First Love Performance Art [Entertainment]

Song Jianchu: "..."

It had been a long time since no one called him that, Song Jianchu's eyes were a little dazed.

Before he could react, the barrage exploded first.

【Ah ah ah ah ah! !Teacher Mu, you seduced my son again! ! ! 】

[Can the head of the gold master be touched casually? ? 】

【Hee hee hee hit it again】

[Chu Chu?Fuck, my blood bar is empty...]

[Chu Chu ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, how could Smelly Bao's name be so cute? 】

【Worthy of being a monstrosity, it caught me off guard...】

Mu Ye took his hand away, looked at the stunned expression of the person in front of him, and couldn't help laughing: "Are you angry?"

Song Jianchu blinked.

He regained his calm expression, his ears were red, and he looked at the playground in the distance pretending to be natural: "No."

After visiting the campus list, Director Zhang waved his hand and said, "I'll show you the school again. The campus is a bit big. If you don't go shopping today, you won't have time to look at it when you're busy."

Bai Xingyu: "Okay, thanks for your hard work."

Director Zhang cheerfully said: "It's fine to let Jianchu introduce you. The school hasn't changed much in the past two years, and he's familiar with it."

Song Jianchu just wanted to get away from this list as soon as possible, and quickly walked ahead to lead the way. Mu Ye looked at his back and couldn't help laughing, and also quickly followed.

When walking around the campus, Pei Shinian walked up to Song Jianchu, and couldn't help laughing: "Jianchu, were you really like the one in the photo?"

Song Jianchu had no expression on his face: "What kind?"

"You look so obedient?" Pei Shinian exclaimed, "You looked too obedient before, and you are completely different from now."

Song Jianchu said softly, "Who am I now?"

Pei Shinian turned his head to observe for two seconds, and said honestly, "Right now, it looks like a big devil."

Song Jianchu: "."

"What I mean is that you are more suitable to be a leader now. A leader must not be angry and assertive, so that he can control people." Xiao Pei, an expert in the workplace, just learned from Bai Lianhua in the workplace, and sells what he learns, and smiled kindly : "Like my brother, he is not suitable to be a leader. He has a too good temper and responds to requests. He is the easiest to be bullied in the workplace."

"Indeed." Mu Ye smiled shyly beside him: "Fortunately, the leader likes me and treats me well, and I will also behave well this time."

Song Jianchu's eyes froze: "..."

Pei Shinian: "?"

Why was he cut off by his brother again?

【Losing again every year】

[Silly Niannian, give up.If you have to be half a monster, you won’t be able to wash more than 1000 potatoes in the back kitchen in the last issue]

Pei Shinian reflected in distress on where he lost just now.

Song Jianchu began to introduce the school.

"In front is the first cafeteria, which is unpalatable and expensive. Further forward is the faculty cafeteria and the second cafeteria. It is more expensive to eat."

"The facilities in the swimming pool are fairly standard, and the entrance fee is twice the market price."

"The gymnasium, the best middle school gymnasium in the city, has an indoor tennis court. It is open for free all day except on holidays. It is the only place I miss."

"Student dormitories include double rooms and quadruple rooms. Double rooms are of a four-star hotel standard, and the conditions are much better than ordinary middle school dormitories. The annual cost of double rooms is very high. Students with ordinary family conditions don't have to think about it, and they can't afford it at all."

[What a ruthless man, complaining about his alma mater is merciless]

[As expected of a noble middle school, money is used everywhere]

[Simply put: this is a school that is hard to finish without money]

[Save, the senior is so sharp!But it really spoke out the aspirations of us ordinary students (tears)

[My parents can earn tens of thousands a month, but I don’t even dare to think about a double dormitory]

[Tired of talking, Hongyu is the paradise for those rich second-generation dudes...]

Director Zhang: "...hahaha, Jianchu is right. These are some problems that have always existed in our school and need to be improved."

Looking at the back of the boy leading the way in front of him, Mu Ye's smile deepened.

Finally, when we reached the teaching building of the high school, Song Jianchu stopped: "This is the teaching building of the high school, there are three ABC buildings, and these are the main functional areas of the campus."

After walking around for more than half an hour, Bai Xingyu said with emotion: "Your school is really big."

Pei Shinian was a little tired from walking, so he took off his hat to fan the wind, and added: "This is about the same as our university."

Mu Ye: "Luxury."

[Ha ha ha ha, you evildoer, don't act like you haven't seen the world! 】

【No. [-] Brother in the Music Industry·Envy】

Since Song Jianchu was asked to introduce the campus, the principal has sent dozens of messages to Director Zhang, all to the effect of asking this outstanding graduate to show mercy.

