I'm really married, don't lie to you

Lu Jin stood there for a long time without moving.

Lin Yan took something from the trunk, saw that he was still standing stupidly, and poked his knee with a plastic bag: "What are you doing standing there? Watching for a day?"

Lu Jin, a person who can break into a cold sweat in a haunted house, Yizhuang is a bit beyond his acceptable range.

"Did you have such a wonderful life as a child?"

Lin Yan said lightly: "It's okay. I lost a bet with someone, so I came here. I couldn't find my way home after dark. It was the kind uncle in Yizhuang who took me back."

Lu Jin: "..."

At first glance, this story sounds unremarkable.

Lu Jin thought about it carefully...he didn't really want to think about it.

The world is really unkind to him.

Lu Jin thought, the pigsty is not bad either.

Even if the piglets in the pigsty were humming at him.

Even if the pigsty is really smelly.

Lu Jin was hesitating, Lin Yan looked at the sky, "Go move things, don't waste time."

Lu Jin closed his eyes: "Yanyan, have you ever considered a place closer to nature? There are obedient pets, and the fragrance of birds and flowers..."

Lin Yan interrupted him lightly: "There is still bitter wind and bitter rain."

Lin Yan told him regretfully, "Didn't you check the weather forecast when you came out? It will rain heavily tonight."

Lu Jin: "..."

[I laughed so hard, Yan Yan is okay, Lin Yan is okay. 】

【Lu Jin looks like he really wants to sleep with the pig. 】

[Yizhuang, who wants to sleep in it, would rather be trampled by pigs. 】

[Lu Lu, don't panic, the Yizhuang looks so dilapidated, it should have been abandoned. 】

Lu Jin couldn't.

Lin Yan plans to sleep in Yizhuang, he can't fight the pig for the territory alone.

Lu Jin looked at the pigsty reluctantly, and moved things from the trunk.

Half complaining, he said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Lin Yan: "I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep for a few days."

Lu Jin laughed angrily: "Does it look like you are giving a good meal to a pig waiting to be slaughtered, and dragging him to the slaughterhouse when he is very happy?"

Lin Yan looked at him for a few seconds, and said in a word: "Don't put yourself in this way."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan: "This is unfair to your fans."

Lu Jin: "."

While talking, they had already entered Yizhuang.

This room can be seen to be really old, the door is half down, and it is full of cobwebs.

The room was empty, instead of the coffin-filled scene that Lu Jin had imagined, only a few wooden tables were placed near the window.

Dust and cobwebs everywhere, no one seems to have been here for a long time.

Sunlight poured down from the hole in the roof, making the whole room even more silent.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but when Lu Jin walked in here, he always felt that the temperature dropped a few degrees, which made people shiver.

When he closed his eyes, he always felt that someone was watching him.

Lin Yan looked up and said, "Don't worry, there should be no need here. When I came here before, there were still a few people."

Lu Jin smiled: "Can we discuss your adventures the day after tomorrow?"

Lin Yan said "yes", and sorted out the things in his hand.

Lu Jin found a clean table and put the box he was holding on it.

Ok?

and many more?

clean place?

Lu Jin's fine hair stood on end inch by inch.

The table in front of me has spider webs only on the legs, and the tabletop is clean.

Just then, a hand was placed on the shoulder.

Lu Jin's scalp exploded, he picked up something from the box, and threw it back.

"what are you doing?"

A familiar voice sounded coolly behind him.

Lu Jin was stunned for a few seconds before turning his head.

Lin Yan was standing behind him, still holding a cabbage slipper that he threw over.

Lin Yan looked at the slippers in his hand, "I thought it was real cabbage."

Lu Jin let out a breath, "You were almost scared to death by you."

Lin Yan asked strangely, "Why did you react so strongly?"

Lu Jin pointed to the clean table in front of him, "Didn't you say it was abandoned?"

Lin Yan looked at the table quietly, and said delicately, "It turns out that the legend is true."

