Interstellar pet: exclusive to that blood-sucking bunny

"Doctor, I just want to know if I'm pregnant? Chirp?"

Xiaoxuan, who was lying on the bed for examination, looked at Yue Xin who was busy disembowelling him, and suddenly said this.

Yue Xin was so asked that his feet slipped and he almost fell to his knees, "Xiaoxuan, are you really a robot I made?"

"Otherwise? We've been friends for decades. Don't you know if I'm a robot?"

"So as a robot, you would say such a thing, I am shocked." Yue Xin used tweezers to take out the fragments of the bomb in Xiaoxuan's stomach one by one, "You just exploded and damaged the fuel tank, leaking oil That's all, I really don't understand why you, a product of science, would say such unscientific things as pregnancy."

"Because I did something indescribable last night, I thought I would be pregnant, tsk tsk chirp." Xiaoxuan shook his head in disappointment, "It's a pity, chirp."

"I believe it or not, I'll take your head off and examine it?"

Xiaoxuan hurriedly waved his hands at Yue Xin, "No, no, it's just a joke, Chirp."

"You frightened Antes."

"That's something that can't be helped, Chirp. The bomb was directly aimed at Mr. Antes's room. As a bodyguard, as a robot who loves Mr. Antes wholeheartedly, of course I took the most favorable measures. Open your mouth and eat the bomb, I did this kind of thing, shouldn't you praise my mother? Why are everyone panicked."

Yue Xin looked at Xiao Xuan who was blinking and confused, and sighed, "You keep spitting out fuel, who wouldn't be frightened?"

"But I can fix myself."

"It's true to say that, but you really frightened Mr. Antes, and you should comfort him afterward. Go to sleep now. After you wake up, the nanorobots will be able to repair your stomach. gone."

Xiaoxuan yawned and babbled twice, "Then, can Xinxin say sorry to Mr. Antes for me?"

"Yes, sleep well, rest well."

Yuexin gently closed the door of the ward for Xiaoxuan, and communicated with Antes standing outside the door about Xiaoxuan's situation.

"In fact, he fulfilled his promise and blocked the gun for you. He didn't suffer any injuries this time, but the place where the fuel was loaded was cracked. In fact, even if he didn't come to the hospital, he could heal himself."

Yue Xin looked at Antes, who was in a low mood, and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "He also knows that he has done too much, let me say sorry to you, after he wakes up, you can talk to him We went home together."

Antes listened to Yue Xin's words, pondered for a while, and said, "It would be dangerous for him to be with me. I think it's better to keep some distance from him in the near future."

Yuexin frowned and looked at Antes, who wanted to push Xiaoxuan away, "Antes, he is a robot, he can repair himself, and you agreed to him being your bodyguard, didn't he protect you very well? ?"

"Probably because I was too relaxed when I was with him, that would cause this kind of thing to happen. Otherwise, if it was the same as before, I would never have given him a chance to swallow the bomb. Get rid of all the robots!"

"Antes, Xiaoxuan is a robot. Although I have always regarded him as my child, as a human being. But you must admit that he is different from a human being. He cannot die because of an explosion. He can regenerate. Yue Xin rubbed his throbbing forehead and sighed, "I don't think you will have any problems with him, no matter how serious the attack is, he will protect you well."

"Like the first time I saw him? Body fragmented protection?"

"No, no, he's already promised he won't do that, he..."

"Even if he is a robot, he is also a different robot. After being together for so long, I know that he is afraid of the dark, afraid of watching horror movies, likes to eat ice cream, likes to play games, and tears when watching soap operas. I don't believe he watches I won’t be afraid when my body is torn apart.”

Yue Xin scratched the back of his head, "Of course he will be afraid, he has already said that he will not do the stupid thing of eating bombs again, although he is very naive, he will giggle like a child, but he is not a child, He has a mind of his own and has a lot of power."

"But to me he's just a kid."

The door of the ward was pushed open by Xiaoxuan at this time, he looked at Antes angrily, and said loudly: "I am not a child! I am Mr. Antes' bodyguard! We still have that kind of relationship! You don't think of me as a lover, but as a child! You are very cunning to say that! That's what scumbags in soap operas like to say!"

"what?"

