Goddess life complete guide

I was in a daze for the whole day, it was all done by Zeus, and Nicky followed me and walked all the way with her head down, accompanying me around my palace in circles.

I glanced back at Nikki in a daze, this is the goddess of victory... Then I turned my head and continued to circle around... How would Athena hold that spear without Nikki?Is it possible that the statue of Athena will be changed to only a shield in the future?

And what does Zeus mean by that, hiding his old friend next to his daughter, how could he be even more unreliable!Is this Qianlong from Xuehuanzhu XX?

But it turns out that he can be even more unreliable.

Phoebus came back, and at the same time brought back the news of Hermes. Then, Zeus was happy, smiling like a flower every day...

Hermes can be said to be the most eloquent god in Greek mythology, and the most unreliable thing Zeus did is also related to this guy. This guy is a pimp and wipes for Zeus in Greek mythology. You can never wipe your mouth clean if you eat outside, or Hera's nose is too sharp, so Zeus calls Hermes to help him cut off his back every time.

With Hermes, Zeus is like a fish in water, and he always looks amiable when he comes to eat. He and Hermes are like father and son. Zeus almost didn’t pat Hermes. Si's shoulder said: "Good brother, you still understand me."

Can you still use it like this after giving birth to a son...Zeus, you are really scheming.

And let’s put these aside for the time being, Phoebus is still telling me how fat our cattle are, how healthy and lively they are. At this time, he has driven the cattle back. Fifty pigs were all grazing on the grass. Just when I wanted to correct Phoebus’s phrasing, Phobos changed the subject and said, this season should be the season for eating beef. up...

I thought so too, it's time to eat beef, since I'm with this group of foodies, what season is not suitable for eating beef!It is estimated that this guy saw a group of fat and strong cattle.

After I nodded, Phoebus happily led a cow in from outside the door, looked at me with shining eyes, and wrote "Hurry up, hurry up!" written all over his face!

... Now it's not a whole fifty, but now there are only 49 alive and grazing, dear... what the hell!Am I a butcher!

I really want to rush forward and educate Phoebus, a dead boy, that I am a lady, and ladies should not touch things with this blood type. At this time, Nicky, who has been acting as the ghost behind me, stepped forward and knelt on one knee. In front of me, it stopped the steps I was about to move forward.

"Your Highness, please allow Nikki to do it for me." Nikki lowered her head and looked extremely devout, which completely frightened me.

I was taken aback for a moment, what the hell, am I worshiped by my father's little lover!

I looked at Phobos hesitantly, why is this swollen?

Phoebus looked up at the sky, no matter how I gave him hints, he ignored him, even if he looked at the cow next to him, he didn't look at me, TAT, Phoebus, you look at me! ! !

I paused for a long time without speaking, and I didn't make any movements that obviously made Nikki a little uneasy. She clenched her hands beside her into fists, lowered her head and pursed her lips, and said nothing.

I looked at her clenched hands tightly and said, "Use the brain-piercing method, and I'll get you tools."

In fact, the tool is just a long nail. The method of nailing the brain to kill the cow is to first tie the nose rope of the cow to a pole, and then use a long cement nail to select the cow's Tianling cover to top the heart of life, and nail it with a hammer. After entering, the cow's brain is damaged, and it immediately goes into a coma or shock. Then it can use a knife to peel the cowhide. After peeling off the cowhide, it will be disembowelled, the meat will be cut and boned, and the cow will die under this "like strong anesthesia". at.

This is the least bloody method of killing cattle, and the method of brain killing cattle is not only simple and easy to execute, one person can execute the execution, but also has a great advantage. When brain killing cattle, all the blood of the cattle will be in the capillaries of the cattle, and the beef will look like blood. Red and tender, it looks good and tastes good.

After I finished telling Nikki, Nikki actually looked at me gratefully...

I wipe!You are an M, right?I am ordering you to kill!Still do this kind of heavy work! !Can't you give me a vicious look and let me send you to that girl of Athena! ! !

QAQ Sure enough, Alexander, Zeus's little wife, let Athena take over, bastard!It means that girl Athena can accept such worship with peace of mind, so I should really support the official match.

I highly doubt that the Goddess of Victory can actually read minds, and then by reading the enemy's thoughts, learn the enemy's combat tactics, and finally win!

Because I suspect that Nicky seems to know that I have the idea of ​​abandoning her, she is very clingy, as soon as I want to ask her to give me a time alone, she silently looks at me and does not speak, and I suddenly have a feeling An inexplicable sense of guilt.

I'll go, in fact, this kid has learned charm from Poseidon!What a contagious look that controls people's hearts.

