I'm really married, don't lie to you

After listening to this story with a warm beginning and a bizarre ending, Lin Yan remained silent for a long time.

【No, what did they say? Is there anything the audience can't hear? 】

[Guiyue Temple is good, this time there is no BE smell at all! 】

【Lin Yan's expression tells me that things are not easy. 】

[Lin Yan has an expression? 】

【Old fan raises his hand, he is silently shocked now. 】

The two found the car in the parking lot.

Lu Jin stuffed the things he was carrying into the trunk.

Lin Yan waited for him to put his things away before opening the co-pilot's door.

He stepped in with one leg and was about to bend down to sit in, but saw Lu Jin standing aside and thinking.

Lin Yan followed his gaze and saw nothing.

"what happened?"

Lu Jin looked into the distance, and said in an ethereal tone, "God has given us too many tests."

Lin Yan was shocked, "It's just a coincidence."

Lu Jin blinked, and quickly opened the car door, "Let's go."

Lin Yan sat down in the co-pilot, not understanding why he was so bloody all of a sudden.

Lu Jin started the car and said in a relaxed tone, "Come on, let's go against the sky and change our fate."

Lin Yan: "..."

Change again?

He was on a love variety show, not a bloody variety show.

Lin Yan resisted the urge to complain and put on his seat belt silently.

I don't know if it was bad luck that Lu Jin said in one word, the road to Guiyue Temple was indeed not very smooth.

First, there was a terrible traffic jam, and then Lu Jin said that he took a shortcut and ended up going the wrong way.

Now they are stopping by the side of the road, asking people for directions to Guiyue Temple.

Guiyue Temple is really a bit out of the way. Not only is it out of the way, the road is also difficult to walk. It is in a rural area on the outskirts of the city, surrounded by small roads, and you will get lost if you are not careful.

However, Guiyue Temple only has an approximate location in the navigation.

Lu Jin inquired about the way back and sighed deeply: "It's unreasonable."

Lin Yan: "Where is it unreasonable?"

Lu Jin: "There is no navigation for a tourist attraction?"

Lin Yan looked up from the phone, "You can be regarded as a sincere person who can find the place."

[Agreed, there is a saying in my hometown that if the road to the temple is very difficult, it means that the Bodhisattva will not let you go, and it is best to go back home at this time. 】

[Suddenly, metaphysics started, is there anyone enshrined in Guiyue Temple? 】

[It is Guiyue, who is known as the Red Thread Empress. According to local legend, she helps people tie the red thread, and the two will be together for life and life. 】

[Then I seem to understand why they can't go, this is just a variety show, and they are not a real couple. 】

[No, how did you develop into metaphysics? Isn't it because Mr. Lu is a pure road idiot? 】

According to the information collected by Lin Yan, Guiyue Temple suddenly caught fire.

Originally, only people from this rural area would go, but somehow Internet celebrities were attracted, and under the publicity, Guiyue Temple became a big hit.

Lin Yan also found several answers, saying that the road was difficult to find, and they were not the only ones who got lost.

He didn't believe in metaphysics, but felt that they were simply unfamiliar with the way.

As a result, after Lu Jin listened to what he said casually, he was stunned for a moment, "It makes sense."

Lin Yan was drinking from a mineral water bottle when he heard the words and almost spilled the water.

Lu Jin approached him, "Have you brought your ID?"

"What certificate?" Lin Yan said casually, "The ID card is still..."

Lu Jin looked at him without saying a word.

Lin Yan strangely understood what certificate he was talking about.

It's their marriage certificate.

Lin Yan: "Are you..." Something wrong with your brain?

After Lu Jin finished speaking, he also felt ridiculous.

Let's not talk about who is okay to carry the marriage certificate with them, even if they do, can they show it in full view?

Lu Jin sat back, "I'll think about it again."

Lin Yan was speechless: "You'd better think about the wrong roads you've traveled just now."

Lu Jin propped his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands: "I have a very good idea."

Lin Yan's eyelids twitched when he heard that he had a solution, "Do you want to stop thinking about it?"

Lu Jin rummaged in the car: "I can't think about it anymore, the task is arduous."

Lin Yan: "..."

What is it, is it difficult?

Lin Yan didn't dare to think about what nonsense he had thought of.

Lu Jin took out the pen and paper from the glove box, bit off the cap of the pen, and began to draw on the paper.

At first, Lin Yan thought he was writing a message for help.

But Lu Jin couldn't stop drawing, so he couldn't hold back his head and glanced.

Lu Jin's painters are really beyond words, the elementary school students can draw better than him.

But Lin Yan saw what he was drawing at a glance, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

In the upper left corner of the book, a simple human head is drawn next to each other.

But on this simple human head, there are complex facial features. It can be seen that the person who drew this thing wanted to show off his level.

On the right, the basic information of the two is written, the address is written as a global village, and a round chapter is drawn.

At first glance, it is a document.

Or a marriage certificate.

After Lu Jin finished painting, he showed it to the camera.

【What's this?Kill order? 】

[God's fucking killing order, wanted me? 】

Lu Jin: "This is our marriage certificate."

Lin Yan: "..."

【…】

[What the hell, I'm watching you guys sworn in in a romance show? 】

【The ones who know this picture are sworn witnesses, but those who don’t know think that they will be life and death enemies for life and death. 】

[Hand down, the CP I'm drinking is married, and the certificate I just received has been stamped by the owner. 】

[Happy newlyweds! 】

Lu Jin pulled some tape, got out of the car and pasted the paper on the roof of the car.

