I'm really married, don't lie to you
Chapter 43 Blessing to share
The cow and the villain bumped into each other firmly.
The villain lay on the soles of the cow's feet in an enchanting posture, and was stepped on seven or eight times.
It's just knocked down, it doesn't lose blood.
Lin Yan just glanced at him, then ruthlessly passed by him, and walked in front of this pile of loving bricks.
Lu Jin couldn't care about himself being kicked and played by the cow, and his eyes couldn't help but drift to the side.
Seeing Lin Yan staring at the stack of bricks, he couldn't help feeling nervous.
Will it be too obvious?
Will Lin Yan be unhappy?
When asking him why he took a ride, what reason should he reply?
Lin Yan: "You..."
Lu Jin quickly interrupted him: "Come on casually."
Lin Yan raised his eyebrows: "Are you provoking me?"
Lu Jin: "?"
Lin Yan: "I just started playing, and you are showing off your skills in front of me?"
Lu Jin: "."
Lin Yan manipulated the villain to jump in, opened the backpack and took a look.
On his road, supplies were limited, and not many bricks were picked up.
But not much is enough.
Lin Yan stood in the middle of the hearts, groping for how to place them.
After placing a few pieces, Lin Yan found a way and slowly put all the turning heads on it.
After all the work was done, Lu Jin withdrew his gaze from him and turned to the TV screen.
A huge heartbroken expression appeared in his sight.
Lu Jin: "..."
Lin Yan appreciated it for a while: "Not bad."
Lu Jin said with difficulty: "Why put a crack, I think Cupid's arrow is better."
Lin Yan: "Where is it good?"
Lu Jin: "Auspicious."
Lin Yan: "Oh, I just think that people with a broken heart have no home to return to."
It is obviously in line with their artistic conception of sleeping on the street.
Lu Jin: "..."
Lu Jin held back and couldn't say anything, got up and drove the cow to a corner.
He also pulled out a cow.
The two cows seem to have gender differences. As soon as they get together, the two cows stick together, and a string of hearts emerge from their heads.
Lu Jin was dumbfounded, "Can this cow still fall in love?"
He had never encountered such a situation.
Lin Yan also ran over to see, "Ox also have love, but you are still single."
Lu Jin's heart stopped for a moment: "I'm married."
Lin Yan: "It exists in name but is dead."
Lu Jin: "..."
Lu Jin couldn't refute, and left the corner out of sight and out of mind, and continued to collect materials for building a house.
Lin Yan emptied the package, took food to supplement his strength, and set off again.
This time Lu Jin didn't do anything wrong.
They played from afternoon to night. Although the home was not built yet, it had already taken shape.
Lu Jin sprinkled seeds in the farmland: "Do you like this kind of pastoral life?"
Lin Yan thought for a while, "It's okay."
He used to live in the country, and he got used to it quite well.
But Lin Yan knew that the pastoral life that Lu Jin thought of was definitely not the same as his.
Sure enough, Lu Jin said, "Grow flowers in the yard, open up a piece of land to grow vegetables, raise dogs and chickens, and go fishing by the pond when you are free. The stream in the mountain should be very clear, so you can go down and fish."
Lin Yan curled the corner of his lips: "There are also digging bamboo shoots in the mountains and catching frogs in the fields..."
The more Lu Jin talked, the more his heart became more and more moved. He looked at his legs and sighed: "I wanted to take you to play, but it seems that I have to wait for my feet."
Lin Yan wanted to say that these things are actually not new to him.
For the past ten years, he has been facing such a landscape.
He didn't say that in the end.
It may be different for two people.
……
The next day, people from the program team contacted them. Because of the third theme, they had to start recording a segment in advance, and it would be broadcast on the live broadcast at that time.
After discussion, the program group decided to choose a place for them to come and record.
If you can't arrange a schedule, you can only contact by phone.
Lin Yan frowned: "You ask your agent or assistant to send you off, we won't go together this time."
Lu Jin readily agreed: "Yes."
Lin Yan: "There is one more thing."
Lu Jin: "?"
Lin Yan: "Can you make people not think of the bucket duo?"
