I'm really married, don't lie to you

When being thrown out, Lin Yan's mind went blank for a moment.

In the next second, he fell into the pile of dolls.

The doll was thrown into the air by him, and hit Lin Yan's body crackling.

Lin Yan raised his head slightly, and with a slap, the last cactus hit him on the forehead.

Lin Yan: "..."

There was silence behind him.

The creaking sound of the swing gradually stopped, and the people who were talking nonsense before were speechless after being shocked by the scene in front of them.

Why did people fly out without paying attention?

On the other side, Lin Yan and the smiling cactus looked at each other for a while, then closed their eyes.

let him die.

It was Lu Jin who broke the silence.

As soon as the swing stopped, Lu Jin got up quickly, ran to Lin Yan's side in a few steps, and helped him up: "Are you all right? Does it hurt?"

Lin Yan looked at his face, and said coldly: "Do you dare to try with a smile?"

Lu Jin quickly changed his expression, his face distressed: "Baby, how can you miss me so much?"

precious……

Lin Yan's ears went numb, but he felt that it was too numb, "Go away."

It hurts but it doesn't hurt, the bottom pad is thick.

That's the thing...

It's a bit embarrassing.

This can't be blamed on others, after all, he himself is an idiot. He thinks the seat is too spacious for one person, so he insists on sitting on other people's lap.

Lin Yan wanted to travel back in time and kill himself who was about to sit on Lu Jin's lap.

He pinched his neck, turned his head, and met the complicated eyes of a group of people behind him.

Seeing Lin Yan looking over, they all retracted their heads.

Shen Xingyue pressed the save button on the recorded video, pushed the onlookers back, closed the balcony door, and even drew the curtains, leaving space for their "little couple".

As soon as the curtain was drawn, the two people who were stuck together quickly separated.

Lin Yan sat cross-legged, his hot face slowly cooled down, and he stretched out his hand to Lu Jin: "Is there any smoke?"

Lu Jin doesn't smoke much, but he keeps two in his pocket for entertainment.

Seeing Lin Yan begging for cigarettes, Lu Jin raised his eyebrows in surprise: "You smoke?"

He had never seen Lin Yan smoking.

Lin Yan didn't smell of cigarettes at all, and he didn't look like he could smoke.

Lin Yan said coldly: "I didn't smoke at first, but now I want to have one."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lu Jin took out a cigarette and gave it to him.

Lin Yan took the cigarette, bit it in his mouth, and played with the lighter in his hand, but failed to light it.

The smell of tobacco entered his nostrils, and Lin Yan slowly calmed down.

He turned his head to look at Lu Jin, before he could say anything, Lu Jin looked at him and smiled.

"What are you laughing at?"

Lu Jin reached out and took the cigarette out of his mouth, "Smoking is not suitable for you."

It's like children can't wait to experience the world of adults.

He peeled off a candy, "You can eat this."

"Are you coaxing the child?" Lin Yan said dissatisfied.

But he still took the candy and ate it, the familiar sour taste exploded on the tip of his tongue.

It tastes exactly like eating on a roller coaster.

Lin Yan hesitated, "Has it expired?"

Lu Jin: "Bought a new one."

Lin Yan felt relieved.

Lu Jin picked up a cactus doll casually, "Fortunately, there are too many and there is no place to put them, so they are all thrown on the balcony."

Lin Yan: "Do you want to mention it?"

Lu Jin grabbed the flower on the head of the cactus and taught his secret: "Every time I am ashamed..."

Lin Yan: "Do you still feel ashamed?"

Lu Jin choked for a moment: "Are you still listening?"

Lin Yan signaled him to continue.

Lu Jin: "When I am ashamed, I always think about the bad movies I acted in."

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin: "When I think about these bad movies, they still charge fees, and they are executed publicly in front of the audience. It's nothing to lose face."

Lin Yan looked at his profile quietly.

When Lu Jin wasn't doing stupid things, he was loose and casual, with a slight smile on his face, but Lin Yan could feel that he was serious when he said it.

No actor wants to be in a bad movie.

But there is no way, no matter how good an actor's career is, there will be more or less a few bad movies.

Sometimes it is necessary to repay the employer's favor, and sometimes there is no choice.

Lin Yan didn't know much about Lu Jin.

But he remembered that when Lu Jin first joined the circle, he didn't use his family connections, and the investments he got with his own ability were returned to favors one by one afterwards.

Investors also want to make money, and the condition of the investment is that Lu Jin will appear in their movies in the future.

Lu Jin has some bad movies, but he has many classic movies, is famous, and is in the limelight, so that the public ignores those movies that he wants to appear in front of people again.

Lin Yan also acted, because he had no choice.

In fact, most of them were yellow, and they were not screened, and Lin Yan himself saw the ones that were screened.

Lin Yan does not want to completely deny past works, that is his own choice.

But some are really embarrassing.

He still remembers to this day that he acted in a cutout drama called "The Boyfriend of the Pure Love School Girl". He played the male lead, one sitting in front of the cutout background, shaking a wine glass, opening and closing his mouth and saying: "Woman, why don't you love me" Kill Matt.

So far, it has been cut into a funny video by his fans, and it has been circulated on station C, and the number of views is not low.

Lu Jin thought for a while and said, "For example, your pure love..."

Lin Yan pressed the cactus doll directly on his face and gagged his mouth.

Lu Jin begged for mercy, and said, "I won't say anything, the hero has mercy."

Lin Yan let go, got up and opened the balcony door.

It is undeniable that when staying with Lu Jin, bad emotions will be slowly healed.

I feel so much better.

……

Originally, Lin Yan thought that everyone would break up after dinner.

He can continue to go home and do hygiene.

But unexpectedly, Shen Xingyue took out a deck of cards and insisted on pulling everyone to play.

