Teach you how to correctly attack Akashi Seijuro

Under the low pressure and darkness that Akashi doesn't want money, the whole shop is so quiet that it doesn't look like a noodle shop but a haunted house. Everyone is afraid of becoming the target of Akashi's anger, although he already has...

"Atsushi, don't just eat snacks, do you want to collapse from malnutrition or die from osteoporosis?" Akashi said mildly to Murasakibara who was only eating snacks.

Murasakihara shuddered, and silently put down the snacks under Akashi's fierce gaze, his hand holding the chopsticks kept shaking, but his nanny Himuro-kun was also in danger, so he refused to look back at the poor giant Babies, all when they are deaf.

Seeing that Murasakihara was obedient, Akashi nodded in satisfaction, and it was the next turn.With Murasakihara's precedent, even Midorima, who likes to hold the lucky item in one hand and eat in the other, casually threw his lucky item to Takao. The speed and accuracy were amazing, and Takao immediately stuffed the lucky item The speed of getting into his bag also expresses the tacit understanding of his perfect partner.Unexpectedly, Akashi aimed at this point and said, "Shintaro, don't throw things away at mealtime, are you a child? Do you need me to make you write the code of conduct for high school students and environmental protection regulations [-] times?"

"No, no need..." Midorima bowed her head honestly.Takao over there didn't even have the desire to eat, and he was shouting in his heart 'I'm sorry Xiaozhen, I didn't complete the task well and made you suffer qaq'.

"Dahui, the rice should be chewed well before eating. Are you in a hurry to reincarnate or want to try stomach problems? If it's the former, I can help you. If it's the latter, why don't I send you to the laboratory to experience an unforgettable experience?" Human experiment life."

"Yes, I'm sorry!!!" Qingfeng hurriedly apologized with panic on his face, almost spitting out what he had swallowed and chewing it.

"Ryota! The phone is very noisy." Akashi glanced at Kise, who kept sending text messages from Kise's phone in his pocket.

Kise yelled with tears all over his face: "I'm sorry, little Akashi, I'll make it quiet now"! Shouting like this, he threw his phone on the ground and stomped on it fiercely, and the new phone he just bought was instantly declared dead.

"Tetsuya, no leftovers!" Akashi caught sight of Kuroko who wanted to cut corners, and Kuroko swallowed, pitifully stuffing food into his stomach, ready to vomit after eating.

"Mayue..." Akashi finally cast his eyes on Momoi who was sitting opposite him. Momoi had worked hard to reduce his sense of existence, and his movements and postures were very elegant, without making a sound. It should have been perfect, but But Akashi said, "Are you going to participate in Miss Japan? You eat like that."

Momoi was killed.

Apparently women are not privileged in Akashi's eyes.As expected of a generation of miracles who use women as men and men as beasts __/＼○＿

The people at the table here are better off than dead, and the people at the other tables all think they are deaf. Although they don't understand why Akashi suddenly has such a vicious tongue, they don't want to run into the devil's muzzle.

On the side of the Generation of Miracles, these innocent and affected people know the reason, and the reason is right next to them.Akimoto, who did not deny his relationship with Yongshi just now, sat calmly on his seat. They ordered too many dishes, and the waiter placed a sliding double-layer iron shelf next to them to put the food that could not fit on the table. Yongshi looked at the food in front of him. The omelet rice couldn't move her mouth no matter what, so she glanced carefully at Akimoto. Under Akimoto's perfect smirk, she stuffed a mouthful of omelet rice with tears in her eyes. Although the egg was picked aside by her, it was full of ketchup flavor. The rice with onions still made her feel like throwing up.

gross……

She wanted to cry, even though she was already crying.

Seeing rice grains on the corner of her mouth, Akimoto smiled and picked up the napkin to wipe off the grains of rice, and stroked Yong Shi's combed hair. The skillful movements and doting expression made people want to silently nod for him. I like it, what a perfect boyfriend (subtext: why is the person opposite me _(:зゝ∠)_).

Yongshi saw that there was something going on, but Qiuben was eating ramen and ignoring her, so he became bolder.Pick up a large piece of egg skin and carefully put it into another bowl of untouched noodles. Seeing that Qiuben didn't care about it, he became more courageous. He picked out the onion from the rice and put it into the noodle bowl that Qiuben was eating inside.Akimoto's chopsticks thumped, and Yong Shi shuddered, but Akimoto ate the onion calmly.

