The Immortal Road of the Red Chamber

Is Liu Xie illiterate?

No.

But is Liu Xie literate?

Uh... Daiyu is really right.

He is half illiterate.

Today's Chinese characters are traditional characters spoken by people of later generations.The emotions of ancient people when faced with simplified characters are the same as seeing a babbling child write typos with missing arms and legs.

From another perspective of the times, people of later generations will feel that they have written a typo when they see traditional characters. They will half-guess and recognize those traditional characters based on the simplified characters, but most of them will not be able to write them.

But the current traditional characters, for Yu Liuxie, are the same as the ancients' simplified characters, which lack arms and legs.

Avenue 49, Tianyan [-].In the world, people, ghosts, demons, gods, and Buddhas all have their unique opportunities.

There is no literacy class in the animal world, but after the monsters become spirits, their bloodlines will awaken after they have independent consciousness, and the inheritance in the bloodlines will teach them how to cultivate.

But in this way, Liu Xie could read and write.

But the characters he could read were all older scripts.

It's like oracle bone inscriptions, cloud seal characters and other characters that are closer to ancient times.

Before today, Liu Xie always felt that he was a famous dragon who had practiced for many years, and he didn't know the secular characters, so it was definitely not a stain.

But now being swept away by Daiyu's small eyes and smacking her mouth, Liu Xie immediately became angry from embarrassment.

Illiteracy is really too easy to understand.

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Seeing that Liu Xie's tail became thicker and the scales all over her body exploded, Daiyu shivered in fright.

Daiyu once saw Liu Xie smash a spirited black bear demon into mud with his tail, and later saw Liu Xie smash a boulder several feet high in order to crush a female fox in heat under the gravel so that Be a warning to Xiaoyou... So now my son saw Liu Xie angry, worried that his seven-year-old human body would be patted into meat paste, so he put the box in his hand aside, and then stepped forward to hug Liu Xie tip of the tail.

Liu Xie squinted her eyes, and flicked her tail "very hard" twice, which was said to be so powerful that it could hit mountain gravel, and then let Daiyu hug her.

Since she became conscious, she has stayed on the top of Liu Xie's hill and followed Liu Xie's side for thousands of years. Daiyu has already mastered the hair smoothing technique without a teacher.Nuo Nuo leaned forward, holding Liu Xie's tail carefully, while raising her head, she said flattering words to Liu Xie with the look of a fan who meets an idol: "Your Majesty, don't underestimate yourself, Your Majesty's martial arts , How can it be compared with today's people....Honorable Lord has a clear mind and eyes, and knows the past from the past. The salt you have eaten is more than the rice that the world has eaten in three lifetimes.

The day before yesterday, I instructed Cao to copy the women's ring carefully, Cao Shen believed that the women's ring was really as the Lord said, every sentence was insightful, golden and good words, and now I have memorized it backwards, silently copied it hundreds of times..."

Daiyu secretly played a small game, and didn't dare to shout 'wronged' directly, but brought out the female ring who Liu Xie praised once to speak out.

As for whether the above things are really insightful and good words, Daiyu can only say that it is wise to see others.

Anyway, they monsters will not carry the sequelae of human brain pumping on their backs.

Three obediences and four virtues?

Our Gadazi don’t pay much attention to this~

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Daiyu has to practice calligraphy every day. Thinking of this era, including Lin Ruhai and Jia Min, they like to punish her for copying books, so she usually uses reading materials such as Women's Precepts, The Analects of Confucius, and the Heart Sutra to practice calligraphy.

Once I wrote a lot, I could write silently at a very short speed with my eyes closed.Secondly, when you really encounter an 'emergency', you can also recharge the number.

But Daiyu didn't expect that the straw paper for calligraphy practice was not used to deal with Lin Ruhai and Jia Min first, but was used to flatter Lin Ruhai and Jia Min first.

No, flattery doesn't show her style, she's clearly patted ass.

But today she obviously didn't get the fart, so she directly patted the dragon's tail.

Seeing that Daiyu had already written extremely well, Liu Xie glanced at the book case again and saw the large, medium and small brushes of various materials hanging on the pen holder, and her face darkened a little.

He could even guess and understand those words, but he couldn't write a single word.

Facing that flattering little face, Liu Xie was aggrieved to the point of internal injury.

So angry~

After adjusting her facial expression, Liu Xie looked at Daiyu with a complicated expression.I saw her holding his tail with one hand, and holding up the handwritten paper with the other.Pursing her lower lip, Liu Xie lightly shook her tail, threw it to the ground, and habitually used her tail to wrap Dai Yi in circles.

But Liu Xie only wrapped her around Daiyu's waist and stopped wrapping her up.

The reason why he didn't continue entanglement is because this time he entangled himself in the tail circle...

With those eyes that Daiyu felt timid at any time, he glanced up and down at Daiyu's thin body, and snorted coldly, "I forgive you, you don't dare."

Turning up the right hand, a crystal clear crimson jade bottle appeared in the empty palm.

But palm big, exquisite gourd shape, crimson bottle body, bottle mouth carved into branches, cute and tight.

Following Liu Xie's movements, Daiyu looked at the crimson jade bottle without blinking, with an inquiring look on her face.

