First Love Performance Art [Entertainment]

Zero o'clock on September 25th.

Pei Shinian lay on the bed and kept an eye on the time. With his thumb down, he clicked and sent the prepared [-]-character birthday card to his brother.

Pei Shinian is a sentimental person, and he has a brother-control complex.

As a big senior in the industry, Mu Ye has always been his most admired big brother.

Even if his brother has a partner, it doesn't prevent him from being friends with his brother.

But obviously his brother didn't think so.

After waiting for two hours with the game on, during the intermission, Pei Shinian opened a can of Otaku Happy Water and picked up his phone to have a look.

Under the sincere long-winded birthday wishes, there is still a blank space.

Pei Shinian: "...Damn."

Pei Shinian leaned on the gaming chair and cut out the chat box with Mu Ye, and sent a complaint to another brother who was closest to him from now on.

[Pei Shinian: Brother Xing, let me tell you, Brother Ye has changed! 】

[Pei Shinian: When you have a partner, forget about your brother. How long have you known Jianchu?How long have you known me?He actually ignored his brother when he had a date?Is there any reason? 】

Another "brother" replied slowly after 10 minutes.

【Your Lord Bai:...】

【Your Lord Bai: [wiping sweat]】

[Your Bai Ye: Are you a bit promising?Take care of yourself, you are still a virgin at such an age, if you don't lose it, I will shame you [wiping sweat]]

Pei Shinian was still in the game, so he took the time to poke the screen and glance at the reply from his "brother".

After entering the final round, Pei Shinian didn't have time to reply. He looked back at the game screen and micked his teammates: "Old Qin, throw me some medicine... My god, when did you get cold? You little trash."

Qin Fang was smashed into a wooden box by a sniper a few seconds ago, yawning and cursing: "Fuck, I was so sleepy just now, I accidentally showed my head. Don't sleep and play, you can do it yourself."

Pei Shinian lay down under the window and licked the box with tears in his eyes. He was stunned: "What time is it? When did you become an elderly person?"

"My girlfriend won't let me stay up late." Qin Fang smiled smugly, and said flatteringly, "I'm going to sleep with her on voice."

Sleeping and even the voice?Do you hear the other person snore?

Tsk, why do these people fall in love more and more crookedly than the other...

Pei Shinian expressionlessly took out his teammates' urns, and said speechlessly, "Oh, get out."

Internet Addiction Idol's game account is too famous, it is inconvenient to form a team with passers-by, and usually can only hack with friends in the circle.

Without his teammates, Pei Shinian carried the AKM to the finals alone, was beaten into a sieve by the full team of high-players, and walked away peacefully.

"……day."

Pei Shinian grabbed the Coke cup and took a big gulp of Coke, his mood refreshed for two seconds with the tingle of happiness on his tongue, and soon returned to inexplicable depression.

Raising his legs on the computer table full of snacks, he leaned back, picked up his phone, and replied to the ridicule from his next "brother".

[Pei Shinian: What's wrong with being a virgin? ?Which little girl did the virgin harm? ? ? 】

[Pei Shinian: Being responsible for yourself these days and being ridiculed? 】

[Pei Shinian: Stop pretending, showdown, I just like being a virgin [smile]]

【Your Bai Ye: [White Eyes]】

Pei Shinian raised one eyebrow, and continued to write a small essay in the input box quickly: [You all forgot the fact that as long as you are a virgin at the age of 30, you can become a magician. the Muggles——]

Just click send, a red exclamation point pops up.

The next "brother" blocked him.

Pei Shinian: "."

Pei Shinian was silent for two seconds, then cut to Lu Shen crackling and complaining: [Brother Lu, you are the only one left for me!Brother Xing actually blocked me——]

Another red exclamation point popped up.

"..."

He had been kicked in the head by a donkey to forget that these two were an even more shameless couple.

Turning off the computer with a dark face, Pei Shinian sighed, and flung himself on the bed with his mobile phone.On a rare day off, it would be too wasteful not to stay up until dawn, so he opened the mobile game version of Eat Chicken, intending to look through the friend list to see if there is anyone who is online and hack together.

Just cut into the game, a team invitation popped up.

【J1111 invites you to form a team】

Who is this?

