Reincarnated as Gotham's beauty trash

Pepper and Tony's wedding is scheduled for three months, during which time they can prepare for chores like the wedding dress and church.

Our trip is over and it's time to go home.

As soon as I got off the plane, I got a video call from Bruce while I was still at the airport.

What appeared on the phone screen was a dog.A big young dog.

My voice trembled, "Bruce?"

Have you finally revealed your true form?

A hand stretched out beside the dog and stroked the dog's head.

I thought Wayne, who had turned into a dog, was sitting next to the dog, looking at me suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

I coughed to cover up my embarrassment, "It's nothing. Why is there a dog at home?"

"That's what I wanted to tell you," Bruce said.

Three black-haired heads and three pairs of expectant eyes appeared in the corner of the video, and Bruce's voice sounded unsatisfactory, "We have a dog."

"Hey, a dog." I narrowed my eyes, "Why didn't I know about this?"

"Just a few days." Dick put his face in front of the camera in the top corner, "He's Ace, Ace, and Lulu."

The big dog made two "barks" in cooperation, was slapped on the back by Bruce, and flicked its tail happily.

"Sounds like you guys have a special little story." I deadpanned, "I don't like dogs."

The children's three pairs of eyes widened simultaneously, and expectations and pleading appeared on their faces.

Dick rubbed Ace's dog's head. "He's good. He just needs a rug in the living room to sleep."

Jason put his arms around the dog's neck, and Ace stuck out his tongue happily. The tail seemed to be a propeller instead of a tail.I'm afraid that the next second his whole dog will ascend to heaven with his spinning tail.

"We'll take care of him." Jason said, his face was licked by Ace's tongue, "It won't cause trouble for the family."

Kashan didn't speak, and she kept her eyes wide open from the beginning to the end, looking at me pitifully.In this case, to disobey her will is to commit a crime.

I pinched the bridge of my nose, "What color leash does he like?"

Bruce, who lost his sense of existence, said, "Ah Fu bought him a full set of equipment."

"Okay, I'll buy him a pink dog leash, along with some dog toys and dog biscuits." I pressed the peaked cap on top of my head, "Don't wait for me at home, I'll go to the pet store instead one trip."

I hung up the phone and walked out of the airport with a backpack of travel souvenirs.

A taxi pulled up right in front of me and the driver opened the window, "Need service, ma'am?"

This is a young woman with short blond hair covered by a peaked cap, and she doesn't look straight at people.

I got into the back seat of the car, "Please go to Shangdao City."

The driver nodded, locked the door, turned and drove out of the driveway.

Many drivers like to talk to passengers while driving, but this taciturn woman does not have this habit.

It was a bit cold in the car, I closed the window, "Can you turn on the heat, please?"

The woman hesitated, and saw my eyes from the rearview mirror, "Yes."

She fiddled with it a few times, and the air conditioner started to operate, blowing out a cool breeze.

The woman immediately pressed the air conditioner switch, "Sorry, I made a mistake."

This time the air conditioner was blowing out heating.But her behavior offends me.

A car is like a second home for a taxi driver. How can a driver not know how to turn on the air conditioner in his car?

I scanned the furnishings in front of the driver's seat.Empty acrylic card case, driver's license and a bear with peeling paint.

I noticed the date on the driver's license, which expired half a year ago and the new one was not posted.

No matter from which angle, this is not good news.

I remained calm, and quietly stretched my hand towards the side of the backpack, trying to reach the hanging ring placed there.

"I knew it wouldn't be so easy." The woman complained suddenly.

Instead of temporarily, I directly pulled out the hanging ring, and she sounded "ahhh" in surprise.

High-frequency current passed through my brain in an instant, like a popcorn machine working in my brain.

I opened my mouth, wanting to say something, but saw the woman's expression become blurred in front of my eyes.

I don't know if the electric shock affected my mind, but I actually felt that her eyes were a little similar.

With this last thought, I fainted.

When I woke up again, I was lying on a bed with a light quilt covering my body.

I looked around and found myself in a small room, the windows of the room were closed, and the sunlight came in through the glass.

I touched my body, the clothes were still the same clothes I was wearing before, but the various small props I carried with me were gone, including the hanging ring that I had reached before I passed out.

At the same time, I found that there was an extra silver bracelet on my wrist. I couldn't use spells, and my perception of energy was blocked by the bracelet.

Just as I was trying to get the ring off, the door of the room opened, and a woman came in from outside with a paper bag in her hand.

"Don't waste your time, this bracelet is specially used to restrain your magical side."

She tossed the paper bag onto the table in front of me. "It's a hamburger."

I stared at her cropped short hair, and looked down to those green eyes, "Who are you?"

