I'm really married, don't lie to you

From the moment Lin Yan came out, the bullet screens spread rapidly.

When he and Lu Jin looked at each other, the barrage was so fast that it was hard to see clearly.

[Help, disciplinary committee members and bad students who are promiscuous, I'm going to get drunk first! 】

[This height difference is really suitable for kissing! !How about a kiss so close. 】

[Can I ask Lin Yan to wear more white shirts?Good for being tied up (bushi];

"Ah Choo." Lin Yan covered his nose and sneezed sullenly.

Lu Jin stretched out his hand to feel the downwind temperature: "Cold?"

Lin Yan: "It's not cold."

But the back is a little cold.

Lin Yan didn't notice the class card, and continued to walk, but was grabbed by the wrist.

Lu Jin whispered, "Where are you going? We're here."

Lin Yan looked up blankly, "Back door?"

Lu Jin: "It's quite arrogant to be late for class and want to go through the main entrance."

Lin Yan: "..."

Are you so into the show?

But if you are late for class and don't go through the main entrance, are you blind as a teacher?

Lin Yan didn't know if the teacher was blind or not, but he saw that Lu Jin was determined to sneak in and dragged him along, so he gave up the idea of ​​going through the front door.

There were two empty seats in the last row by the door, and there were no students sitting in them.

Just fit them in.

Lu Jin glanced at the classroom, and when the teacher turned around to write on the blackboard, he sneaked in.

The girl sitting next door heard the movement, glanced at them, and then widened her eyes in disbelief.

Lu Jin raised his index finger to his lips, and let out a "shh" with a smile.

The girl blushed instantly, and nodded half-excitedly and half-shyly.

Lin Yan opened the chair and sat down. Seeing the girls looking at them all the time, she lowered her voice, "Don't disturb others' class."

Lu Jin was innocent, "I didn't."

"cough--"

After finishing writing on the blackboard, the teacher turned around and took a new piece of chalk from the chalk box, pointing out: "Some students think the teacher is a crayfish, deaf and blind, just sneak in and chat."

This time, not only the girl next door, but the whole class went back to find out who the teacher said.

You don't need to look for it at all, Lin Yan and Lu Jin are too conspicuous.

Even if I don't chase stars anymore, I have seen Lu Jin's face in some places.

Now that the real person appeared in the classroom, the students recovered from their trance and couldn't help talking.

"Just now I heard that there are two people who are going to come to the class for a day, it's them??"

"My God, Lin Yan's skin is so fair, is the real person so beautiful?"

"I rely on Lu Jin, I want to get an autograph when get out of class is over."

……

The teacher patted the podium: "Quiet and quiet, why don't you get excited when you see me."

Some students boldly replied: "Because you are not handsome."

The teacher was silent for a moment, "Okay then, my handsome classmate, please tell me the solution to the problem on the blackboard. Lu Jin, you go first."

This is a math class, and there are advanced problems on the blackboard.

Lu Jin has graduated for many years, and now it is really embarrassing for him to suddenly solve this kind of problem.

But his attitude was very calm, "Praise the teacher who made the question."

Teacher: "And then?"

Lu Jin: "Begging for mercy. Teacher, you are the most handsome."

The teacher was silent for a few seconds, then threw the chalk over, "Sit down."

The whole class burst into laughter.

The teacher originally wanted to make Lin Yan embarrassed, but he was afraid of getting another similar answer, so he had to give up.

He patted the blackboard: "Okay, let's continue talking, if it doesn't work, just listen well."

The students' fear of the math teacher was much greater than the freshness of seeing a star, and the noise quickly died down.

After Lu Jin sat down, he felt a complicated look from his side.

"Huh?" Lu Jin took out a piece of draft paper, wrote a few strokes and passed it on.

Lin Yan who received a huge note: "..."

A question mark was drawn flying around on the draft paper.

Lin Yan picked up a pen and wrote a few words, folded them a few times, and was about to send them back when the math teacher glanced at him.

Lin Yan: "..."

His hands froze.

For some reason, he felt a little guilty.

Lin Yan never did such a thing as a student when he was a student, so it was so exciting to do tricks under the nose of the teacher?