Pei Shinian stared at this strange nickname, but couldn't think of it for a while.

whoever he is.

Those who can send invitations must be known in the circle, and it would be nice to have someone to play with in the middle of the night.

And this person's rank is quite high.

Pei Shinian accepted, turned over and leaned against the three piled pillows, and opened the microphone lazily with his legs crossed: "Hello buddy, double row?"

After waiting for a while, the other party did not make a sound.

Pei Shinian thought about it, it was so late, maybe it was because someone was sleeping next to him and it was inconvenient to turn on the microphone.

After all, he seems to be the only single dog living alone in the world recently.

He lowered his voice: "It's not convenient to turn on the microphone? Then just turn it on, and hit two casually."

He clicked ready, and the other party switched to duo mode and started the game.

Pei Shinian was a bit talkative when he played games, and he felt uncomfortable when he said something.

"Brother J." Pei Shinian took a lollipop in his mouth, pressed his fingers on the skydiving point marked on the screen, and said casually, "If you're a man, why don't you jump into the airport with me?"

Brother J still didn't make a sound, but clicked to follow.

Pei Shinian wrapped himself in a sugar ball and said vaguely, "Bang Liang, Brother J is indeed a real man."

The airport is a battleground on the game map, and the battle here is even more tragic for high-level players at this level. If the landing is not good, it will land in a box in minutes.

The two landed on the roof of the airport building, which is suitable for grabbing supplies. They both operated very quickly and did not waste time on parachute landing.

After landing, the two immediately separated to pick up supplies, and the sound of fighting gunfire sounded around them, and bullets fell to their side from time to time.

Brother J sent a voice packet, and Geng's strong female voice said, "There is danger ahead!"

"I see." Pei Shinian picked up a mini 14 sniper rifle and a quadruple mirror on the roof, and ran to the back of the bunker, holding the sugar ball to one side of his cheek: "There are two on the opposite roof, and they are hidden behind the window on the third floor." One. I have a sniper, Brother J, you cover me—"

Before the words fell, there was a clear and transparent high-end gunshot, and a killing banner popped up in the game.

[Your teammate J1111 hit the head with a 98K sniper rifle and knocked down the old girl Pain Pain]

Pei Shinian: "Brother J is awesome."

Pei Shinian turned on the scope and ran towards the roof to help the players of his teammates.

Before firing, there was another gunshot behind the bunker next to him.

[Your teammate J1111 hit the head with a 98K sniper rifle and eliminated me, I will only feel sorry for my brother]

A green light appeared from the head of the small figure on the top of the opposite building, and fell to the ground in response.

Still a young couple.

Pei Shinian raised his eyebrows.

The appreciation between men is very simple, and strength is the key to friendship.Witnessing this handsome combo, Pei Shinian's affection for this dumb teammate immediately soared.

Pei Shinian shook his toes, and while shifting positions, he joked in a very straightforward way: "Brother J, do you lack a gay friend? My brother's heart is moving."

Brother J was very cold and silent, and after finishing the solution, he went downstairs to search for supplies with a sniper rifle on his back, leaving only a neat back in a black windbreaker.

Not to be outdone, Pei Shinian went into the building and found a window, set up a gun and opened the mirror, and shot Lao Yin Bijiu, who had been hiding in the building with a hidden gun, to headshot him a few times.

Before the opponent's teammate could help him, Pei Shinian jumped out of the window and went downstairs, ran to the third floor opposite to kill him, found his teammate who was hiding in another room, and rushed in to kill him with a gun.

He cleared a few people around in the building, and Brother J settled a few more outside.

All the enemies at the airport were wiped out, and the scene returned to silence.

It is a kind of enjoyment to play in duos with a master who matches his strength. Pei Shinian thought that in the future, Qin Fang would have more time to play with this person if he had no time.

The vicious circle shrunk to outside the airport, Pei Shinian was not in a hurry, he licked the box slowly, and said casually: "Brother J, don't worry, brother is single based on his strength, so he won't hold you back. What's so good about falling in love? I have nothing to do with you." Like a human being. Ordinary people are superficial, and these days, single people are superior people, and having a partner will only affect the speed of my shooting."

Anyway, I don't know who it is. Pei Shinian has recently been attacked by too many dog ​​food from all directions, and he couldn't help but complain to himself.

