Anecdotes that cannot be said with the Blackened Demon Lord

I will decide for you, choose a good day and auspicious day, and let's do the big things! "

"...do big things?"

Yuan Chengyou looked at Gao Yi as if he was looking at a fool.

"No need, no need! Susu, if you do this, you will make Youyou dislike me even more..."

Gao Yi sat on the stone bench and twisted his body, his fingers tugged at the hem of his clothes and wrung them vigorously.

"..."

Yuan Chengyou admitted that Gao Yi's shy look became more charming.

"I don't have that kind of relationship with him..."

"Then do you dare to take off your pants and show me! He said you have a red birthmark on your butt!"

Yuan Chengyou was completely frightened.

"Hmph, I'm speechless! If you hadn't ruined his innocence, how could he have guarded these shabby houses with you! We men, if we do it, we must dare to admit it—"

"...Innocence???" It was obviously Gao Yi who ruined my innocence like a wolf or a tiger, okay?

Yuan Chengyou thought very speechlessly.

There is no one in this world who is more hungry-thirsty than Gao Yi, it is almost trying to squeeze him dry.

Su Su didn't pay attention to Yuan Chengyou's struggle at all. He put his arms around Yuan Chengyou's shoulder while talking, and said to him winkingly:

"Although Gao Yiren looks a bit sinister, and his figure is a bit burly. However, if a master like him is under your pressure, won't it ignite the raging flames in your heart? Seeing him blushing and showing lust I can't stop moaning tactfully under you, thinking about it, I really don't feel a little excited—"

Yuan Chengyou was dumbfounded.

I didn't expect you to be such a susu!

"Don't look at me like that. We're all men, I understand!"

"..." No, you don't understand.

You can't understand how the petite me completed all kinds of difficult movements under his bullying, and you can't understand the difficult past when I was still picked up by him to continue working even when I was exhausted.

Gao Yi is simply a spirit-absorbing monster!

Yuan Chengyou suppressed the fishy sweetness in his mouth, he didn't want to spit out Su Su's face directly.But Gao Yi on the opposite side couldn't help it anymore, and spit out the whole mouthful of tea he just drank.

Forget it, he gave Yuan Chengyou a wink.There was a layer of blush on the ears.

"..."

He must have remembered those unclean things.

This made Yuan Chengyou very angry.He came to Gao Yi with an angry expression on his face, and grabbed Gao Yi's collar.

"Eat and wipe clean?"

"Tell me, where have I eaten you?"

...Well, you never ate me, I ate you.I have eaten you up and down.

Gao Yi answered in his heart, but he didn't say anything.He only looked at Yuan Chengyou with that affectionate expression.Finally, he licked his lips with green eyes.

Yuan Chengyou covered his lower body.Suddenly feel some kidney deficiency.

Just then, another person appeared outside the door.

The man looked very vicious.He raised his foot and kicked, breaking the wooden door in front of him.

Yuan Chengyou was very distressed, because it meant that he was going to practice again.

"Who's in charge?"

Yuan Chengyou stood up with an abacus in his hand.

"I am, I am! I am Yuan Chengyou, the head here. I remember you. You are that Chiyan little fairy who wanted to steal our territory! Since you came last time, you have destroyed my Qingyunmen wooden table Two, three stools, three wooden doors, plus some mental damage..." Yuan Chengyou finally fiddled with the abacus beads a few times, "A total of 31 low-grade spirit stones, will you pay in one lump sum, or in installments?"

"..."

The big bearded man was a little angry.He has grown up to this virtue, it is obvious that he is good at robbery!

So he dropped another bench.

"...Uh, I have a bench at home. I'll give you a discount. It's barely a low-grade spirit stone. There are 32 low-grade spirit stones in total..."

That Chi Yan Xiaoxian wanted to throw something, but found that there was nothing to throw in this room.

"..." I have never seen such a poor school.

"...I, I, I... I am here to rob! If you are sensible, pack up your things and get out! Otherwise, I... I will not be polite!"

"By the way, I'm a demon cultivator! I ran out from the West Sea to take revenge!"

It’s okay not to mention Demon Realm, but as soon as this person talked about Demon Realm, Su Su glanced at him.This glance was terrible, the eyes of that Chi Yan fairy were glued to Su Su's face.

After living for so long, I have never seen such a well-rounded person.

Chi Yan Xiaoxian stopped throwing the stool.He walked towards Su Su with a bewildered expression, his mouth full of laughter as if he was looking at some delicious food.

"Strong man! It's up to you!"

Yuan Chengyou pushed Su Su out, but he himself stood by Gao Yi's side.Gao Yi was overjoyed, so he immediately hugged Yuan Chengyou kindly.

"Youyou is not afraid... I will protect Youyou well!"

