to his senses, and after realizing what he said: "..."
He hurried to remedy: "You hold a lot of weight in my heart."
Lin Yan was expressionless: "Don't be greasy."
Lu Jin: "..."
Lin Yan patted him: "Go back and change your shoes."
Lu Jin: "Yes, it's more fun to wear slippers."
Lin Yan: "I want you to change into a pair of clean shoes."
Lu Jin: "No, I only brought a pair of shoes."
Lin Yan: "Then..."
Lu Jin said happily: "So today we are destined to step on puddles to play."
Lin Yan: "..."
Doomed fart, you are doomed to jump into a puddle by yourself?
Lu Jin went back to Yizhuang with Lin Yan on his back, and changed into Chinese cabbage slippers.
He also specially brought some small toys, and prepared to dive into the puddle with his family.
"This way you won't be lonely." Lu Jin said.
Lin Yan didn't bother to talk to him.
When passing by the pigsty, Lu Jin said, "I have an idea."
The little pig hummed and screamed.
Lin Yan: "I don't think you have."
Lu Jin: "The fat one or the pretty one?"
Lin Yan subconsciously said: "Pretty. No, you..."
Before he could finish his sentence, Lu Jin had already picked up a piglet and tied it to a dog leash.
"Fortunately, I'm well prepared."
"Uh..." Lu Jin looked at the pig in his hand, and then at Lin Yan's empty hands.
I reflected on my lack of consideration.
No matter how you say it, you have to leave something for Lin Yan.
Lin Yan listened to the humming of the little pig, and felt that things were getting out of line.
He reached out to remove the cloth strip.
As soon as the hand was raised, a thin rope was stuffed in it.
Lin Yan: "?"
Lu Jin picked up the toy, "Touch it."
Lin Yan felt it for a while, and found that it was not a living thing, so he felt relieved to touch it.
Not a Muppet.
He touched a long trunk, "Elephant?"
Lu Jin looked at this scene and whispered four words: "The blind man feels the elephant..."
Lin Yan paused, and began to roll up his sleeves.
Lu Jin almost spattered blood on the spot because of these four words.
In the end, because Lin Yan remembered that he was in front of the camera, he reluctantly spared Lu Jin's life.
[I'm actually a little sorry. 】
【Hit!Don't be afraid, Yanyan, I'll stop Teacher Lu's fans for you. 】
【It would be better if you fight on the bed—】
[Put on some pants, this is a barrage zone, not a no-man's zone! ! 】
Due to the heavy rain, there are puddles everywhere, so there is no need to walk back.
Lu Jin held Lin Yan with one hand, and the pig and toys with the other, playing lively in the puddle.
Lin Yan: "..."
In fact, he is not very happy to be treated like a pig.
He can't see, and his hearing is more sensitive.
The sound of toys colliding, the sound of piglets rolling in the water... and the sound of Lu Jin chattering in his ear.
"Lin Yan, do you want to try it?"
Too noisy.
Lin Yan thought.
But this messy sound is like a paintbrush, coloring his boring and monotonous world little by little.
When he was dragged all the way here, thoughts kept flashing in his mind.
What's so fun about puddles?
Why does such a big person still like to step on puddles?
Even if you play by yourself, you have to drag your family with you.
But at this moment, Lin Yan thought, is it really that fun?
Lu Jin was still trying to invite him.
Lin Yan was silent for a moment, then stepped into the water.
He was wearing the baby dish slippers that Lu Jin forcibly put on.
Lin Yan rolled up his trouser legs, and the little pig rushed over and gave him a hug.
He lost his balance and tilted his body backwards.
Did not fall.
hit a heat source.
Lu Jin supported him: "Are you okay?"
Lin Yan wanted to stand up: "It's okay."
But Lin Yan couldn't see it, he moved his foot, and ended up stepping on Lu Jin's toe.
Lu Jin: "Hiss—"
Lin Yan was taken aback, and quickly moved his foot away: "I'm sorry, I stepped on you."
Lu Jin: "It's okay... Wocao..."
He slipped on the soles of his shoes and sat down in the water.
Lin Yan was almost brought down by him.
Lin Yan: "Are you okay?"
Lu Jin dug out a rubber duckling from under his ass.
The ducklings quacked innocently.
Just stepped on this thing and fell down.
Although Lin Yan didn't see it, he guessed the whole story from the scream of the little duck, "Is the duck okay?"
Lu Jin was silent for a while: "I'll give you a chance to repeat."
Lin Yan: "You are so heavy, don't sit on it and break it."