Xiaoxuan narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at Antes, "I haven't seen you for so many days, you have someone else, right?"

Antes: "??"

"Yesterday's clothes, after my analysis, smell of the perfume of the famous brand in the Grand Theater, and there are residues of the 999 lipstick used by the daughter of the Carvo family on my hands, and there are more, anyway, not only women, but also men, I We need to analyze slowly..."

Antes didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and stepped forward to hold Xiaoxuan's hand, "Xiaoxuan, stop making trouble."

"Hmph - don't touch me, you can go, I won't be your bodyguard anymore, we won't meet again in the future, you go on a date with the theater headliner, the rich daughter, the pole dancer."

"Ah, is this a large-scale rape scene?" Yue Xin put his hand on his forehead, clicked his tongue, "Antes, your life is a bit messy."

"Anyway, I have serious doubts now. The two of us were just playing last night. You want to push me away and pursue your own happiness of Neptune, right? Let's go, let's go."

Xiaoxuan directly pushed Antes away, "In this case, I will find a robot to live with. The robot is very obedient. The chat with the one today is quite good. You go, you go."

Antes hugged Xiaoxuan into his arms a little speechlessly, "Okay, I'll let you go."

"Now I let you go, not you let me go."

"Please, continue to be my bodyguard in the future."

"Oh hoo—" Xiaoxuan raised his head and blinked at Antes, "You said I was a child just now—"

"You're not." Antes sighed, "You're so good at catching rape, you even have a spare tire in mind, how could it be a child, you are a lover with your own opinion."

Xiaoxuan was satisfied, so he didn't make a fuss anymore, "That's about the same, hum, then when my treatment is over, let's go home, you have to listen to me today and take a day off."

"Okay, listen to you."

"Then, Mr. Antes, you still have to tell me, what's the matter with the perfume of the top brand, the lipstick of Miss Qianjin, and the eye shadow of the pole dancer? We are lovers now, you have to be honest. "

Antes: (⊙﹏⊙) "This is a bit difficult to explain."

"Then explain it in an easy way—"

"I just wanted to know where Maxtor was, so I went to the place he often goes to. As for the daughter of the Kawo family... that was forced by the elders of the family."

"uh-huh--"

"Can you stop using such a tone?" Antes was sweating on his back inexplicably.

Yuexin looked at Antes awkwardly, "Well, anyway, everyone is happy now, right?"

On the other side, Maxtor, who was hiding in the dark area, received a report from the robot.

"Is there a powerful robot who has been by his side to protect him? Heh, he has really worked hard to become the head of the family."

"That robot is so powerful that it can't beat it."

The small black robot floated in mid-air to explain, but was shot in the head, fell to the ground and twitched.

Maxtor looked at the tall robot who was shooting at the side, "01, you look very angry."

Wearing a black mask, 01 said coldly, "I am the most powerful robot in this world."

"You are right, you are the best. After all, you are the most intelligent scientists in the Fox family, and you designed it collectively. The bird made by that water lizard is incomparable to you."

Maxtor stroked his octagonal beard, fixed his eyes on Antes' photo, and said coldly: "Go, destroy Antes and that robot together!"

"Yes, my master."

"Hiss——" Xiaoxuan's whole body suddenly trembled, "something is wrong, something bad is going to happen."

Antes raised his hand and flicked Xiaoxuan's forehead, "Can you also have bad premonitions? I think this is a special perception that only Mr. Yue Xin has."

"I still have the gossip metaphysics Tarot star map in my body. Anyway, various fortune-telling systems, imitating Taoist masters, now I count, it will definitely rain today."

Xiaoxuan pretended to gesticulate with his hand, and then the sky began to rain vigorously, "Look, look, Xiaoxuan is so awesome, chirp."

"Then, it's raining, shall we go home by car?"

"But I want to go for a walk home. I figured out that I have to take a walk home today." Xiaoxuan opened his mouth, quietly took out an umbrella from his belly, opened it, and just covered the two of them, "Xinxin's new work , How do you feel that you can't get under the umbrella?"

"Where did you get it?"

"It's not important. What's important is that we have an umbrella, and it also has an invisible function, so that we can walk quietly in the rain."

The two of them just strolled in the rain, passing Robot 01 directly...