I'm really married, don't lie to you

Lin Yan looked at him, and suddenly smiled: "Nosebleed Heroes is a great title. Is that enough?"

Lu Jin was silent, always feeling that something was wrong.

Lin Yan: "Don't you need to make the opponent's seven orifices bleed and twitch all over?"

Lu Jin: "Then we will be arrested?"

Lin Yan said seriously: "It's okay, they are all defeated."

"Uh……"

"Desperate End of the World is our final destination."

Lu Jin pondered for a long time, "Are you lying to me?"

Lin Yan said indifferently: "I have heard people say that the best way to meet a fool is to praise him."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan: "Praise him as a big fool."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan said coldly: "Also use the charm technique, you are the only one in the world who believes it."

Lu Jin didn't dare to say anything.

After filming the short film, I spent another round of tossing around in the hospital, and now it was time for dinner.

No matter how this video is resolved, food still needs to be eaten.

Lin Yan went to the kitchen to search, and found that there was leftover porridge from the morning, and prepared vegetable salad in the refrigerator.

He poured the vegetable salad and put it on a plate, reheated the porridge, and finally found two salted duck eggs in the refrigerator drawer, and it was over.

Lu Jin was taken aback by this combination, "Vegetable salad with porridge, you are a genius."

Lin Yan pulled back the chair: "There's nothing in the refrigerator, so let's make do with it. What do you usually eat?"

"Me? Vegetable porridge." Lu Jin sat down and took a ball of lettuce with his chopsticks, "The purple cabbage porridge I ate last time."

Lin Yan: "..."

What the hell?

Purple cabbage porridge?

When Lin Yan thought of the color of the purple cabbage, he lost his appetite in an instant.

Lu Jin handed over the phone: "I will record every delicious meal."

Lin Yan only glanced at it, and saw the porridge bubbling and bubbling, as if brewing a potion, so he turned his eyes away, "Are you taking revenge on me?"

Lu Jin: "..."

After eating, Lin Yan threw all the bowls into the dishwasher.

When he came out of the kitchen, Lu Jin raised his head and said, "Don't worry about this, I will take care of it."

Lin Yan responded, "How do you plan to deal with it?"

Lu Jin: "Tell the truth."

They were fine at first, the troublesome thing was to explain why Lin Yan appeared here.

Half an hour later, Lu Jin posted on Weibo.

Lu Jinv: The nosebleed was due to a car accident. Fortunately, Lin Yan came to my community to look at the house and took me along for a ride. As soon as the news of @林燕he was in a car accident came out, the entry of #露灰出车恶# instantly became a hot search.

The comments under Lu Jin's Weibo also quickly swiped the screen.

--I go?all right? !

—Have you checked?

——Hurry up and do an inspection, ps: Did Lin Yan see your house?

——Can cp fans stop dancing?Is this a joke?But Lu Lu, you guys don't want to live together TT;

——Wei fans are better at eating than us... If you want to live together, let us know in advance, so we can prepare gifts.

Lu Jin replied to a random person: I did a checkup and it's all right.

——Lu Lu, where did you do the inspection, you didn't see the bucket duo?

——What are bucket duo?

——See Hot Searches.

When Lin Yan saw this, his fingers stopped.

He raised his head and exchanged a look with Lu Jin.

Lin Yan opened the trending search stiffly.

The hot search is that Lu Jin had a car accident.

The second hot search is those who seem to have escaped from the psychiatric department.

Intuition told Lin Yan that it was the second one.

Sure enough, after turning on Hot [-], Lin Yan finally saw how they were running in the hospital.

One had a blanket on his head, the other had a bucket on his head, and someone was chasing after him with a mop.

Lin Yan: "..."

Lin Yan put down his phone, and asked Lu Jin, who was in constant joy, "How are your feet?"

Lu Jin: "If you don't exercise vigorously, you should be fine."

Lin Yan: "Very well, you must not expose the problem with your feet."

Otherwise, it is likely to be worn out.

Lu Jin readily agreed, and said excitedly, "But Lin Yan, my dream has come true."

Lin Yan: "?"

Lu Jin: "Although it's not a nosebleed, it's all red."

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin: "I live in the legend, and have since become part of the hospital's strange stories."

"Uh..." Lin Yan didn't bother to talk to him. After confirming that he was fine, he found a guest room by himself and planned to take a nap.

The bed in the guest room is harder than the one in the master bedroom. Lin Yan was half awake last night, feeling that the cotton monster was chasing and biting him.

Thinking of last night...

Lin Yan's eyelids twitched, and he thought about what happened this morning again.

He exhaled, grabbed the quilt and covered his face.

This time I slept until it was almost dark.

Lin Yan woke up rubbing his eyes, opened Weibo and swiped.

No one has figured out the true identity of the bucket duo.

This relieved him.

As for the matter of him and Lu Jin being photographed, after Lu Jin posted on Weibo, the popularity continued to rise.

But it seemed that someone was controlling the field, and more attention was paid to Lu Jin's car accident.

Lin Yan did not receive any harassment because of this.

He left the guest bedroom and went into the living room.

Lu Jin lay on his side on the sofa, sleeping soundly.

Lin Yan walked over and patted him awake: "Don't sleep, are you going to sleep at night?"

Lu Jin opened his eyes to look in a daze, then closed them again, "Don't make trouble."

His voice is slightly hoarse, with an upturned ending, like a hook.

Lin Yan tugged at his hair, "Hey, Lu Jin, get up..."

Can't say the rest of the words.

Lu Jin suddenly hugged him by the waist, and moved towards himself.

Lin Yan was caught off guard, and he dragged his whole body over. The hem of his clothes was lifted slightly, and a touch of softness was printed on his abdomen.

Lin Yan was stunned.

He leaned on the back of the sofa, bewildered.

It wasn't until Lu Jin started to struggle that he came back to his senses.

Lu Jin's mouth and nose were crushed tightly, he couldn't breathe well, he gently pushed Lin Yan with his hands, and whined, "Let me go."

Lin Yan hurriedly stood up straight.

Lu Jin took a few breaths, this time he was completely awake.

"The way you wake people up, you learned from Crayon Shin-chan, right?"

Lin Yan said indifferently: "You dragged me."

Lu Jin scratched his hair and sat up. He glanced at Lin Yan and was stunned: "Why is your face so red?"

Lin Yan: "I'm mad at you."

He immediately got up and left.

Lu Jin looked at his back and touched his lips.

It's not an illusion, it seems that I really kissed something.

The warm and cool skin feels like kissing a piece of jade.

This realization made Lu Jin's heart beat rapidly.

Lin Yan walked to the balcony and took a breath.

What happened just now was an accident, nothing to worry about.

He touched his pocket and found that the phone was missing.

It probably just slipped out.

Lin Yan turned back again and went to the living room to pick it up.

Lin Yan walked to the edge of the sofa, before he started looking for his phone, the corners of his eyes twitched.

"what are you doing?"

I saw Lu Jin lying back on the sofa again, with his hands folded on his chest, with a serene smile on his face.

He put his mobile phone aside, with scriptures on it.

At first glance, it appears to be dead.

Lu Jin's tone seemed to be about to soar: "I have heart palpitations and I am undergoing treatment."

The author says:

I'm sorry Orz, I'm not feeling well today, it's a little short...

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!