Lu Jin: "..."
He fully suspected that Lin Yan was taking revenge for what he said was serious.
but.
Lin Yan's yin and yang is also very cute when he is angry.
Lu Jin scratched his face, "Help me."
Lin Yan stretched out his hand.
Lu Jin looked at the hand extended to the other side, wondering if he wanted to punch him.
Lin Yan shook his hand impatiently.
Lu Jin quietly moved his position, held Lin Yan's hand, and stood up.
Today's live broadcast is slowly coming to an end.
After playing in the puddle for a while, the two returned to Yizhuang wet.
Lu Jin took out the hot pot, intending to finish the remaining vegetables.
Because Lin Yan "couldn't see", he sat beside him with peace of mind, listening to Lu Jin's busy work.
With limited ingredients, Lin Yan is not afraid of Lu Jin's free play.
But when he ate the sweet cabbage, Lin Yan was still at a loss for a moment.
Lin Yan resisted the urge to spit it out, and swallowed the cabbage bit by bit, "What is this?"
"Canned cabbage." Lu Jin replied.
Lin Yan: "??"
Lu Jin: "But because I don't have any tools, I just boiled cabbage in sugar water."
Lin Yan closed his eyes and said silently: Hold on, don't waste food.
Lu Jin had the face to ask, "Is it delicious?"
Lin Yan: "Very challenging."
Lu Jin was very happy: "That's good."
Lin Yan: "..."
After finishing the meal without taste, Lin Yan took off the cloth strip.
Lu Jin: "Stop playing?"
Lin Yan: "Will you drive later?"
Lu Jin: "..."
He couldn't drive a car with his slippers on.
The two cleaned up Yizhuang, moved the table back and put it away.
Finally, I said goodbye to the pigs in the pigsty.
Lu Jin looked at the camera and said with a smile: "A lot of things happened in the past two days, I am very happy."
He said seriously: "I made the most important decision in my life. Although I haven't tried it, I will use my life to complete it."
Lin Yan's eyelashes trembled.
After a while, he looked at the camera and said lightly, "I hope everyone's dreams will come true."
[Why do I feel that there is something in the words of these two people? 】
[They want to break up? 】
[Bah, bah, bah! 】
[To complete it in a lifetime, are they going to get married? 】
……
Both of them couldn't see the turmoil of the bullet screen. After saying these words, the live broadcast ended.
The staff clapped their hands: "The two teachers have worked hard."
One girl couldn't help but said, "Ms. Lin Yan is working hard."
Her colleagues couldn't help laughing.
Lu Jin was confused: "Lin Yan, are you tired? I think I take good care of you."
The corner of Lin Yan's eyes twitched, "I took good care of it, so I won't need it next time."
The staff laughed.
Lin Yan said politely: "It's hard work, let's go first."
The staff member said: "See you two teachers next time."
Lin Yan put his bag on his back, picked up the packed bags and left.
Lu Jin chased after him: "Then what are you dissatisfied with?"
"luggage."
Lu Jin went back to get the things again, and after taking a few steps, he caught up with Lin Yan: "Wait for me."
The girl who spoke just now stopped what she was doing and looked at their backs as they left.
Lin Yan looked disgusted, but quietly slowed down, waiting for Lu Jin to chase after him.
Lu Jin leaned over, and they stuck together to talk.
Lin Yan did not refuse his approach.
The girl couldn't hear what she was saying, but seeing their backs walking away hand in hand, she couldn't help but curl the corners of her lips.
The colleague patted her: "What are you looking at?"
The girl said: "I just think they are having a good time, it doesn't matter whether there is a camera or not."
The colleague thought about it and said in surprise, "Yes."
They work in the entertainment industry, and have seen too many "couples" who are intimate in front of the camera, but polite and alienated after the camera is turned off.
Including Zhou Xianyin and Huang Ying in this show, they seem to be very compatible and have a good relationship, but they know that they are just putting on a show.
And this pair of CPs, who seem to be the most unlikely, seem to be getting better and better.
The girl quietly took a picture of their backs as they left.
Maybe the CP that you licked will come true?
……
Lin Yan did not drive the car back to City A.
When getting in the car, Lin Yan discussed with him: "Are you nervous about work? No, let's stay in City H for one night."
Lu Jin froze for a moment, and said nervously, "Are you going to see your grandpa?"
Lin Yan: "I was supposed to go, but my grandpa is out to visit friends and is not at home for the time being."
Lu Jin: "Then?"