【My help, are you going to tell a ghost story? 】

[Very exciting, immersive haunted house adventure. 】

[People from City H raise their hands. I know this Yizhuang. Someone went to explore in the middle of the night, and there were children's laughter. 】

[I'm stupid, right?Am I watching the adventure live broadcast or the romance drama? 】

[People all over the country are watching, Mr. Lu, don't be cowardly!At this time, it is necessary to show the power of a boyfriend and hug him: Baby, don't be afraid, I have everything. 】

Lu Jin was almost numb.

He waited for Lin Yan to continue talking, but who knew that after Lin Yan finished speaking, he turned around and tidied up his things by himself, without saying a word.

Lu Jin: "??"

He held back for a long time, but didn't hold back, and asked, "What about the back?"

Lin Yan looked up: "We'll talk about it the day after tomorrow."

Lu Jin: "..."

Is it more interesting for you to say half of it? !

Lin Yan looked at his accusing eyes, and chuckled lightly: "Okay. Come here, and I'll give you something."

Lu Jin walked over and saw that there was already a table of things on the table in front of Lin Yan, including talisman paper, garlic, peach wood sword and so on.

This seems even scarier.

Lin Yan clapped his hands: "Just in case, and to gain enough sense of security, I have been begging for these these days, and they are said to be very effective."

Lu Jin picked up a piece of talisman paper and looked at it, "Is it really useful?"

Lin Yan: "Don't worry, no one is sure yet."

Lu Jin choked for a moment: "It's even more strange if someone says it's accurate."

Lin Yan: "I bought a lot, you put some on your body."

Lu Jin lowered his head and picked things up on the table.

He picked for a while, and stuffed them all into Lin Yan's hands: "Take it."

Lin Yan was startled.

Lu Jin said seriously: "My sixth sense tells me that these attacks are relatively powerful, so you should also take this mahogany sword with you."

"Run if you have something to do." He thought for a while and added.

But it is you who are obviously afraid.

Lin Yan looked at him for a while, then suddenly said, "Lu Jin, I'm scaring you."

Lu Jin: "?"

Lin Yan: "Actually, there are no legends. The one who sent me home was my uncle who came to patrol Yizhuang."

Lu Jin was stunned: "What are you scaring me for?"

Lin Yan didn't speak.

Is it possible to say, it looks cute when you look scared?

Lu Jin couldn't get an answer, so he scratched his face.

Forget it.

He's just happy.

[I was wrong, I was really wrong, Mr. Lin, you also have bad tastes. 】

[What is this called, the one who is close to the ink is black? 】

[Damn, so sweet!Does Yanyan still want to scare Lu Lu, but she can't bear it anymore. 】

I can't bear it.

Who has the heart to lie to a fool all the time.

Lin Yan stuffed all the talisman papers back to Lu Jin, "There are no ghosts, so how can it still be played if there are ghosts? Take it, and ask for psychological comfort."

Lu Jin didn't refuse this time.

Because he suddenly thought of one thing, he said confidently, "I'll keep it, but don't leave my side."

Lin Yan: "..."

They all said there is no ghost.

Lu Jin forcibly ignored why this table was clean.

Maybe it was the homeless man lying down, or maybe the people from the program group were trying to scare them.

Lin Yan walked over to see what Lu Jin had brought, and was speechless for a while.

"fishing rod?"

"How can there be no fishing in rural life?"

"What is this? A harpoon?"

"If you can't catch it, go for it, and prepare with both hands."

"Buckets, barbecue grills, outdoor gas stoves... You also brought the mandarin duck pot? Are you here for an outing?"

Lu Jin said with a blank expression: "At that time, it was only said that it was the countryside. Of course I came to play. Who knew it was a haunted house adventure."

Lin Yan rummaged through it again, and there were some other miscellaneous things in the box.

Lin Yan took out a duckling: "What's this for?"

Lu Jin: "If you're bored in the shower, you can pinch it."

Lin Yan squeezed, and the duckling quacked: "..."

So what is the effect of this thing?

Lin Yan flipped through for a while, and after the cabbage slippers, he found a pair of baby cabbage slippers.

"These slippers?"

"Don't you think it's idyllic?"

Lin Yan put down his shoes speechlessly.

I suddenly felt that it would be better to say it in advance.

