Not too many out of four

The drunkard Nakahara was also clutching his poor little black cat, muttering, kissing and hugging.

It seems that he can't continue to stay in the shop to sober up. It is difficult to reason with a drunk, especially a drunk with a very good force value in the Central Plains.

An accident will turn the store into a battleground for supernatural powers, but ordinary shops built with bulletproof, fireproof and shockproof materials cannot withstand the wild bombardment of their supernatural powers here.

The best option is to find someone to send the drunk man and his cat back to sleep. The rest of the people can naturally stay and continue drinking and playing pool. Learn from the lesson and don't give Zhongya Zhongya alcohol so early next time.

And the best candidate is nothing more than a dumb bird who lives upstairs in Zhongye, Zhongyuan. He is extremely good at manipulating transportation to send people back and come back in just ten minutes.

"It's easy for you to say, but how do I throw Chuya into the car?" Dumbbird pointed at Chuya Nakahara, who started to play high with the little black cat. Anyone approaching will immediately turn to stare at them blankly.

If he passed by now, he might be punched in the face by gravity.

He doesn't want to use his handsome face as a stepping stone for my prince!

"Let's find someone to send you back with Dumbbird." The pianist rubbed his chin, and his eyes flicked over the other people in the flag meeting.

The surgeon said silently: "I probably can't do it... I'm more vigilant when I'm drunk than when I'm sober..."

Still thinking about his identity in the medical team, thinking that as long as he passes by, he will take away his cat, but the surgeon is obviously only interested in humans, and he neither feels cute nor has any thought of touching and stroking weak cats .

"I'm also PASS," the public relations officer replied with a smile while holding his pretty eye-catching face, "If I go out casually and be recognized by fans, I'll be in trouble."

This is indeed one of the reasons, but the main reason is that the public relations officer has no interest in serving drunk brats.

"Hey, you don't want me to give it to you, do you?" The pianist pointed back at himself and asked in disbelief.

Anyway, he is also the boss of Qihui on the surface, and his subordinates are self-willed and can only let him be the boss to give away?

Dumbbird knew that he couldn't run away, so he had to drag another person into the water anyway: "Isn't this very appropriate? Zhong is also the boss who got drunk, and it's only appropriate for you to take responsibility now."

The pianist looked depressedly at the group of boys in front of him, and only at this time would they be so united and remember that he was the leader of the Banner Club.

Leng Xue took the initiative to get up, with a dull expression: "I will go with Dumbbird, anyway, I have fought against Zhong Ye before."

Although he is the only member of the Banner Club without supernatural powers, Leng Xue is one of the best killers of the port mafia. No matter what tools he has in his hands, he will exert dozens of times the lethality. He was even sent by the organization to assassinate sheep before. Zhongye in the Central Plains during the king's period.

It's just that he didn't succeed and left old grievances with Zhongyuan Zhongye, which made Zhongyuan Zhongye feel that he rejected him every time he saw him. In fact, Leng Xue didn't think so much. He just completed the task assigned by the organization and didn't care about his assassination failure. Reputation declines or not.

Now that Zhong Yuanzhong is their companion, he will naturally treat him as a companion.

Leng Xue approached the bar and said calmly: "Zhong Ye, let's go."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was holding up the black cat Li Jia to play the game of nose poking, turned around with a cold face: "Where are you going?"

If you ignore the young man's flushed cheeks, just looking at his cold face is quite bluffing, but seeing that he is so drunk that he can't even be seen clearly, just turning his head to look at the voice, he knows that Zhong Yuanzhong has not yet fully recovered. wake up.

"Send you back to your residence." Leng Xue didn't rush to reach out to Chuya Zhongyuan, but answered his question patiently.

If he touches a drunk who has lost his normal thinking ability without authorization, maybe Zhongyuan Zhong will suddenly get angry and fight with them.

"Is it time to start the mission again?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at Li Jia again, stroking her fluffy and soft hair with pity, "Sorry Li Jia, we are going out again."

He didn't seem to understand what Leng Xue said, he just thought that he was going to perform some mission again.

