Don't fall in love with a pig killer!

Chapter 84: How can a poor room be taken lightly (1)

When Xie Yan and Xie Yan fought vigorously, Zhou Yingxin, who was waiting outside the "toilet", was pale, listening to the shocking sound coming from the latrine, and staring blankly at the transpiration of immortal power in the sky.

The two fairy boys from Zhuoquan Yinghe came in a hurry. When they saw Zhou Yingxin outside, they saluted together, called "Master Zhou", and then asked tentatively, "Master Zhou, is the immortal here?" ..."

Zhou Yingxin coughed dryly, hesitated to speak, and said after a long while: "You lords are inside, going to the toilet with Yan Xiao...."

Zhuoquan Yinghe: "..."

Before the voice could be heard, there was another loud bang in the house, supplemented by the fine and noisy sound of "砯砯咚砰", as if the sky was about to poke a hole.

The two fairy boys flattered subconsciously: "As expected of a fairy king, he can be as powerful as a toilet!"

Zhou Yingshen was tongue-tied, and before she could say anything, the sound of masonry cracking suddenly exploded, and the three of them raised their heads together, only to see a crack spreading on the magnificent roof of the "toilet", and the next moment, "swipe and pull" the stone chips and rubble It poured all over the ground, and a big hole was abruptly opened in the roof!

The two fairy boys: "As expected of being a fairy..." After halfway talking, they swallowed them all together.

Zhou Yingxin's brows were frowned, and her expression changed several times: "What's going on? Is this really... going to the toilet?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw countless pieces of stone, wood, and ancient books flying out of the hole. Zhuoquan glanced at it twice and exclaimed: "Isn't this the "Lianhua Sutra" of Tian'an Buddha?"

Ying He looked at it with a pale face, "Immortal Qingming's "Infinite Sword Art"..."

""Awakening Sword of Hundred Flowers"..."

"The "Xianshi Tonglu" compiled by Dongshidian is also here! Didn't it mean that it has been stolen for a long time?"

"Zi, Emperor Ziwei's, "The Curse of the Eight Desolation", " Zhuo Quan knelt on the ground, and his two arms were fighting, "I really liked to rob houses in the past, but this is too much... "

Zhou Yingshen opened her eyes angrily, picked up the books one by one, felt something was wrong when she held them in her hand, opened it, and saw that it was really torn to pieces of white paper, where is there a word?

"Thank you, Xie Qiushi," he yelled violently, "Treasures of all factions, how can this be so, the little thief is rampant, wait for me to fight him for three hundred rounds!"

Zhuoquan Yinghe immediately turned pale with fright, and shouted: "Master Zhou, wake up! Master Zhou, think twice, don't let that devil attack again!"

Regardless of the obstruction, Zhou Yingxin raised his sword and was about to rush into the "toilet", when he heard a whistle suddenly came from the "toilet", and then a long cry came from a distance, a huge fairy pigeon swooped down with its wings flapping, Skimming through the hole, grabbed Xie Yan and Xie Yan with both claws, and flew away like lightning.

Zhou Yingxin: "..."

Zhuoquan Yinghe: "..."

After a long time, the two fairies stared blankly at each other for a while before asking: "Just now, what happened just now?"

At this moment, a cold and clear voice came from behind the three of them: "I also want to ask, what happened here just now?"

Zhou Yingxin woke up in astonishment, raised her head, and saw that the visitor had a bright shirt with wide sleeves, a crown of gold, her feet were silent but her majesty remained undiminished, her eyes were clear and deep and vast, she had the beauty of a god and man, and she had the power of the sky.

"Emperor Ziwei!" Zhou Yingxin hurriedly bowed to the ground.

The two fairy boys exclaimed and knelt down to worship.

Qin Lingche nodded slightly, raised his hand to signal for a few people to excuse him, and then asked: "I heard that Xie Qiushi is back, so it's no wonder there's such a big commotion——what's the matter?"

As soon as Zhou Yingshen heard Xie Qiushi's name, veins popped out of her forehead, and she shouted without hesitation: "Return to Your Majesty! Xie Xianjun... Xie Qiushi was caught by pigeons while he was shitting!!"