He really can't afford to lose this person.
The heat of the bucket duo has not completely dissipated.
Especially the locals, who are still there to find out who it is.
Lu Jin: "It's actually hard to think of me."
Lin Yan was silent, turned on the phone, found the photo album, and clicked on a cut-off comment.
The comment reads: I don't know why, but I think the back of the cripple looks a lot like Lu Lu.
Follow-up comment: I think so too, and what's outrageous is that I actually think this is what he can do.
Follow-up 2: Then I have something to say, isn't the one wearing the bucket Lin Yan?
……
Lu Jin was not convinced: "What do you mean I can do this?"
Lin Yan turned her head.
Lu Jin: "Are you kidding?"
Lin Yan pursed his lips: "No."
Forget it.
Lu Jin sighed, it's really not good to see this matter getting out.
"Leave it to me."
The recording time is in the afternoon.
Lin Yan called Yang Shu.
After Yang Shu got connected, his tone was rather eccentric: "Isn't this Brother Lin? Long time no see. Where did you get rich recently?"
Lin Yan: "Is there something wrong?"
Yang Shu snorted, and said aggrievedly: "You have ignored me recently, and you still don't let me go to your house."
Lin Yan was speechless: "I'm not at home."
Yang Shu's tone became alert: "Are you in love?"
Lin Yan: "No."
Yang Shu: "Then where are you?"
Lin Yan glanced at Lu Jin, the man was restless sitting, wobbling and playing with the chair, he almost fell to the ground with the chair.
Lin Yan held out his hand, and replied, "My friend is sick, and I took care of him for a few days."
Yang Shu wants to say that this entertainment circle can still have your friends?
Lin Yan is used to being alone, let alone friends these years, he doesn't even have anyone he can talk to.
Yangshu gave him a frog clock for this purpose.
When the time comes, it is called "solitary widow".
Yang Shu suddenly thought of someone: "The friend you mentioned, could it be Lu?"
Lin Yan agreed.
Yang Shu: "My grass, the iron tree blooms, and Lin Yan makes friends."
Lin Yan pinched the bridge of his nose, "You pick me up at one o'clock in the afternoon, I have work."
"OK."
Lu Jin stopped rocking the chair at some point.
He looked up at Lin Yan: "I really want to take you there."
Lin Yan said indifferently: "If you are asked to drive, no one would think of it."
"No no no."
Lu Jin showed him the phone: "This is the car I just ordered. It can meet my needs and meet the conditions for me to send you."
Lin Yan glanced at it, his eyelids twitching.
I saw in the picture a wheelchair with a strange shape, with a wheelchair in the front and a single-leg stool in the back, linked by a pedal.
The wheelchair has handles for steering.
In short, it is... a thing that normal people would never buy.
Lu Jin was very excited: "It must be very cool."
Lin Yan didn't want to talk.
Lu Jin glanced at him: "And..."
Lin Yan: "?"
Lu Jin didn't say anything.
He was just thinking that the two of them were in the same car and seemed to have a good relationship.
Lu Jin cleared his throat: "Blessed to share..."
Lin Yan pressed the throbbing veins, gritted his teeth and said, "Dream, sit by yourself!"
Lu Jin: "..."
The wheelchair was delivered after they ate.
Accepting the lesson from last time, Lu Jin specially ordered a fully charged one this time.
Lu Jin tried to slip downstairs and had a great time.
Lin Yan slowly followed behind, looking at Lu Jin's back expressionlessly, feeling really sick in his heart.
With so much energy, why not pull a sled?
Lu Jin slammed on the brakes and waved at him: "You can pull sleds in winter."
Lin Yan: "..."
Lu Jin: "Sit up and take you for a walk."
Lin Yan: "Don't sit down."
Lu Jin: "Someone is here."
Lin Yan let out a sigh of relief and got into the car.
The seat was so small that Lin Yan's two long legs could barely fit in it.
The speed of the wheelchair was not fast, and a slight wind blew, shaking Lin Yan's broken hair.
Lin Yan looked at Lu Jin's back, very puzzled.