Li Jia tilted her head and lay in Zhongye's arms, rubbing her head against his chin to feel the temperature drop from the young man's face, folded her ears softly to avoid the scorching hot breath, and let out a soft cry Voice: "Mi."

It was also the first time she had seen Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye so relaxed and drunk. In the past, when he needed to socialize, the teenager would take anti-alcoholic medicine in advance to control his alcohol intake, so that he would not pass out at banquets or special occasions.

This time, Zhongyuan came out without any medicine and didn't want the adjutant to bring over hangover medicine. He probably believed that this was a place where he could relax and drink so that he could get drunk with peace of mind.

Lying on the open suit vest that smelled of gunpowder and alcohol, Li Jiaang made a snoring sound, trying to make Zhong Yuan Zhong also relax a little.

Living among many mafia gangs, no matter how well Zhongyuan Zhongye protects her, she will be more or less nervous because of the dangerous people passing by and the murderous aura released from time to time.Li Jia seldom makes such a relaxing purring sound at ordinary times, and it is not because she thinks that the drunk Zhongyuan Zhongya brought her to the bar is something that can make the cat relax.

Instead, she found that making such a regular voice could soothe Nakahara Chuya's spirit.

"Mimi, Miu." Li Jia maintained a regular purring sound, stretched out her claws to hook Nakahara Chuya's clothes and climbed onto his shoulders, and licked his warm cheeks with her small tongue.

She tried to appease Zhongyuan Zhongya's spirit, so that Leng Xue and the others could lead Zhongyuan Zhongya back to rest smoothly.

The big fluffy tail lifted up and swept across the warm and red neck, and Zhongyuan Zhong also relaxed his frown just a little, and said with a smile: "Do you like staying in this position?"

The soft calls and grunts really eased Zhong Yuan Zhongye's expression a lot. He stood up and loosened his collar, and said, "Let's go."

He didn't intend to ask Leng-Blood and Dumbbird what mission they were going to take him to, anyway, the gravity of being drunk made Mr. feel that he had inexhaustible energy, no matter what mission he was going to do.

Moreover, Zhongyuanzhong is not completely heartless. I just contribute to the mission with Dumbbird and Leng Xue and I don’t need to write a mission report, but I still have my own share of the achievements and rewards for completing the mission.

Now he is a cat owner, and he must give his little black cat the best cat climbing frame, cat food, canned cat strips, cat snacks and all kinds of cat toys.

Regarding how much money he spends on Lijia Maomao every month, he has standards and indexes in his heart. If the amount spent is less than this amount, Zhong Yuanzhong will also think about whether he has been too perfunctory with Lijia recently.

I don't have time to play with her, and I can't even buy her toys and delicious snacks.

Although his cat doesn’t like sports, Zhong Yuanzhong is also very keen to buy her a variety of cat toys. Even when Yi Jia is just unpacking the box, he will take a lot of photos and videos to record. .

Because if you don't record it immediately, next time his squeamish little black cat may not be bothered to play with such a troublesome toy that needs to run around.

The cat that looks like a small coal ball is running around and jumping in front of your eyes with its big fluffy tail. Its big round eyes are open and its appearance is coquettish and coquettish. It makes people understand why so many people have cats. above.

Of course, Zhong Yuanzhong also thinks that his little black cat is the cutest, and his Li Jia is the cutest whether it is licking fur or rolling, sleeping and playing with a ball in boredom.

The palm cat that can always be carried in the pocket is obedient, considerate and cute. No one would dislike such a kitty.

……

After successfully bringing Zhongyuan Zhongya back to his residence, Leng Xue and Duanniao closed the entrance door and turned to leave without planning to stay longer. Anyway, they have already been sent back to rest. As for whether Zhongyuan Zhong is sleeping on the bed or on the floor sofa, they don’t care so much meticulous.

They are all big men who have been single for many years, and they should know how to take care of themselves.

As long as you sober up, you can take a shower and change clothes to do whatever you want.

They are only responsible for sending people home, and they do not work as personal babysitters.

"Hmm, headache..." Zhong Yuan also staggered a few steps and fell down on the sofa, covering his forehead and eyes with his backhand, making vague moaning and panting sounds.