Lu Jin was looking forward to the pastoral life, but what greeted him was a righteous village.

Lin Yan looked up and saw that Lu Jin had quickly adapted to the place and was hanging gossip on the window.

Like decorating a new house, he released the contents of the box little by little.

Soon, in the gloomy Yizhuang, there were many cute little ornaments and objects with a very lifelike atmosphere.

[It's become warmer. 】

[If they stay longer, they can carry out house renovations. 】

[Wedding room, wedding room! 】

[Good guy, it's a bit like a young couple who eloped. They went to a secluded place that no one knows, and they started a new life from today. 】

Lu Jin pasted the last talisman and admired the fruits of his labor.

It seems that it is not so terrible.

He said to the camera: "Everyone is welcome to be a guest."

[No need. 】

【You guys live happily. 】

When Lu Jin turned his head, he found Lin Yan squatting in the corner, not knowing what he was looking at.

He recalled that there were some sundries in that place, covered by a piece of cloth, and he didn't go to see what was inside.

Lu Jin walked over, "Is there something wrong?"

Lin Yan made room for him, and Lu Jin's expression changed instantly.

What was in front of me was a coffin, the coffin lid had disappeared, and inside were a few dusty little dresses.

The owner of the coffin was probably a little girl.

Lu Jin said softly, "Why are you lifting it if you have nothing to do?"

Lin Yan sighed: "Curiosity has arisen, I owe you a hand."

Lu Jin pushed him: "Cover it quickly."

Lin Yan covered the cloth again, "No offense intended."

Lu Jin: "You can't do this."

He took the duckling down and put it on the cloth: "For you to play."

Lin Yan: "Only one?"

Lu Jin brought another piglet: "Make a pair."

The naive little pig and little duck stood facing each other, as if they were about to pay homage.

Because of the appearance of this coffin, Lu Jin's energy that he had managed to cheer up became sluggish again.

He squatted by the pigsty, watching the piggies butt each other.

Lin Yan also squatted down beside him, and touched the back of his hand with his hand, "Afraid?"

Lu Jin: "Not really. Such a young child hasn't seen the world properly yet."

Lin Yan smiled: "Then why don't you tell her?"

Lu Jin didn't know where to start, thought for a while and said, "Then let's talk about the history of human evolution first."

Lin Yan: "You said it to the pig?"

Lu Jin: "I'll rehearse first."

……

It was still early for dinner, but Lu Jin urged him to find the ingredients first.

Lin Yan walked to the river with him, holding a fishing rod and a bucket.

Lu Jin used the compass and the method of opening his eyes and talking nonsense to make calculations. After calculating the position, he threw the fishing rod into the water.

He turned to Lin Yan and said, "Using my method, within 5 minutes, a big fish will definitely be caught."

Lin Yan squatted on the ground, resting his chin and said, "You said the same thing half an hour ago."

Lu Jin: "Now we have changed the method."

Lin Yan held the fishing rod in another hand, waiting for the fish to take the bait.

Ten minutes later, Lu Jin put down his fishing rod.

Lin Yan almost fell asleep, and seeing Lu Jin give up, he immediately said, "No more fishing? Let's go back."

Lu Jin said seriously: "No, I just learned a method, let's try again."

Lin Yan was silent for a moment, turned around to leave, but was grabbed by Lu Jin.

Lu Jin stuffed a handful of candy into Lin Yan's hand, and coaxed, "One last time, okay?"

Lin Yan said expressionlessly, "What if I still can't catch it?"

Lu Jin thought for a while and said, "Then cook me."

Lin Yan: "My crime does not end there."

Speaking of this, Lin Yan simply waited a little longer to see what else Lu Jin could do.

Lu Jin let Lin Yan hold the fishing rod, walked aside by himself, and looked at his phone for a while.

When Lin Yan got impatient, Lu Jin moved.

Lu Jin kicked his legs, clapped his hands, twirled around, and danced to the river hand.

While jumping, he muttered something in his mouth.

Lin Yan listened carefully to hear clearly.

——Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, there is a little naughty in my family.Only eat radishes and cabbage, but not river crucian carp.

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