He also said, "Eat well."

"Yes~~Mi-chan~~~" Yongshi nodded with a smile, turned his head to look at Akashi, Akashi kept rolling up the pasta on the plate with a fork but refused to eat, the air pressure was always emitting, and he noticed Yongshi's gaze, He raised his eyes to stare at her, his eyes were full of ice and fire, so cold to the bone, if it was an ordinary person, he would definitely be scared away by such terrifying eyes, but Yong Shi smiled slyly, and picked up a piece of carrot with his chopsticks , said to Akimoto, "Mi-chan~come~~ah~~~"

A trace of disgust quickly flashed in Akimoto's eyes. He didn't like to eat the things that others picked up, but Akashi's abnormal behavior obviously also made Akimoto have a bad taste. He opened his mouth cooperatively and took the carrot in his mouth, chewed and swallowed it into his stomach.

The fork in Akashi's hand was bent, and even the iron fork showed how angry Akashi was right now.Everyone was frightened, because Akashi immediately slapped the table and stood up, and everyone at the table with him huddled together, Momoi was sandwiched between Aomine and Kise as a pie, but she felt that this was not safe enough , picked up a side bag to cover his face.Heizi used his sense of non-existence but was about to push Luma out as a sacrifice, but Luma firmly grabbed Heizi's shoulder and took the lead to block this person in front of him. back.And Ziyuan... Knowing that no matter how big he is, he will earn hatred points, so he ran to the ice room early in the morning and shivered with his head stuffed into the ice room's jacket.

Akashi didn't care about the faces of others, he stood up and stood in front of Akimoto.Akimoto blinked and raised his head, Akashi grabbed his collar directly, and said with a grim face, "Come out, stupid dog!!"

"Stupid dog" is the name that Akashi used to burst out when he was too angry after being annoyed by Akimoto's idiot behavior, but Akimoto hasn't been called like this for a long time, and suddenly a surprise flashed across his face, and he looked completely out of shape.Then...then he was dragged out of the store by Akashi's collar.

Those who were left behind looked at each other...

No matter how stupid he is, he knows that Akashi is angry because of Akimoto, but what did Akimoto do?

Yongshi was the happiest one. With an amazing speed, he picked out all the things he didn't like from the omurice in front of him and put them on an empty plate, as well as carrots, etc., and quickly ran to Nebu Valley with the plate in his hand. Over there, he poured all the contents into Genwu Valley's beef rice, and ran back in a gust of wind.

Genwugu looked at the things that appeared in the bowl, and saw that Yongshi was busy cleaning up the mess: the rice was messed up, giving people the impression that she picked and ate the ones she didn't like first, and the soup was also finished. Even the spare ribs were completely wiped out... In short, when Qiuben comes back, she can say: She ate it up obediently, so take care of me, and be cute by the way.

I really am a genius! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Yongshi praised himself so much in his heart.

As for Akimoto, who was pulled out of the store, he was pushed against the wall by Akashi's whole body, and his whole back was pushed against the wall. Although he didn't have much cleanliness, the wall was not smooth, and his waist rested When he reached a hard lump, a glint of sullenness flashed in his eyes.

Seeing the anger in his eyes, Akashi was trembling with anger.After not speaking for a long time, Akimoto asked first: "What's wrong? Seijuro. It hurts. Can you let me go?"

It seemed like he didn't mind, but Akimoto grabbed Akashi's hand a little harder, and was ready to break away from Akashi's grasp.

Akashi sensed his resistance, he smiled dangerously, and his strange-colored pupils aimed at Akimoto's eyes, and said every word full of murderousness: "Those who disobey me, even their parents, will die! And you, What kind of death do you want?"

Akimoto was taken aback, he frowned, and said: "But I don't want to die so early. Besides, I don't remember what I did to make you unhappy, and I was disobedient... You are just my junior, I There is no need to follow your orders."

Akashi's eyes widened, but he didn't intend to let go of Akimoto. One leg squeezed between Akimoto's legs, preventing Akimoto from resisting. On Akimoto's lips with soup stains.