Why is it that he succeeds inexplicably every time?
Lu Jin drove all the way to the supermarket at the gate of the community.
He pulled on his mask, "Wait a minute."
Lin Yan thought he was going to buy something, so he didn't care, so he answered and sat on the side of the road playing with his mobile phone.
In less than 2 minutes, Lu Jin came out with his things.
Lu Jin handed one of them to Lin Yan, "Put it on."
Lin Yan: "Raincoat?"
Lu Jin quickly took off the raincoat and put it on his body, "It's too late to get other props, the dwarf's clothes are washed, and there are only Spiderman's clothes at home, and you don't like to wear tight clothes, this one is definitely loose, you are ten fat It doesn't matter the catty."
Lin Yan: "..."
Lu Jin: "Don't worry, I will never recognize you."
Lin Yan looked up at the bright sun in the sky, and stiffly took out his raincoat.
Now it's not a question of recognizing it or not.
It is a question of whether it is sick to wear a raincoat on a sunny day.
After Lin Yan finished dressing, he asked in confusion, "Why should I wear a raincoat? Aren't we going upstairs?"
Lu Jin started the car, "Huh? Let's go straight away. Didn't I ask you?"
asked him?
A mouthful of blood stuck in Lin Yan's throat.
This is called asking him?
Before going out, Lu Jin asked him, "Would you like to go?"
Lin Yan couldn't let him go out by himself as an injured person, so he said "go".
As a result, Lu Jin felt that they had reached a consensus.
Lin Yan was silent for a long time.
He pulled down the brim of his hat and huddled in his raincoat.
As long as you don't look at the people around you, you won't find them looking at him.
Lin Yan had mixed feelings along the way.
He didn't know how he got out of the car, how he took off his raincoat and entered the building, and under the strange eyes of the security guard, he reached the agreed floor.
The staff is ready.
It was the same person who came to Lin Yan's home to interview him last time.
The staff greeted: "Welcome to the two teachers. After a few days of rest, I feel that the relationship between the two has become better."
Lu Jin: "Yes, Lin Yan thinks so too."
Lin Yan: "..."
Forget it, don't worry about it.
Can't count.
The staff member said: "I heard that Mr. Lu had a car accident, how are you doing now?"
Lu Jin: "It's okay, thank you for your concern."
The staff looked at Lu Jin's feet: "But Teacher Lin helped you in just now, are your feet uncomfortable?"
Lu Jin smiled: "Twisted a bit. Maybe I'm pretending to be sick with him?"
Lin Yan: "Then you go by yourself later."
Lu Jin begged for mercy: "Don't, I need you."
The staff smiled and said: "It seems that the relationship between the two teachers is really good, so let's get to the point."
She took out two cards and turned her back to them: "This time our theme is "Those Times That Can't Go Back". "
What did Lin Yan think of: "Before the show started, you asked me to fill out the form..."
The staff member said: "Mr. Walin has a very good memory, yes, it is that table, one of the places and things you will remember the most."
Lin Yan: "So, what we want to extract is the place we are going to? To revisit those things?"
Staff: "You guessed it right, this time two people are going to find the memories of the past together, maybe there will be a different experience! But whether to go to the place in Teacher Lu's memory or to the place in Teacher Lin's memory, then It depends on your luck."
From just now, Lu Jin's expression has been a little subtle.
He didn't say much, just stared at the card, as if to see what was written on it.
Lin Yan stretched out his hand to twitch, but Lu Jin pressed his hand: "Wait, don't be hasty."
"Huh?" Lu Jin: "I think we have to wash our hands first, then burn incense and bathe three times, and then..."
"Pray to heaven five hundred times?" Lin Yan interrupted him speechlessly.
Lu Jin pondered: "It's not impossible."
Lin Yan: "You may not be able to smoke at night, right?"
Lu Jin reluctantly said, "Is there any wet wipes, let's wipe our hands."
Lin Yan took the wet wipes handed over by the staff in confusion, and wiped them casually: "So particular?"
Lu Jin whispered, "It's okay if you don't pay attention."
His voice was lower, almost whispering in Lin Yan's ear: "I wrote about a pigsty."