He was staring at the teacher, and suddenly his palm was empty.

Lu Jin directly took the note away.

Lu Jin smiled lowly: "Why are you nervous? It's because I, the person who brings good students down, are nervous."

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin unfolded the note.

【Lin Yan: It's incredible to see you sliding and kneeling. 】

Lu Jin was silent.

[Lu Jin: What is slipping and kneeling?This is called maintaining the personality. 】

[Lin Yan:? 】

[Lu Jin: I climbed over the wall, was late, and passed notes, so I played the role of a poor student with all my heart, can't you feel it? 】

Lin Yan: "..."

He put away the note, and the familiar feeling of speechlessness enveloped him again.

Not long after, Lu Jin sent another note.

Lin Yan looked at it, and it was filled with steps to solve the problem.He looked up at the blackboard, and the problem-solving steps were different from the teacher's, but the result was the same.

At the bottom of the problem-solving steps, a thumb is drawn.

The thumb was drawn on half a sheet of paper, as if it was drawn one-to-one by Lu Jin himself.

Lin Yan subconsciously compared his own hand. As soon as he put his hand on it, he heard the muffled smile of the person beside him.

Lin Yan also felt sick.

He folded the note with a cold face, and wanted to throw it into the belly of the table, but after a moment of hesitation, he put it in his pocket.

Lin Yan was not used to doing too many little tricks in class, so he ignored him in the second half of the class.

The photographer is outside the back door, and the camera is aimed at the two of them, trying not to capture the classroom.

The small movements of the two of them were clearly seen by the audience.

[What is written on the note? Is there anything we can't read? 】

[Strongly request, if this paragraph is cut in, please put their note in it too. 】

[Poor students "bring bad" good students have too much sense of sight, huh, was it like this when Lu Jin was a student? 】

[No, classmate Lu Jin said that he used to only study, and didn't participate in any basketball or football games, and his grades were frighteningly good. 】

[Just make it up, can't answer the questions with good grades? 】

[Let you graduate for many years and then try to do intensive questions?ill. 】

[So, before, he only read books because he didn't have anyone he wanted to hang out with, but this time he has a tablemate who he wants to harass, isn't that what he means? 】

As soon as get out of class was over, before the two of them could move, they were surrounded by their seats.

The squad leader is a boy wearing glasses, "Quickly, close the door, so that the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders."

Lu Jin was amused by his statement: "You are so stingy."

The squad leader smiled and said, "You should enjoy it yourself, so you don't need to share it. Of course, if you want to surround yourself with more people, I can also go to the broadcasting room for you."

Lu Jin: "Thank you, I also think it's good that the fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields."

Lin Yan sat in the back seat, surrounded by people, and the whole person was locked inside.

He listened to the chirping voice in his ear, it was noisy, but he didn't feel disgusted.

A girl asked Lin Yan curiously: "Brother Lin Yan, what program are you recording?"

Lin Yan: "Variety show."

Girl: "Star Transformation or Star Suffering?"

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin laughed: "It's not a prison. Why do you have this impression of the school?"

The girl pursed her lips in embarrassment, "Otherwise what else could it be?"

Lu Jin turned his pen and said with a smile, "I'm in love."

The girl wondered: "School is a place for early love, but you guys are a little bit late."

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin: "..."

[I laughed out loud. 】

[Lin Yan 26, Lu Jin 27, isn't it late love. 】

[If you don’t mention their age, I can’t see how old they are. Wearing school uniforms really doesn’t feel out of place, and they are very youthful. 】

It was the first time that Lin Yan was questioned about his old age. Looking at the little girl's clear eyes, he couldn't get angry again, so he said: "There is a red sunset scenery."

Lu Jin choked.

It's just that he didn't pay attention, so he likes to mention sunset red.

Going on, you can buy a coffin.

Fortunately, Lin Yan didn't really want to mention his age in front of them, so he quickly changed the subject.

The 10 minutes between classes passed quickly.

There were also some people who didn't get their autographs and returned to their seats regretfully.

The next section is physics.

Lin Yan listened to the class for a while, when something suddenly fell on the top of his head.

He reached out and grabbed a paper frog.

