return me fierce A pheromone

When Xu Wei woke up from the cold bench in the police station, his whole body was sore, his head was groggy, and his nose was still not breathing, as if he had caught a cold.

He took out his phone from his pocket to check if there were any missed calls, but the phone was out of battery, and only his face was reflected on the black mirror-like screen.

"Are you awake? Do you want some hot water?" Seeing Xu Wei woke up, Xiao Zhang, the policeman, brought a glass of water over, "You are also ruthless, you didn't write a self-criticism yesterday, you didn't go home at night, and your parents didn't call you." Call and ask?"

Xu Wei was already a little annoyed at getting up, but when he heard this, his face became even more stinky.

He kept silent, staring at the water that the police handed him, unable to say thank you for a long time.

Xiao Zhang also realized something.

It's the second day, and all the comrades in the institute are at work. The parents are not in a hurry if the child doesn't come home all night. This is enough to explain a lot of problems.Even if the parents are not at home on a business trip, it is not a problem for the child to be alone every day...

Of course, Xiao Zhang knew that for adolescent children, it would be worse if they asked a lot of things. He thought about what he learned yesterday, and the child didn't intend to fight, so he sighed: "Well, I won't let you invite parents. , you just write a self-criticism and let you go when you're done, shall we?"

"Do you still want to write? I have been detained all night..." Xu Wei also knew that the police comrades had good intentions, but he just wrote the self-criticism under the name of Jiang Yanbai, and he felt a little awkward.

"Detention? I'm really detaining you. You should go there and stay there. You kid thinks the police station is a hotel." Xiao Zhang patted Xu Wei on the shoulder, "Write quickly, and ask your teacher to take you away later."

"..." He just said that he would let him go after finishing writing.

Xu Wei stared at the police officer Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Zhang: "Why are you still not convinced?"

"Ah!" Xu Wei sneezed.

Xiao Zhang: "..."

It wasn't the first time that Xu Wei entered the police station because of a fight. To be honest, the policeman this time was pretty good. If he changed to a more serious one, Xu Wei was more than just being criticized and educated.

People have talked about this, and Xu Wei is too embarrassed to take Joe again.

He found an empty table, lay lazily on the table, and began to think about how to write.

Xu Wei wrote a lot of reviews, and also ghost-written for Zhang Nan and Qin Chaoyan, but this kind of review experience was the first time.

Headache.My whole body hurts.

I don't know whether it was caused by this review, or because I fell asleep last night.

Xu Wei clicked his tongue, picked up a pen and wrote a line of wild and unrestrained cursive——

"My name is Jiang Yanbai, and I'm a piece of trash."

At the same time, Jiang Yanbai's face appeared in Xu Wei's mind.

The last time I saw him was yesterday, in the office.At that time, he had just finished betting with someone, and immediately ran to Lao Li to ask about the situation.Originally, the candidate for the student representative speech would not be officially notified until after the exam was divided into classes. Xu Wei couldn't wait, so he asked in advance.

In the office, as soon as he walked in, before he even had time to speak, he saw a class teacher talking to Jiang Yanbai, talking about the speech.

Jiang Yanbai was standing next to the window, and the sunlight shone on him through the window, making him seem to be glowing in a trance.

Xu Wei looked a little dazzling.

He didn't go in again, he already knew the answer.

In fact, I shouldn't have expected it, and no one wanted to hear him speak...

Xu Wei laughed at himself, and when he turned to leave, he glanced at the row of flowerpots at the door of the office, and the wilted bluegrass was quite similar to himself.

There are still two classes in the afternoon... skip it...

In the examination room or something, I don’t want to know that I’m sitting behind that person...

It doesn't matter whether you go to see it or not, you don't know if you go to the exam...

No matter who sits behind the exam, I don't feel good about it...

Maybe Jiang Yanbai flashed through his mind a few times. When passing by the window, Xu Wei inadvertently turned his head and looked in.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yanbai by the window raised his head at this moment.

The line of sight crossed for an instant, and then separated for an instant.

Xu Wei snorted and walked away quickly.

Xu Wei recalled the feeling at that time, and snorted again: "Fuck, you're so fucking hypocritical."