The author says:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The villain lay on the soles of the cow's feet in an enchanting posture, and was stepped on seven or eight times.
It's just knocked down, it doesn't lose blood.
Lin Yan just glanced at him, then ruthlessly passed by him, and walked in front of this pile of loving bricks.
Lu Jin couldn't care about himself being kicked and played by the cow, and his eyes couldn't help but drift to the side.
Seeing Lin Yan staring at the stack of bricks, he couldn't help feeling nervous.
Will it be too obvious?
Will Lin Yan be unhappy?
When asking him why he took a ride, what reason should he reply?
Lin Yan: "You..."
Lu Jin quickly interrupted him: "Come on casually."
Lin Yan raised his eyebrows: "Are you provoking me?"
Lu Jin: "?"
Lin Yan: "I just started playing, and you are showing off your skills in front of me?"
Lu Jin: "."
Lin Yan manipulated the villain to jump in, opened the backpack and took a look.
On his road, supplies were limited, and not many bricks were picked up.
But not much is enough.
Lin Yan stood in the middle of the hearts, groping for how to place them.
After placing a few pieces, Lin Yan found a way and slowly put all the turning heads on it.
After all the work was done, Lu Jin withdrew his gaze from him and turned to the TV screen.
A huge heartbroken expression appeared in his sight.
Lu Jin: "..."
Lin Yan appreciated it for a while: "Not bad."
Lu Jin said with difficulty: "Why put a crack, I think Cupid's arrow is better."
Lin Yan: "Where is it good?"
Lu Jin: "Auspicious."
Lin Yan: "Oh, I just think that people with a broken heart have no home to return to."
It is obviously in line with their artistic conception of sleeping on the street.
Lu Jin: "..."
Lu Jin held back and couldn't say anything, got up and drove the cow to a corner.
He also pulled out a cow.
The two cows seem to have gender differences. As soon as they get together, the two cows stick together, and a string of hearts emerge from their heads.
Lu Jin was dumbfounded, "Can this cow still fall in love?"
He had never encountered such a situation.
Lin Yan also ran over to see, "Ox also have love, but you are still single."
Lu Jin's heart stopped for a moment: "I'm married."
Lin Yan: "It exists in name but is dead."
Lu Jin: "..."
Lu Jin couldn't refute, and left the corner out of sight and out of mind, and continued to collect materials for building a house.
Lin Yan emptied the package, took food to supplement his strength, and set off again.
This time Lu Jin didn't do anything wrong.
They played from afternoon to night. Although the home was not built yet, it had already taken shape.
Lu Jin sprinkled seeds in the farmland: "Do you like this kind of pastoral life?"
Lin Yan thought for a while, "It's okay."
He used to live in the country, and he got used to it quite well.
But Lin Yan knew that the pastoral life that Lu Jin thought of was definitely not the same as his.
Sure enough, Lu Jin said, "Grow flowers in the yard, open up a piece of land to grow vegetables, raise dogs and chickens, and go fishing by the pond when you are free. The stream in the mountain should be very clear, so you can go down and fish."
Lin Yan curled the corner of his lips: "There are also digging bamboo shoots in the mountains and catching frogs in the fields..."
The more Lu Jin talked, the more his heart became more and more moved. He looked at his legs and sighed: "I wanted to take you to play, but it seems that I have to wait for my feet."
Lin Yan wanted to say that these things are actually not new to him.
For the past ten years, he has been facing such a landscape.
He didn't say that in the end.
It may be different for two people.
……
The next day, people from the program team contacted them. Because of the third theme, they had to start recording a segment in advance, and it would be broadcast on the live broadcast at that time.
After discussion, the program group decided to choose a place for them to come and record.
If you can't arrange a schedule, you can only contact by phone.
Lin Yan frowned: "You ask your agent or assistant to send you off, we won't go together this time."
Lu Jin readily agreed: "Yes."
Lin Yan: "There is one more thing."
Lu Jin: "?"
Lin Yan: "Can you make people not think of the bucket duo?"
He really can't afford to lose this person.