Lin Yan turned his head, "What are you doing?"

Lu Jin picked up the frog from his hand, "The Frog Prince found his..."

Lin Yan stared at him silently, with words written on his face: If you say those two words, you will be finished.

Lu Jin laughed: "I found his prince, and I want to tell him, let's go for a walk in the forest together."

Lin Yan lost his temper after being harassed, "What do you want to do?"

Lu Jin smiled, his face suddenly changed, and he covered his stomach.

Lin Yan was startled, and supported his arm: "What's wrong with you?"

Lu Jin's face was pale, he took a light breath, and said in a hoarse voice, "Stomach hurts."

Lin Yan: "Is there any medicine?"

Lu Jin shook his head, "I'm in a hurry to go out, so I didn't bring it."

Their movement has attracted the teacher's attention.

The teacher came over, "What's wrong?"

Lin Yan calmed down: "He has a stomachache, teacher, I'll take him to the infirmary."

The teacher was also afraid that something might happen to Lu Jin here, so he hurriedly said, "Let's go."

Lin Yan helped him up, asked about the location of the infirmary, and then helped Lu Jin out.

Lu Jin walked fairly steadily. When he was about to reach the infirmary, Lin Yan asked him, "Why does it hurt?"

Lu Jin: "Maybe I ate eggs on an empty stomach."

Lin Yan didn't react for a second.

After he reacted, he said coldly: "Eat eggs on an empty stomach? Why didn't you say you ate rice on an empty stomach?"

Lu Jin: "I didn't eat rice in the morning..."

Lin Yan shook off his arm and was about to walk back.

Lu Jin pulled him back, "Don't be angry, I didn't pretend to be sick, my stomach twitched just now."

Lin Yan said coldly: "But it will get better soon, right?"

Lu Jin: "It can be said that..."

Lin Yan: "The acting is very good."

Lu Jin said modestly: "It's okay."

Lin Yan didn't bother to talk to him, and wanted to get rid of him and go back to the classroom.

Lu Jin pulled him back with a little strength, "Don't be angry, you promised me just now, go for a walk in the forest."

Lin Yan: "..."

Before he even agreed, the man started pretending.

Lu Jin uttered the four-character mantra: "Everyone is here."

Lin Yan said indifferently, "It's none of my business."

Lu Jin put it another way: "It's like this, little... One of the requirements the principal promised us to shoot is to advertise how beautiful the campus is for the elite middle school. We have stayed in the classroom for so long, and the tasks are all Not finished."

Lin Yan clearly knew that the other party was talking nonsense, but Lin Yan couldn't say no.

Lin Yan pulled his hand away speechlessly: "Lead the way."

As Lin Yan was walking, he suddenly understood.

This is the legendary pretending to be sick and skipping class.

Lin Yan: "..."

The campus is very quiet, all the students are in class, and occasionally only the teacher passes by.

Every time he saw the teacher, Lu Jin took him to hide.

The elite secondary school is very large and the greening is well done.

The last time he came to film a movie, Lin Yan hadn't visited, but this time he was taken by Lu Jin, so he had a good look at the school.

There is a small forest in the school.

Lin Yan stepped into it, and the sun shone down finely.

Lu Jin looked at him and said, "Actually, it's my first time here."

Lin Yan: "Why?"

Lu Jin smiled and touched the tree beside him, "Because there is a legend here."

Lin Yan looked at him.

"It is said that when couples come in, bad things will happen."

Lin Yan who thought there was some kind of poignant love story: "..."

Lu Jin: "One of the parties will have broken arms or legs, or hemiplegia in severe cases."

Lin Yan was silent for a moment: "Then why didn't you come before?"

Lu Jin: "What good is there for me alone, of course two people must come together to feel whether the curse is true or not."

Lin Yan turned his head and wanted to leave.

Lu Jin suppressed a smile, "Don't be afraid, in fact, the school didn't let the students come here for a tryst, and deliberately made it up to scare them."

Lin Yan: "Whether it works or not, you have finished talking."

Lu Jin took out his phone, turned it into a selfie, and waved to him: "Come on, there's still a check-in task."

Lin Yan: "..."

They are the first to complete the check-in task in the cursed place.