cannon fodder

With a pain in his head, Feng Jin opened his eyes, and what he saw was the computer screen glowing with blue light, and a half-eaten pasta. Although his vision was a little blurry, Feng Jin was sure that this was his apartment.

How could I be here, shouldn't I...

Frowning, Feng Jin raised her right hand and rubbed her right brain, which felt like being pricked by needles.

Squinting his eyes, his eyes fell to the bottom right of the computer screen, at 22:43 on September 40, [-], that is to say, he fell asleep on the computer desk for more than [-] minutes!

Her throat was itchy and uncomfortable, her nose was somewhat blocked, Feng Jin stood up, turned on the light, went into the bathroom, stuck out her tongue, her tongue coating was thin and yellow, and her head ached!It seems that I have a wind-heat cold!

Why did you just fall asleep in such a daze!

Feng Jin sighed, walked to the third row of bookcases and stopped, squatted down, and opened the cabinet on the second floor, where various medicines were neatly placed.

After drinking the medicine, Feng Jin felt a little hungry, but he couldn't eat the cold pasta no matter what!

Open the refrigerator, a few eggs, a bag of bread, two pears, and a row of beer!

Then make a pear hot!

Feng Jin doesn't like drinking, in his opinion, drinking is a mistake, but his ex-girlfriend Xia Lan is a girl who likes to eat sauced beef and drink beer!

And the story between them is so bizarre that it can be made into a movie!

"I'm a little used to calling outside your name I won't see you tonight so I can keep..."

The familiar ringtone rang, and Feng Jin searched for the sound, and found her white mobile phone under the quilt. The word Xia Lan was displayed on the light blue screen!

Really said Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!

Thumb swipe.

"Xia Lan, what's the matter..."

"Li Luo, let's get married!"

The two said almost at the same time!

A trace of doubt flashed in Feng Jin's eyes, not because of what Xia Lan said, but because the other party called out her own name!

Li Luo!My name is indeed Li Luo!Why do I always feel that something is wrong?

A little distracted, Feng Jin said with the corner of her mouth slightly raised: "You are arguing with Cathy!"

Although Cathy sounds like a boy's English name, it is a girl.

right!Xia Lan is a lace, a woman who dated Feng Jin in order to avoid her parents' interrogation!

When Feng Jin knew the truth back then, Xia Lan said very confidently: "There is an induction magnetic field between the same kind. I knew you were a comrade who had not "awakened" at the beginning, so I asked you to strike!"

Feng Jin didn't believe Xia Lan's words, and later found out through communication with Cathy that Xia Lan was also forced by the blind date arranged by her family, so she found him who looked good and had an extremely low "force value" The man strikes.

"No! It's none of Cathy's business. It's my mother. She thinks I'm dating you. She thinks we've been talking for five years. Let's get married quickly!" Xia Lan's voice was a little annoyed.

"It's not like this happened once or twice, why don't you just find some excuses to get over it like before?"

"No! My mother said that if we don't get married again, let me go home and live, but I don't want to be separated from Cathy! Huh..."

"It's alright, alright, don't pretend to cry!" Feng Jin rubbed her forehead that was starting to ache again!

"You agree?" Xia Lan's cheers came from the phone!

"Hmph! I didn't agree!"

marry!What a joke, if she really married Xia Lan, she would be liberated, and she would be in the graveyard!At that time, it is necessary to act against Xia Lan's seven aunts and eight wives... Xia Lan's mother is a powerful character!

"Li Luo... don't do this, even if it's not for the sake of our friendship for many years, it's also for the sake of me being your ex-girlfriend, please help me with this!"

"Oh! My head hurts! Xia Lan, I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to rest!"

"It's only eight o'clock now! You told me you were going to sleep, Li, you are perfunctory to me! Let me tell you, if you don't want to get married, you have to..."

ah……!Actually hung up on me!In a room with extremely individual decoration, a beautiful girl angrily threw away the pillow in her hand, and a short-haired girl next to her comforted her.