Lin Yan can't even recognize mahjong, let alone play it.

Shen Xingyue didn't mind: "It's okay, Ah Jin will teach you."

Lin Yan: "No need, you guys play, I'll watch."

Shen Xingyue smiled and said: "Don't be afraid of losing, we don't play with money, we draw little turtles."

Lin Yan: "..."

Might as well play with money.

Lu Jin hooked his neck and brought him to his side, "Okay, I'll teach you, you're guaranteed to win."

Lin Yan wanted him to stay away, so he looked up at Lu Ran and Shen Xingyue, gritted his teeth and put a sticker on him, and said softly, "I believe in you."

Lu Jin pinched his nose tenderly, "Good boy."

The two shivered quietly, and saw a subtlety in each other's eyes.

Fan Tong: "Then what, we are still here, don't be like this."

Lu Ran couldn't bear it either: "Cough, pay attention to the influence."

Only Shen Xingyue raised her phone: "One more time, one more time, mom didn't record it."

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin: "..."

They pretend to be lovers, and they are not skilled enough in business.

Lin Yan herself is not very good at acting in emotional scenes, but Lu Jin...

He asked Lu Jin how to act in emotional scenes.

As a result, Lu Jin said: "Take the other party as myself."

Lin Yan was silent at that time.

Nowadays, there is no script to perform, so it can only be performed by feeling.

But it seems to be a little numb.

Lu Jin lowered his head and whispered in his ear, "Relax, be natural."

Lin Yan turned his head, his voice was almost in his mouth: "Aren't you the same?"

Lu Ran: "I don't think you should take them with you. We are playing cards and they are kissing me."

Fan Tong: "That's right, why don't you just step aside and make out."

Lu Ran looked at the tiredness of these two people, and wondered how could she suspect that they were fake?

It feels more real than her and her husband.

Lu Jin took advantage of the situation and let go of Lin Yan, "You guys are jealous, I want to fight, Lin Yan, sit down, and I will show you what the God of Gamblers is like playing cards!"

Then the God of Gamblers almost lost his pants.

Lu Jin: "No, another round, how could I lose?"

Lu Ran took the card and threw him at him: "You've been talking all afternoon, there is no place to paint on your face, and Lin Yan's face is almost covered with paint, ask Lin Yan, do you still want to fight?"

Lu Jin: "Hit."

Lin Yan: "No."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan sat all afternoon, his neck was stiff.

He pointed to the tortoise on his face, "God of Gamblers, take away your magical powers."

Only then did Lu Jin realize that Lin Yan's fair face was also covered with ink.

He was silent for a moment: "Then let's not come."

Lin Yan breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the water glass to drink water.

Lu Jin suddenly said, "Either you stay here, and we'll come back at night."

"puff--"

Lin Yan sprayed Lu Jin all over the face.

The drops of water mixed with ink continuously dripped down from Lu Jin's face.

Lu Jin took out a piece of paper to wipe his face, saw Lin Yan smiled and said, "Say it again?"

Lu Jin came back to his senses.

Yes, they can't live here, Lin Yan has to go back.

Lu Ran: "Yes."

Lu Jin: "Forget it, let you go today."

Lu Ran quit: "No, just come, if you are not convinced, I also feel that there is no sense of accomplishment."

Shen Xingyue: "But I'm tired."

Lu Ran: "Mom, if you persist, let Ah Jin and the others perform kissing performances for you when you are tired."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan: "..."

Shen Xingyue struggled a bit: "It's not impossible."

Lu Jin didn't dare to look at Lin Yan.

Lin Yan let out a long sigh, and didn't want to spoil their interest, "Then let's continue."

sleep here...

Just go to sleep, it's not like you haven't shared a room with Lu Jin.

This night is destined to be bloody and full of fighting.

Lu Jin finally got back a lot, and Lin Yan also avoided making the situation worse.

The fight lasted until after twelve o'clock, and the group left after they were all sleepy.

Lin Yan went to Lu Jin's bedroom.

The two stood side by side, rubbing their faces with facial cleanser.

There is facial cleanser on the face, so it is not very convenient to talk.

Lu Jin's voice was a little vague: "I'm sorry."

Lin Yan said coldly: "It's good to know."

Lu Jin: "It's about a man's dignity."

Lin Yan: "Your dignity has been swept away."

Lu Jin: "..."

After the two finally washed their faces, Lu Jin pulled Lin Yan out, intending to arrange a place for him to live.

"Don't worry, I won't tie you up today." Lu Jin assured him.

Lin Yan remembered the experience last time, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Thank you then?"

Lu Jin: "Of course, for our safety and innocence, I already have countermeasures."

When Lin Yan heard that he had a countermeasure, one head and two big, "Let's just sleep normally, okay?"

Lu Jin didn't speak.

Lin Yan saw that his ears were slowly turning red.

Grass.

Lu Jin sighed: "Don't do this."

Lin Yan: "Get lost."

Lu Jin walked to the corner of the room and said, "I bought this just in case."

He lifted off the cloth covering it.

A huge cradle bed appeared in front of Lin Yan, surrounded by fences, and there was even a feeding bottle beside the pillow.

Lu Jin: "Look!"

Lin Yan restrained the urge to throw the baby bottle on Lu Jin: "What the fuck, is it illegal for you to buy a camp bed?"

Lu Jin explained: "I was afraid that you would fall in the middle of the night, so I searched for a long time before I found a bed with a fence."

"And it also has a sleep function, isn't it better than a camp bed?"

Lin Yan kept a dark face, waiting for him to demonstrate his function.

Lu Jin touched something, and the cradle moved.

Then, a loud voice resounded through the room——

"Father's father's name is-what-mo?"

The author says:

Call grandpa.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!