This person is gnashing his teeth and speaking vulgarly, but that person is so carefree that he can't wait to sing a song.

Xie Qiushi was held in Yan Chicheng's arms and carried by the fairy pigeon, and he yelled as he flew: "I can come up with such a way, I really have amazing talents!"

Yan Chicheng said: "You used to find this fairy pigeon nesting in the mortal world by chance, so you built the 'Tomb of Immortals' on Xiaojing Lake under the pigeon nest. It is not a mausoleum at all, but you secretly went back and forth between the two worlds. It’s just a dark path.”

"I knew it!" Xie Qiushi snorted twice, "It's written on the gate, 'I don't build the mausoleum, I will be buried in the same sky', those fools believe that there is a treasure inside, I am afraid they can only find it if they squeeze their heads. How many dead flowers and fallen leaves, how many blue and yellow bird droppings, hahahaha..."

Yan Chicheng listened quietly, smiled without saying a word, and only gently held him in his arms again.

"Tell me, what did I think in the past." Xie Qiushi said, "The place where I live is either a mausoleum or a toilet, and I don't think it smells bad."

"You were very naughty back then." Yan Chicheng said, "But you don't want others to disturb you."

Xie Qiushi rolled his eyes and asked curiously, "How?"

"When you stayed in Yingtai Mountain in the past, people like the Emperor of Heaven would always catch you and ask you to do... troublesome things you don't like to do." Yan Chicheng whispered in his ear, "If you don't like it, why don't you do it?" Changed the bedroom into a latrine, and found this secret passage, and every day when the Emperor came to see you, he would tell people to shout, 'Xie Xianjun was caught by the fairy pigeon while going to the toilet'."

Xie Qiushi laughed loudly, said twice, "As expected of me", and said: "You just said that you heard the voice of the Emperor of Heaven, isn't that old man coming to arrest me again?"

"Of course not." Yan Chicheng said, "He has just returned from a catastrophe, probably he can't remember many things clearly, and it will take a lot of twists and turns to regain control of the overall situation, and he won't spend too much thought on the relationship between you and me in the mortal world. matter."

Xie Qiushi said "Oh", and said: "He is the emperor of heaven, he has the ability to cover the sky with one hand, but he also wants to be a human being and suffer from catastrophe. It can be seen that there is not much difference between immortals and immortals."

"Ordinary people practice Taoism with self-denial, the Tao is pure, and they will become immortals, and the emperor of heaven is naturally the same." Yan Chicheng said slowly, "Qin Lingche is the supreme, killing and resolute, and even became angry and razed the ghost world. Flat land. With one order, the lives of people will be burnt, countless lives will be lost under the palm of his hand, and the evil he has inflicted is unimaginable to ordinary people."

Xie Qiushi was surprised: "If that's the case, why did he survive until now?"

"...Because of the Fire Tribulation Platform." Yan Chicheng lowered his eyelashes, and his voice slowly softened, "He has descended from the Fire Tribulation Platform countless times, and suffered death, hardship, hunger, and poverty for mortals countless times, and then made great achievements and made great achievements. Make great contributions, save the common people, be famous for thousands of years, and eliminate evil with virtue."

"Ah..." Xie Qiushi sighed softly, "It's no wonder that even if everyone becomes an immortal, they should respect him as an emperor."

Yan Chicheng remained silent.

"I can't do it." Xie Qiushi suddenly muffled, "If my body is infected with evil spirits, I can't do it like him..."

"You don't have to do it." Yan Chicheng interrupted him.

Xie Qiushi: "Huh?"

"Even if you have been reincarnated for a hundred lives, you have to be happy for a hundred lives." Yan Chicheng whispered, as if telling him, or talking to himself, "I will find you in every life and make you happy , so that you have a way to go, you don’t have to suffer those crimes, and you don’t have to trade your freedom for any fame.”

He spoke seriously, Xie Qiushi listened in a daze, and unconsciously grabbed his palm lightly.

Yan Xiao's palm was colder than ice.

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