Feng Jin didn't lie, his forehead did start to feel uncomfortable again, but the pain was not as severe as he said. After drinking the pear soup, Feng Jin obediently lay on the bed to rest. Sick people need it most. The only thing to do is to rest.

On the second day, Feng Jin stretched her waist in good spirits, then dressed neatly, rinsed her mouth and fried eggs, and a beautiful day began!

Heaven

In the evening, the bright rays of the sky began to dim gradually, and the beautiful stars gradually became dazzling. They depicted dreamy scenes, and several maids holding palace lanterns walked in the courtyard surrounded by fairy spirit and blooming flowers.

The flowers of the heavens, seen from a distance at night, are like shining gems, and the beautiful maid walks among the flowers, and instantly loses her color!And the Jiugong Hibiscus lying on its side among the flowers has the charm of reducing these gorgeous flowers to a foil.

"Lord Jiugong seems to be asleep!

"Sister Yuzhu, do we still have to send this wine?"

"This……!"

The maid in the lead hesitated a bit. Logically speaking, under the current situation, they must not disturb Master Jiugong, but... this is their chance to enter the inner palace. If they let it go, she is really unwilling!

After thinking twice, Yuzhu shook her head, and all the maids behind her showed disappointment, so they had no choice but to turn around and go back the way they came.

After walking across the Yushi Bridge, walking through the long corridor, and leaving the inner hall, one of the younger maids couldn't help but said, "Sister Yuzhu, last time Master Jiugong fell asleep for 100 years, will this time..."

Before she could finish her words, Yu Zhu gave him a hard look, the maid quickly shut her mouth, but no matter how she looked, her eyes were still full of curiosity.

Yuzhu, who didn't think much at first, became worried when she heard the young maid's words. Unlike other maids, she had been in the Palace of Three Moons for 600 years, so she still had some understanding of the inside story. After forcibly refining nine □, he finally fell into a deep sleep for 100 years. However, not long after waking up, Lord Jiugong made another move against the sky, opening the crack in time and space with his own ability.

Although Yuzhu doesn't understand Lord Jiugong's actions, she believes in Lord Jiugong and his power.

However, at this moment, she hesitated, because even if he is the supreme being in the fairy world, his power is limited. The average fairy can refine six at most. Open the space rift on the upper and lower interface, but Lord Jiugong opened the space-time rift in another world. If this consumption continues, Yuzhu worries that Lord Jiugong's body will be exhausted one day!

Lord Nine Palaces!Protect yourself well!You are the pillar of our entire Sanyue Temple!

At this moment, Jiugong Fusang, his spiritual consciousness has already been released, and he is looking for the little fox who has escaped his control again!

Feng Jin had a dream. In the dream, she was rolling in a dead leaf. She seemed extremely annoyed, kicking her legs, punching her fists, and even grabbed the fallen leaves and threw them into the air.

In the dream, I gritted my teeth, complained, cursed, and then burst into tears.

"Jiugong Fusang, what's so great about you! I'm Jiu Xin Jinzhi, the one who loves flowers when everyone sees them, why do you say I'm ugly, why do you hate me, let me get out of your world... woo Woo..."

"You were the one who brought me back at the beginning, and you were so kind to me! Wuwu... Fusang, don't leave, please... Wuwu... What's so good about the heavens... Wuwu..."

With a bang, the door was kicked open.

"Li Luo, the sun is drying your butt, and you still can't get up!" A woman's shrill voice came from the quiet room.

Feng Jin, who was lying on the bed, frowned, the dream flashed through her mind, but she couldn't remember anything!With eyes closed, he pulled the quilt up a little bit, and cursed in a low voice, "Damn it, I forgot to change the password!"

Xia Lan strode over, ready to lift Feng Jin's quilt without hesitation. Fortunately, Feng Jin reacted quickly and had already grasped the quilt firmly.

"There is a difference between men and women, you go out first, I want to change clothes!"