The heat of the bucket duo has not completely dissipated.
Especially the locals, who are still there to find out who it is.
Lu Jin: "It's actually hard to think of me."
Lin Yan was silent, turned on the phone, found the photo album, and clicked on a cut-off comment.
The comment reads: I don't know why, but I think the back of the cripple looks a lot like Lu Lu.
Follow-up comment: I think so too, and what's outrageous is that I actually think this is what he can do.
Follow-up 2: Then I have something to say, isn't the one wearing the bucket Lin Yan?
……
Lu Jin was not convinced: "What do you mean I can do this?"
Lin Yan turned her head.
Lu Jin: "Are you kidding?"
Lin Yan pursed his lips: "No."
Forget it.
Lu Jin sighed, it's really not good to see this matter getting out.
"Leave it to me."
The recording time is in the afternoon.
Lin Yan called Yang Shu.
After Yang Shu got connected, his tone was rather eccentric: "Isn't this Brother Lin? Long time no see. Where did you get rich recently?"
Lin Yan: "Is there something wrong?"
Yang Shu snorted, and said aggrievedly: "You have ignored me recently, and you still don't let me go to your house."
Lin Yan was speechless: "I'm not at home."
Yang Shu's tone became alert: "Are you in love?"
Lin Yan: "No."
Yang Shu: "Then where are you?"
Lin Yan glanced at Lu Jin, the man was restless sitting, wobbling and playing with the chair, he almost fell to the ground with the chair.
Lin Yan held out his hand, and replied, "My friend is sick, and I took care of him for a few days."
Yang Shu wants to say that this entertainment circle can still have your friends?
Lin Yan is used to being alone, let alone friends these years, he doesn't even have anyone he can talk to.
Yangshu gave him a frog clock for this purpose.
When the time comes, it is called "solitary widow".
Yang Shu suddenly thought of someone: "The friend you mentioned, could it be Lu?"
Lin Yan agreed.
Yang Shu: "My grass, the iron tree blooms, and Lin Yan makes friends."
Lin Yan pinched the bridge of his nose, "You pick me up at one o'clock in the afternoon, I have work."
"OK."
Lu Jin stopped rocking the chair at some point.
He looked up at Lin Yan: "I really want to take you there."
Lin Yan said indifferently: "If you are asked to drive, no one would think of it."
"No no no."
Lu Jin showed him the phone: "This is the car I just ordered. It can meet my needs and meet the conditions for me to send you."
Lin Yan glanced at it, his eyelids twitching.
I saw in the picture a wheelchair with a strange shape, with a wheelchair in the front and a single-leg stool in the back, linked by a pedal.
The wheelchair has handles for steering.
In short, it is... a thing that normal people would never buy.
Lu Jin was very excited: "It must be very cool."
Lin Yan didn't want to talk.
Lu Jin glanced at him: "And..."
Lin Yan: "?"
Lu Jin didn't say anything.
He was just thinking that the two of them were in the same car and seemed to have a good relationship.
Lu Jin cleared his throat: "Blessed to share..."
Lin Yan pressed the throbbing veins, gritted his teeth and said, "Dream, sit by yourself!"
Lu Jin: "..."
The wheelchair was delivered after they ate.
Accepting the lesson from last time, Lu Jin specially ordered a fully charged one this time.
Lu Jin tried to slip downstairs and had a great time.
Lin Yan slowly followed behind, looking at Lu Jin's back expressionlessly, feeling really sick in his heart.
With so much energy, why not pull a sled?
Lu Jin slammed on the brakes and waved at him: "You can pull sleds in winter."
Lin Yan: "..."
Lu Jin: "Sit up and take you for a walk."
Lin Yan: "Don't sit down."
Lu Jin: "Someone is here."
Lin Yan let out a sigh of relief and got into the car.
The seat was so small that Lin Yan's two long legs could barely fit in it.
The speed of the wheelchair was not fast, and a slight wind blew, shaking Lin Yan's broken hair.
Lin Yan looked at Lu Jin's back, very puzzled.
Why is it that he succeeds inexplicably every time?
