Goldfinger turned me over to the state

City A, coffee shop.

"I sent you a video, have you watched it?" Wang Xiaoxiao asked as she fiddled with her phone.

Wang Xiaoyun put two cups of ready-made coffee on the table, and said ruthlessly, "Don't make trouble, I'm at work."

Wang Xiaoxiao was finally willing to look away from the phone: "This store doesn't even have any customers. You go to work, don't you just sit in a daze, don't pretend, sit down quickly, let's chat."

Wang Xiaoyun's heart was heavy, and she didn't know how to tell her good sister - that was her ignorant view when she was young, but now, everything is different.

Don't look at the empty shop where you can't even see a person, how many pairs of eyes may be staring at them behind the door.

As a freshly released civil servant, Wang Xiaoyun has made up her mind to say goodbye to Moyu, and has since embarked on the road to become a king. The main reason is that objective conditions do not allow her to touch fish, and the coffee shop has 360-degree surveillance without dead ends.

But it didn't take long for her to carry out this determination when she faced a fatal blow-her good sister suddenly wanted to come to the coffee shop to gather with her.

Not to mention how Wang Xiaoxiao came up with this genius idea, but Wang Xiaoyun knows very well how she introduced her job to Wang Xiaoxiao when she didn't know the true face of the world...

Whenever she recalled the "high opinion" she had expressed, she immediately felt the hostility of this world.

Seeing that Wang Xiaoyun was standing still, Wang Xiaoxiao simply dragged her to sit on the chair: "Lu Ren will be there later. Didn't you suggest that we come to the coffee shop to meet you? You said that you have nothing to do in the shop anyway." You still clamored to find a few more people, play script killing in the store, play games while going to work, what a wonderful daily fishing life."

Wang Xiaoxiao, who easily gave Wang Xiaoyun a fatal blow, didn't know it, and continued: "Besides, how long has it been since we got together, is it easy to make a day when everyone has time?"

Did I say such an outrageous thing?Wang Xiaoyun was shocked, and deeply felt that his previous work attitude was too problematic.

But even so, she still did not forget to emphasize the point: "What do you mean everyone has time? I still have to go to work."

Wang Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes: "This is not called going to work, that is obviously called sitting there and playing with your mobile phone. What's the matter with you? You don't want to see me so much? Didn't you say that you are bored at work every day? I kindly come to accompany you, Is this your attitude?"

Wang Xiaoyun swallowed the rebuttal with difficulty, looked up at the ceiling, and guessed which of these ordinary decorations was a camera, or if they were all cameras...

Urgent, wait online, how should I explain to my colleagues that she actually loves work very much?

Wang Xiaoxiao didn't take this matter to heart, caught a glimpse of a figure walking towards the coffee shop, and hurriedly stretched out her hand to signal: "Lu Ren, this way!"

The wind chime sounded, and a young man with a decadent face walked into the coffee shop, greeted Wang Xiaoxiao and the others, and complained when he came up: "I can't do this job, and I will die suddenly sooner or later if I work overtime."

Wang Xiaoxiao pushed the coffee in front of him, full of sympathy: "Working overtime again? You are a temporary worker, why do you work overtime every day?"

Lu Ren took a sip of his coffee, waved his hand and said, "Don't mention it, I don't know what's going on, there's always not enough manpower, even grassroots temporary workers."

Wang Xiaoxiao made the final decision: "Temporary workers with no establishment are not paid well. As I said before, you might as well be ruthless and resign directly to prepare for the civil service examination."

Lu Ren glanced at her: "It's easy for you to say, if I resign, I'll go drink the northwest wind?"

Wang Xiaoxiao sighed and said, "If you can find such a job like Xiaoyun, what are you worrying about? Just go to work and prepare for the exam."

Lu Ren corrected her: "If I'm like Xiaoyun, why should I still prepare for the civil servant exam? How can a civil servant be better than Xiaoyun? The boss doesn't come at all, and he doesn't see any customers all day long. Check-in, or weekends, although the salary is not high, but with this job salary, what salary do you ask for?"