After complaining, he left the loneliness in his heart that he didn't want to face up to, and ran out of the airport to find a car.

A sonorous and powerful female voice suddenly sounded in the team's voice: "Well played!"

Pei Shinian found a tandem motorcycle and stepped on it. He raised his eyes and glanced at the indifferent nickname, accompanied by a female voice package, he felt inexplicably happy.Pei Shinian was amused: "I like sweet-talking brothers. Come get in the car, if you're brothers, we'll eat chicken together!"

I lined up with brother J until dawn, and the two teamed up and ate several handfuls of chicken.

After graduating from high school, Pei Shinian made his debut. He hadn't had such a good time in a long time. After staying up all night, he still couldn't get enough of it. He sat on the bed full of energy and didn't feel sleepy at all.

Brother J almost stopped sending voice packets at the back, maybe he was too sleepy long ago, but he was too embarrassing to do so.

Pei Shinian was too embarrassed to continue to drag him through his life, so he made an appointment to play together next time, thinking about the excitement just now, and played the game.

He just finished filming, and his agent hasn't arranged for him to make an announcement these days.

As a patient with severe mobile phone disease, Pei Shinian never left his mobile phone while washing his face and brushing his teeth. His pajama pants hung sloppily on his calf, and he checked WeChat casually with his toothbrush in his mouth.

Mu Ye replied with his birthday wishes.

[MY: Thank you, invite them to come to my house for dinner tonight. 】

After a night of enjoyable game experience, the slight sadness that was not answered in seconds was completely healed.

Pei Shinian forgave the big brother who forgot his brother when he saw sex, and replied in seconds: [okkk, I asked a friend to help me get a few bottles of good wine a few days ago, and I will bring them there tonight]

Bai Xingyu got up early in the morning to practice, and also sent him a WeChat reply: [Wrong order.You're right, it's not your fault that you can't find a partner, I'm also responsible as a brother. 】

Can I click into the blacklist if I make a mistake?

Pei Shinian smiled angrily.

But being able to be coaxed by Master Bai, Brother Lu didn't get that kind of treatment, which shows that he, Pei Shinian, is also a character.

Pei Shinian chose to forgive.

[Pei Shinian: It's nice to be alone, brother, don't worry about it.Brother Ye said to go to his house for a drink at night, are you two free? 】

[Your Bai Ye: I have freed up today, and I have to accompany Lugou to the hospital during the day. 】

[Pei Shinian: Brother Lu is sick? 】

[Your Master Bai: A little bump. 】

[Pei Shinian: ...you hit him again? 】

[Your Lord Bai: I fucking kicked me lightly last night, and the dog touched me early in the morning! 】

【Pei Shinian:...】

With your slight kick, the telegraph poles have to be broken, right?

[Pei Shinian: ...Take him there quickly, don't delay [wiping sweat]]

After receiving the replies from my brothers, the sun outside the window brightened in an instant.

Thinking about the night's drinking party, Pei Shinian rinsed his mouth and wiped his face, lay back on the bed and rode on his cute sister's animation pillow, and comfortably brushed Moments to help him sleep.

Goddess Kun Yu'an updated her circle of friends: [Brother makes breakfast [心]]

elder brother?Where does the goddess come from?

I've never heard of Kun Yu'an having a brother.

Pei Shinian held the phone blankly, and the corners of his mouth, which were slightly raised happily, gradually straightened.

Damn, even his goddess is out of order...

He only added WeChat, but he still hasn't asked for the goddess' phone number...Which shameless move is so fast?

Pei Shinian reluctantly clicked to open the photo.

The man's back looks familiar, his sharp jawline and side face reveal an unapproachable indifference. He is wearing gray home clothes and frying eggs at the kitchen counter.Although he didn't show his face, but judging from his body shape and temperament, he knew that he must look good. He seemed to be taller than him, and his arms and chest muscles were better trained than him.

The goddess likes this style?

Pei Shinian touched his chest muscles regretfully, if he had known about it, he would have strengthened it...

As a loyal hidden fan of the house goddess, Pei Shinian felt a little sour in his heart. He turned his gaze and inadvertently settled on the back of his hand propped by the marble kitchen counter in the photo.