"Inside is a vat of nectar from poplar twigs. I appreciate your New Year's gift." After speaking, she threw it in front of Daiyu, and seeing Daiyu take it in a rare way, Liu Xie's eyes flickered.

An understatement, as if this thing came very easily.

It was really easy, Liu Xie lured the black bear spirit guarding the purple bamboo forest, so Master Avalokitesvara was like the other gods in Journey to the West, a house thief that was hard to guard against.

Not only that, at the Taishang Laojun's place, Liu Xie also made a deal with the boy who guarded the alchemy furnace.But those pills were too powerful, so Liu Xie kept them with him first.

The prosperity of the world is all for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit.

Humans, ghosts, demons, gods and Buddhas, no one can escape.

So in the case of mutual benefit for both parties, the transaction was formed naturally.

Taking a glance at Daiyu, who has never seen the world and is still being tricked into tears, Liu Xie feels that this little demon is really embarrassing for him.

What can we do without him?

Yangzhi Ganlu has the ability to bring the dead back to life, and to bring spring to a dead tree.One drop is precious and rare, but this tank is really self-stealing... so exciting.

Daiyu held the palm-sized delicate vial in both hands, her eyes were shining.

For the so-called vat, Daiyu referred to the vat placed in front of Liu Xie’s cave, which can make Liu Xie turn into its original shape and form a group, and it is still rich...My crap, such a big bottle actually contains a vat of poplar branches Ganlu, this gift is really not light.

"My lord, you are so kind to the grass. You are as generous and sympathetic as the lord, and your blessings are profound. There is no other person in the universe. I can be as handsome as you, with profound cultivation... Honoring the Lord's practice, he must have saved all mankind in his previous life..." Daiyu's mouth coaxed people, and she could say whatever was sweet or exaggerated. Now that her son has received such a great gift, there is no limit at all. He slapped Liu Xie's fart fiercely.

Cultivation requires a lot of resources, if he is always so generous, then she will mess with him in the future.

She is a grass with pursuit and background, hehe~

Seeing Daiyu beaming with joy, Liu Xie pretended to be profound and disapproving on the face of complacency.

"My generosity, what does it have to do with human beings? I never treat my own people badly. Don't embarrass me by acting like you have never seen the world." Glancing in disgust, "I wanted to give it to you before. You can't use it either. Make do with it first, then, hmph, let's see how you perform."

Be good, and I will take you to take a bath in the Xitian Gongde Pool when I have a chance in the future.

After speaking, she didn't know what to think of, and Liu Xie's face fell down again.He glared at Daiyu angrily, walked to the table with his tail twisted, and took away the small box that Daiyu had left there, and returned noble and glamorous.

Looking at the place where Liu Xie disappeared, Daiyu waved her little hand enthusiastically, and shouted with a smile, "Come again when you are free." Just don't come empty-handed, you can bribe with confidence~

Liu Xie didn't hear these sweet and enthusiastic words, otherwise he would have to slip to his old snake's waist.

However, as Liu Xie left, the ban in the house was opened, and the girl waiting outside Daiyu's room heard a few words, and several people looked at each other, thinking that Daiyu was ordering someone, they put down the melon seeds and peanuts in their hands and pushed the door came in.

Daiyu was in a good mood and didn't say anything when she saw them coming in.Just ask to boil a small pot of tea with the dew collected earlier.

The tea brewed with dew when young is good, and it smells like a faint aroma different from ordinary spring water.

Pour a cup of tea first, savor the wonder of the dew-boiled tea, and quench your thirst.

Today, seeing Liu Xie slapped hard, his throat was almost smoking with thirst.

While drinking, Daiyu paused for a moment, then slowly lowered her head to look at the empty cup, her face froze for some unknown thought.

Although she knew how the dew was formed, why did she always think that the dew was the sweat from the plants?

Embarrassing herself, Daiyu held up the small tea set that Yanyang had brought over, and calmly dripped a drop of nectar from poplar twigs into the teapot.

Then let the girl carry the tray and go to the main room together.

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On the other side, Liu Xie left Daiyu's side and jumped to the former residence of Kong Sheng.

After grabbing a room full of books, he swaggered back to the cave.

Looking at the various books scraped back, Liu Xie was determined to get them.

Reading and literacy is hard for him.

So this year, Daiyu watched Lin Ruhai and Jia Min's health get better day by day, and his younger brother Fan was fat and cute.And Liu Xie hid in his cave, while reading ten lines at a glance, while practicing calligraphy according to the calligraphy stickers he collected.

The other side is okay, as long as mortal pens and inks are used and destroyed no matter how careful you are for someone like Liu Xie.No way, Liu Xie went to learn how to make brushes.

Turning around, I made several sets of brushes with bamboo from Zizhu Forest, jade from Buzhou Mountain, ivory from Xitian, porcelain from Dongzhou, etc.

Because the little demons on the mountain knew that their moody lord was making pens, they were as cowardly as Daiyu in essence, but the little demons who were more generous than Daiyu not only donated their collections, but also made a lot of offerings. Hair that can be used as a pen tip...

So this year, the mountain under Liu Xie's seat has been quite cultured.

What is good at the top is effective at the bottom.Facing a group of cultural demons scrambling to take off their illiteracy hats, Liu Xie irritatedly smashed a mountain wall again...

Copy the female ring to me!

Monsters:  …

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