Lu Jin drove all the way to the supermarket at the gate of the community.
He pulled on his mask, "Wait a minute."
Lin Yan thought he was going to buy something, so he didn't care, so he answered and sat on the side of the road playing with his mobile phone.
In less than 2 minutes, Lu Jin came out with his things.
Lu Jin handed one of them to Lin Yan, "Put it on."
Lin Yan: "Raincoat?"
Lu Jin quickly took off the raincoat and put it on his body, "It's too late to get other props, the dwarf's clothes are washed, and there are only Spiderman's clothes at home, and you don't like to wear tight clothes, this one is definitely loose, you are ten fat It doesn't matter the catty."
Lin Yan: "..."
Lu Jin: "Don't worry, I will never recognize you."
Lin Yan looked up at the bright sun in the sky, and stiffly took out his raincoat.
Now it's not a question of recognizing it or not.
It is a question of whether it is sick to wear a raincoat on a sunny day.
After Lin Yan finished dressing, he asked in confusion, "Why should I wear a raincoat? Aren't we going upstairs?"
Lu Jin started the car, "Huh? Let's go straight away. Didn't I ask you?"
asked him?
A mouthful of blood stuck in Lin Yan's throat.
This is called asking him?
Before going out, Lu Jin asked him, "Would you like to go?"
Lin Yan couldn't let him go out by himself as an injured person, so he said "go".
As a result, Lu Jin felt that they had reached a consensus.
Lin Yan was silent for a long time.
He pulled down the brim of his hat and huddled in his raincoat.
As long as you don't look at the people around you, you won't find them looking at him.
Lin Yan had mixed feelings along the way.
He didn't know how he got out of the car, how he took off his raincoat and entered the building, and under the strange eyes of the security guard, he reached the agreed floor.
The staff is ready.
It was the same person who came to Lin Yan's home to interview him last time.
The staff greeted: "Welcome to the two teachers. After a few days of rest, I feel that the relationship between the two has become better."
Lu Jin: "Yes, Lin Yan thinks so too."
Lin Yan: "..."
Forget it, don't worry about it.
Can't count.
The staff member said: "I heard that Mr. Lu had a car accident, how are you doing now?"
Lu Jin: "It's okay, thank you for your concern."
The staff looked at Lu Jin's feet: "But Teacher Lin helped you in just now, are your feet uncomfortable?"
Lu Jin smiled: "Twisted a bit. Maybe I'm pretending to be sick with him?"
Lin Yan: "Then you go by yourself later."
Lu Jin begged for mercy: "Don't, I need you."
The staff smiled and said: "It seems that the relationship between the two teachers is really good, so let's get to the point."
She took out two cards and turned her back to them: "This time our theme is "Those Times That Can't Go Back". "
What did Lin Yan think of: "Before the show started, you asked me to fill out the form..."
The staff member said: "Mr. Walin has a very good memory, yes, it is that table, one of the places and things you will remember the most."
Lin Yan: "So, what we want to extract is the place we are going to? To revisit those things?"
Staff: "You guessed it right, this time two people are going to find the memories of the past together, maybe there will be a different experience! But whether to go to the place in Teacher Lu's memory or to the place in Teacher Lin's memory, then It depends on your luck."
From just now, Lu Jin's expression has been a little subtle.
He didn't say much, just stared at the card, as if to see what was written on it.
Lin Yan stretched out his hand to twitch, but Lu Jin pressed his hand: "Wait, don't be hasty."
"Huh?" Lu Jin: "I think we have to wash our hands first, then burn incense and bathe three times, and then..."
"Pray to heaven five hundred times?" Lin Yan interrupted him speechlessly.
Lu Jin pondered: "It's not impossible."
Lin Yan: "You may not be able to smoke at night, right?"
Lu Jin reluctantly said, "Is there any wet wipes, let's wipe our hands."
Lin Yan took the wet wipes handed over by the staff in confusion, and wiped them casually: "So particular?"
Lu Jin whispered, "It's okay if you don't pay attention."
His voice was lower, almost whispering in Lin Yan's ear: "I wrote about a pigsty."
The author says:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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