Wang Xiaoxiao nodded and bumped Wang Xiaoyun with her elbow: "Xiaoyun, ask the boss if he still plans to recruit new people? In terms of salary, I can lower it."

Wang Xiaoyun was expressionless: "Do you think it is necessary to recruit people with this traffic?"

Wang Xiaoxiao said regretfully: "That's right, even if your boss has a home in the mine, you won't spend such money. Forget it, let's not talk about it, you haven't answered me yet, I sent you a video, have you watched it? "

read.But Wang Xiaoyun doesn't want to discuss this topic here.

She paused slightly, her brain spinning rapidly, trying to find a safe topic, and before she could think of a suitable topic to bring up under the current situation, Lu Ren took over the conversation excitedly.

"You mean that clip, right? I watched it!" Lu Ren slapped his thigh, his eyebrows beaming, "Don't tell me, the anchor is so handsome! That momentum! That micro-expression! That little chin..."

Lu Ren took out his mobile phone and enthusiastically shared it with Wang Xiaoxiao: "I joined his support group, have you joined?"

Wang Xiaoxiao also picked up the phone and said, "You added three groups, and I added one group. We are not in the same group, but it doesn't matter, the resources are shared, and the anchor's materials are all in the group... ..."

Lu Ren asked Wang Xiaoyun who had been silent for a long time: "Xiaoyun, how many groups did you join?"

I added the employee group.

"I've been very busy recently, so I didn't pay attention to this," Wang Xiaoyun stubbornly tried to change the topic: "Actually, I think the anchor is like that. Let's talk about Lu Ren, how have you been working lately..."

Wang Xiaoxiao reached out and touched her forehead: "The forehead is not hot, why are you talking nonsense. Didn't you pay attention to these at the beginning? You shared the forum with me."

That's because I was young and ignorant back then, and I didn't know that the boss was the biggest behind-the-scenes boss, but I never mentioned a word when I knew it.

Wang Xiaoyun took a deep breath and found a reason for himself: "That's right, I'm suddenly not interested."

Lu Ren was swiping his phone and exclaimed, "New material!"

"Where is it? Where is it?" Wang Xiaoxiao immediately left Wang Xiaoyun behind and moved over: "It's a new group photo!"

While watching, she read the text above the picture: "The communication between the community of shared future for mankind and the Zerg is progressing smoothly. We had a cordial interaction with the Zerg and visited the unique pets on Earth together."

Lu Ren looked at the picture, then at the text, and made a puzzled voice: "They call the anchor holding a Zerg in one hand a friendly interaction?"

Wang Xiaoxiao also made a puzzled voice: "Why are you emphasizing the unique pets on the earth? Could it be that they went to see giant pandas? But there are only anchors and Zerg in the picture, and there are no other animals."

Lu Ren glanced at the group, then went straight to the forum, and said while browsing the forum: "You don't know our official photography level? Even if you have a pet, you can only take a local version. It's better to take a headshot. Anyway, the anchor The aura is captured!"

Wang Xiaoxiao was convinced: "This photo is not bad, I'll post it and cut it into the video."

Wang Xiaoyun let out an "ow", like a cat that had been stepped on, and the cat all over his body exploded: "Are you still going to cut the video? What video? Why don't I know?"

"I was planning to tell you today," Wang Xiaoxiao raised her chin: "I want to be a woman with big hands! Wait and worship me!"

Lu Ren asked with interest: "You already have an idea?"

"I decided to cut a section of love and hatred between the host and the mother of insects first..." Before Wang Xiaoxiao finished speaking, she suddenly heard a rattling sound from the side, subconsciously turned her head to look at Wang Xiaoyun, and asked suspiciously: "Are you feeling unwell? Why do you have such an ugly expression?"