"..."

This mouthful of dog food caught off guard.

Su Su curled her lips and didn't want to pay attention to the two people behind her. It might as well spit out a mouthful of blood donation before the war started.

"..."

That Chi Yan fairy was a little confused.

But in a daze, the appearance of the beauty vomiting blood is still very good.So after a while, Chiyan Xiaoxian changed into that expression full of mouthfuls again.He came towards Su Su leeringly, but he didn't expect that a big rock suddenly fell from the sky, and the big rock just hit the top of his head impartially.

So Chiyan Xiaoxian, who was still complacent just now, was hit by that stone in a blink of an eye.

It was too late, and then it was too late, Yuan Chengyou, who was hiding beside Gao Yi with a quail just now, quickly took out a fairy lock rope, and in a short while, tied up that little red flame fairy tightly.

"..."

Su Su looked up at the sky, and felt that the stone came from something strange.If you take a closer look, you will see many small black spots that are gradually getting bigger in the sky.

"Not good! This is stone rain!"

"???"

51 unlucky

Living in Qingyunmen is really a very knowledgeable thing. In just a few days, Su Su has seen many things that he has never seen before, such as the sudden rain of stones. The rain of stones is the kind of big rocks that can only be hugged by two people together.

According to Yuan Chengyou, there was a rain of knives in Qingyunmen in the past, and the sound of metal clanging was much better than the rain of stones.

What's more, knives sell for money.

After the rain of knives stopped, Yuan Chengyou took Gao Yi and two people to pick up knives in the yard for a long time. talk.What I said before is that Qingyunmen made a small fortune by selling knives, and this money was later used to repair Yuan Chengyou's door several times.

Gao Yi's habit of kicking doors has never changed.

When Su Su heard this story, he laughed coldly.

"So what are you going to do with him?"

Su Su kicked the Chi Yan Xiaoxian who was bound under her feet.

Speaking of which, this little fairy Chi Yan really has the meaning of Chi Yan, the miscellaneous hairs on the top of her head are all red, and her face is also very red and cute - of course, the reason why Little Fairy Chi Yan's face is red , because of holding back.His mouth was blocked by a handkerchief, and he could only whine.

"What can I do, take a knife and wipe my neck, won't it be knotted? Is it possible to leave him to waste rice?"

Gao Yi's cold eyes made Chi Yan Xiaoxian shudder several times.

He moved his body close to Su Su's legs and felt that Su Su was really amiable among the three of them.

"Don't scare him. If he pees in his pants, you have to wipe the floor."

Yuan Chengyou rolled Gao Yi's eyes, and took a sip of porridge with his hand.

"Ugh……"

Su Su sighed, and put down the spoon in his hand.

He looked at Yuan Chengyou drinking porridge expressionlessly, and felt that it was really not easy for Yuan Chengyou.

This kind of thing... There is no other adjective except hard to swallow. It's hard for Yuan Chengyou to drink so lightly.

"What? You don't want to eat? You can't waste food!"

"..."

Stared at by Gao Yi, Su Su was really embarrassed to leave something in the bowl.

He looked at Chi Yan Xiaoxian on the ground, and suddenly thought about it.

"Having been tied up for so long, are you hungry too?"

Su Su's eyes were shining brightly, and the Chi Yan Xiaoxian, who was seduced by the beauty, immediately dropped his helmet and armor.

Chiyan Xiaoxian didn't realize how he stood up, let alone how Su Su took the handkerchief from his mouth. When he reacted again, he had already eaten all the food in his mouth Squirted out.

Some of them were sprayed into Yuan Chengyou's bowl by him.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but he always felt that Yuan Chengyou who was opposite seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.Still kind of relieved.

But before he could figure it out, the tall and burly Gao Yi had already stood up angrily.

Chiyan Xiaoxian was so scared, she hid behind Su Su at that time.

"You, you, you... how dare you waste food!"

"You're the one who wasted food! As for the food you made, is this for people to eat? It's so unpalatable!"

Probably the food made by Gao Yi was too unpalatable, and Chi Yan Xiaoxian, who was a prisoner, also felt that he couldn't bear it.

"The food I make is unpalatable? Haha, what a big joke! Ask Youyou, ask Susu, ask if the food I make is delicious!"

Quiet.It was eerily quiet.Never had there been such a quiet moment.

The autumn wind in the dining hall swept back and forth.

Su Su's eyes looked at the sky, and Yuan Chengyou's eyes looked at the ground.

"I don't believe it! Youyou, tell the truth," Gao Yi held Yuan Chengyou's face and forced him to look at himself, "Are the things I cook so delicious?"

Yuan Chengyou was silent for a long time.

"Can I swear?"

Gao Yi's face changed again and again.

"……Can't."

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