He scratched his hair angrily, and then brushed a few strokes to cross out the line of writing.

Xu Wei, Xu Wei, if you are not convinced, just compare, there is no need to vent your anger on others.

And the fight was fought by you yourself, Jiang Yanbai was the one who took the blame for you. Although you were implicated, you obviously wanted to fight at that time...

It's not right to swear, how can you swear behind your back, if you want to swear, just swear in front of you!

After crossing out this line, Xu Wei felt much less stressed, and then fell into a new struggle.

How should I write this review...

He became even more irritable, and his green hair was turning into weeds.

After a while, he started to write again, frowning, with a serious face, as serious as taking an exam.

After finishing the [-]-word lyrical essay, Xu Wei felt that he was going to collapse, as if the extreme synaesthesia even took his body out of strength.

He lay faceless on the table, silently enduring the soreness of his muscles.

The chin was pressed against the review paper, so those words became an enlarged version, and the effect was infinitely enhanced.Xu Wei's teeth became sore all of a sudden, so sore that he felt hot and uncomfortable all over.

Is it so powerful to sleep on a bench overnight?And it wasn't cool last night, why did it look like I had a cold?

Xu Wei was too uncomfortable, and his mood was extra irritable.

Especially since he just wrote the most eye-catching words in his life, he really wanted to get violent and find someone to fight again.

"Finish?" The policeman Xiao Zhang noticed Xu Wei's movement, and walked over, "There's a lot of writing, come and show me."

He reaches for it.

Xu Wei suddenly pressed down on the review with a snap, and his reaction was almost instinctive, which startled Xiao Zhang.

"Yeah." Xu Wei sat up, and the whole person suddenly became vigilant.

"Then give it to me." Xiao Zhang didn't know what Xu Wei was messing with again, the puberty kid didn't know what he was thinking all day long, and his temper was so weird.

"Review, it's Jiang Yanbai's." Xu Wei met the police officer Xiao Zhang's eyes, and his cheeks burned slightly.His voice was stiff, as if he was trying to emphasize it.

"I know, yours." Xiao Zhang nodded, "Are you still covering it?"

"..." Xu Wei knew that he couldn't hide, he gritted his teeth, and finally let the review go.

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be quite narcissistic." Xiao Zhang only read a few lines before being amused by the content of the review, "Who would write a review like this?"

"..." After looking at it, Xu Wei was already numb, and his face was no longer burning.

He thought about using Jiang Yanbai's name to write a self-criticism, and what he did was not authentic. It would be even worse if he scolded the other party in a strange way.

The [-]-word self-criticism was unexpectedly written by Xu Wei as an embarrassingly exaggerated composition.The whole article is full of how handsome and popular "I" is, and it's not my fault that people are staring at me. I didn't return to the theme until the last hundred words, shouting the slogan of harmony and love.

If this was an exam composition, Xu Wei would definitely score zero, and then be passed around as a negative teaching material throughout the grade.

"I'm telling the truth." At this point, Xu Wei had already thrown away his sense of shame, and just wanted to finish things quickly and leave this place, "If you don't believe me, go to Minggao and ask."

"Jiang Yanbai, the dream of thousands of girls in Minggao, the love in the dreams of countless omega, as long as he is willing, even beta can smash the big wall for him!"

"Ha ha."

Sure enough, Xu Wei's emotionless flattery immediately aroused laughter.

Ok?

and many more……

Why is this laughter a little nice?

Still familiar?

For a moment, Xu Wei's heart was full of alarm bells, and he had a very bad guess.

He turned his head a little stiffly, like a puppet with aging joints.

Then he petrified—

At the gate of the police station, Jiang Yanbai was tall and tall, and the morning light shone on him, making him feel a sense of dignity that should not be desecrated.

There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his eyes fell on Xu Wei playfully.

With a bang, Xu Wei felt himself split apart.

The author has something to say:

Jiang Yanbai: So you praised me so much in private?

Xu Wei: ...

Jiang Yanbai: God b, are you willing to smash the wall for me?

Xu Wei: I am willing to knock you against a wall :)