Lin Yan yawned: "I'm a little tired, I want to sleep before leaving. If you are in a hurry, go back by yourself first."
He was tortured by Lu Jin's singing so much that he couldn't sleep much.
Lu Jin quickly asked Liang Qinghe.
After getting the reply, Lu Jin heaved a sigh of relief: "I'm fine."
Lin Yan nodded and started the car.
He drove the car back into the city.
It took a lot of time to drive back to the city from the village.
Lin Yan didn't go to the hotel, and drove the car into a community.
Lu Jin: "Rented?"
Lin Yan: "I bought it. I wanted to live in it for my grandfather, but he's not used to it."
Lin Yan hasn't been here for a long time. Except for filming in H City, he will come and live here, and it is usually empty.
Fortunately, someone cleans it regularly, and the house is liveable.
Lin Yan opened the door and found two new pairs of slippers: "You are the first guest."
Lu Jin put on his slippers: "Aren't your friends coming to play?"
Lin Yan said lightly: "I have no friends. You are the first."
Lu Jin was taken aback.
Lin Yan closed the door, stepped on the slippers to search the refrigerator, and took mineral water out: "I don't think you know me well, so I'll show you my life."
He paused and said, "My life is very boring. Apart from work, I just stay at home and watch movies. I don't like socializing, I don't like keeping pets, and I don't have a sense of humor. Maybe you will think I'm boring."
Lu Jin walked over and took the mineral water from him: "You are not boring."
Lin Yan looked at him.
Lu Jin: "When I was studying, many people thought some of my behaviors were unbelievable and silly."
Lin Yanxin said: That's right.
Lu Jin paused, and said quietly, "Are you nodding?"
Lin Yan: "You continue."
Lu Jin: "Actually, no one really wants to play with me. You are the first one who will accompany me to make trouble even though you think I am troublesome."
Lu Jin whispered: "Why are you bored? I think you are the most interesting."
The author says:
soon soon;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Lu Jin simply adjusted his posture, and carried Lin Yan firmly on his back: "How about this?"
Lin Yan leaned on Lu Jin's back, paused, and wrapped his arms around his neck in silence.
Lu Jin also had a meal.
Lin Yan's breathing was very light, brushing against the side of his neck like a feather.
The ears seem to be warming up again.
Seeing that he didn't leave, Lin Yan hesitated and said, "I'm heavy?"
Lu Jin was still in a daze, unable to hear what Lin Yan was saying, subconsciously said: "Yes."
Lin Yan: "..."
audience:"……"
[Thank you to the program team, for giving Lu Jin a wife. 】
[Thank you to the program team, forcibly bound Lin Yan. 】
[Thank you Lin Yan, never leave. 】
Lu Jin finally came back to his senses, and after realizing what he said: "..."
He hurried to remedy: "You hold a lot of weight in my heart."
Lin Yan was expressionless: "Don't be greasy."
Lu Jin: "..."
Lin Yan patted him: "Go back and change your shoes."
Lu Jin: "Yes, it's more fun to wear slippers."
Lin Yan: "I want you to change into a pair of clean shoes."
Lu Jin: "No, I only brought a pair of shoes."
Lin Yan: "Then..."
Lu Jin said happily: "So today we are destined to step on puddles to play."
Lin Yan: "..."
Doomed fart, you are doomed to jump into a puddle by yourself?
Lu Jin went back to Yizhuang with Lin Yan on his back, and changed into Chinese cabbage slippers.
He also specially brought some small toys, and prepared to dive into the puddle with his family.
"This way you won't be lonely." Lu Jin said.
Lin Yan didn't bother to talk to him.
When passing by the pigsty, Lu Jin said, "I have an idea."
The little pig hummed and screamed.
Lin Yan: "I don't think you have."
Lu Jin: "The fat one or the pretty one?"
Lin Yan subconsciously said: "Pretty. No, you..."
Before he could finish his sentence, Lu Jin had already picked up a piglet and tied it to a dog leash.
"Fortunately, I'm well prepared."
"Uh..." Lu Jin looked at the pig in his hand, and then at Lin Yan's empty hands.
I reflected on my lack of consideration.
No matter how you say it, you have to leave something for Lin Yan.
Lin Yan listened to the humming of the little pig, and felt that things were getting out of line.
He reached out to remove the cloth strip.
As soon as the hand was raised, a thin rope was stuffed in it.
Lin Yan: "?"
Lu Jin picked up the toy, "Touch it."
Lin Yan felt it for a while, and found that it was not a living thing, so he felt relieved to touch it.
Not a Muppet.
