[Yi Tian] Wearing a Dragon Sword

Ever since a child appeared in the dragon-slaying knife, the adults on the island changed from disbelief and speculation at the beginning to what they are now accustomed to. Yin Susu felt the deepest and most intensely.

The specific manifestation is that when she is sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, two children will be whispering in her ears. Although the volume is not loud, she will still be woken up.Yin Susu never expected that her good ears would not exist.A person who is awakened from sleep is miserable, and a woman who is awakened from sleep is very irritable.

So, after several times of self-mediation thinking "I can't get mad at my son", the mother whose skin was bad due to severe sleep deprivation got mad.

After dinner that night, Yin Susu held her son in her right hand and the Dragon Slaying Knife in her left, followed by a white bear. Regardless of her husband's and elder brother's surprised eyes, she sent them all to Xie Xun's residence.

After returning, he just said indifferently: "Brother, Wuji will sleep with you from now on."

Zhang Cuishan and Xie Xun looked at "Sight", feeling puzzled.Afterwards, Xie Xun gave an "um" to show that he understood, and got up to leave.

After Xie Xun left, Zhang Cuishan said: "Susu, what's the matter? Didn't you complain to me that Wuji kissed Big Brother instead of us? Why did you send Wuji there again?"

Yin Susu cleaned up the dishes expressionlessly, and said coldly, "They are too noisy."

"..." Zhang Cuishan was puzzled.

Zhang Wuji, who was thrown on the bed, looked at the white bear squatting aside, and then at the dragon-slaying knife that was also thrown on the bed, blinked his eyes and said to himself in doubt: "What's wrong, mother?" ?”

As a friend of women (not), Zheng Xiaofeng naturally understands what is going on with Yin Susu. Poor sleep is one of the top ten killers of women. Yin Susu didn't beat him and Zhang Wuji when he was woken up in the middle of the night. It's already very gentle.

In fact, Zheng Xiaofeng said that he was wronged. Isn't the symptom of "changing into a person and automatically waking up in the middle of the night" unique to him?But why did Zhang Wuji seem to be infected? He woke up and turned around, which would wake him up.

Then I asked him if he wanted to pee, and he looked like he wanted to lift the quilt and get up to help others.Zheng Xiaofeng said that he was already on the verge of not eating fireworks on earth, he didn't even need to use Bigu Pill, he had transformed into a fairy, and if he didn't enter from above, there was a ghost below who could piss!

Of course, he wouldn't say such vulgar words, Zheng Xiaofeng just snatched back the quilt helplessly, and then wrapped himself tightly, "No need, I don't want to pee."

But Zhang Wuji suddenly lifted the quilt and jumped out by himself, "Then I'll go."

Zheng Xiaofeng was taken aback, not understanding what he wanted to do.He didn't know what Zhang Wuji was talking about until he saw Zhang Wuji sleepily took out a chamber pot from under the bed, and there was a "sparse shush" sound in his ears.

Zheng Xiaofeng couldn't help a burst of black lines, and then the black lines were still behind him. Zhang Wuji solved his physical problems, but he didn't know if he was awake from the cold, or he felt comfortable after urinating. The posture of sitting down and talking, full of the charm of a curious baby with a hundred thousand whys.

For example—"Xiaofeng, do you need to eat when you are Tulongdao?"

"……unnecessary."

"Why? Are you not hungry?"

"Not hungry."

"Then how will you grow up if you don't eat?"

"do not know."

"Why don't you know..."

"Stop!" Zheng Xiaofeng interrupted unbearably, "If you don't know, you don't know, and I don't know why. By the way, Zhang Wuji, aren't you sleepy?"

"Not sleepy!" Zhang Wuji laughed.

"＠#￥%"

Zhang Wuji: "Xiaofeng, what did you say?"

"..." Zheng Xiaofeng burst into tears.

Conversations like this are happening every day without nutrition.

This is also the reason why Yin Susu did not resort to violence—her son instigated the conversation.

Zhang Wuji continued to talk to himself: "... Is mother angry? But why? If I go to find mother now, will she ignore me?..."

Zheng Xiaofeng got a headache when he heard the questioning tone of "why", "what" and "ah", so he simply turned his ears off and was not upset, and focused on "counting sheep": one sheep, two sheep, three……

Xie Xun walked in, Zhang Wuji stopped talking to himself, and asked, "Father, what's wrong with mother?"

Xie Xun shook his head and said, "Ye-father doesn't know. Wuji, did you do something to make your mother angry?"

Zhang Wuji thought for a while, and said distressedly: "No, I have been obediently listening to my mother."

——If you don’t have a hundred thousand whys every night, this sentence will only be true.

Xie Xun waved his hand and said, "That's it. I'm afraid Fifth Sister is not in good health these days, so I brought you here."

wipe!Zheng Xiaofeng was shocked, what he heard.Xie Xun, is it really okay for you to say such things to a child under ten years old!

Zhang Wuji said anxiously: "Is mother sick? I'm going to see her." After speaking, he was about to jump out of bed.

Xie Xun pressed his shoulders, and lied without blushing: "Yeah. But don't bother her, Fifth Brother will take good care of her."

Zheng Xiaofeng almost forgot that Xie Xun is also a member of the Demon Cult, and one of the four kings!It would be strange if there were no unusual thoughts in his bones!

So, calm down, calm down.Zheng Xiaofeng let out a breath slowly, telling himself that it's no big deal.

Zhang Wuji's shoulders slumped, and he said in frustration, "Okay. Then Wuji won't pass."

Xie Xun prevented Zhang Wuji from going to find his mother, and he reaped the consequences that night.Zheng Xiaofeng's "turning into a person in the middle of the night and automatically waking up" has become Zhang Wuji's "timely wake up and pee", and the subsequent development of the mysterious answer "one hundred thousand why".

Xie Xun suddenly realized something amidst Zhang Wuji's doubtful and non-stop voice—maybe Wumei Wuji sent Wuji here because of menstruation. sleep well.

However, Xie Xun is an old fried dough stick after all, and he eats more salt than Yin Susu has ever eaten. Although his mind is not as smart as Yin Susu's, he will always encounter some things when he travels all year round, such as needing to live in a noisy environment without distractions. kill someone.

At this time, selectively ignoring some voices in the heart is also a skill that must be mastered.

Therefore, Xie Xun slowly fell asleep again amidst the murmurs of the two children.

In order to prevent the situation of being implicated and having nowhere to live (he has already been kicked out by Yin Susu, but can no longer be driven away by Xie Xun), today after Zhang Wuji finished hissing, Zheng Xiaofeng decisively interrupted the question he wanted to ask, " Zhang Wuji, may I ask you something?"

Zhang Wuji's eyes lit up, "You say what you say. I will definitely do it for you."

Zheng Xiaofeng thought to himself that you promised to get me some new clothes last time, didn't you fail?Boy, don't be so eager to make sure you're okay.

However, this time it shouldn't be difficult.He said: "I just want to eat. Can you ask your mother to cook more tomorrow? I want all the food. Save it until I come out to eat at night."

Zhang Wuji nodded and assured: "Well, this is no problem."

"Thank you." Zheng Xiaofeng shrank into his arms and closed his eyes, "Then go to sleep. I'm sleepy."