"Just a little dizzy all of a sudden," Wang Xiaoyun leaned on the back of the chair and asked tremblingly, "Are you still knocking on CP?"

"Cut it for fun," Wang Xiaoxiao waved her hand and said, "The anchor has such a strong aura, I don't think anyone else is worthy of it."

It's still a poisonous one.

Wang Xiaoyun breathed a sigh of relief, not knowing whether it was joy or worry, and heard Wang Xiaoxiao continue: "So I think if you want to win CP, you have to knock a big one, such as the anchor and the CP of the motherland..."

This topic can't be discussed anymore!If we continue the chat, what do colleagues think of her?She finally changed to a civil servant, but she didn't plan to be fired within a month.

Wang Xiaoyun changed the subject on the spot: "Then what, did you watch the live broadcast last time?"

Wang Xiaoxiao was excited: "It was only after watching this live broadcast that I was attracted by the personality of the anchor. I also made a motion picture, look at the gesture of the anchor lifting the Zerg up lightly, how tall and stalwart! I I think what the forum said is correct! The anchor is definitely a master of masters, a god among gods!"

Lu Ren also got excited: "That's why we have to defend the image of the anchor! We can't let those black fans mess up their brainwashing...Huh?"

Halfway through the talk, Lu Ren carefully looked at the phone screen, dumbfounded: "Someone posted on the forum, saying that the first draft of the negotiation result has come out."

Wang Xiaoxiao leaned over: "Our negotiation with the Zerg? Is there any specific content??"

Lu Ren scrolled down the phone page, and said quickly: "I posted a long list, and someone summed it up. The most important points are the normalization of Zerg spaceships, the expansion of space activities, and the expansion of space activities. One is to strengthen the contact between humans and Zerg."

"What does this mean? Zerg and spaceships?"

Wang Xiaoxiao took out her mobile phone, opened the forum, found the most popular post, and said while reading: "What does it mean to expand space activities? Isn't country C always engaged in space exploration programs? I can see it on the news station every day Hear the daily progress of the space exploration program."

"This is the first draft, and the specific content has not yet been finalized." Lu Ren clicked on the group, and the group was already boiling: "We seem to have a deep discussion with the Zerg. I think some people in the group are guessing, maybe in the future The contact between the stars and the earth will become more and more frequent."

"There is a post saying that this may be the meaning of opening up space tourism," Wang Xiaoxiao shared: "Didn't the Zerg Mother mention that she would join the earth? Strengthening the contact between humans and the Zerg may mean that the Zerg will appear on a large scale in the future." What do you mean on Earth?"

Lu Ren imagined this scene, and looked embarrassed: "The leader of the Zerg clan is a bit abstract, and there is a language barrier with us. Is it really possible to contact humans on a large scale? Look at the physique of the Zerg clan. If you come down with a scythe, who will it be?" Can you bear it?"

Wang Xiaoxiao quickly refreshed the posts in the forum: "There is a quarrel in the forum, and there is everything to say."

Lu Ren: "Huh? X Bo's official account posted a video, the introduction is the Zerg's daily life in the embassy."

Wang Xiaoxiao immediately came over: "Is there an anchor?"

"I don't know, just click on it." Lu Ren pressed the play button, watched the video light up slowly, and saw a familiar figure at a glance: "There is an anchor!"

Wang Xiaoyun, who had been forgotten by the two, couldn't hold back his curiosity, and moved closer.

The video was not long, just over three minutes, but after watching it, the scene was silent for a long time.

Lu Ren said uncertainly, "Is this playing a game?"

Wang Xiaoxiao followed: "It must be playing a game, but it looks a bit..."

Wang Xiaoyun added: "Like a replica of a dog picking up a Frisbee?"

Lu Ren immediately denied it: "How is it possible? The Frisbee didn't even come back, and you ate the plate without seeing the Zerg? This is called feeding at best."