The next second, he sat up suddenly from the bed.

"Depend on!"

The one surnamed Jing actually met his goddess? !

All day long, he only put on a dirty face and mocked, why should he? ?

Pei Shinian took a deep breath, and a strong toothache came leisurely.

Pei Shinian was very unwilling and heartbroken.

He had never felt this way in his life, as if he saw a delicate campanula being eaten by a donkey.

The Goddess must have been deceived by this man's illusion!

What's so good about this cold, heartless man with a poisonous tongue?He saw with his own eyes that the surname Jing scolded a young girl who had just acted in a play, and almost scolded him, an old man, several times.

The heroism made Pei Shinian's blood boil. He decisively picked up his mobile phone, clicked on Kun Yu'an's WeChat, and bravely initiated their first conversation after adding WeChat.

[Pei Shinian: Yu'an, good morning. 】

[Kun Yu'an: Good morning brother Nian! 】

Straight men don't understand detours, so Pei Shinian asked directly: [I heard you're in a relationship? 】

After asking, Pei Shinian stared at the phone nervously.

[Kun Yu'an: Haha, yes. 】

Pei Shinian: "......"

That night, at Mu Ye's birthday party, it was rare for the five of them to gather together.

Song Jianchu found that Pei Shinian was in a state of mourning, without a smile on his face, and had been drinking heavily.

"Are you okay?" Song Jianchu sat down and asked worriedly.

Pei Shinian sighed, shook his head, and took another sip of his wine.

Bai Xingyu glanced at it: "Why, the game has been banned?"

Pei Shinian: "No."

Bai Xingyu: "Then you are frowning."

Mu Ye took Pei Shinian's wine glass, poured him a drink, and thought for a while: "Aren't you happy that I was born?"

Pei Shinian: "...No. I suddenly feel sad for a while."

It is rare for Lu Shen to take the initiative to care: "What are you sad about?"

Pei Shinian waved his hands melancholy: "Don't talk to me, just play with you."

Mu Ye looked at him worriedly, and comforted him gently: "Don't be too sad."

Pei Shinian forced a smile: "I'm really fine."

Mu Ye nodded.

"Chu Chu, come here." Mu Ye patted the chair beside him and called Song Jianchu back.

Song Jianchu hesitated and got up: "Oh."

Everyone continued to drink and chat, and no one paid him any attention.

Pei Shinian: "..."

So fucking real.

Pei Shinian was sitting alone in a corner holding a wine bottle, looking at the two couples in front of him, lowering his head, Mint took the opportunity to eat the shrimp on his plate.

Pei Shinian: "..."

At this moment, Pei Shinian suddenly felt that he was the poorest single dog in the world.

After a few bottles of booze, Pei Shinian lay down on the table drunk, still puzzled.

What's so good about the one surnamed Jing?What did the Goddess see in him?

Look at his stinky face?It looks like he can't speak human language?

Apart from being a little taller and having a better figure than him, the one named Jing is better than him in any way? ?

Pei Shinian was depressed until the end of the party. Mu Ye and Song Jianchu were about to rest. Bai Xingyu walked out holding his arm, and looked at him suspiciously: "Hey, are you okay? Do you want to stay at my place overnight? ?”

Lu Shen said in a disgusted tone, "Don't worry."

"Brother..." Pei Shinian lowered his head.

Bai Xingyu responded perfunctorily.

"I'm broken in love." Pei Shinian muttered in a low voice, sucking his nose sadly.

"What?" Bai Xingyu didn't hear clearly: "Say it again?"

Lu Shen: "He said he was broken in love."

"This silly boy." Bai Xingyu didn't take it seriously, "I'm so drunk that I'm talking in my sleep."

"I want..." Pei Shinian narrowed his eyes and said unwillingly, "I want to get out of the order!"

Lu Shen sneered.

Pei Shinian: "I want to dig a corner!"

Pei Shinian finally figured it out, he must not let the goddess fall into the hands of bad men!Let him save his goddess!

"Okay, dig." Bai Xingyu lazily dealt with the drunk: "You uninstall the game first."

Pei Shinian was a little bit reluctant again: "Can't you not unload it?"

"Which decent little girl can stand her boyfriend being addicted to games every day." Bai Xingyu said: "Games and girlfriends, you choose."