Don't have to wait for the hangover the next day, Nakahara Nakaya has already started to feel headache and hot body, dizzy and drowsy.

"Mi?" Li Jia bowed her head and arched Chuya Nakahara, wanting him to get up, go to the bathroom, wash his face and go back to bed.

But he was so drunk that he didn't even bother to put his legs on the sofa, and the drunk who was lying half on his back and muttering naturally couldn't give any special reaction.

Li Jia jumped into the gap between Zhongya Zhongya and the sofa, trying to push his face to the outside. Drunk people can't just let him lie on his back, as it will easily cause vomit to block and suffocate to death.

The black kitty stepped on Nakahara Chuya's face with its paws and pushed hard without turning his face away. She tried for a long time but couldn't push Nakahara Chuya, who was as heavy as a stone, and was so tired that she opened her mouth and gasped for breath. .

"...Miu." Li Jia looked at Zhongya Zhongyuan in distress. She wanted to go around and bite the small blanket on the sofa and pull it up to cover Zhongyuan Zhongye, but now she was also tightly pressed under his legs.

The fallen position of Zhongyuan seems to fall off the sofa at any time, but as long as he doesn't turn over by himself, Li Jia can't move him even half of it.

"Li Jia, it's time to sleep..." He dazedly stretched out his hands to grope around his body, but when he couldn't find the cat, he went to touch the place next to him: "It's time for rest, we should go to bed."

Back to a safe place, lie down and relax, let the drunkenness and drowsiness rise up a little bit, Nakahara now remembers that he should rest and sleep.

Li Jia squatted next to his head, Zhong Yuan couldn't find it when he searched left and right, and began to mutter and complain: "Where did you go to play again?"

With a barbed little tongue licking his ears and cheeks, making a soft snoring and whispering sound, she wanted Nakahara to turn over and lie on his side: "Mimimi."

The wet little nose leaned against Zhongyuan Zhongye's back neck and sniffed. The strong smell of wine, gunpowder smoke and blood mixed together was not pleasant, but Li Jia was almost used to this smell being with Zhongyuan Zhongye all year round.

No matter how they flaunt their justice, the Mafia exists in the dark, and it is impossible to avoid fighting and violent plundering. The vocabulary gradually evolved from the Italian Self-Defense Forces has a strong bloody and rebellious nature.

The person Chuya Nakahara follows is Ogai Mori, the current leader of the port mafia. It is rumored that the way he took the position was not very legitimate, which caused a considerable number of people from the Xiandai faction under him to be unconvinced that his leader would secretly make trouble for Chuya Nakahara.

Several times the originally simple missions were due to intelligence errors, which caused Zhongyuan Zhongye to be almost injured and fell into the enemy's trap. Li Jia wanted to help Zhongyuan Zhongya with something but felt that he could do nothing with his current cat posture.

She could only meow around him in worry and sadness when Zhongyuan Zhongye was injured and tired.

There are too few things cats can do, even if the previous self can't bring much help to Zhong Yuanzhong, at least he won't be as powerless as a cat and can only watch things happen.

"Miss wants to turn Mr. Nakahara Chuya over, and you can try to turn back into a human for a short time." The mechanical electronic voice came from Nakahara Nakaya's pocket, where only his mobile phone and nothing else is currently placed there.

The dejected little black cat raised its head unexpectedly, and cried anxiously, "Mi? Mimimi?"

"Now the energy index of the little lady has dropped to the critical level. According to the data analysis, it will not be life-threatening to change back to a human in a short period of time." The electronic voice of the machine has no emotional ups and downs, and it seems to be just discussing the matter.

"For the past six months, FN7303 has been observing the energy index of the little lady. Through the computer of the special agent department, it can be observed that the energy index is slowly and gradually decreasing with the age of the little lady. The time is 15 minutes, and after 15 minutes, the little lady's body will collapse."

Li Jia listened quietly to the mechanical voice with her ears pricked up, and Mao Mao Mao's claws were a little uneasy, and she popped her nails to hook the sofa.