"Hmph... what's there to cover up, no matter how you look at it, you're a bum!" Xia Lan raised her eyebrows and said with a smirk.

"Cathy" Feng Jin's voice was extremely low, apparently coming from her throat!

As soon as Feng Jin finished speaking, a short-haired girl walked out of the room. She leaned against the brown wooden door and just glanced sideways at Xia Lan, who obediently let go of Feng Jin's quilt.

"Hehe... just kidding!" Xia Lan smiled awkwardly, then walked out the door.

Feng Jin changed her clothes, poured a cup of tea for the two guests, and sat on the sofa.

"Tell me! What's the matter!"

Xia Lan picked up the teacup and said with bright eyes, "We see that you are boring at home every day, so we decided to take you to a party, which is very interesting!"

Feng Jin took a sip of tea, and had already guessed three possibilities in her mind. The first one, the party Xia Lan said was actually a family gathering, and she wanted to accompany her to deal with the elders of the family. The second one, Xia Lan broke into it again. What a disaster, he needs to come forward to solve it, the third is to introduce a partner to himself!

Whatever it is, Feng Jin is not interested.

"Don't go!"

After Xia Lan and Cathy looked at each other, Cathy put down the teacup and said, "Li Luo, if you go to this party, Xia Lan will never pester you to get married again." Of course, if you bring it up yourself, then Forget it!

After hearing Cathy's words, Xia Lan looked at the other person in surprise, her eyes widened, and she was about to say something, but seeing Cathy's serious eyes, she had no choice but to swallow her own words.

Feng Jin circled the teacup with her index finger, glanced at Xia Lan, who was a little furry, and raised the corner of her mouth.

This temptation is really not small!

"it is good!"

The moment Feng Jin entered the honey bar in Milan, he regretted it, how could he foolishly agree to the request of these two crazy women!

It's a party over there, it's all demons dancing, guys in white wigs, heavy eyeliner, chest hair showing, sexy lingerie, young guys with exaggerated makeup, studded brassiere, tight panties, and instant noodles A fat man with a hood, a fake beard, and two balloons!

Feng Jin's stomach was churning, he wanted to leave this place, looking around, Xia Lan and Cathy had disappeared, the light in the bar was dim, Feng Jin planned to leave directly.

Just as he was groping his way out, a handsome face blocked his view.

Seeing a normal face, Feng Jin let out a foul breath, just about to ask, but her gaze swept across the other person's attire, and then she was so startled that she couldn't breathe.

Lace striped bra, and thong panties!

"Hey handsome guy, come here for the first time!"

The man twisted his waist and said while shaking the bottled drink in his hand.

Obviously, he took Feng Jin's expression just now as an admiration for his figure.

The man's shaking fingers touched Feng Jin's arm intentionally or unintentionally, Feng Jin took a deep breath, and then resisted the urge to punch!

If you make trouble here, it will be difficult to leave!

"Yes" Feng Jin said mildly.

The corner of the man's mouth was opened, his gaze swept across Feng Jin's body like a loach, and stopped at Feng Jin's waist.

"You are Cathy's friend! I know her too, why don't we make friends too!"

The corner of Feng Jin's mouth twitched, following the man's line of sight, Cathy and Xia Lan were kissing passionately on the stage under the red lights.

Could this be their premeditated plan to use this man to seduce themselves! ! ! !

I have to say, Feng Jin guessed right, Xia Lan really had this idea, she thought, if Feng Jin fell in love, in order to avoid the eyes of the world, she would have to fake marriage with her, and then Feng Jin's boyfriend My friend married Cathy, the two lived next door, and when relatives came... what a plan to have the best of both worlds!

only……

When the man's lips touched Feng Jin's neck, Feng Jin finally couldn't help punching him.

The wine glass fell to the ground with a harsh cracking sound.

The surrounding noises instantly quieted down, and all eyes shot over like spotlights.

And at this moment, Jiugong Fusang in the heaven finally opened his eyes.

found it!Jinzhi, I'll bring you back right away!