It was only after Zeus had a secret conversation with me that I finally knew why Zeus put Nikki next to me. This is Zeus’s little green plum, and it is the most juicy one among them, and Hera Accidentally saw Zeus lying in Niji's arms after being drunk, and the jealousy of the queen Hera was ignited in this way. What made Hera even more jealous was that Zeus didn't move Nikki, but respected her very much. Opinion……

Isn't it obvious that Heraniji's low position in Zeus's mind is different!Hera was completely ignited, and then together with Athena came to Zeus to ask for Niji...

Zeus was helpless, I happened to be at the door at that time, Zeus thought I was the one who gave the wine, and this must be the culprit, so he involved me too.

Zeus himself couldn't explain clearly, so he hoped that his little green plum would be safe and secure, and he didn't want to get into trouble with Hera completely. After all, the affection was still there. Zeus, who has been in love with him for 300 years, has a soft heart, so he pushed Nikki to my side. I only hope that Nikki will appear in front of Hera less, and Hera will gradually forget it.

It's just that I'm unlucky, looking at Nicky's pious eyes, I feel so sad, how swollen I am!Dad's little lover has become my aunt! ! !

Is this pure friendship...

But I quickly ignored this problem with my strong willpower. The main reason is that Nicky’s sense of presence is really too weak. She seems to like to follow me silently, and then use the flashing lights when I turn around. His eyes made me shudder. QQ

The wedding of Hephaestus and Hestia has also been successfully held. Everything went smoothly and there was no trouble. At the wedding, I waited for them to compare their beauty... I like to watch... I am a soy sauce party.

Speaking of which, there are more and more gods on Mount Olympus recently, Zeus is very capable, and it is very powerful to create small life, especially under the eyes of Hera, Zeus can steal so many girls.

Zeus now recalled how correct it was for Prometheus to create human beings, and what is more correct is how this image fits his aesthetics!

So on a sunny afternoon, Dionysus was born!

I just want to raise my arms and scream!This is just perfect!Thank you Zeus, thank Hera, thank Hermes.

Hermes is the one to thank the most. He made a lot of sacrifices for Zeus to cover, but we should not question his achievements. Seeing that the descendants of Zeus can form an army, we know that the unknown hero Hermes is in the army. How much effort was behind it.

When I think of Hermes, Hermes has a thick line!He's coming to eat again...

"Hello, Sister Al~(^o^)/~" Little Hermes always has a sweet mouth, and this name makes my heart flutter. How long has it been since my younger brother called me sister, not to mention that bastard Phobos, it is Hephaes Toss also stopped calling me sister because of the confusion of generations that Hestia said, and now I only have Hermes! ! ! QQ

"Hermes, come, sister kiss." Hermes looks very cute, between a teenager and a young man, with big and shiny eyes, and will smile at you sweetly... Really So cute! ! !

This kid has a sweet mouth and a nice face...

My paws held Hermes' face firmly, and I just aimed at the white and tender face and bit down...

But before I could bite down, the Hermes in front of my eyes disappeared and was replaced by the gloomy face of Phoebus.

Hermes trembled in fright, scratched his head and smirked, trying to ease the weird atmosphere.

"Brother Phoebus," Hermes called.

"En." Phoebus replied with a sullen face, then pulled Hermes by the collar and went out to communicate with each other.

I looked at Hermes, who was dragged by the collar with a pitiful face, and spread my hands helplessly. Phoebus really became more and more misbehaving as he grew up, and this kid liked to tease people because he didn't like anyone. It's getting naughty, except for Hades, he can't beat him, he almost beats all Olympus invincibles, except for Zeus, he dare not start and Ares, he doesn't bother to pay attention, he has basically fought against others, Of course, under my training, Phobos respects women very much, and always smiles gently towards women.

Speaking of which, Phoebus is handsome, strong, and good-natured, so why is there no girl with him!

Is there no one on Mount Olympus who looks pleasing to the eye?I think about those goddesses, either their eyes are higher than the top, or they are too docile and not wild enough, and they are already famous. No wonder Phoebus looks down on them. The range of choices is too small, maybe he should Learn from his father and develop outside.

I thought about it, hey, that's not bad, anyway, our family doesn't have any blood discrimination, in fact, human beings are so good, right?So Phoebus!Please don't be careless on the ground!

I was thinking so, but I heard the bell of the Temple of Zeus coming from outside...

this bell...

Another meeting? ? ?

I went out in a black line, Phoebus and Hermes had already stopped, and they were tidying up their bodies. Seeing me coming out, Phoebus immediately came to my side, took my hand naturally, and said to me: "Let's go faster."

I nodded. We live near the temple of Zeus. When we arrived, only Hera and the group from Zeus’s harem arrived. Hephaestus came after us. Our group hugged Zeus’ thighs. The small group stood together.

Hermes is also one of us. When Dionysus came, he wobbled towards us. When I saw his unshaven face, I was immediately annoyed. Dionysus actually looks pretty Delicate, but a bit too sloppy, not to mention sloppy, but at least two-thirds of the 24 hours a day are drunk...