"You can't tell the little lady about the level of extreme danger, but the little lady doesn't need to worry about being discovered by the special agent department. Staying with Mr. Zhongya Zhongya is good for hiding your existence." The final guarantee for his wife and daughter is the best choice after careful calculation.

Wandering exists in the virtual world. As long as there are circuits and networks, any electronic product can be freely invaded and controlled. The more technologically advanced the world, the more things FN7303 can do. , With the ability to grow and learn, you can capture information and analyze it yourself.

Let Li Jia stay by Zhongye in the Central Plains as an ordinary black cat. After analysis, it is the best way to hide her existence in this world. Stay next to another powerful energy data source, even if it emits dangerous energy. It will be considered as the energy of Zhongya himself.

Fujimine Toshika itself is not dangerous, but the FN7303 under her control played an excessive role in assisting in realizing what she wanted to do, causing huge social impact.

They were expelled from the original world together, and FN7303 also lost track of Li Jia because she turned into a cat. It was not until Dazai Osamu's disqualification in the world changed her back that he finally retrieved the position of the owner.

Lijia forgets what he has done because of the rules of the world, but FN7303 is a semi-artificial intelligence, it will not lose the recorded data because of the power of the rules of the world.

"The way to transform back into a human requires the little lady's own efforts. FN7303 will give prompts and warnings when the energy index is dangerous." Things that cats can't do can be easily done as long as they transform back into humans.

This is also the best method given by FN7303 based on Li Jia's behavior analysis of her wishes.

"...Mimi," Li Jia shook her ears, wandering around the Central Plains with embarrassment and distress, and called out weakly: "Mimi."

That's right, but let her figure out a way to turn back into a human.

She didn't know what to do for a moment, Osamu Dazai used the method of isolating and eliminating the effect of the supernatural power, and what played a role in itself was his disqualification from the human world.

Suddenly asked her to find a way to turn back into a human being, even if she was told that she had 15 minutes, she didn't know what direction to work hard.

The black cat's paw was raised to hook the back of the sofa, and Li Jia stretched her body to try to push Zhong Yuan Zhongya over to the other side with her stronger hind legs.

"Mi--! Mimimi!" Kick, kick, kick! ! ! !

The black cat's legs kicked quickly on the curly ocher hair, trying to slide the legs hard.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was half-hanging on the sofa, didn't move at all, and even began to snore slightly in his sleep.

Li Jia struggled only to mess up Nakahara Chuya's hair, without turning his face away at all.

She was so exhausted lying on the sofa panting, almost sticking out her tongue and breathing like a dog.

"FN7303 said that the best way for Miss to move Mr. Nakahara Nakaya is to turn back into a human being. It is impossible for a cat's body to move an underage male who weighs more than a hundred catties. The difference in weight between you is more than ten times. Efforts are wasted effort.”

Li Jia opened her mouth and panted, and cried out distressedly: "Mi, miu!"

Don't make it so easy to turn back into a human!

The shadow of the death crisis of turning back into a human half a year ago still hangs over her heart, making Li Jia hesitate to act casually.

It's not that she doesn't believe in FN7303's words. If she didn't get its help when she was 13 years old, that organization would not have taken action to treat her mother, but she was really afraid of the feeling of almost dying.

"Miss, don't you want to help Mr. Nakahara Nakaya?" The semi-artificial intelligence's words were quite calm and cold, without any emotional ups and downs. In fact, as long as FN7303 thinks, it can freely disguise hundreds of male and female voices.

It's just that semi-artificial intelligence doesn't think it makes sense to make such a disguise.

All meaningless behaviors are a waste of life, even FN7303 will have a day of end of life.

It is a program that inherits all the memories of Kaneto Nekota and is willing to protect Fujimine's mother and daughter. Once they are no longer in the world, FN7303's life will come to an end.

"Mi, Mimi, huh." Li Jia groaned twice, swung her tail across the Central Plains, and jumped to the ground. The small body like a hairball folded its claws and claws and nestled into a ball. Its head rested on the floor and began to think hard.