Wang Xiaoxiao said out of conscience: "What a daily and cute video. I have to leave a message to support it."

Wang Xiaoyun suspects that there is a problem with their aesthetics: "One frisbee in one bite, and it disappears without even chewing. Do you call this scene everyday?"

Horror movies and doomsday movies can be called fresh.

Lu Ren raised his mobile phone and showed Wang Xiaoyun the comments on Xblog: "Look, everyone thinks so."

Wang Xiaoyun took a closer look, and there were a bunch of "cute" "cute" "must be hungry, eat more" in the comments. New comments are still increasing rapidly, and many of them are worried that "the little Zerg can't eat enough." "Speech.

Wang Xiaoyun looked at Lu Ren: "Don't you think so too?"

Lu Ren said objectively: "I think they are a bit exaggerated."

Wang Xiaoyun breathed a sigh of relief, and heard Lu Ren continue: "That's the official, how could it be possible to starve the Zerg? But if the Zerg is afraid of life, it's really not good."

Wang Xiaoxiao agreed: "They seem very timid. I guess the anchor has spent a lot of effort to make them take the dishes so relaxedly. They are indeed the anchor!"

Lu Ren nodded: "I also have to leave a comment, so that the officials can prepare more delicious food for them. They must have a cake, right?"

Wang Xiaoxiao agreed: "That's right! The hot pot is also on the table—by the way, when is the official plan to let the Zerg come out for a stroll? I haven't had close contact with the Zerg yet."

Noticing that Wang Xiaoyun was quiet again, Wang Xiaoxiao turned her head and looked at Wang Xiaoyun: "Why don't you speak?"

Wang Xiaoyun said solemnly: "I suddenly understand what a superhero feels like on weekdays."

I paid so much for this job!

Coincidentally, Ji Ting thought the same way - I paid too much for this job!

As he thought this way, he dragged the Zerg away from the Qilin again. The muscle bug refused, and desperately pulled the fat Qilin with its joint limbs, and buried its entire face in the Qilin's stomach.

{So fragrant, so big, beautiful, delicious...}

He didn't finish, because he accidentally gnawed on the unicorn, and was kicked out by the unicorn. The two-meter-tall muscle worm flew directly out of the range of the fairy mountain, and fell into the white mist, like a small black spot, whistling. disappeared from their view.

Ji Ting sighed, and looked at the other Zerg he was pulling.

Compared with muscle bugs, Big Wings has a fairly clear positioning of his "weakness", so as soon as Ji Ting reached out to grab him, he immediately let go of Qilin, avoiding the fate of being kicked into the white mist.

Of course, it is also possible that he is so witty because he was the one who was kicked away by Qilin last time...

I paid too much for this job, Ji Ting thought heavily.

After successive tests to confirm the friendliness of the Zerg to humans and the degree of restraint of the Zerg on the earth, they immediately entered the next process.

After all, they don't have much time to waste right now.

Zerg spaceships are still waiting to be put into use on a large scale to promote the space exploration plan and the "Space Snack Street" plan; the compulsory education of the Zerg is imminent, and a large group of lost Zergs are running around in the star field. I'm afraid that any Zerg will accidentally wander out of this star field; and the space junk disposal plan is in full swing...

With so many things waiting, the expert team can't wait to push the Zerg directly in front of ordinary people and open the chapter of a new order of the universe where humans and insects are harmonious.

Therefore, after basically confirming that the Zerg is harmless, the so-called "first draft of the negotiation results" appeared on the Internet immediately, and the official account even released various Zerg-related dynamics one after another, trying to create a harmless and friendly image of the Zerg among the people. , to reduce the resistance of ordinary people to the appearance of Zerg, so as to facilitate the construction of a social form of "harmony between humans and insects".

The good news is that the effects of these actions were immediate, and there has indeed been quite a lot of positive feedback from the public on Zerg.

The bad news is that this positive feedback seems to have gone awry.