If it was another girl, Pei Shinian would definitely choose the game.The game is so fun, how can a girl be more fun than the game?

But, but that's an otaku goddess.

Pei Shinian hesitated all the way, and was sent home by Bai Xingyu, lying on the bed still hesitating.

The wine was blown awake by the wind, Pei Shinian lay on the pillow, picked up the phone with a drunken blushing face, clicked into the game habitually, decided to play while thinking, maybe this is the last few games he can let go of .

Holding on to his confused consciousness, he scrolled through the game friend list, and found that Brother J, the god teammate he met last night, was idle.

Thinking that he was about to bid farewell to the game just after he found his soul teammate, Pei Shinian felt even more uncomfortable.

He just sent an invitation to form a team, and Brother J joined the team in seconds.

"Good evening, Brother J." Pei Shinian greeted him in a hoarse voice while lying on the pillow.

Brother J still did not turn on the microphone, and typed a reply: Good evening.

Pei Shinian's breathing was heavy, and he said lazily, "Brother J, I drank some wine, so I may not be stable."

Brother J: Yes.

Witnessing the awesome operation in the game, Brother J still looks handsome even if he is aloof.

It's completely different from some people who only pretend to be superficial.

Do girls like boys who can pretend?

Looking at the silent but reliable new comrade-in-arms in the game interface, Pei Shinian became depressed again.

It would be nice if the goddess also likes to play games.

In reality, he has little experience in picking up girls, so he may not be able to pretend to be Jing.

But with the game skills he has honed over the years, isn't it a matter of minutes to pretend to be aggressive in the game?

After drinking, his body became heavy. Pei Shinian was too lazy to skydive, so he clicked to follow: "Take me to fly, Brother J, I'm depending on you tonight, let me lie down."

The man in the black windbreaker took his character out of the parachute silently, taking care of him as a waste now, and didn't take him into the Rush Zone, and set his goal in a wild area far away from crowded places.

Pei Shinian pressed his face against the pillow, his mind was numb: "Brother J, can't you turn on the microphone?"

"I forgot to ask yesterday, who are you?"

"You know who I am, right? The most handsome guy in the galaxy, has Pei Shinian heard of it?"

"Why don't you talk? Don't be shy, brother."

"Don't worry, I'm straight. I was joking with you yesterday. I don't care about gays."

Teammates' voices remain silent for a long time.

People who drink too much are stupid, and Pei Shinian skydives with him, and he has nothing to do without the controller.Thinking that there was a problem with the communication method, Pei Shinian began to frantically poke at the voice packets, trying to communicate with Brother J on an equal basis in the same way.

The heroic female voice began to ring out in the voice loop of the team.

"Please turn on the microphone to communicate!"

"Please turn on the microphone to communicate!"

"Please turn on the microphone to communicate!"

In a series of mentally handicapped and stupid "please turn on the microphone to communicate", brother J's flying figure trembled as if encountering an air current.

Finally, he landed safely with the drunkard who was playing drunk with his umbrella.

Pei Shinian thought it was interesting, so he was still driving Mishale.

Drunkards just light up for fun, entertain themselves, and don't really force others to turn on the mic.

After landing, the team's voice suddenly appeared a little noise with human voice.

"...brother, did you see a blue envelope?"

Pei Shinian just ran into the small house in the wild area, physically disabled, and was using his muddy brain and the inertia of years of playing games to collect resources.

Hearing a faint voice, he stood at the door and stopped abruptly.

"???"

Wait, the voice just now... Brother J is a girl?

Before he could stop doubting his ears, the voice in the team sounded more clearly: "...Ah, no need, Mom found it."

"!!!!!!"

Hearing this familiar sweet voice thoroughly, Pei Shinian's game character was struck by lightning as he stood in front of the desolate little house.

Brother J...

Is it a goddess? ? ? ! !

With this realization, Pei Shinian turned around slowly, and looked at his comrade who was running towards him in a domineering black third-level haircut not far away.

With a shake of his hand, he was half sober in an instant.

Pei Shinian sat up startled in his dying illness, grabbed his hair and began to recall.

Oh shit.Damn... damn it!

and many more……

What was he pushing for just now?