He watched it alone, feeling a little lonely, so he called Lin Yan out to enjoy it together.

Lin Yan didn't know what to say.

He's just happy.

"Do you find this helpful?"

Lu Jin: "Let Empress Hongxian see, we have a very close relationship."

Lin Yan: "..."

can not tell.

What did the red thread empress do wrong to watch this?

Lu Jin gave a "tsk", "I don't think it's enough."

Lin Yan: "?"

Lu Jin bent down to take out the pen and paper from the car, lay down on the car and began to draw again, "There are too few paintings, not enough sincerity."

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin tore some pieces of paper to Lin Yan, "You also draw together."

Lin Yan took a pen and paper and took a deep breath: "One sheet is enough."

Lu Jin: "No, I'm not sincere, I can't get in."

Lin Yan deeply felt what it means to dig a hole and bury himself.

Unable to resist him, Lin Yan resignedly picked up his brush and began to draw.

His painting is also average, but he looks very delicate, much more pleasing to the eye than Lu Jin's elementary school painters.

Lin Yan drew slowly, and when he drew the fourth picture, Lu Jin had already finished it.

While sticking it on the car, Lu Jin looked at Lin Yan with his head, and praised, "That's right, I have my demeanor."

Lin Yan raised his eyes and looked at him silently.

Lu Jin: "You continue."

Lin Yan didn't have a few sheets of paper in hand, and after drawing all of them, they pasted them on the car.

Looking at it this way, the car is really poor.

"Are you done posting?"

Lu Jin closed the trunk door, holding two boxes of packed children's meals.

Lin Yan didn't expect there to be new tricks.

Lu Jin said: "It doesn't matter if we are hungry, but we must give the offerings."

Lin Yan watched him helplessly, put the two packing boxes on the roof of the car, and fixed them with tape.

After finishing everything, Lu Jin clapped his hands: "Okay, that's it, let's go."

【I do not know what to say. 】

[Yan Yan must be very suspicious of life at this time. 】

[Then wish them a happy wedding! 】

The barrage area was deeply shocked by Lu Jin's actions. He didn't know what to say for a while, and silently brushed "Happy Newly Married".

Sitting back in the car, Lin Yan turned his face sideways and asked, "Then which way to go next?"

Lu Jin: "We are so sincere, just close your eyes and open your eyes."

Lin Yan said quietly: "Did you forget?"

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan didn't remember much of the road with seven turns and eight turns. They walked by memory while looking at the navigation.

Suddenly Lu Jin stepped on the brakes.

Lin Yan leaned forward, looked up and saw an old lady sitting on the side of the road, she looked at the car and waved.

"I'll go down." Lin Yan unbuckled his seat belt and got out of the car, walking over quickly.

Lu Jin saw them talking a few words, and then Lin Yan helped the old lady up and waved to Lu Jin.

He stepped on the accelerator and drove slowly.

Lin Yan helped the old lady to the back seat and sat down, and said to Lu Jin with a strange expression: "Grandma sprained her ankle, and I will take her to the clinic later. Besides, grandma said that Guiyue Temple is next to her house. You don’t have to touch your way.”

Lu Jin raised his eyebrows: "What a coincidence?"

Lin Yan: "Yes."

The coincidence is a bit outrageous.

Lu Jin smiled triumphantly: "I'll just say yes."

Lin Yan thought about the car covered with papers, and when the old lady asked them if the child was lost, and posted a missing person notice, she laughed: "Yes, thanks to you."

【Is this okay? 】

[However, good people get rewarded with good rewards, so I drove the car over and ignored the old lady, probably still wandering around at the moment. 】

The clinic is not far away.

The old lady said that usually a person who suffers from a headache and convulsions will be seen in the clinic instead of going to the hospital.

First send the old lady to the clinic and make some plaster.

Take the old lady home again.

This time, with the guidance of the old lady, they found the place very smoothly.

The old lady: "Guiyue Temple has been visited by a lot of people seeking marriage in the past two years, are you too?"

She faintly felt that the two people in front of her were very familiar. Seeing that they had cameras in the car and a cameraman following them outside the car, she didn't think much about it. In recent years, some Internet celebrities will also carry video recording equipment.

Compared to this, she is very interested in their coming to seek marriage.

Lu Jin is more talkative, and he got acquainted with the old lady in just a few sentences.

"Yes grandma, it's our first time here, is there anything we need to pay attention to?"

The old lady thought for a while: "Madam Hongxian is a very nice person. Those who come to ask for the red thread will get good results. Don't worry. Oh, you can ask for a lottery, and the lottery will work. The more important thing is to pay attention, just be careful not to quarrel inside. , don't have any disputes, Empress Hong Xian dislikes these two points the most."

Lu Jin smiled: "That's good, we won't quarrel."

The old lady: "Okay, you are all good people, I wish you well."

The two parked the car and took the old lady home.

When they came out again, they saw several men pointing around their car.

"What's the matter?"

Several people were laughing and talking, when they suddenly heard a cold voice behind them.

They turned their heads, startled.

The two behind them were wearing masks, so they couldn't see their faces clearly, but there was someone taking a camera not far away, so they restrained themselves a little in an instant.

Lu Jin: "What are you doing around my car?"

Da Jinlian asked in surprise, "Is this your car?"

He pointed to the "marriage certificate" pasted on the car, and said with a smile: "I fucking thought it was a erotic picture hahaha, and I was still wondering who was so awesome, but it turned out that it was a wanted warrant."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan: "..."

The author says:

There are three updates in total, but I haven’t finished the third update yet. Orz will post it today after finishing it.