It may be that the picture of Ji Ting holding a Zerg in one hand in the live broadcast is too shocking. Now, most people start to think that the Zerg is not only peace-loving, but also quite shy, very shy, a victim of racial discrimination, and unloved Poor little girl, the kind who would hide in the room and cry when it was thundering and raining...

After hearing about the public's perception of the Zerg, Ji Ting stared at the muscular worm waving sharp limbs for a long time, but he didn't understand when the public's eyes were blind.

That's not the worst news.

The expert team is currently unable to define whether the other news is good or pregnant, but in order to protect Ji Ting's mental health, they temporarily concealed the news that he has become the most popular "Internet celebrity" on the Internet.

The degree of this fire, how to say?

Wang Xiaoxiao and the others' reactions were just the tip of the iceberg.

For young people, Ji Ting has all the most "fan-attracting" labels, and now is at the cusp of great changes in the times, everyone urgently needs a new sustenance and a new pillar.

As a result, when the government did not end, the faint fire gathered into a prairie fire, spreading on the Internet at an alarming speed, sweeping the world of young people.

The expert team has discussed this for many times, but they are still unable to give an accurate definition of this situation, let alone how to deal with it. In addition, they are mainly concerned about the Zerg right now, so they simply put this situation on hold for the time being.

Ji Ting is out of the storm and knows nothing about it. What worries him most right now is the Zerg's overly enthusiastic attitude towards Qilin.

In the eyes of the Zerg, Qilin is undoubtedly a bowl of Buddha jumping wall with complete color, fragrance and taste. It is conceivable how attractive Qilin is to them.

Zerg and Qilin met for the first time. The two Zergs had initially gained freedom. Surrounded by the crowd, they approached the depths of the underground building. For this matter, spread your wings and touch this and that from time to time.

Of course, the fallen scale powder was immediately collected by the professionals who were watching him closely with special tools, and it was not wasted at all.

It was precisely because the two Zergs had initially gained freedom that when they rushed out unexpectedly, the others did not react at all.

Before the expert team had time to feel worried, the two were kicked away in the next second-several walls were knocked down on the spot.

The crowd at the scene was stunned, and began to move their heads repeatedly—looked at the walls that collapsed one after another, and then at the fat unicorn lying in front of the entrance of the Tiangong as before, and finally realized that this girl was not cheating. Drink mascot.

It’s no wonder that everyone’s positioning of Qilin is a mascot for cheating food and drinking. The main reason is that Qilin has been mixing food and drink since the beginning of contact with them, and abruptly changed from fat and thin to overweight.

Other than that, no real work was done.

Which of these resident staff has not fed unicorns in their spare time?Who hasn't stroked a unicorn's hair secretly?Who hasn't taken a photo with Qilin?

So they really don't have the concept that Qilin is very good at fighting—it wasn't until they saw this scene that they felt the shock of the rest of their lives.

This first meeting established the style of Qilin getting along with the Zerg. Since then, these two Zergs have tried to "close contact" with Qilin, but they always inevitably end up being kicked away.

Fortunately, Ji Ting could understand what the Zerg was saying, so he wouldn't misunderstand the Zerg's overly enthusiastic body language.

The Zerg didn't lose their restraint, and they didn't want to eat the unicorn. They just naturally felt that taking a bite of "food" once in a while was considered a very restrained performance.

After listening to Ji Ting's translation, everyone had a heated discussion, and finally admitted that the Zerg's performance was indeed very restrained.

After all, this is the Zerg that once left a large space in the star field!

Of course, another important reason affecting the attitude of the expert group is that Qilin is not a vegetarian either.

Before the overwhelming advantage in numbers, the Zerg couldn't beat the Qilin at all, let alone eat the Qilin.

Zerg, killing machine.

Qilin, the guardian of the Heavenly Palace left by the ancient immortals.

Obviously, in the field of single-body strength, the Xiuxian system once again proved its superiority.