With the high concentration of the body, the heat gathered little by little, making the cat's paws weak, and a faint dark blue light shrouded the body at an angle that Li Jia didn't notice, enveloping the body and elongating it.

"Tick-tock-"

Congealed beads of sweat dripped onto the floor, and Li Jia hugged her arms to endure the high fever and pain, panting, adapting to her transformed body: "Huh...huh..."

Her throat became so dry that it was difficult to ignore, Li Jia looked up at Nakahara Nakaya, secretly thankful that he had fallen asleep.

"I seem to have done it?" Sweat slid across her forehead and lined her eyelashes, she smiled pale and weak, "It really hurts."

"Pain is unavoidable, but the current energy value has not exceeded the threshold, and the little lady can freely control these 15 minutes." FN7303 calmly responded to her words.

Li Jia's delicate brows were lightly fixed, and Li Jia couldn't help but smile bitterly in embarrassment.

It is said that there are 15 minutes, but now she feels that her legs are so weak that she can't stand up, and there are probably very limited things that can be done in these 15 minutes.

It took most of the time to slow down and hold back the pain and high fever fuzzy consciousness that began to change into a human being. Li Jia reached out and grabbed Nakahara Chuya's shoulders, trying to put him in a side-lying position: "Good, so heavy..."

Did Zhong Yuanzhong, who was asleep, use gravity to stick himself to the sofa?Li Jia couldn't help being suspicious.

She thinks her strength should be considered normal among girls of the same age, and Zhong Yuan Zhong also weighs more than 100 catties, but she just wants to turn him over and lie on his side, instead of picking him up and throwing him on the bed, it is so difficult.

"According to the data analysis, Chuya Zhongya also uses part of the gravity to defend in his sleep. He didn't use supernatural powers to fight back because he was subconsciously familiar with the breath of the little lady, so he didn't fight back."

In order to turn Zhong Yuan Zhongya over, Li Jia almost lay on top of him, she gritted her teeth and said, "Should we talk about this kind of thing from the beginning?"

Gravity will be used to sleep, and she can't move him even if she turns back into a human.

His body was hot and painful, and he didn't make much effort at first, but Zhongyuan Zhong also used his abilities.

"...FN7303's data analysis results show that the young lady can achieve her goal by transforming back into a human being." The semi-artificial intelligence said in silence for a moment: "There are five minutes and 15 seconds left in the 37-minute control time, please complete the turning of Zhongya Zhongya as soon as possible to prevent it. Vomit clogs the airway and suffocates the target."

Li Jia wanted to cry but had no tears. She was in pain and tired and was still hot all over. As a result, the 15 minutes she could manage were fleeting. How could she turn her over.

"Please, Chuya," she tried to hug Nakahara Chuya's upper body, and said bitterly, "Don't use gravity when you sleep."

The sleepy young man mumbled vaguely, and actually responded to Li Jia's words. The inconspicuous red light covering his whole body disappeared, and his body, which was lying flat and half hung on the sofa, turned over and pressed Li Jia heavily and rolled off the sofa.

The muscular body that is much heavier than it looks on the surface weighs heavily on Lijia, and the movement of changing from lying flat to prone, presses on Lijia and almost exhales the last breath in his body.

"Well, dear," Zhong Yuanzhong also pressed her collarbone, and said in a sleepy way: "Li Jia is sleeping, don't make trouble."

The hands that were originally hanging by the sides raised and hugged the girl tightly, rubbing against her delicate skin like a pillow, exhaling a long breath with the smell of alcohol, and fell into a deeper sleep.

Li Jia lowered her head and called tentatively, "Chuya, are you awake?"

The teenager who was sleeping soundly and falling into a sweet dream didn't respond to her words, and just let out regular breathing sounds, and his body after drinking continued to emit heat, and the temperature was not much lower than Li Jia's.

"Five seconds remaining," FN7303 began to count down: "Five, four, three, two, one—"

The girl's body that was suppressed by Nakahara Chuya slowly shrunk and turned back into a small fur ball.

Li Jia tried her best to kick her hind legs and struggled to get out from under Nakahara Nakaya, but failed.