Director Zhang didn't return, walked to the front of the teaching building and said with a smile: "After visiting the campus, teachers, please come with me. Let's do a small test to see everyone's middle school knowledge level and determine your positions in the next five days." post."

The members were brought into the pre-prepared examination room, and the examination numbers and admission tickets were already pasted on the table, giving them the illusion of being reborn in middle school.

Next to Mu Ye's seat was Song Jianchu.

He sat down lazily, looked at the calm-looking examinee next to him, assumed the role, and smiled: "Student Song's grades must be very good, I envy you."

Song Jianchu turned his head and was stunned for two seconds.

Sitting in the classroom with the idol for the exam, the fans also felt a little miraculous, and couldn't help but look at it a few more times.

But the idol is now his lover.

Looking at him, the nurturing lover slightly narrowed his long and narrow eyes, and secretly gave him a look that seemed to be flirting and bribery, to the effect: "God of learning, please take care of me later."

Song Jianchu turned his face away naturally, and answered with broken eyes: rely on yourself.

Mu Ye: "."

Bai Xingyu turned his head in front and taunted ruthlessly: "Old Mu, I remember that your academic performance was not very good before, right?"

"Want to hurt each other with me?" Mu Ye put his elbows back on the back of the chair, raised his long legs loosely, and said lightly, "Don't worry, you are better than you with only your left brain."

"Hehe." Bai Xingyu: "Today I will open your eyes and let you know what is strong."

Mu Ye: "Oh, come on."

Pei Shinian was in a bad mood, lying on the table with his head in his arms and wearing a pain mask: "Help me, I thought I would never have to take exams again in my life. After finally escaping the potato hell, is this falling into the exam hell again?" ?”

[Public execution of scumbag idols]

[Don't be afraid, we all know your level, if you don't expect too much, you won't be disappointed]

【take an exam! !Director Zhang gave them a test! ! ! 】

Director Zhang distributed the test papers, and the three-hour comprehensive subject test officially started.

Director Zhang unscrewed the thermos cup and sat in the proctor seat in front: "The multiple-choice questions and major questions are all answered on the answer sheet. If you have any questions, raise your hand to explain, and you can start writing."

Pei Shinian took a look at the test paper. It has been four years since he graduated from high school, and the middle school knowledge has long been returned to the school. The questions on the test paper seem to be all the bibles he learned in his previous life.

Pei Shinian scratched his face, gave up quickly, bit his pen and began to look around boredly.

Lu Shen and Bai Xingyu started working on the test papers seriously.Lu Shen started with science and solved problems fluently, while Bai Xingyu started with liberal arts.

Pei Shinian glanced back again, Mu Ye lazily propped up his face, and started writing English composition carelessly.

Pei Shinian was about to turn his head when suddenly there was a clatter of pages turning in the classroom.

"?"

Everyone paused at the same time, and looked at the candidates in the back row together.

Song Jianchu had already finished the multiple-choice questions on the first side of the test paper, and began to work on the second side of the test paper with a concentrated expression. He quickly calculated on the draft paper with a pen, and did a few more multiple-choice questions in the blink of an eye. Exam robot.

Pei Shinian was dumbfounded: "Damn it, have you memorized the answer?"

"We see that the sword of our first classmate is not old." Director Zhang nodded with satisfaction, and smiled: "Okay, everyone turn your head away, don't be influenced by him, and concentrate on answering your own questions."

Everyone: "..."

[Is this the human problem-solving speed? ? ? 】

[Fuck... this kid is really a god of learning]

【Great! !Son is excellent!Mom proud! ! 】

[Surprised, is the topic too simple? ? 】

[I remember that Lu Yingdi was also a god of learning back then, he only did half of the first side...]

The test lasts for one hour and 15 minutes.

Pei Shinian was already fast asleep when he suddenly heard the soft sound of putting down a pen behind him.

Pei Shinian opened his eyes in doubt, and slowly turned around: "?"

The examinee in the back seat picked up the test paper and got up, walked through the passage between the desks, and walked to the front to hand in the paper under the silent gaze of everyone.

【? ? ? 】

[Ah this?finished? ? 】

[Harm, nothing.I also handed in the paper so early, when the question was too difficult to give up the treatment]

[No matter how many points he gets in the end, I will kneel down at this problem-solving speed]

Director Zhang glanced at the test paper and nodded: "The speed of solving the questions can be maintained, please sit in the classroom for a while and wait for other candidates."

Song Jianchu returned to his seat and began to sleep on the table.