He said he was experimenting with new wine... But does experimenting with new wine require tasting several jars of wine? !

Obviously this guy is the God of Dionysus, but this girl comes to my house every time to play the autumn breeze.

I looked at the god of wine who swayed to my side, he opened his mouth hidden under the beard and smiled at me, then stood up and swayed to sleep... A few black lines slid down my forehead, didn't I see it Is Zeus sitting on it? !And, Zeus!Father God!Lord God King!Why can he bribe you with a few jars of wine to turn a blind eye? Why do you always like to glance at me during meetings after I have offered so many things.

When Phoebus saw Dionysus wobbling as if he was about to fall towards me, his face darkened, and he pulled me to change places with me...

On the contrary, Hestia likes this dazed God of Dionysus very much, and completely raised him as his son... Seeing that Dionysus was about to collapse, he quickly supported him, and used the kind of gentleness that made my hair stand on end. The expression looks at Dionysus, that expression of love and pity... is really full of maternal glory! ! !Blind my eyes! ! !

After such an action, all the Greek gods were almost present. Zeus coughed twice, and the entire temple fell silent, and the buzzing noise from the previous discussions disappeared.

Every time I hold a meeting in the Temple of Zeus, there are important things to discuss. I don’t know what it is this time. The gods should have the same idea as me, so they wink and make eye contact below. It doesn’t seem to be a big deal recently.

Zeus cleared his throat without ambiguity, and just got straight to the point.

"In recent days, Mount Olympus has been calm and the situation is stable, so let's take the positions of all of you today. For the position of the twelve main gods, three are selected. I, Zeus, the king of gods. Hera, the queen of gods .And my sister Hestia. As for the remaining eight vacancies, they will be used for promotion when they make important contributions.”

What Zeus said was plain, but it could not be objected to, so the matter was decided, and the gods thought about it, and there was really nothing to object to, but what Zeus announced next gave the gods a goal to fight !

Divinity!

What does it mean to be?It means worship, it means the power of faith, and it means low position.

I looked at the vacant gods, and focused on the goddess of the crescent moon, the goddess of fertility, and the goddess of hunting. There must be a lot of sacrifices for fertility and hunting... But this is still a primitive society. When technology starts to develop, it will focus on wisdom. will be very popular.

I shared my thoughts with Phobos, and Phobos went for the title of wisdom, as well as light, youth, medicine, animal husbandry... These are all good, so many gods make us dazzled and dizzy.

After discussing with the rest of us, we finished dividing up the loot, only then did we realize that we are not the only ones eyeing these fat meats!

We looked at Zeus in unison, only to see that Zeus was still sitting like that, with the same expression, but it was meaningful how we looked at it now.

"Since we are all optimistic, let's start!" Zeus said, whetted his appetite.

start?How to start?

I saw those gods originally written on the paper turned into balls of light floating in the air, either motionless or wandering randomly, and my eyes were fixed on those gods I liked... …

I think I understand what Zeus meant, and the surrounding gods also showed a look of sudden realization, I think we all understand.

I only heard Zeus order: "Start."

All the gods rushed out towards their own goals. My hand first accurately grasped the light ball of the crescent moon goddess I was looking at. I grabbed the light ball and stuffed it into my mouth and swallowed it. Coincidentally Surprisingly, this light group is right in front of me.

And my eyes were fixed on the goddess of fertility, which was obliquely in front of me... Did Zeus open the back door?I looked towards Zeus, only to see him winking at me, I was amused, feeling that I did not give away so much food and drink in vain.

Come on, as long as I'm faster, everything will be fine. I just wanted to grab it when a hand slapped mine away from the side...

It's Athena!

I knew it was Athena as soon as I saw the hand with the golden bracer!

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I changed my hand to catch the ball of light, only to see Athena kick it...

I dodged to the side, twisted my arms, and broke away from Athena's claws that were holding my hand. I rushed towards the light ball of the fertility goddess, but saw Athena's toe, and the light ball was kicked away. , and that ball of light collided with another ball of light and changed direction. What's more unfortunate is that I accidentally swallowed that ball of light...

Fuck! ! !what did i swallow! ! !What a strange thing is this! ! !

I'm so crazy! !What's going on with the midwife?! ! !

Madan...return my pure image QAQ...

I stared at Athena fiercely, you wait for me!I casually waved a ball of light from the Goddess of War to Athena, telling you to smash it!See if I don't make you a scourge!Wherever you go, you will be provoked to war!I see how you continue to preach love and justice!

I rushed forward with a wave of my hand, and grabbed the light ball that was swaying back again with the force of my forward pounce. Zeus really opened the back door for me. I grabbed the light ball and swallowed it, and then stared at it. The light group of the goddess of hunting.

Then Athena is thick again! ! !

Come in my direction too...

Fuck! ! !You've got my eye on me, haven't you! ! !

I gritted my teeth, kicked my feet, and rushed towards the hunting light.