He touched a long trunk, "Elephant?"
Lu Jin looked at this scene and whispered four words: "The blind man feels the elephant..."
Lin Yan paused, and began to roll up his sleeves.
Lu Jin almost spattered blood on the spot because of these four words.
In the end, because Lin Yan remembered that he was in front of the camera, he reluctantly spared Lu Jin's life.
[I'm actually a little sorry. 】
【Hit!Don't be afraid, Yanyan, I'll stop Teacher Lu's fans for you. 】
【It would be better if you fight on the bed—】
[Put on some pants, this is a barrage zone, not a no-man's zone! ! 】
Due to the heavy rain, there are puddles everywhere, so there is no need to walk back.
Lu Jin held Lin Yan with one hand, and the pig and toys with the other, playing lively in the puddle.
Lin Yan: "..."
In fact, he is not very happy to be treated like a pig.
He can't see, and his hearing is more sensitive.
The sound of toys colliding, the sound of piglets rolling in the water... and the sound of Lu Jin chattering in his ear.
"Lin Yan, do you want to try it?"
Too noisy.
Lin Yan thought.
But this messy sound is like a paintbrush, coloring his boring and monotonous world little by little.
When he was dragged all the way here, thoughts kept flashing in his mind.
What's so fun about puddles?
Why does such a big person still like to step on puddles?
Even if you play by yourself, you have to drag your family with you.
But at this moment, Lin Yan thought, is it really that fun?
Lu Jin was still trying to invite him.
Lin Yan was silent for a moment, then stepped into the water.
He was wearing the baby dish slippers that Lu Jin forcibly put on.
Lin Yan rolled up his trouser legs, and the little pig rushed over and gave him a hug.
He lost his balance and tilted his body backwards.
Did not fall.
hit a heat source.
Lu Jin supported him: "Are you okay?"
Lin Yan wanted to stand up: "It's okay."
But Lin Yan couldn't see it, he moved his foot, and ended up stepping on Lu Jin's toe.
Lu Jin: "Hiss—"
Lin Yan was taken aback, and quickly moved his foot away: "I'm sorry, I stepped on you."
Lu Jin: "It's okay... Wocao..."
He slipped on the soles of his shoes and sat down in the water.
Lin Yan was almost brought down by him.
Lin Yan: "Are you okay?"
Lu Jin dug out a rubber duckling from under his ass.
The ducklings quacked innocently.
Just stepped on this thing and fell down.
Although Lin Yan didn't see it, he guessed the whole story from the scream of the little duck, "Is the duck okay?"
Lu Jin was silent for a while: "I'll give you a chance to repeat."
Lin Yan: "You are so heavy, don't sit on it and break it."
Lu Jin: "..."
He fully suspected that Lin Yan was taking revenge for what he said was serious.
but.
Lin Yan's yin and yang is also very cute when he is angry.
Lu Jin scratched his face, "Help me."
Lin Yan stretched out his hand.
Lu Jin looked at the hand extended to the other side, wondering if he wanted to punch him.
Lin Yan shook his hand impatiently.
Lu Jin quietly moved his position, held Lin Yan's hand, and stood up.
Today's live broadcast is slowly coming to an end.
After playing in the puddle for a while, the two returned to Yizhuang wet.
Lu Jin took out the hot pot, intending to finish the remaining vegetables.
Because Lin Yan "couldn't see", he sat beside him with peace of mind, listening to Lu Jin's busy work.
With limited ingredients, Lin Yan is not afraid of Lu Jin's free play.
But when he ate the sweet cabbage, Lin Yan was still at a loss for a moment.
Lin Yan resisted the urge to spit it out, and swallowed the cabbage bit by bit, "What is this?"
"Canned cabbage." Lu Jin replied.
Lin Yan: "??"
Lu Jin: "But because I don't have any tools, I just boiled cabbage in sugar water."
Lin Yan closed his eyes and said silently: Hold on, don't waste food.
Lu Jin had the face to ask, "Is it delicious?"
Lin Yan: "Very challenging."
Lu Jin was very happy: "That's good."
Lin Yan: "..."
After finishing the meal without taste, Lin Yan took off the cloth strip.
Lu Jin: "Stop playing?"
Lin Yan: "Will you drive later?"
Lu Jin: "..."
He couldn't drive a car with his slippers on.
The two cleaned up Yizhuang, moved the table back and put it away.
Finally, I said goodbye to the pigs in the pigsty.
Lu Jin looked at the camera and said with a smile: "A lot of things happened in the past two days, I am very happy."