"Hey, you have a brain for thinking. I thought you would be the type with big breasts and no brains."

She made a strange voice, and didn't take me seriously at all. She pulled out the chair and sat down with her usual face, her feet were on the table, and her leather boots were swaying arrogantly in front of my eyes.

"Do you have evenly applied foundation under your eyes? Look carefully at the eye shape and modify it with shadow and eyeliner. The lipstick is deliberately painted on to make the lips appear thicker."

To put it bluntly, this woman is wearing a disguise, and as a former star, I happen to know a lot about makeup.

"At least I don't have to worry about you being an idiot, little gain." She flicked her tongue irritably, blowing bubbles of gum.

The bubbles burst and stuck to her face, the woman impatiently took out the wet wipes on the table and wiped her face carelessly.

As her makeup faded, the horror in my heart increased little by little.She threw the wet wipes in balls on the table, and a face I was very familiar with appeared in front of me.

my own face.

Seeing that I was so surprised that I couldn't make a sound, the woman buttoned the eyeliner that hadn't been removed from the corner of her eye, "Hello, another me."

In an instant, many possibilities flashed through my head, plastic surgery, cloning, robots, twins.All kinds of bizarre conjectures went through my head.

The woman saw through it at a glance, "Stop your wild thinking, peer, I come from another world."

She casually spit the gum on the paper, "You can understand that I just happened to come to your world to travel."

"Tourism does not kidnap local residents."

"You are me, I am you, you are welcome." Lucille raised her eyebrows in the parallel world.

Is she really me? She has nothing in common with me except appearance.

Lucille tugged at a handful of golden hairs beside her ear in distress, "I just wanted to use your identity for a while longer, and wronged you to live in this safe house for a while. I have prepared supplies for you for a month very kindly. .”

Thank you, you don't need to put the kidnapping so nicely.

She was lying in the chair, sliding down like a pool of melted chocolate, "Who knew you married Wayne, oh shit, Wayne, this last name is bad luck itself."

I couldn't help but stab her, "If even a single thought flashes through your head before you do it, look up the information about me, you should know that my status is marked on Wikipedia as married."

"No, I checked." Lucille snapped her fingers, "Because your damn husband bought a house in Gotham Cemetery when we were a child, so I took a chance and thought he might just be a simple married man. rich man."

She wrinkled her face, "His job of keeping secrets is really good, but unfortunately I don't like it."

"You want to replace my identity and avoid being tracked by certain people." I analyzed her purpose from her words, "Now that you have given up this plan because of Bruce, then you can let me go."

The more I say it, the more I feel bad, "Before you take off your makeup, I can't connect you with my parallel world counterparts anyway, just throw me on the street with my car and me." .”

"You're so naive." Lucille said disgustedly. The subtext was that she thought I was a fool. "I messed with the wife of the man in the cloak and still expect to get away with it?"

"At least I won't be chasing and fighting like I am now." I was expressionless.

"Well, I was seen through by you," she nodded perfunctorily, "I kept you for a reason."

I couldn't help holding my breath, a new conspiracy was about to be revealed in front of my eyes.I admit that I was a little scared, but it wasn't because I was involved in the mess, but because I was afraid that my family would be involved.

"The universe I live in is reversed from the universe you live in," she fumbled for a new bubble gum and threw it into her mouth, "That means everything about me and you is completely opposite."

The bubbles were inflated and burst again and again, and she licked them back into her mouth. This behavior made me very anxious, "It's normal for you not to understand me, because you don't think so at all."

She looked at me and gestured to me, "The opposite, including sexual orientation."

Sexual orientation What?

What orientation?

"Sexual orientation," Lucille repeated emphatically, "You know, when a jerk finds a beautiful fair-skinned beauty, it's like finding an eight-pack at a prom." Like a handsome guy who is very big and easy to make love, it is not an ordinary person who can hold back in this situation..."

"Wait, I...you...wait?" For the first time in my life, I felt that my eyeballs were about to pop out, and I almost subconsciously checked my clothes.

Lucille waved her hand, "I'm still very polite, I didn't touch you."

I deeply understand how important a person's swear word vocabulary is in this situation, "I'm married and I have a family!"

Lucille blew bubbles out of boredom, "Isn't that more exciting?"

I started kidding myself, "This is fake."

"No," Lucille said affectionately, "really."

"fake."

"real."

"fake."

"real……"

I couldn't bear it anymore, I slapped the table and stood up, "If I say it's fake, it's fake, shut up!"

"...Okay," Lucille said awkwardly, her mouth covered in chewing gum.

She gave me a doggy look and whispered, "You have absolutely no respect for the LGBTQ community."

"I said, tell you, shut up—!"