This examinee not only answered the questions quickly, but also fell asleep very quickly, even surpassing the students in the front row, and soon began to breathe longer.

Other candidates: "..."

[Hahaha, brother of the devil king can do it, the perfect combination of the god of learning in the examination room and the god of sleep in the examination room]

【Distressed for Niannian, the last shot was also taken away. 】

The Sleeping God figure in the examination room that Pei Shinian was able to grasp was also robbed.

He sat up straight with a wooden face, staring blankly at the clock counting the time above the blackboard.

The exam time passed quickly, and it was time to collect papers in a blink of an eye.

Director Zhang got up and clapped his hands: "Okay, stop writing. See Chu, help me collect the answer sheet."

Song Jianchu got up, and collected from the back to the front, taking away Pei Shinian first except for the answer sheets that were basically blank.

Pei Shinian asked in a low voice, "The correct answer is C. Are there many options?"

Song Jianchu: "Not many."

Pei Shinian: "."

[Ha ha ha ha every year, what are you doing! 】

[Won't you leave work early in this issue every year? 】

【There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up】

Lu Shen put down his pen, handed the answer sheet to Song Jianchu, and pressed the space between his eyebrows.

It's been almost ten years since I left school, and I haven't had an exam for a long time. The former student god also has a little headache.

Bai Xingyu quickly finished the finale of the English composition, put down the pen in a panic, handed in the answer sheet, and shook his sore hands: "Damn, are you so tired from the exam?"

Song Jianchu walked to the desk of the last candidate. Every time in an exam, there was always one candidate who would not put down his pen until the last moment before handing in the paper.

Mu Ye was still checking the results of the multiple-choice questions, his brows slightly frowned.

"The paper is handed in." Song Jianchu put his hand on the corner of the answer sheet and tugged it slightly.

Mu Ye pressed the answer sheet: "Ten seconds."

【Teacher Mu, it's not good for you to be like this】

[Hurry up and hand in the paper! ! 】

【As if I saw myself】

The scumbag who handed in the blank paper turned around and made trouble: "Brother, hand in the paper quickly, don't struggle. They are all art students, there is no shame in having a specialization in art."

Bai Xingyu sat sideways and taunted: "Hurry up and hand it in, you won't pass me if you count the extra sums."

It was the first time seeing this person so serious, Song Jianchu was a little amused, and slightly curled the corner of his mouth.

Song Jianchu reminded: "It's time."

Director Zhang: "Hurry up and hand in the paper, don't write."

Song Jianchu took out the answer sheet again, half of his hand suddenly felt hot.

Mu Ye blatantly held his hand directly on the test paper, and quickly corrected the answer with the other hand: "Right away."

【! ! ! ! 】

[Is this flirting!This is flirting! ! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah】

[Don't close the scroll, you just lead me like this! ! 】

【Son, hold on tight, don't move! 】

Bai Xingyu hissed: "Old Mu, do you want to be ashamed? Don't worry about seeing the first time, just draw the paper!"

Pei Shinian poked his head: "Damn! Brother, you are cheating! If verbal bribery doesn't work, why don't you engage in physical bribery?"

Lu Shen sneered mockingly.

Song Jianchu felt the strength of squeezing his fingers tightly, and kept the movement of reaching out to stay in place.

After a few seconds, his hand regained its freedom, half numb from the grip.

Mu Ye let out a breath, handed over the answer sheet, raised his head and smiled at the person collecting the papers: "Did I correct it?"

Pei Shinian couldn't sit still anymore, and pointed at his brother to sue: "Director, did you hear that? He corrects the answers before the exam is over! Points deducted!"

【No. [-] Music Brother Shameless】

[Public male sex bribery!Points deducted! ! 】

【Hee hee, I love this show】

[It's a pity, evildoer, you are on the wrong occasion, how could the demon king Xueshen violate the discipline of the examination room haha]

I'm recording a variety show, not a serious exam.Director Zhang just watched with a smile while drinking hot water, but didn't care.

Song Jianchu calmly took away the answer sheet, and accidentally exchanged a glance with the expectant person.

When a man asks for others, he looks more like a monster, with the corners of his lips slightly raised, and his smile is seductive and ambiguous.

Song Jianchu calmly withdrew his gaze, turned around and handed in the answer sheet.

"Hahahaha." Pei Shinian felt relieved, and sneered, "Isn't it easy! Our leader is the most upright, bro, even if you physically bribe him, it's useless!"

"Really." Mu Ye sighed lightly, and put on the cap of his pen regretfully.

It's as if the signal is delayed.

The person who took a step forward said in a low voice, "Yes."

Pei Shinian: "."