He said seriously: "I made the most important decision in my life. Although I haven't tried it, I will use my life to complete it."
Lin Yan's eyelashes trembled.
After a while, he looked at the camera and said lightly, "I hope everyone's dreams will come true."
[Why do I feel that there is something in the words of these two people? 】
[They want to break up? 】
[Bah, bah, bah! 】
[To complete it in a lifetime, are they going to get married? 】
……
Both of them couldn't see the turmoil of the bullet screen. After saying these words, the live broadcast ended.
The staff clapped their hands: "The two teachers have worked hard."
One girl couldn't help but said, "Ms. Lin Yan is working hard."
Her colleagues couldn't help laughing.
Lu Jin was confused: "Lin Yan, are you tired? I think I take good care of you."
The corner of Lin Yan's eyes twitched, "I took good care of it, so I won't need it next time."
The staff laughed.
Lin Yan said politely: "It's hard work, let's go first."
The staff member said: "See you two teachers next time."
Lin Yan put his bag on his back, picked up the packed bags and left.
Lu Jin chased after him: "Then what are you dissatisfied with?"
"luggage."
Lu Jin went back to get the things again, and after taking a few steps, he caught up with Lin Yan: "Wait for me."
The girl who spoke just now stopped what she was doing and looked at their backs as they left.
Lin Yan looked disgusted, but quietly slowed down, waiting for Lu Jin to chase after him.
Lu Jin leaned over, and they stuck together to talk.
Lin Yan did not refuse his approach.
The girl couldn't hear what she was saying, but seeing their backs walking away hand in hand, she couldn't help but curl the corners of her lips.
The colleague patted her: "What are you looking at?"
The girl said: "I just think they are having a good time, it doesn't matter whether there is a camera or not."
The colleague thought about it and said in surprise, "Yes."
They work in the entertainment industry, and have seen too many "couples" who are intimate in front of the camera, but polite and alienated after the camera is turned off.
Including Zhou Xianyin and Huang Ying in this show, they seem to be very compatible and have a good relationship, but they know that they are just putting on a show.
And this pair of CPs, who seem to be the most unlikely, seem to be getting better and better.
The girl quietly took a picture of their backs as they left.
Maybe the CP that you licked will come true?
……
Lin Yan did not drive the car back to City A.
When getting in the car, Lin Yan discussed with him: "Are you nervous about work? No, let's stay in City H for one night."
Lu Jin froze for a moment, and said nervously, "Are you going to see your grandpa?"
Lin Yan: "I was supposed to go, but my grandpa is out to visit friends and is not at home for the time being."
Lu Jin: "Then?"
Lin Yan yawned: "I'm a little tired, I want to sleep before leaving. If you are in a hurry, go back by yourself first."
He was tortured by Lu Jin's singing so much that he couldn't sleep much.
Lu Jin quickly asked Liang Qinghe.
After getting the reply, Lu Jin heaved a sigh of relief: "I'm fine."
Lin Yan nodded and started the car.
He drove the car back into the city.
It took a lot of time to drive back to the city from the village.
Lin Yan didn't go to the hotel, and drove the car into a community.
Lu Jin: "Rented?"
Lin Yan: "I bought it. I wanted to live in it for my grandfather, but he's not used to it."
Lin Yan hasn't been here for a long time. Except for filming in H City, he will come and live here, and it is usually empty.
Fortunately, someone cleans it regularly, and the house is liveable.
Lin Yan opened the door and found two new pairs of slippers: "You are the first guest."
Lu Jin put on his slippers: "Aren't your friends coming to play?"
Lin Yan said lightly: "I have no friends. You are the first."
Lu Jin was taken aback.
Lin Yan closed the door, stepped on the slippers to search the refrigerator, and took mineral water out: "I don't think you know me well, so I'll show you my life."
He paused and said, "My life is very boring. Apart from work, I just stay at home and watch movies. I don't like socializing, I don't like keeping pets, and I don't have a sense of humor. Maybe you will think I'm boring."
Lu Jin walked over and took the mineral water from him: "You are not boring."
Lin Yan looked at him.
Lu Jin: "When I was studying, many people thought some of my behaviors were unbelievable and silly."
Lin Yanxin said: That's right.
Lu Jin paused, and said quietly, "Are you nodding?"
Lin Yan: "You continue."
Lu Jin: "Actually, no one really wants to play with me. You are the first one who will accompany me to make trouble even though you think I am troublesome."
Lu Jin whispered: "Why are you bored? I think you are the most interesting."
The author says:
soon soon;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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